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5.0 classic
American Football American Football (LP3)
Arm's Length Everything Nice
Arm's Length Never Before Seen, Never Again Found
Beartooth Aggressive (Remix)
Cold Moon (USA-CA) What's The Rush?
Counterparts Nothing Left to Love
NEVER listen to this. You will never enjoy any other metalcore album as long as you live.
Driveways Skeptic
Eidola Eviscerate
Grandview Absolutely Nothing
Grayscale Nella Vita
Neck Deep Life's Not Out To Get You
Origami Angel Somewhere City
Imagine writing an EP based around Pokemon and then 6 months later releasing one of the best albums of the year.
Pentimento I, No Longer
Polaris The Death of Me
Metalcore doesn't always work for me. But when it does, it do.
Relient K Forget and Not Slow Down
The Menzingers Hello Exile
The Story So Far Proper Dose
Transit Joyride
Turnover Peripheral Vision
Valleyheart Everyone I've Ever Loved

4.5 superb
A Day To Remember What Separates Me From You
Alkaline Trio Blood, Hair, and Eyeballs
American Football American Football
There's a reason why everyone on this website praises this record like it's the Ten Commandments.
American Football American Football (LP2)
Angels and Airwaves We Don't Need to Whisper
Angels and Airwaves Love
Arm's Length There's A Whole World Out There
Bayside Killing Time
Beartooth Disgusting
blink-182 Neighborhoods
Breaking Benjamin Phobia
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pardon My French
This is a guilty pleasure. Please don't judge me.
Dad Hats Spill
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Depeche Mode Violator
Domestic Terminal I Could See Midnight Sky
Driveways Epilogues
FM Static Dear Diary
Grayscale Umbra
Have Mercy (Indie) The Loneliest Place I've Ever Been
I Prevail Lifelines
Knuckle Puck 20/20
Koyo (US) Would You Miss It?
Mat Kerekes To Dream of Something Wicked
Mayday Parade What It Means To Fall Apart
Moose Blood I Don't Think I Can Do This Anymore
Nothing More The Stories We Tell Ourselves
Overgrow This All Will End
Park National You Have To Keep Searching
Relient K Mmhmm
Same Side In Place
Seer Believer Bent
Spanish Love Songs A Brief Intermission in the Flattening of Time
Starset Vessels
State Champs The Finer Things
Sum 41 Underclass Hero
The Contortionist Language
The Contortionist Clairvoyant
The Dangerous Summer Reach for the Sun
The Dangerous Summer Mother Nature
The Gaslight Anthem History Books
The Menzingers Hold on, Dodge
The Menzingers After the Party
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The Story So Far I Want to Disappear
Tommy Boys Tommy Boys
Have you ever wondered what The Story So Far would sound like if they were an emo band?
Transit Listen & Forgive (Reissue)
Trapt Someone in Control
Trash Boat Crown Shyness
Turnover Good Nature
Wstr Red, Green, or In Between
Wstr Identity Crisis
Youth Fountain Letters to Our Former Selves (Acoustic)

4.0 excellent
A Day To Remember Common Courtesy
Alkaline Trio From Here to Infirmary
Alkaline Trio Is This Thing Cursed?
All Time Low So Wrong, It's Right
All Time Low Future Hearts
Angels and Airwaves I-Empire
Angels and Airwaves Love - Part II
Bayside Shudder
Bayside Interrobang
Bayside There Are Worse Things Than Being Alive
Beartooth Aggressive
Beartooth Below
Beartooth Below (Deluxe)
Bonus tracks are really good, especially Permanently Sealed.
Ben Folds Rockin' The Suburbs
blink-182 Blink-182
blink-182 Dogs Eating Dogs
Breaking Benjamin Saturate
Breaking Benjamin Dear Agony
Breaking Benjamin Dark Before Dawn
Broadside Into the Raging Sea
Camp Trash The Long Way, The Slow Way
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Gone Are The Good Days
This shit is so good. Best album of the year contender.
Citizen Life In Your Glass World
Cold Moon (USA-CA) Rising
Cold Years Paradise
Counterparts A Eulogy for Those Still Here
Death Cab for Cutie Kintsugi
Domestic Terminal I Could B Midnight Sides
Domestic Terminal Sanctuary
Driveways Epilogues II
Driveways Tempest
ERRA ERRA
when the memory fiction is sus
Free Throw Piecing It Together
Gleemer Down Through
Gleemer Here At All
Grayscale What We're Missing
Grayscale The Hart
Have Mercy (Indie) Have Mercy
Hundredth Faded Splendor
Knuckle Puck Shapeshifter
Life Looks Good Regression & Regret
Linkin Park A Thousand Suns
Mat Kerekes Amber Park
Mat Kerekes You Look Like a Stranger
Neck Deep Wishful Thinking
Neck Deep The Peace And The Panic
Neck Deep Neck Deep
New Found Glory Resurrection
No Pressure No Pressure EP
No Pressure No Pressure
Nothing More Spirits
Origami Angel Gami Gang
motherfuckin' gami gang
Owen The Avalanche
Pinegrove 11:11
Polaris Fatalism
Strong top game, great band
Relient K Nashville Tennis
Sabaton The Great War
yup. it's sabaton. on a scale of sabaton to sabaton I'd rate it a sabaton.

