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5.0 classic
A Tribe Called Quest The Low End Theory
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Brian Eno and David Byrne My Life in the Bush of Ghosts
Bruce Springsteen Born to Run
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Converge Jane Doe
Death Symbolic
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Fleetwood Mac Rumours
Gang of Youths Go Farther in Lightness
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Iron Maiden Powerslave
J Dilla Donuts
Jethro Tull Thick as a Brick
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Kendrick Lamar To Pimp a Butterfly
Killer Mike R.A.P. Music
Madvillain Madvillainy
Moonsorrow Kivenkantaja
Moonsorrow Viides luku - Hävitetty
Nas Illmatic
Neil Young Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Neurosis Through Silver in Blood
Neutral Milk Hotel In the Aeroplane Over the Sea
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Porcupine Tree In Absentia
Prince Purple Rain
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum Of Natural History
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Stevie Wonder Innervisions
Sufjan Stevens Carrie and Lowell
Swans The Seer
Swans Soundtracks for the Blind
Talk Talk Laughing Stock
Talking Heads Remain in Light
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Dear Hunter The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Knife Silent Shout
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The Who Who's Next
Tim Hecker Harmony in Ultraviolet
Titus Andronicus The Monitor
Tool Ænima
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
TV on the Radio Dear Science
Vektor Terminal Redux
We Lost the Sea Departure Songs
William Basinski The Disintegration Loops I

4.5 superb
0edit Neotokyo
Alkaloid The Malkuth Grimoire
American Football American Football
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Arcade Fire Funeral
Arcane Known/Learned
Arctic Sleep Passage Of Gaia
Batushka Litourgiya
Behemoth The Satanist
Ben Howard I Forget Where We Were
Benjamin Clementine I Tell A Fly
Beyonce Lemonade
Big K.R.I.T. 4eva Is a Mighty Long Time
Big L Lifestylez ov da Poor & Dangerous
Biosphere Substrata
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Blood Incantation Starspawn
Boards of Canada Geogaddi
Boris Boris At Last -Feedbacker-
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Brand New Science Fiction
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Brian Eno Ambient 4: On Land
Brockhampton SATURATION II
Bruce Springsteen Nebraska
BT This Binary Universe
Burial Kindred
Burial Untrue
Caladan Brood Echoes Of Battle
Chelsea Wolfe Hiss Spun
Childish Gambino "Awaken, My Love!"
Converge Axe to Fall
Cult of Luna Somewhere Along the Highway
Cynic Focus
Danny Brown Atrocity Exhibition
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie Blackstar
David Sylvian Gone to Earth
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Do Make Say Think Stubborn Persistent Illusions
Dream Theater Images and Words
Dream Theater Metropolis Pt. 2: Scenes from a Memory
Elder (USA-MA) Dead Roots Stirring
Elder (USA-MA) Reflections of a Floating World
Elliott Smith Either/Or
Enslaved RIITIIR
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Every Time I Die Low Teens
Failure Fantastic Planet
Frank Ocean Blonde
Frank Turner Love, Ire & Song
Freddie Gibbs and Madlib Pinata
Goat World Music
Probably one of the few albums that I can say did everything right. This sound is not only unique, it takes such disparate influences and blends them together perfectly. Both individually and as a whole, this album is intensely listenable and endlessly enjoyable. While it might not be looking to achieve any lofty ideals or convey any great meaning, GOAT isn't trying to do that. They're trying to just make music, and they made some good goddamn music.
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
Hail Spirit Noir Mayhem In Blue
Harold Budd and Brian Eno Ambient 2 - The Plateaux of Mirror
iamthemorning Lighthouse
Ihsahn Arktis.
Immolation Close to a World Below
Intronaut The Direction of Last Things
Iron Maiden The Book of Souls
Iron Maiden Piece of Mind
Izah Sistere
Jethro Tull Heavy Horses
Jethro Tull Songs from the Wood
Joanna Newsom Divers
Jorge Ben A Tabua de Esmeralda
Kamasi Washington The Epic
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kashiwa Daisuke Program Music I
Kauan Kaiho
Kendrick Lamar good kid, m.A.A.d city
Kendrick Lamar DAMN.
