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Last Active 10-01-14 5:31 pm
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Average Rating: 3.70
Rating Variance: 0.34
Objectivity Score: 66%
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4.5 superb
Basement Colourmeinkindness
Corelia Nostalgia
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Jukebox the Ghost Everything Under the Sun
Last Chance to Reason Level 2
Mew And the Glass Handed Kites
Native Construct Quiet World
The Black Dahlia Murder Ritual
The Contortionist Exoplanet
The Contortionist Language
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Syncope Threshold Tale of The Complex Circuit
Turnover Peripheral Vision
Zao Where Blood and Fire Bring Rest

4.0 excellent
Abandoned By Bears The Years Ahead
Abigail Williams In the Shadow of a Thousand Suns
Aborted Global Flatline
Aborted RetroGore
Akeldama Everything Beautiful
Amorphis Under the Red Cloud
Balance and Composure Separation
Birds Of Tokyo Universes
Brigades Indefinite
Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Chthonic 十殿 Mirror Of Retribution
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Get Lost, Find Yourself
Closure in Moscow First Temple
Counterparts Tragedy Will Find Us
Crystal Fighters Cave Rave
Dark Sermon The Oracle
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
ERRA Impulse
ERRA Augment
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Fleshkiller Awaken
Flood of Red They Must Be Building Something
Flotsam and Jetsam Doomsday for the Deceiver
For The Win More Than You Know
Even the very small amount of filler tracks, if you can even call them that, are catchy. These
guys are doing easycore right. Punchy, hook-ridden and most importantly, fun. Let it be known they
have a particular penchant for writing some infectious vocal patterns, which serves to be one of
the bigger positives to this album. Best examples can be found in: What You See Is What You Get,
I.W.L.Y.G. and More Than You Know.
Forever Came Calling Contender
Forever Came Calling What Matters Most
Four Year Strong Four Year Strong
Frenzal Rhomb Smoko at the Pet Food Factory
Hail the Sun Wake
Handguns Disenchanted
Have Mercy (Indie) A Place of Our Own
I Am Abomination To Our Forefathers
I Am Abomination The Passion Of The Heist
Ice Nine Kills Every Trick in the Book
In Her Own Words Everything I Used to Trust
Think of most of the things modern pop punk does right and this EP will definitely hit most of the ones on the list. It's catchy, punchy and addictive. Hoping for more from these guys.
Kardashev The Almanac
Killwhitneydead Suffer My Wrath
Knocked Loose Pop Culture
Knuckle Puck The Weight That You Buried
Let It Happen Cause + Effect
Mandroid Echostar Mandroid Echostar
Mastodon Blood Mountain
Moose Blood I'll Keep You In Mind, From Time To Time
Neck Deep Rain in July
Neck Deep Life's Not Out To Get You
New Found Glory Sticks and Stones
New Found Glory Resurrection
NOFX So Long and Thanks for All the Shoes
On My Honor I Never Deserve The Things I Need
Pinegrove Cardinal
Protest the Hero Fortress
Real Friends Everyone That Dragged You Here
Real Friends Put Yourself Back Together
Sea In The Sky Visions
Seahaven Winter Forever
Septicflesh Communion
The Afterimage Lumière
The Black Dahlia Murder Nocturnal
The Contortionist Intrinsic
The Last Ten Seconds Of Life INVIVO[EXVIVO]
Deathcore, beatdown, whatever the hell you want to call them. The Last Ten Seconds of Life are probably doing it better than half of the other Sworn In knockoffs out there.
The Story So Far What You Don't See
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Harmlessness
Tiny Moving Parts Celebrate
Turnover Magnolia
Turnover Blue Dream
Vatican Ache of Eternity
Warforged Essence Of The Land
Zao The Funeral of God

3.5 great
Abandoned By Bears When Nothing Goes Right, Go Left!
Battleghost Transient
Blood Stain Child Epsilon
Brigades Crocodile Tears
Broadside Old Bones
Burning The Masses Offspring of Time
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pardon My French
Closure in Moscow The Penance and the Patience
Dimmu Borgir Death Cult Armageddon
Expire Pretty Low
Handguns Don't Bite Your Tongue
Handguns Angst
Handguns Life Lessons
Ingested Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering
Ingested The Architect of Extinction
Jaws (UK) Be Slowly
Knuckle Puck Don't Come Home
Knuckle Puck Copacetic
Lies of Nazca Aleph
Light Years I Won't Hold This Against You
Lorna Shore Maleficium
Major League The Truth Is...
Major League Hard Feelings
Mastodon The Hunter
Mixtapes Ordinary Silence
Neck Deep Wishful Thinking
New Found Glory Radiosurgery
New Found Glory Makes Me Sick
Ninja Sex Party Strawberries and Cream
No Zodiac Altars of Impurity
NOFX Pump Up the Valuum
Northbound Death of a Slug
Outbreak Outbreak
Periphery Periphery
Protest the Hero Scurrilous
Real Friends This Is Honesty
ROAM Backbone
Stargazer (USA) Genesis
The Agonist Lullabies For The Dormant Mind
The Bridal Procession Descent Into Arcologies
The Faceless Autotheism
The Safety Fire Grind the Ocean
Thy Art Is Murder Hate
Title Fight Floral Green
Traitors Mental State
Veara Growing Up Is Killing Me
WVRM Despair
Gritty, sorrowful grinding goodness. A short EP that doesn't overstay its welcome, but leaves you awaiting more. Pretty great debut.
WVRM Swarm Sound

3.0 good
Abigail Williams In the Absence of Light
Dark Sermon In Tongues
Dimmu Borgir In Sorte Diaboli
Dimmu Borgir Abrahadabra
Front Porch Step Aware
Make Them Suffer Neverbloom
No Zodiac Eternal Misery
NOFX Coaster
Ordinance (USA) Internal Monologues
Outline In Color Jury of Wolves
Real Friends Maybe This Place Is the Same and We're Just Changing
Thy Art Is Murder Infinite Death
Thy Art Is Murder The Adversary

2.5 average
Cradle of Filth Darkly, Darkly, Venus Aversa
Ingested The Surreption
Onward To Olympas Indicator

2.0 poor
See You Next Tuesday Parasite

1.0 awful
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Design the Skyline Galactical Celebration
Sharptooth Clever Girl
This is just bad. It would be at least one thing for the music to be redeemable compared to the lyrics, but both of them are just as trash. This is like a really shitty musical smoothie made out of watered down hardcore, poor vocals and the cringiest, least intellectually provoking tumblr posts you could gather. This is pandering at its finest (finest being a very relative term).
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