EDIT 2/24/21: Yeah nvm, a year and a half later I'm starting to realize this album fucking
rips.
Same Side Same Side
Seaway Colour Blind
Seaway Big Vibe
Sick Puppies Dressed Up as Life
Sick Puppies Connect
Silent Planet Superbloom
Skillet Collide
Skillet Comatose
Spanish Love Songs Schmaltz
Spanish Love Songs No Joy
Super American SUP
Teenage Wrist Earth Is A Black Hole
The Dangerous Summer War Paint
The Devil Wears Prada Color Decay
The Killers Imploding the Mirage
Thousand Foot Krutch Welcome to the Masquerade
Thrice To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere
Tigers Jaw spin
I live in spain without the 'a'
Tiny Voices Where The Time Went
Transit Listen and Forgive
Trapt Trapt
Trapt No Apologies
Tremonti A Dying Machine
Turnover Magnolia
Valleyheart Heal My Head
This is the best Relient K album in like ten years.
Warm Thoughts I Went Swimming Alone
William Ryan Key Virtue
Worst Party Ever Dartland
Yellowcard Paper Walls
Yellowcard Southern Air
Yellowcard Yellowcard
Youth Fountain Letters to Our Former Selves
Youth Fountain Keepsakes & Reminders

3.5 great
A Day To Remember Homesick
A Great Big Pile of Leaves You're Always on My Mind
A Great Big Pile of Leaves Pono
Adelitas Way Adelitas Way
All Time Low Nothing Personal
Angels and Airwaves The Dream Walker
Bayside Bayside
Beartooth The Surface
Ben Quad I'm Scared That's All There Is
Between You and Me Armageddon
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
blink-182 Enema Of The State
Boston Manor Glue
Some of the tracks in the middle could've been cut, but the highlights are exceptional. Plasticine Dreams is a gem.
Boys of Fall Thank You and Goodbye
Breaking Benjamin We Are Not Alone
Breaking Benjamin Ember
It's Breaking Benjamin. If you like BB, you'll like this album. If you don't like BB, this won't change anything.
Capstan Restless Heart, Keep Running
Capstan Separate
Carly Cosgrove See You in Chemistry
Counterparts The Difference Between Hell and Home
Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us
Dan Andriano & the Bygones Dear Darkness
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Dance Gavin Dance Artificial Selection
Dance Gavin Dance Pantheon
Dayseeker Dark Sun
Last 3 tracks are all fantastic. Transition between Parallel and Afterglow is impeccable.
Dayseeker Creature in the Black Night
Domestic Terminal The Flooded Basement EP
Driveways Night Terrors
Driveways October Forever
Driveways Into the Past
Eidola The Architect
Falling in Reverse Coming Home
FM Static My Brain Says Stop, But My Heart Says Go
Free Throw Lessons That We Swear to Keep
Goldfinger Never Look Back
Good Hangs Bad Luck Planet
Good Terms Turning Point
Hail the Sun Divine Inner Tension
Hail the Sun cut. turn. fade. back.
Have Mercy (Indie) Numb
Heart Attack Man Freak Of Nature
Heart Attack Man Joyride The Pale Horse
Hot Mulligan I Won't Reach Out to You
Hot Mulligan Why Would I Watch
Invent Animate Heavener
Kerosene Heights Blame It On The Weather
Knuckle Puck Losing What We Love
Light Years I'll See You When I See You
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Linkin Park Meteora
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Machine Gun Kelly Tickets to My Downfall
Mat Kerekes Nova
Mayday Parade Sunnyland
Mildura June and July
Mom Jeans. Sweet Tooth
Moose Blood Blush
Neck Deep All Distortions Are Intentional
New Found Glory Makes Me Sick
It's been over 2 years since this album came out, and I'm still coming back to a bunch of tracks on it. I thought I'd be done with it in like a month.
Northbound Soul Kiss
Nothing But Thieves Moral Panic
Oso Oso Basking in the glow
Overgrow Walls of Mirrors
The highlight tracks really carry this. If it weren't for Spread Thin, Three Years, and the title track, it would be a 2.5