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
Kyuss Welcome to Sky Valley
Lantlos Melting Sun
Locktender Rodin
Ludovico Einaudi Divenire
Major Parkinson Twilight Cinema
Major Parkinson Blackbox
Manchester Orchestra A Black Mile to the Surface
Mark Hollis Mark Hollis
Mithotyn In the Sign of the Ravens
Mogwai Young Team
Moonsorrow Jumalten aika
Morbid Angel Altars of Madness
Mount Eerie A Crow Looked At Me
Native Construct Quiet World
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Ne Obliviscaris Urn
Neurosis The Eye of Every Storm
Neutral Milk Hotel Ferris Wheel on Fire
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Skeleton Tree
Nick Drake Pink Moon
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Opeth Blackwater Park
OutKast Aquemini
OutKast Stankonia
Paul Simon Graceland
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Porcupine Tree Lightbulb Sun
Queens of the Stone Age ...Like Clockwork
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Refused The Shape Of Punk To Come
Revocation Great Is Our Sin
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels 3
Saor Aura
Saor Guardians
Scale the Summit The Collective
SikTh The Trees Are Dead and Dried Out, Wait for Something Wild
Sleep Dopesmoker
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the West
Slint Spiderland
Solange A Seat at the Table
St. Vincent St. Vincent
Stars of the Lid And Their Refinement Of The Decline
Steve Roach Mystic Chords & Sacred Spaces
Steve Roach Structures from Silence
Steven Wilson Hand. Cannot. Erase.
Sufjan Stevens Illinois
Swans The Glowing Man
Symphony X The Divine Wings of Tragedy
Symphony X The Odyssey
Television Marquee Moon
Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The Allman Brothers Band Eat a Peach
The Avalanches Wildflower
The Dear Hunter Act II: The Meaning of, & All Things Regarding Ms. Leading
The Dear Hunter Act V: Hymns with the Devil in Confessional
The Jezabels Synthia
The Mars Volta The Bedlam in Goliath
The National Boxer
The National Sleep Well Beast
The Ocean Precambrian
The Replacements Let It Be
The Ruins of Beverast Rain Upon the Impure
The Smith Street Band Throw Me in the River
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Third Eye Blind Third Eye Blind
Titus Andronicus The Most Lamentable Tragedy
Tool Lateralus
Trophy Scars Holy Vacants
TV on the Radio Nine Types of Light
Ulcerate Shrines of Paralysis
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Van Halen Van Halen
Vektor Black Future
Vince Staples Big Fish Theory
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Yes Close to the Edge
Yndi Halda Enjoy Eternal Bliss

4.0 excellent
Aether Realm Tarot
Agalloch The Mantle
Akhlys The Dreaming I
Alcest Kodama
Alustrium A Tunnel to Eden
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Arcade Fire Reflektor
Bathory Under the Sign of the Black Mark
Beardfish Sleeping in Traffic: Part Two
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vulnicura
blink-182 Blink-182
Boards of Canada Music Has the Right to Children
Bob Marley and The Wailers Legend
Boring Bathtimes Loss
Boris Dear
Brand New Deja Entendu
Bruce Springsteen Darkness on the Edge of Town
Bruce Springsteen Wrecking Ball
Bruce Springsteen The Rising
Carpenter Brut EP II
Chelsea Wolfe Abyss
Closure in Moscow Pink Lemonade
Converge All We Love We Leave Behind
Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas Mariner
Daft Punk Random Access Memories
Daft Punk Discovery
Danny Brown Old
Death Grips Bottomless Pit
Death Grips Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber Megamix)
Denzel Curry Imperial
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
Disclosure Settle
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Dr. Dre The Chronic
Dream Theater Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence
Dream Theater Black Clouds and Silver Linings
Dusty Springfield Dusty in Memphis
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Elder (USA-MA) Lore
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved Vertebrae
Enslaved E
Epica The Quantum Enigma
Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full
Every Time I Die From Parts Unknown
Exit_International Our Science Is Golden
Failure The Heart Is a Monster
Fen Winter
Fightstar Behind the Devil's Back
FKA Twigs LP1
Frank Turner Tape Deck Heart
Fripp and Eno Evening Star
Future Islands On the Water
Gas Pop
Genesis The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway
Global Communication 76:14
Goat Commune
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Asunder, Sweet and Other Distress'
GoGo Penguin Man Made Object
Gorillaz Gorillaz
Gorillaz Demon Days
Green Day American Idiot
GridLink Longhena
Gunship Gunship
GZA Liquid Swords
Hail Spirit Noir Oi Magoi
Haken The Mountain
High on Fire Luminiferous
Hyperion (SWE) Seraphical Euphony
Iced Earth Something Wicked This Way Comes
Intronaut Prehistoricisms
Iron Maiden Brave New World
Isaac Hayes Hot Buttered Soul
Jagwar Ma Howlin
Jamie xx In Colour
Jeff Rosenstock We Cool?
