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5.0 classic
Anberlin Devotion
Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
Brand New Science Fiction
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Bring Me The Horizon Sempiternal
Dayseeker Sleeptalk
Eagles Hotel California
Hands Like Houses Reimagine
I the Mighty Connector
I the Mighty Where the Mind Wants to Go / Where You Let it Go
Album of the year.
Edit: I fully expected all the 2-2.5 ratings, lol.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Mae (e)vening
Muse HAARP
Northlane Singularity
Northlane Alien
Pink Floyd The Dark Side Of The Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead In Rainbows
Radiohead OK Computer
The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
The Dear Hunter Violet
The Wonder Years Sister Cities
AOTY motherfuckers rEdit: I was right, this is their Devil and God.
Tonight Alive The Other Side
Twenty One Pilots Trench
Twice Feel Special

4.5 superb
A Day To Remember Common Courtesy
Anberlin Cities
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Ariana Grande Thank U, Next
Black Country New Road Ants from Up There
blink-182 Blink-182
Brand New Daisy
Bring Me The Horizon Live at the Royal Albert Hall
Bring Me The Horizon POST HUMAN: SURVIVAL HORROR
Bruce Springsteen Born to Run
BTS Love Yourself 結 'Answer'
This completed project is pretty much the pinnacle of k-pop
Carly Rae Jepsen Emotion
Casey Crescenzo Amour and Attrition
Crown the Empire The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways
Crown the Empire The Resistance (Deluxe)
Crown the Empire Retrograde
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Dreamcatcher (KR) Raid of Dream
Dreamcatcher (KR) Dystopia : The Tree of Language
Eminem The Eminem Show
Enter Shikari Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible
Enter Shikari The Spark
Green Day American Idiot
Hands Like Houses Dissonants
Hands Like Houses Unimagine
Julien Baker Turn Out The Lights
Justin Timberlake The 20/20 Experience
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Linkin Park Meteora
Lorde Melodrama
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Memphis May Fire The Hollow
Memphis May Fire Challenger
Michael Jackson Thriller
Motionless In White Reincarnate
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Muse Origin of Symmetry
Muse Absolution
Muse Origin of Symmetry: XX Anniversary RemiXX
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
My Chemical Romance Conventional Weapons
Northlane Node
Northlane Mesmer
Oh my god the bass on this thing. Their best album. The back half is where it really starts getting tasty.
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Pink Floyd Animals
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Spiritbox Eternal Blue
Sufferer Sufferer
The Color Morale Know Hope
The Dear Hunter Migrant
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Dear Hunter Indigo
The Dear Hunter White
The Dear Hunter The Migrations Annex
The Who Who's Next
The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
The Wonder Years Burst & Decay
The Word Alive Dark Matter
Tonight Alive Underworld
This sounds like a mixture of Limitless+The Other Side+2000s pop-alt-rock. This sound really suits Jenna's vocals even though some of the songs sound a bit samey. Corey Taylor feature is weird.
Too Close to Touch Nerve Endings
Too Close to Touch Haven't Been Myself
Eiley is freaking amazing. Fuck it, this whole album is amazing.
Twenty One Pilots Vessel
Twice Formula of Love: O+T=<3
Yo I don't want to be dramatic but this might be the best kpop album ever.
Wage War Deadweight
Basically a better version of Blueprints... this is some good shit here.
Young Lions Mr. Spaceman
Thank you Young Lions I was worried I wouldn't find an AOTY this year.r