EDIT 04/27/23: Just now realizing how dumb this soundoff is. "If it weren't for the best songs on the album, the album would be worse" no shit
Pale Waves Unwanted
Pierce the Veil Collide with the Sky
Polaris The Mortal Coil
Pool Kids Pool Kids
Relient K Five Score and Seven Years Ago
Rich People Harmony
Riley! Keep Your Cool
Rise Against The Sufferer and the Witness
Rise Against Endgame
Saint Asonia Flawed Design
Welcome back Adam. Hard to believe that I was about to enter high school when their debut came out and now I'm 2 months into college listening to their 2nd record.
Same Side Oh No
Seaway Vacation
Seer Believer Make a Wish
Shinedown Attention Attention
Silent Planet Iridescent
Sleeping With Sirens Madness
Somos Prison On A Hill
Spiritbox Tsunami Sea
State Champs Kings of the New Age
They'll never top The Finer Things but this is still the best thing they've put out since then.
Stick to Your Guns True View
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
Sum 41 Screaming Bloody Murder
Sum 41 13 Voices
The Dirty Nil Fuck Art
The Hotelier Home, Like NoPlace Is There
The really good songs are phenomenal, and the average songs are REALLY average. As much as I would like to, I can't give this higher than a 3.5.
The Menzingers On the Impossible Past
The Story So Far The Story So Far
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Thousand Foot Krutch Set It Off (Remastered)
Three Days Grace Three Days Grace
Three Days Grace One-X
Tigers Jaw I Won't Care How You Remember Me
Tiny Moving Parts Tiny Moving Parts
TOLEDO How It Ends
Trash Boat Nothing I Write You Will Change What You've Been Through
Tree River Time Being
Tremonti Marching In Time
Trophy Eyes Chemical Miracle
Trophy Eyes The American Dream
Volbeat Rewind, Replay, Rebound
We Were Sharks Lost Touch
Wstr Til' the Wheels Fall Off
"I don't remember shit cause I was fucking high, I guess I miss your shit when I get fucking high" Sammy Clifford is truly the greatest lyricist of our generation.
Youth Fountain Together in Lonesome