Jethro Tull Aqualung
Jethro Tull Stand Up
Kamelot The Black Halo
Kamijo Symphony of the Vampire
A symphonic metal album that is simultaneously to ridiculous to be taken seriously yet too awesome to turn away from.
Kanye West Late Registration
Kanye West The Life of Pablo
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
Kendrick Lamar untitled unmastered.
Kevin Morby Singing Saw
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Nonagon Infinity
Lorde Melodrama
Lost Salt Blood Purges Only the Youngest Grave
Lou Reed Transformer
Low Roar 0
Lupe Fiasco Tetsuo and Youth
Machine Head The Blackening
Manic Street Preachers The Holy Bible
Max Richter Three Worlds: Music from Woolf Works
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Metallica Kill 'Em All
Metallica Master of Puppets
Miguel Wildheart
Milo Who Told You To Think?​?​!​!​?​!​?​!​?​!
Mogwai Every Country's Sun
Monster Magnet Dopes to Infinity
Moonsorrow Verisäkeet
Morbid Angel Covenant
Muse Absolution
Napalm Death Apex Predator - Easy Meat
Nas It Was Written
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
Neurosis Souls at Zero
Neurosis Times of Grace
Neurosis A Sun That Never Sets
Norma Jean Polar Similar
Obscura Akróasis
Oceansize Frames
OutKast Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik
Pain of Salvation In the Passing Light of Day
Persefone Aathma
Peter Gabriel So
Pink Floyd Animals
Plini Handmade Cities
Porcupine Tree Signify
Porcupine Tree Stupid Dream
Queens of the Stone Age Songs for the Deaf
Radiohead Kid A
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Redemption The Art of Loss
Revocation Deathless
Run the Jewels Run the Jewels
Rush Moving Pictures
Sabaton The Art of War
Sabaton Carolus Rex
Sampha Process
SikTh The Future In Whose Eyes?
Sleep Sleep's Holy Mountain
Slice the Cake Odyssey to the Gallows
Soilwork The Ride Majestic
Soundgarden Superunknown
Steven Wilson The Raven That Refused to Sing (And Other Stories)
Stevie Ray Vaughan Texas Flood
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Sufjan Stevens The Age of Adz
Suicide Suicide
Super Snake Leap of Love
Swans Filth
Talk Talk Spirit of Eden
Talking Heads Stop Making Sense
The Cars The Cars
The Dear Hunter Act IV: Rebirth in Reprise
The Dear Hunter Act III: Life and Death
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified
The Great Old Ones EOD: A Tale of Dark Legacy
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Mars Volta Amputechture
The National Alligator
The Ominous Circle Appalling Ascension
The Stone Roses The Stone Roses
Titus Andronicus The Airing of Grievances
Tool 10,000 Days
Tuomas Holopainen Music Inspired by the Life and Times of Scrooge
U2 The Joshua Tree
U2 Achtung Baby
Vampire Weekend Contra
Van der Graaf Generator Godbluff
Vanden Plas Chronicles of the Immortals: Netherworld II
Vektor Outer Isolation
Vince Staples Summertime '06
Visigoth The Revenant King
Weezer The White Album
William Basinski The Disintegration Loops II
Wolves in the Throne Room Diadem of 12 Stars
Woods of Desolation As the Stars
Wu-Tang Clan Wu-Tang Forever
Yes Fragile
Yndi Halda Under Summer

3.5 great
A Tribe Called Quest We got it from Here… Thank You 4 Your service
Against Me! Transgender Dysphoria Blues
Alabama Shakes Sound & Color
Alcest Écailles De Lune
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Amon Amarth Jomsviking
Amy Winehouse Back to Black
Angel Olsen Burn Your Fire for No Witness
Aphex Twin Syro
Artificial Brain Infrared Horizon
Aversions Crown Xenocide
Beardfish +4626-Comfortzone
Bedwetter Volume 1: Flick Your Tongue Against Your Teeth...