4.0 excellent
A Day To Remember What Separates Me From You
AC/DC Back In Black
AFI Burials
Against The Current Gravity
All Time Low Don't Panic
Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness Zombies on Broadway
Architects Lost Forever // Lost Together
Architects Holy Hell
Ariana Grande Sweetener
As It Is Never Happy, Ever After
As It Is Okay
August Burns Red Phantom Anthem
August Burns Red Found in Far Away Places
Bayside Cult
Bayside Killing Time
Bent Knee Land Animal
This was a great piece of work that I just happened to stumble upon. The vocalist is absolutely mesmerizing, and she's supported nicely by the atmosphere that the rest of the band provides. Interesting stuff.
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Bring Me The Horizon That's the Spirit
Bring Me The Horizon amo
BTS Wings
BTS Love Yourself: 轉 'Tear'
BTS The Most Beautiful Moment in Life, Part 2
BTS The Most Beautiful Moment in Life, Part 1
Canadian Softball Awkward and Depressed
CHVRCHES Every Open Eye
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
CHVRCHES Screen Violence
Coldplay Parachutes
CrazyEightyEight Burning Alive
Crown the Empire Limitless
Crown the Empire Sudden Sky
Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection
Dayseeker Dreaming Is Sinking /// Waking Is Rising
Eagles The Long Run
Eagles One Of These Nights
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP
Enter Shikari The Mindsweep
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Every Time I Die Radical
Fall Out Boy Infinity on High
Foster the People Torches
I See Stars Treehouse
I the Mighty Oil In Water
Ice Nine Kills Every Trick in the Book
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
In Hearts Wake Earthwalker
In Hearts Wake Ark
This shit rips. Nothing new here, but they've refined and improved the Earthwalker/Skydancer sound to create their best album yet.
Kimbra Primal Heart
La Dispute Rooms of the House
letlive. If I'm the Devil...
Lights Little Machines
Lights Skin and Earth
Lights' fourth record might be her most consistent yet. Lead single Giants is probably the worst song on the album, and it's average catchy pop at the absolute worst. The rest is exactly what you'd expect. Fun, upbeat... classic Lights. New Fears, Skydiving, and Kicks are the highlights. 3.5-4/5
Lights Midnight Machines
Lin-Manuel Miranda Hamilton - Original Broadway Cast
Linked Horizon Jiyū e no Shingeki
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Manchester Orchestra A Black Mile to the Surface
Mayday Parade Sunnyland
This is some classic Mayday right here
Muse The Resistance
Muse Showbiz
Neck Deep Life's Not Out To Get You
Neck Deep The Peace And The Panic
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Northlane Obsidian
Northlane and In Hearts Wake Equinox
Of Mice and Men Restoring Force
One Ok Rock 35xxxv
One Ok Rock Jinsei x Boku =
Our Last Night Selective Hearing
Paramore Paramore
Paramore After Laughter
Pendulum Immersion
Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
Pink Floyd The Wall
Polaris The Guilt & The Grief
PVRIS White Noise
PVRIS All We Know of Heaven, All We Need of Hell
They've taken out most of the poppy, upbeat stuff from White Noise; instead opting for a focus on the darker, more atmospheric elements of their sound... with fantastic results. The harp is awesome too.
PVRIS Hallucinations
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Rise Against Endgame
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Saosin Saosin
Saosin In Search Of Solid Ground
SECRETS Fragile Figures
Silent Planet Everything Was Sound
Silent Planet When the End Began
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic
Silverstein Dead Reflection
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Skillet Comatose
State Champs The Finer Things
The Color Morale Desolate Divine
Really nice to see them bounce back after their last record was kind of a bore. There isn't a bad song on here.
The Dear Hunter All Is As All Should Be
AOTY confirmed, TDH have done it 3 years in a row, pack it up boys.rEdit: Who said EPs couldn't be AOTY damn son.
The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum
The Dear Hunter Black
The Dear Hunter Orange
The Dear Hunter Green
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Dear Hunter Antimai
The Devil Wears Prada Space
The Devil Wears Prada Transit Blues
The Killers Hot Fuss
The National Sleep Well Beast
This is the fourth AOTY contender in the past six weeks. It may be this band's most emotionally
resonant album yet; somehow they've done it again.
The Plot In You Swan Song
The Plot In You Dispose
The most honest, interesting, and cohesive project this band has released thus far. Landon Tewers carries this album on his back and has cemented his place as one of the best vocalists in metalcore/post-hardcore music.
The White Noise Aren't You Glad
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing
The xx Coexist
The xx I See You
Thirty Seconds to Mars A Beautiful Lie
Tiny Moving Parts Celebrate
Twenty One Pilots TOPxMM
Twenty One Pilots Scaled and Icy
Twice Fancy You
Twice Yes or Yes
Twice &Twice
Twice More & More
Twice Eyes Wide Open
Tycho Awake
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Van Halen 1984
Van Halen Van Halen
Wage War Blueprints
We Are The In Crowd Weird Kids
Weezer The White Album
Yellowcard Southern Air
Yellowcard When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes
Yellowcard Paper Walls
Yellowcard Yellowcard
Young Lions Blue Isla

