| 5.0 classic |
| Bull Of Heaven 040: A Beautiful Dog |
| Clown Core Clown Core |
| Death The Sound of Perseverance |
| I like that they instill wholesome family values into this album. Perseverance is a great life skill that kids these days have not been properly respecting or appreciating. One time I had to pull my tooth out. I attached it to a lumberjack who was chopping down a 50-foot tree. Given that my tooth is approximately 2.5 pounds less than the average weight of a sperm whale, it took perseverance from both of us to pull that tooth out. Fear Factory sucks. 10/10. |
| Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech |
| It's a machine to be reckoned with, that's for sure. Unless you spend your afternoons watching hippopotamus pornography, chances are you never have experienced anal probing the entirety of the Pacific ocean. Well, now that is available in musical form. Just add water! Soon enough, you'll be able to build your own ocean machine and probe all the oceans you want. Devin Townsend would be proud. 10/10. |
| Devin Townsend Infinity |
| One time I listened to nothing but this album for 42 days. I was locked in a rubber room, and the only thing I was allowed to eat was the CD liner notes. They didn't taste very good Anyway, as for this album: It's genius! Without this album, the mathematics industry wouldn't exist. And since I spend every night in a dark dungeon doing math problems for fun, I never talk to the outside world. Thus I have successfully managed to keep myself from drinking Kool Aid thanks to this album. Kool Aid saves lives. Lucky I'm not one of them! 10/10 |
| Devin Townsend Physicist |
| Devin Townsend Terria |
| Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient |
| Devin Townsend Project Addicted |
| Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction |
| Killing Joke Extremities, Dirt & Various Repressed Emotions |
| Bob Barker once told me, "keep your pets spayed and neutered". Since I am unfortunately blind, I spayed and neutered this CD instead of my pets. That wasn't good. The CD tastes all gooey now, and whenever I try to touch it I get weird text messages on my phone saying "thought crime" and "delete yourself from the machine". Taquitos were a mistake. This CD however, is modest and well-trimmed. I enjoyed it. Recommended. 10/10 |
| Killing Joke Pandemonium |
| Killing Joke Democracy |
| One of the best albums ever! Seriously. I mean, come on. It has a song called "Lanterns" on it! One time I ate a lantern and had to get my stomach pumped. The doctor told me "no more monkeys jumping on the bed". Fuck that shit man! Monkeys jumping on the bed are hot! Jaz Coleman feels my pain, so he wrote an album about lanterns and monkeys. And of course, it was brilliant. Highly recommended to fans of monkeys jumping on the bed. 10/10. |
| Killing Joke What's THIS For...! |
| Lamb of God Wrath |
| Lamb of God Resolution |
| M.O.D. Gross Misconduct |
| Mastodon Leviathan |
| Mastodon Blood Mountain |
| Megadeth Peace Sells... But Who's Buying? |
| Megadeth Rust In Peace |
| Metallica Master Of Puppets |
| Metallica ...And Justice For All |
| Metallica Live Shit: Binge & Purge |
| Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste |
| Ministry Filth Pig |
| Ministry Houses Of The Molé |
| Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle |
| Ever since I discovered this album, I have worshipped it. I listen to it 10 times a day and then proceed to masturbate to my Mike Patton shrine while shoving 10 Charleston Chews up my ass and then lighting it on fire. I have been slowly growing deaf ever since I started this sequence of ritual and each day I am closer to being a dead goon from the scars of flames embedded on my ass. But it is worth it, and once the sequence is complete, we will enter a new era of peace worldwide as everyone spends the rest of their lives giving indecipherable conversations while trainhopping inside of an egg. Rate this a 5 now or you'll go the way of Stubb A Dub. And I'll do it with much love! Love is a fist, after all. 10/10 |
| Mr. Bungle Disco Volante |
| Mr. Bungle California |
| Nine Inch Nails And All That Could Have Been |
| Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral |
| Nine Inch Nails The Fragile |
| Pantera Far Beyond Driven |
| Pantera The Great Southern Trendkill |
| Pink Floyd Meddle |
| Pink Floyd Animals |
| Pink Floyd Is There Anybody Out There? |
| Prong Prove You Wrong |
| Whoever the fuck is going to attempt to make an argument for the pathetic idea that Prong is nothing short of one of the greatest bands on Earth just inches away from the all knowing force of genius that is Mr. Bungle can get out of here right now and fuck off forever. This album is the peak of human creativity and we will never ever reach it again. The natural progression of time has proven this. In 1991, who was selling more records, Prong or Joanna Newsom? Exactly. You would like to think that people like Joanna Newsom have had any impact on music and it's honestly just saddening. As for Prong, they are the saviors who protect us from the incoming tribulation. I have carved the trident on this album cover which is generally consider to be the logo of this band. Unfortunately, since I am (unfortunately) blind, I did a bad job at carving it in and it came out all wrong. They thought I was Charles Manson! I served his sentence for 20 years while he was out running free, escaping into the free world. Do you know who he was disguised as? Joanna Newsom. End of review. 10/10. |
| Prong Rude Awakening |
| Radiohead The King of Limbs |
| Rammstein Herzeleid |
| Rammstein Liebe Ist Für Alle Da |
| Red Harvest Anarchaos Divine |
| Red Harvest Cold Dark Matter |
| Red Harvest Sick Transit Gloria Mundi |
| Red Harvest A Greater Darkness |
| Slayer Show No Mercy |
| Slayer Hell Awaits |
| Slayer Haunting The Chapel |
| Slayer Reign In Blood |
| Slayer Decade of Aggression |
| Sleep The Sciences |
| Stormtroopers of Death Speak English or Die |
| Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing |
| Strapping Young Lad City |
| The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution |
| The Gerogerigegege Tokyo Anal Dynamite |
| The Gerogerigegege Senzuri Power Up |
| The Gerogerigegege Instruments Disorder |
| Voivod Killing Technology |
| Voivod Dimension Hatröss |
| Voivod Angel Rat |