Between the Buried and Me Coma Ecliptic
Beyonce Beyonce
Big Big Train The Second Brightest Star
Blood Orange Cupid Deluxe
Blood Orange Freetown Sound
Boston Boston
Brockhampton SATURATION III
Bruno Mars 24K Magic
Camp Lo Uptown Saturday Night
Chance the Rapper Acid Rap
Cocteau Twins Treasure
Converge I Can Tell You About Pain
Converge The Dusk in Us
Dark Matter Secret Perfect World Creation
Deafheaven New Bermuda
Death From Above 1979 The Physical World
Death Grips The Powers That B
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part II: Jenny Death
Diablo Swing Orchestra Pandora's Pinata
Donnie Trumpet and The Social Experiment Surf
Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You
Drab Majesty The Demonstration
Dream Theater Dream Theater
Earl Sweatshirt Doris
Earth Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Version
Earthside A Dream In Static
Emma Ruth Rundle Some Heavy Ocean
Enslaved Isa
Esperanza Spalding Emily's D+Evolution
Every Time I Die New Junk Aesthetic
Failure Magnified
Fever Ray Plunge
Fire! She Sleeps, She Sleeps
First Aid Kit Stay Gold
Frank Turner Positive Songs for Negative People
Freddie Gibbs Pronto
Future Islands Singles
Future Islands The Far Field
Gas Narkopop
Ghostface Killah and BADBADNOTGOOD Sour Soul
Gloryhammer Space 1992: Rise of the Chaos Wizards
Godspeed You! Black Emperor 'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Green Day Dookie
Grimes Visions
Haken Affinity
Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon
Horrendous Anareta
Ian Anderson Homo Erraticus
Iced Earth Burnt Offerings
Iglooghost Neo Wax Bloom
Inferi (USA) The Path of Apotheosis
Iron Maiden Dance of Death
Iron Maiden Seventh Son of a Seventh Son
Iron Maiden The Number of the Beast
ISIS Panopticon
Jagwar Ma Every Now & Then
Jakub Zytecki Wishful Lotus Proof
Jay Rock 90059
Jethro Tull Benefit
Joanna Newsom Ys
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Flying Microtonal Banana
King Goat Conduit
Kishi Bashi Lighght
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
M.I.A. Kala
Made In Heights Without My Enemy What Would I Do
Major Lazer Guns Dont Kill People... Lazers Do
Mark Eitzel Hey Mr Ferryman
Massive Attack Mezzanine
Meshuggah Chaosphere
Message to Bears Maps
Metallica Ride the Lightning
Metallica ...And Justice for All
Monster Truck Furiosity
Moonsorrow Voimasta ja kunniasta
Nails You Will Never Be One of Us
Nas Life Is Good
Neurosis Enemy of the Sun
Neurosis Fires Within Fires
NOFX The Decline
OutKast Speakerboxxx/The Love Below
Pagan Altar The Room of Shadows
Perfume Genius No Shape
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega
Perturbator The Uncanny Valley
Pink Floyd The Wall
Public Service Broadcasting Every Valley
Queens of the Stone Age Lullabies to Paralyze
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Ricky Eat Acid Three Love Songs
Sabaton Heroes
Say Anything In Defense of the Genre
Scale the Summit V
Scott Walker and Sunn O))) Soused
Shellac At Action Park
SikTh Opacities
Sleigh Bells Treats
Stars of the Lid The Tired Sounds of Stars of the Lid
Steven Wilson To the Bone
Sufjan Stevens Michigan
Sugary Sweet Machines Deformity Disco
Sun Kil Moon Benji
Sunn O))) Monoliths and Dimensions
Sunset In The 12th House Mozaic
Swans To Be Kind
Swans Children of God
Symphony X Paradise Lost
Symphony X Underworld
The Black Queen Fever Daydream
The Black Twilight Circle Desert Dances and Serpent Sermons
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Ocean Pelagial
The Postal Service Give Up
The Pretenders Learning To Crawl
The Smith Street Band No One Gets Lost Anymore
Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
Toby Fox Undertale OST
TV on the Radio Seeds
Tyler, the Creator Flower Boy
Ukandanz Awo
Van Halen 1984
Vipassi Śūnyatā
Young Thug BEAUTIFUL THUGGER GIRLS
Zavala Fantasmas
Zealotry The Last Witness

3.0 good
Accept Blind Rage
One would expect a new album from a relatively overlooked metal band from the 80s to be at best average and at worst embarrassing. However, Accept manages to deliver a classic, well designed metal sound while still avoiding sounding dated. While there are a few duds when it comes to the slower tracks, the overall experience is amazing and a true standout among the metal releases this year.
