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5.0 classic
Abilene Abilene
It's a classic album for me. What I love about it
most is its quiet parts. They sound so beefy it
hurts. And also I'm gaining spiritual vibes from
the electric guitar. So nostalgic, takes me back
to the times of my spiritual practice in 2020. I
also want to compliment the polyrhythmic
structure of this album. Something has to be said
about 2000's - if 90'ies paved way to the better
genres of rock music then 2000's established
them. Thinking about C-Clamp and Toboggan, both
similar to Abilene.
Something has to be said about an eerie
urbanistic vibe of this album and most of 2000's
underground rock music.
AG Form Commons
Bear the Mammoth Purple Haus
This is no.2 album of 2023 for me, behind only Ativin's "Austere". It was a surprise for me that sputnikmusic pays no attention for underground releases like these. rI love this album even more than their excellence release of "Years Under Glass". It improves on mathy softness adding futuristic synths to the sonic pallette. It stays mystical and, again, it rarely indulges in heaviness, which for me is a tremendously good thing.
Bear the Mammoth Years Under Glass
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Codeine Dessau
Codeine The White Birch
Cola The Gloss
I'm definitely getting the vibes of this album,
unlike mr. Gol-Jonsson. I like it for its
simplicity and ability to emphasize simple yet
catchy riffs. I disliked Ought's more
experimental things for being not catchy, and
this is just my cup of tea. It comforted me after
artsy and cold late-Ought approach and brought me
to a sunny and warm place. Third favorite album
this year, behind Matt Christensen and Ativin.
Computer Dating To Weave A Wall
Couch Etwas Benutzen
Cusper The View From Above
Deafheaven Infinite Granite
deathcrash people thought my windows were stars e.p
deathcrash Sundown (A Collection of Home Recordings)
Deftones Gore
Majestic fusion of smooth math-rock and shoegaze,
an improvement on Koi No Yokan formula, is
dressed here in some subtle acid tones. There is
a certain esthetical connection to Palms here,
that experience obviously inspired Chino. It also
seems a bit reminiscent of Failure's more
progressive moments at times. The soundscape here
has the unsettling, discomforting schizophrenic
mood to it, complimented by this sharp, glassy,
high-pitched mastering and various effects over
Chino's voice. It is the album's difficult
sonical ethos responsible for such an ambigous
feedback from fans, and it's understandable. This
dissonant, pink-toned synthetic vibe, visually
represented by an artwork, is unfriendly on a
first take, but it rewards a more patient and
experienced listener. I'm sure this album will be
reassessed by fans in the future, it's a
tremendous step-up for the band, they've never
been as high technically and compositionally as
they are now.
Dianogah As Seen From Above
Duster Together
Jesu Terminus
Love, Claire The Forgotten Cinema
Moscow Puzzles Cicadas Are Sensitive to Parallel Lines
Outlander (UK) Acts of Harm
Once again Outlander delivers classic doomgaze with a bit better sound/mastering quality than on "The Valium Machine". The only thing in which this album fails at is the scale. It's quite shorter than its predecessor. "Lye Waste" is a banger.
Outlander (UK) The Valium Machine
The best doomgaze band I've ever heard. This album encapsulates the listener into dreamy and quite depressive - in a good way - soundscapes. It helps embracing the universal sorrow and mourning of a devotional person.
Outlander (UK) Sundowning/Unconditional
Perfect Hair Perfect Hair
Polaris (UK) Polaris
Poorly Drawn House Home Doesn't Have Four Walls
Poorly Drawn House (compilation)
Rosetta Quintessential Ephemera
I don't get why Rosetta fans mostly consider this album their worst. Because it's not riff-oriented? Not enough distortion? This is easily their MOST energetic, MOST emotionally inspired, MOST aesthetically and compositionally cohesive and tight album. TGS is mundane and overblown, Wake/Lift is not nearly as intense and tight as this, it has lots of blind spots, the rest is just weaker in terms of songwriting album-wise. The way these songs here flow, it just carries me away each time, every single transition is just in its right place, no motif overstays its welcome, no overplayed crescendo, and God how phenomenal those guitar melodies are. Armine's screams are not overused and appear right where they are needed always pushing the song in right direction, Eric's vocals are very natural and complimenting to the sound. Meaningful and empathetic lyricism here. I love how intuitive this album is also, it's never overthought production- and songwriting-wise, always retaining this jammy vibe, flowing naturally. I just can't understand what are the dislikers' claims. Even what they supposedly could be. I'm convinced it's their best album.
Sonna Keep it Together
An exercise in mildness and introspection, it's one of my dearest albums and definitely top of 2016.
Sprain Sprain
Swings Detergent Hymns
Swings Sugarwater
Terremoto (Boulder) Fun at Parties
The Rebel Astronauts Windmills vs. Shrapnel
The Scarecrow Frequency Somber Pacific
This Is Your Captain Speaking ARC
This Will Destroy You Another Language
This Will Destroy You have a tremendously unique sound among all their post-rock peers. They carry on with the whispering sounds that drown a listener in melancholy, then they're up with loud cathartic symphony. Songs like "Dustism" and "Invitation" will stay with me forever.
Toboggan Still Gleams On Hummocks
Toboggan deliver beefy predominantly instrumental
rock that is not easily cathegorizable: it's
predominantly instrumental so it's easy to call
it post-rock, but for post-rock there is not much
crescendo thing going on. It could be called math
rock but it rarely showcases odd time signatures.
Anyway, it's an extremely evocative album that is
a pure pleasure for me, long time appreciator of
instrumental rock music. Its subtle guitar layers
remain subtle despite pressure-wise the album is
rather aggressive... but those guitars, ah. They
are moving like water.
No.1 album ever for me.
Wilderness Wilderness
Zelienople Hold You Up