3.0 good
A Day To Remember Bad Vibrations
A Day To Remember You're Welcome
This album sucks but I also kinda like it.
A Day To Remember Big Ole Album Vol. 1
Aaron West and The Roaring Twenties In Lieu of Flowers
Action/Adventure Ever After
Adelitas Way Home School Valedictorian
Adelitas Way Getaway
Alkaline Trio Crimson
All Time Low Don't Panic
Alter Bridge Walk The Sky
I never really liked this band as much as I think I should. This album is pretty much what I expected; a couple of great songs but a lot of filler. I'm putting it at a 3 for now, but I'm sure some tracks will grow on me and I'll put it higher.
Angels and Airwaves Lifeforms
Anxious Little Green House
Architects Holy Hell
Barely Civil I’d Say I’m Not Fine
Bayside Sirens & Condolences
Bayside Vacancy
Beartooth Disease
Bedlocked Bedlocked
Ben Quad Wisher
blink-182 California
blink-182 Nine
Blue October Spinning the Truth Around (Part I)
Can't Swim Thanks but No Thanks
Carly Cosgrove The Cleanest of Houses Are Empty
Carpool My Life In Subtitles
Casey How to Disappear
Chief State Waiting For Your Colours
pretty standard pop punk. nothing amazing but nothing offensively bad either
Citizen Calling the Dogs
Cliffside Deeper Water
Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer
Dayseeker Sleeptalk
Death Cab for Cutie Thank You For Today
Death Cab for Cutie Asphalt Meadows
Dixon Dallas Happy Anniversary
Domestic Terminal All The Stories Left To Tell
Eidola Mend
Fireworks Higher Lonely Power
"3.16/5" bruh shut the fuck up
Four Year Strong Brain Pain
Four Year Strong analysis paralysis
From Ashes To New The Future
Generic lyrics and pretty decent choruses lead to an album that I wouldn't consider putting my
money in, but has a few tracks I could see myself coming back to throughout the year. Let Go and
Gone Forever are jams.
Glacier Veins Lunar Reflection
Gleemer Anymore
Gleemer End of the Nail
Grandview Everything Between Paint and a Wall
Grayscale Adornment
Gregor Barnett Don't Go Throwing Roses in My Grave
Holding Absence The Noble Art of Self-Destruction
Hollow Front The Price of Dreaming
Hundredth Rare
I Prevail Violent Nature
Incase We Crash Incase We Crash
Jail Socks Coming Down
KennyHoopla Survivors Guilt: The Mixtape//
Like Pacific In Spite of Me
Linkin Park The Hunting Party
Linkin Park One More Light
Make Sure June
Mat Kerekes Luna & The Wild Blue Everything
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Mayday Parade Mayday Parade
Motionless In White Scoring the End of the World
Sign Of Life literally sounds like it could've been ripped from Breaking Benjamin's last album.
New Found Glory Forever + Ever x Infinity
Nothing More Nothing More
Origami Angel Feeling Not Found
Owen The Falls of Sioux
Real Friends Blue Hour
Relient K The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek
Relient K Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do
Relient K Air For Free
Rise Against Wolves
Runnner Like Dying Stars, We're Reaching Out
Sabaton The War To End All Wars
Saturdays at Your Place these things happen
Short Fictions Every Moment of Every Day
Sick Puppies Tri-Polar
Sick Puppies Wave the Bull
Sincere Engineer Bless My Psyche
Skillet Awake
Sleep Token Take Me Back to Eden
Sleeping With Sirens Let's Cheers to This
Sleeping With Sirens Complete Collapse
Somewhere South of Here Leave Me for the Crows
Spanish Love Songs Brave Faces Everyone
Spiritbox The Fear of Fear
how to become popular on sputnik music dot com: step 1: take a band's name step 2: replace one of the syllables with the word "mid" step 3: $$$$$$
SR-71 Tomorrow
Starset Transmissions
Starset Horizons
It's really just okay. A couple great moments here and there but it's more of the same, and it's not gonna change anyone's opinion on the band.
Static Dress Rouge Carpet Disaster
Stick to Your Guns Keep Planting Flowers
Story of the Year Tear Me to Pieces
Stuck Out Here Until We're Each Someone Else
Sum 41 Chuck
The Band CAMINO NeverAlways
The Dangerous Summer The Dangerous Summer
The Dangerous Summer Coming Home
The Devil Wears Prada Flowers
The Killers Hot Fuss
The Killers Pressure Machine
The Menzingers Chamberlain Waits
The Menzingers Some of it Was True
The National Laugh Track
The Smith Street Band Don't Waste Your Anger
The Spill Canvas Conduit
The Starting Line Eternal Youth
The Wonder Years Sister Cities
The Wonder Years The Hum Goes on Forever
Thousand Foot Krutch Phenomenon
Three Days Grace Transit of Venus
Tiny Voices Make Up Your Place
Turnover Altogether
This is the most frustrating rating I've ever given. Still In Motion and Valley of the Moon
are terrific, Temporary Love and Parties are decent, the rest of the album doesn't do
anything for me.