Aeternam Ruins of Empires
Agalloch The Serpent and the Sphere
Aloe Blacc Lift Your Spirit
While it's poppier than his first album, Aloe Blacc retains much of what made him great to begin with.
Aloe Blacc Good Things
Anderson .Paak Malibu
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
Animals As Leaders The Joy of Motion
An album that is difficult to take in on first listen, but becomes more rewarding when fully sat down with and digested.
Ashland Wildfire
Azealia Banks Broke With Expensive Taste
BADBADNOTGOOD III
Bayside Cult
Be'lakor Vessels
Beach House Teen Dream
Beach House Depression Cherry
Beastwars The Death of All Things
Between the Buried and Me The Silent Circus
Black Anvil As Was
Black Sabbath 13
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Broken Bells Broken Bells
Bruce Springsteen Born in the U.S.A.
Bruce Springsteen High Hopes
Cage The Elephant Melophobia
Caligula's Horse In Contact
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Cattle Decapitation Monolith of Inhumanity
Coldplay Parachutes
Converge Petitioning the Empty Sky
Courtney Barnett sometimes i sit and think, and sometimes i just sit
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Daniel Johnston Hi, How Are You
Death Grips The Money Store
Death Grips The Powers That B - Part I: Niggas on the Moon
Defeater Lost Ground
Disclosure Caracal
Drake Nothing Was the Same
Dream Theater Awake
Dream Theater Systematic Chaos
Duskmourn Of Shadow and Flame
Dying Fetus Destroy the Opposition
Dying Fetus Wrong One to Fuck With
Eels The Cautionary Tales of Mark Oliver Everett
Enslaved Below the Lights
Enslaved Frost
Enslaved Ruun
Explosions in the Sky The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place
FKA Twigs M3LL155X
Flatbush Zombies 3001: A Laced Odyssey
Flying Lotus You're Dead!
Get The Shot Infinite Punishment
Ghost (SWE) Meliora
Ghost Bath Moonlover
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Yanqui U.X.O.
Gorillaz Humanz
HAIM Days Are Gone
Have a Nice Life Deathconsciousness
Holy Ghost! Dynamics
Ian Anderson Thick as a Brick 2
Iced Earth The Dark Saga
Intronaut Valley of Smoke
Iron Maiden A Matter of Life and Death
Iron Maiden Iron Maiden
James Blake The Colour in Anything
Jeff Rosenstock WORRY.
Joey Badass B4.DA.$$
Khmer Larga Sombra
La Dispute Rooms of the House
Laura Mvula Sing To The Moon
Leviathan Scar Sighted
Linkin Park Meteora
Little Dragon Ritual Union
Lorde Pure Heroine
A pop album that's head and shoulders above many of it's competition. Lorde's unique voice is enhanced by both a wonderful and minimal production style. Probably one of the best that the Top 40 has to offer.
Lou Reed New Sensations
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis The Heist
Major Lazer Peace Is The Mission
Marina Froot
Marissa Nadler July
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Meshuggah Destroy Erase Improve
Metallica Death Magnetic
Migos Culture
Mogwai Hardcore Will Never Die, But You Will
Moonsorrow Suden uni
Motley Crue Dr. Feelgood
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Napalm Death Scum
Neil Cicierega Mouth Moods
Neko Case The Worse Things Get, the Harder I Fight...