4.5 superb
All Structures Align Cut the Engines
Interpol The Other Side of Make-Believe
The only thing pulling me back from giving this a
5 is indistinct vocal hooks. Instrumentally this
is a brutal masterpiece which surpasses even El
Pintor.
That being said, this album doesn't really
contain singles.
I also want to add that Interpol are doing far
greater than The Killers.
Low Long Division
Northlane Node
Better than Singularity in that it's utilizing
more visible structural dynamics between verses
and choruses. There's more variation to the
tracks.
Pallbearer Mind Burns Alive
Nice to see Pallbearer playing with some slowcore
influences on this one. This release was
unexpected surprise for me as I'm usually not
into metal.

4.0 excellent
Alcest Les Chants de L'Aurore
deathcrash Less
Helvetia The Beach At The Edge Of The World
Poorly Drawn House Rock Springs

3.5 great
Deftones Deftones
Something must be said about the triumphant
chords on "Hexagram". Cathartic song. The rest of
the album except for "Needles and Pins",
"Minerva" and "Deathblow" are boring and bereft
of any palpable climactic moments, visible hooks.
Monoland Monoland
Pedro the Lion Santa Cruz
There is one significant thing lacking in Pedro
musical formula - it's the scale which lyrics
obtain damaging the musical integrity and
pithiness. Lyrics are big, much bigger and more
open than music and that damages the perception
of music as a whole thing. Lyrics in this genre
must be concise and aphoristical, if not
memetical. The vocal style should let the melody
flow with minimum words. Take for example Tram's
"Nothing Left To Say". It's a whole meme of a
song. While the abundance of words in Bazan's
lyrical output is way too much to let the voice
feel free.

3.0 good
Pianos Become the Teeth Drift
Musically it's okay, but the thing letting down is the vocals. They are repetitive and dull. There are almost no memorable hooks on this record. But take away the vocals - and I'd be revisiting it most likely.

2.5 average
The Smile Wall of Eyes
When did mr Yorke and company become so bland?
They barely create distinguishable hooks within
this album. The album is a complete formless and
forced mess which doesn't offer anything
memorable.
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