EDIT: Bumping my rating to a 3 since I was being too hard on it. My expectations were too high.
Valencia We All Need A Reason To Believe
We Were Sharks New Low
Yellowcard Better Days
Young Lions Make a Rainbow and Put It in the Sky

2.5 average
All Time Low Last Young Renegade
All Time Low Wake Up, Sunshine
Alter Bridge Pawns and Kings
Armor For Sleep The Rain Museum
Whatever, who cares.
Bad Omens The Death of Peace of Mind
Bearings (CAN) Comfort Company
Bilmuri American Motor Sports
blink-182 One More Time...
Cliffdiver Exercise Your Demons
Cold Years Goodbye to Misery
Counterparts You're Not You Anymore
Dragged Under Upright Animals
Elder Brother I Won’t Fade On You
This is without a doubt the okayest album of 2020.
Foo Fighters But Here We Are
Future Teens Self Help
Ghost Atlas Dust of the Human Shape
Glacier Veins The World You Want to See
Graduating Life II
Greyhaven Keep It Quiet
Have Mercy (Indie) The Earth Pushed Back
Hot Mulligan You'll Be Fine
Take a shot every time he screams that high B-flat. You'll need an ambulance by track 3.
Hot Mulligan The Sound a Body Makes When It's Still
I Prevail TRAUMA
I was a massive fan of their debut album. Of course, being 15 at the time, I've mostly outgrown it
over the years but I still come back to it for nostalgia every now and then. But this, I honestly
don't know what they were thinking. It's not terrible. Like other people are saying, there are
some damn good songs on here, but they're outnumbered by generic lyrics and boring pop melodies.
I Prevail TRUE POWER
Can't help but feel a bit blue-balled from this. The lead single Body Bag is nuts, and the only other track that goes nearly as hard is Choke.
In Her Own Words Distance or Decay
Lies (NY) Lies
Like Moths to Flames The Cycles of Trying to Cope
Linkin Park Living Things
One Step Closer All You Embrace
Palette Knife New Game+
Saint Asonia Saint Asonia
Senses Fail If There Is Light, It Will Find You
Sick Puppies Fury
Stand Still Steps Ascending
Starset Divisions
Sum 41 Order In Decline
Sunsleeper While You Can
Thanks! I Hate It Lovers Lane
The Callous Daoboys I Don't Want to See You in Heaven
The Dirty Nil Master Volume
I see a lot of potential in these guys. It's obvious they know how to write damn good songs (Super 8, That's What Heaven Feels Like) but struggle with consistency. Also lacks variety.
The Dirty Nil The Lash
The Early November The Early November
The National First Two Pages of Frankenstein
The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven
The Wrecks (USA-CA) Sonder
Three Days Grace Human
Three Days Grace Outsider
Pretty average, with the exception of a few great standout tracks. Not much else to say.
Tiny Moving Parts Deep in the Blue
Tiny Voices Reasons I Won't Change
Trash Boat Don't You Feel Amazing?
Trash Boat Heaven Can Wait
Trophy Eyes Suicide and Sunshine
Volbeat Servant of the Mind

2.0 poor
All Time Low Tell Me I'm Alive
All Time Low Everyone's Talking!
Anxious Bambi
Architects For Those That Wish to Exist
Bayside The Walking Wounded
Bayside Cult
Belmont Aftermath
Broadside Hotel Bleu
Can't Swim Change of Plans
Capstan The Mosaic
Charmer ivy
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Get Lost, Find Yourself
Citizen As You Please
Linkin Park From Zero
Nothing More Carnal
Pool Kids Easier Said Than Done
Protest the Hero Palimpsest
Sincere Engineer Cheap Grills
Skillet Unleashed
I really enjoyed previous Skillet albums, like Comatose and Collide, but this was a major disappointment. The only good tracks are Feel Invincible, Stars, I Want to Live, and Lions.
Skillet Victorious
Anchor is really good, Reach is alright. Besides that, there isn't anything I could see myself ever coming back to.
Skillet Dominion
State Champs Around the World and Back
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
Sum 41 Heaven :x: Hell
Teenage Wrist Still Love

1.5 very poor
Dance Gavin Dance Afterburner
Machine Gun Kelly Mainstream Sellout
I actually kinda liked Tickets To My Downfall but this just a fat mess.
State Champs Living Proof
The Wonder Years Suburbia I've Given You All and Now I'm Nothing
Tremonti The End Will Show Us How
Turnover Myself in the Way
I've never smoked weed before but I imagine this is what it's like.

1.0 awful
Sleeping With Sirens Gossip
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