Neurosis The Word as Law
Neutral Milk Hotel On Avery Island
Neutral Milk Hotel Everything Is
Nirvana In Utero
Nokturnal Mortum Verity
Of Monsters and Men My Head is an Animal
Periphery Juggernaut: Alpha
Phurpa Trowo Phurnag Ceremony
Pinch and Shackleton Pinch and Shackleton
Porcupine Tree The Sky Moves Sideways
Preoccupations Viet Cong
Preservation Hall Jazz Band That's It!
Purity Ring Shrines
Radiohead OK Computer
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Refused Songs To Fan The Flames Of Discontent
Robert Rich Nest
Royal Headache High
Rush 2112
Sabaton The Last Stand
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Streetlight Manifesto Somewhere in the Between
Sufjan Stevens Seven Swans
Symphony X Iconoclast
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Mezmerize
The Black Keys El Camino
The Cult Love
The Dismemberment Plan Uncanney Valley
The Flower Kings Flower Power
The Halluci Nation Nation II Nation
The Internet Feel Good
The Knife Deep Cuts
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Scab Dates
The Mire Glass Cathedrals
The Preatures Is This How You Feel
The Pretenders Pretenders
The Stone Roses Second Coming
The Weeknd Beauty Behind the Madness
The Who Tommy
The World Is a Beautiful Place... Harmlessness
Tigran Hamasyan Mockroot
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Totem Skin Weltschmerz
Travis Scott Rodeo
TV on the Radio New Health Rock
Twelve Foot Ninja Silent Machine
Vampire Weekend Vampire Weekend
Venetian Snares Traditional Synthesizer Music
Walk the Moon Talking is Hard
Weezer Everything Will Be Alright in the End
Weird Al Yankovic Mandatory Fun
Whispered Shogunate Macabre
White Suns Totem
This album is an exercise in exactly how noisy you can make a song while still making it music. White Suns deliver blistering, chaotic songs that sound well put together while at the same time completely messy and broken. However, they are not all about one song and delve into nightmarish, downtempo noise collages that keep things fresh and interesting. This music is not for the feint of ears, as it can produce an almost trance like effect as every single bit of cacophony rages on. But for those willing to listen, it can be a rewarding experience.
Wildernessking Mystical Future
Wilderun Sleep at the Edge of the Earth
William Basinski The Disintegration Loops III
Witchery In His Infernal Majesty's Service
Woods With Light And With Love
Yeasayer Odd Blood
Young Thug Slime Season 3
ZZ Ward Til The Casket Drops

2.5 average
Adele 25
Anal Trump To All the Broads I've Nailed Before
Animal Collective Merriweather Post Pavilion
Arcade Fire The Suburbs
Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Avenged Sevenfold Avenged Sevenfold
BABYMETAL BABYMETAL
Between the Buried and Me The Parallax II: Future Sequence
Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce
Broken Bells After The Disco
Cage The Elephant Tell Me I'm Pretty
Capital Cities In A Tidal Wave of Mystery
Chevelle La Gárgola
A rather poor effort that can be summed up in one word: formulaic. Every single song with very few exceptions relies on a heavy, headache inducing riff and half sung, half shouted vocals that overall create a bland and lifeless package that's not heavy enough to stack up with good metal and not light enough to stack up with good alternative. The highest points are "Take Out the Gunman" which is a catchy jam with a very enjoyable chorus and "One Ocean" where the band actually dials it to deliver an interesting sounding ballad. Everything else though, is sorely lacking.