3.5 great
A Day To Remember Homesick
Acceptance Colliding By Design
AFI Sing the Sorrow
AFI Crash Love
Against The Current In Our Bones
Against The Current Infinity
Against The Current Fever
All Time Low Future Hearts
All Time Low Last Young Renegade
Probably their poppiest album yet, but they do this sound really well. A great reinvention.
All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
Anberlin Never Take Friendship Personal
Anberlin New Surrender
Anberlin Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place
Anberlin Vital
Anberlin Lowborn
Architects Daybreaker
Architects For Those That Wish to Exist
Arctic Monkeys Tranquility Base Hotel and Casino
Ariana Grande Dangerous Woman
As It Is The Great Depression
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
Bastille Bad Blood
Beartooth Aggressive
Beartooth Disgusting
Beartooth Disease
Blessthefall Hollow Bodies
Blessthefall Hard Feelings
Solid transition to post-hardcore/alt-rock from metalcore... Beau's really been allowed to showcase his abilities here. It's
nothing special, but it's ok.
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
BTS Love Yourself: 承 'Her'
BTS Map Of The Soul: Persona
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Ascension
Coheed and Cambria The Afterman: Descension
Coheed and Cambria The Color Before The Sun
Coldplay Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends
Coldplay Everyday Life
Coldplay A Rush of Blood to the Head
Crossfaith Xeno
Crossfaith New Age Warriors
Crossfaith Freedom
Crown the Empire The Fallout
Currents The Place I Feel Safest
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Dayshell Nexus
Emarosa 131
Emarosa Versus
Fall Out Boy Folie a Deux
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Fall Out Boy Save Rock and Roll
Falling in Reverse Coming Home
I know you won't believe me but I promise this is actually good. These hooks are something else.
Famous Last Words Two-Faced Charade
Famous Last Words Council Of The Dead
Famous Last Words The Incubus
Get Scared Demons
Glassjaw Material Control
Grayscale Adornment
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Hands Like Houses Ground Dweller
Hands Like Houses -Anon.
Hundredth Rare
I-DLE I am
Ice Nine Kills The Predator Becomes the Prey
In Hearts Wake Skydancer
In Hearts Wake Divination
Jarrod Alonge Beating a Dead Horse
Linkin Park Living Things
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Make Them Suffer Old Souls
Make Them Suffer Worlds Apart
Maroon 5 Songs About Jane
Maroon 5 It Won't Be Soon Before Long
New Years Day Epidemic
Nothing But Thieves Broken Machine
Nothing More The Stories We Tell Ourselves
Ocean Grove The Rhapsody Tapes
Oceans Ate Alaska Hikari
Oceans Ate Alaska Lost Isles
Our Last Night Younger Dreams
Our Last Night Oak Island
Panic! at the Disco Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die!
Paramore Riot!
Parkway Drive Ire
Pierce the Veil Misadventures
Polaris The Mortal Coil
Purity Ring Another Eternity
PVRIS Paris
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Redeem/Revive Free Minds
Rise Against The Black Market
Rise Against Siren Song of the Counter Culture
Rise Against Appeal to Reason
Rise Against Nowhere Generation
Sainte smile, and wave.
SECRETS Secrets
Silent Planet Iridescent
Starset Transmissions
Starset Vessels
State Champs Around the World and Back
Story of the Year Wolves
Holy shit is this 4.2 legit?

