Shrektacular
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Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Bladee Eversince
De La Soul and the Anonymous Nobody...
John Cage 4'33''
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Post Malone Stoney
hey guys, shrektacular here, today i'll be reviewing stoned by pope mabone. so let's get something out of the way. hip-hop is mysoginist, who cares, it's 2016, get over it. ok on to the review.

pope mabone is a white guy, who cares, get over it. i'd like to say that he sounds like a high angel, supposing there's weed up in heaven. the sort of angel who can do no wrong, but can't hold a decent conversation either. really likes black metal, means deafheaven sort of guy. type of guy to talk a lot about ordering pizza but sort of wait for you to order the thing. if he had more money he'd chip in, he really would, dude's got a good heart. same blurred facebook profile picture, taken at night in the highschool parking lot, hasn't changed it in six years, reposts heartfelt articles about the election and feminism.

i think what hip-hop heads don't understand is boys are sensitive now. he's not a dick, he's just a little insecure, you know, family issues, parents cut him off and kicked him out of the house for getting his little sister into smoking but he's got a good heart, she was stressed out with school and stuff. sorta guy who won't let you call a woman a slut or a dude retarded. admirable guy really, he'll make you breakfast in the morning after half-snuggling with you, what kind of cereal do you like? passes you his bowl whenever without thinking about it. good heart.

i was listening to this record on the way to my nine-to-five the other day, this guy zones me out man, feel like i'm back sitting in my highschool friends room blazed and playing videogames and thinking about some skinny girl with beautiful eyes who had a miyazaki sticker on her laptop and bit her lip when she was thinking, a real caroline polachek type. grimes would not be chill to smoke with, i've thought about this. post malone might smoke you out and just listen, you know, or stare at the wall. can't tell if he's listening or just staring at the wall really. either way i like this guy in the room. sometimes that's all you really want right? a guy to smoke with, who won't clutter up the space with coherent thought. no i'm serious. take a chill pill man. half of everyone's friends are just people to sit in a room with a be a bit less alone with.
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