Edit: so yeah this was pretty good.
Sunrise Skater Kids Friendville
Taylor Swift Lover
Taylor Swift Folklore
Taylor Swift 1989
Taylor Swift Fearless
Taylor Swift Evermore
The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me
The Amity Affliction Misery
The Brave Epoch
The Dear Hunter Yellow
The Dear Hunter Blue
The Devil Wears Prada 8:18
The Gospel Youth Always Lose
The Killers Pressure Machine
The Weeknd Starboy
The xx xx
Thirty Seconds to Mars This Is War
Thousand Below The Love You Let Too Close
Thrice Horizons/East
Tonight Alive Limitless
Tonight Alive What Are You So Scared Of?
Tonight Alive Consider This
Twenty One Pilots Blurryface
Twenty One Pilots Regional At Best
Twenty One Pilots Twenty One Pilots
Tycho Dive
Walk the Moon What If Nothing
This is probably their best album. It falls off a tiny bit around the last 3 tracks but still, I like what they've done with their sound here.
We Came As Romans Tracing Back Roots
We Came As Romans Cold Like War
Reminiscent of their older albums without the awful production and vocal tinkering, making this probably their best album to date and definitely a return to form.
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
While She Sleeps You Are We
Wstr Red, Green, or In Between
Fuck Neck Deep mate, they're shit.
Yellowcard Lift a Sail
Yellowcard Lights and Sounds

3.0 good
A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations
AFI Decemberunderground
ALAZKA Phoenix
All Time Low Nothing Personal
Angels and Airwaves The Dream Walker
Anti-Flag American Spring
Attack Attack! This Means War
Avril Lavigne Goodbye Lullaby
Avril Lavigne Let Go
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL
Bad Omens Bad Omens
Bad Omens The Death of Peace of Mind
Bayside Vacancy
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Black Veil Brides Rebels
Black Veil Brides The Phantom Tomorrow
Blessthefall To Those Left Behind
blink-182 California
Breaking Benjamin Ember
BTS Map of the Soul: 7
Coldplay X&Y
Coldplay Mylo Xyloto
Dreamcatcher (KR) Dystopia : Lose Myself
Eagles On The Border
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Eminem Recovery
fun. Some Nights
I See Stars New Demons
In Hearts Wake Ark Prevails
Issues Headspace
Justin Bieber Purpose
Justin Timberlake Man of the Woods
Kiiara low kii savage
Lady Gaga Born This Way
Linkin Park One More Light
Boring, uninspired, inoffensive radio pop with maybe a few catchy moments here and there. Overall, rit's just very empty. Good production though. 2.3/5
Maroon 5 V
Memphis May Fire Unconditional
Memphis May Fire This Light I Hold
Memphis May Fire Sleepwalking
Motionless In White Infamous
Motionless In White Creatures
Motionless In White Disguise
Muse Drones
Neck Deep All Distortions Are Intentional
Northlane Discoveries
Of Mice and Men The Flood
Our Last Night Age Of Ignorance
Paramore All We Know Is Falling
Parkway Drive Reverence
Rain City Drive Beautiful Death
Rise Against Revolutions per Minute
Rise Against Wolves
Taylor Swift Red
Taylor Swift Red (Taylor’s Version)
Taylor Swift Fearless (Taylor’s Version)
The All-American Rejects When the World Comes Down
The Color Morale My Devil In Your Eyes
The Color Morale Hold On Pain Ends
The Dear Hunter Red
The Killers Day & Age
The Weeknd Dawn FM
The Weeknd After Hours
The Word Alive Real.
The Word Alive Violent Noise
Thirty Seconds to Mars Love Lust Faith + Dreams
Thousand Below Gone in Your Wake
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus
Three Days Grace One-X
Trivium In the Court of the Dragon
Underoath Erase Me
Veil of Maya False Idol
These guys are basically a second-rate Periphery now.... its just ok.
Walk the Moon Talking is Hard
Walk the Moon Walk the Moon
Weezer The Green Album

2.5 average
Adele 30
AFI AFI (The Blood Album)
Andy Black The Shadow Side
Asking Alexandria The Black
Asking Alexandria From Death to Destiny
Asking Alexandria Asking Alexandria
BackWordz Veracity
Good music dragged down by awkward, cringey lyrics.
Black Veil Brides Set the World on Fire
Black Veil Brides Black Veil Brides
Bring Me The Horizon Suicide Season
CHVRCHES Love Is Dead
Some great moments, some really cringe worth moments, a lot of straight up boring moments. Never Say Die is one of their worst songs ever, but Graffiti is one of their best. An average effort.
Clairo Sling
Coldplay Ghost Stories
Coldplay A Head Full of Dreams
Echosmith Talking Dreams
Eminem Kamikaze
Falling in Reverse Just Like You
Falling in Reverse The Drug in Me Is You
I Prevail Lifelines
Imminence This Is Goodbye
Issues Issues
Issues Black Diamonds
Lady Gaga The Fame
Linkin Park Reanimation
Maroon 5 Hands All Over
Motionless In White Graveyard Shift
Muse The 2nd Law
Muse Simulation Theory
Way better than The 2nd Law. This album actually did things that surprised me at times.
New Years Day Malevolence
Of Mice and Men Cold World
The entire back half of this (everything after Pain) is utterly dire. Stuck between a 2 and a 2.5 at the moment. Also the two interludes are some of the most pointless minutes of my life I've ever spent.
Of Mice and Men Of Mice and Men
Of Mice and Men Echo
One Ok Rock Ambitions
Panic! at the Disco Death of a Bachelor
Pink Floyd The Endless River
Set It Off Duality
Sirens and Sailors Rising Moon : Setting Sun
Skillet Awake
Sleeping With Sirens Madness
The Amity Affliction This Could Be Heartbreak
The Killers Battle Born
The Word Alive Life Cycles
Waterparks Double Dare

2.0 poor
Against The Current Past Lives
Lol dude the current pop cliches are trap and R&B type shit this isn't anywhere near that.
Arcade Fire Everything Now
Architects The Classic Symptoms of a Broken Spirit
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Black Veil Brides Vale
Major step down from their last 2 albums, this was relentlessly boring throughout. A 2 is generous.
Eminem Encore
Eminem Relapse
Fall Out Boy M A N I A
Very bad. 1.8
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Lady Gaga Artpop
Lorde Solar Power
Of Mice and Men Defy
Mania is better than this shite, let it burn in the dumpster where it belongs
Skillet Rise
Sleeping With Sirens Feel
We Came As Romans We Came As Romans

1.5 very poor
A Day To Remember You're Welcome
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Eminem Revival
Fall Out Boy American Beauty/American Psycho
Halsey hopeless fountain kingdom
Halsey Badlands
Linkin Park Recharged
Machine Gun Kelly bloom
Maroon 5 Overexposed
Memphis May Fire Broken
Set It Off Upside Down
Skillet Unleashed
Skillet Dominion
Thirty Seconds to Mars America
Various Artists (Punk) Rock Sound Presents: The Black Parade

1.0 awful
Avenged Sevenfold The Best of 2005-2013
Etienne Sin Sinna: Volume 1
This steaming pile of fecal matter makes Blood on the Dance Floor sound like the second coming of the Beatles
Imagine Dragons ƎVOLVE
Sleeping With Sirens Gossip
Suicide Silence Suicide Silence
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