Childish Gambino Because the Internet
Chromeo White Women
clipping. CLPPNG
Cormorant Earth Diver
Counting Crows Recovering The Satellites
Daft Punk Human After All
Deafheaven Sunbather
DJ Khaled Major Key
Dot Hacker How's Your Process? (Work)
Draconian Sovran
Drake If You're Reading This It's Too Late
Drake Views
Drake and Future What a Time to Be Alive
Dream Theater Train of Thought
Dream Theater Octavarium
Dream Theater A Dramatic Turn of Events
Dropkick Murphys 11 Short Stories of Pain and Glory
Ethereal Riffian Aeonian
Explosions in the Sky The Wilderness
Factory Floor Factory Floor
Father John Misty I Love You, Honeybear
Fennesz Becs
Florence and the Machine How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful
Foo Fighters Sonic Highways
G Herbo Humble Beast
Gas Königsforst
Gazpacho Demon
While the music and lyrics are very strong, the album suffers from a huge issue of homogenization. Every single song blends right into the other without anything that distinguishes them from one another. I understand that most of the tracks are parts of greater songs, but those parts are arbitrary, only distinguished by lyrical content, which is not enough to sustain the album on its own. The only major difference between tracks was Death Room (Part 3) to the previous two tracks. While the parts on their own are good, they do not come together very well.
Goat It's Time For Fun
Gospel The Moon Is a Dead World
Grand Magus Triumph and Power
Green Day iTRE!
Grimes Art Angels
Guns N' Roses Appetite for Destruction
HAIM Something To Tell You
Hinds Leave Me Alone
Hop Along Painted Shut
Iced Earth Plagues of Babylon
Iron Maiden The Final Frontier
Irreversible Mechanism Infinite Fields
Iwrestledabearonce It's All Happening
Jethro Tull This Was
Jethro Tull A Passion Play
Kanye West Yeezus
Kanye West 808s and Heartbreak
Kayo Dot Choirs of the Eye
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Murder Of The Universe
Latitudes Old Sunlight
Lil Yachty Teenage Emotions
Linkin Park Hybrid Theory
Little Dragon Nabuma Rubberband
This album is good, but it lacks the energy that their previous releases had. It really could have used less slow songs.
Meshuggah The Violent Sleep Of Reason
Metallica Metallica
Minsk The Crash and the Draw
Mogwai Rave Tapes
Moon Tooth Chromaparagon
Moonsorrow Varjoina kuljemme kuolleiden maassa
Motorpsycho Behind the Sun
Mount Eerie Sauna
Muse The Resistance
Musk Ox Woodfall
Neneh Cherry Blank Project
Neurosis Pain of Mind
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday
Nirvana Nevermind
Noah and the Whale Peaceful, the World Lays Me Down
Noah Gundersen Ledges
Nothing More Nothing More
Queens of the Stone Age Era Vulgaris
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Getaway
Rihanna ANTI
Ritual Chamber Obscurations (To Feast On The Seraphim)
Sage Francis Copper Gone
Seven Sisters Of Sleep Opium Morals
Sigur Ros ( )
Sithu Aye Senpai EP II: The Noticing
Sleigh Bells Reign of Terror
Snow Patrol Eyes Open
Soundgarden King Animal
Soundtrack (Disney) Frozen: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Sugary Sweet Machines Tours of the Bleak
SUMAC What One Becomes
Summoning Stronghold
Sun Kil Moon Common As Light and Love Are Red Valleys of Blood
Sunn O))) Black One
Surfer Blood Pythons
SZA Z
Taylor Swift 1989
Taylor Swift Reputation
The Arrogant Sons of Bitches Three Cheers For Disappointment
The Black Eyed Peas Elephunk
The Crinn Shadowbreather
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Hotelier Goodness
The Lumineers The Lumineers
The Tallest Man on Earth The Wild Hunt
The Wonder Years No Closer to Heaven
Throwing Snow Embers
Tim Hecker Ravedeath, 1972
Titus Andronicus Local Business
Travis Scott Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack
TV on the Radio Return to Cookie Mountain
Ungfell Tôtbringære
Vampire Weekend Modern Vampires of the City
Van Halen A Different Kind of Truth
Viper the Rapper You'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack
Voices from the Fuselage Odyssey: The Destroyer of Worlds
Weezer Pacific Daydream
While She Sleeps This Is the Six
Wolves in the Throne Room Celestite
YG My Krazy Life
Young Thug I'm Up
Zeta (UK) Zeta

2.0 poor
Anal Trump That Makes Me Smart!
BABYMETAL Metal Resistance
C & C Music Factory Gonna Make You Sweat
Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
Charlie Puth Nine Track Mind
Childish Gambino Camp
Converge Halo in a Haystack
Creed Human Clay
Destrage Are You Kidding Me? No.
Disturbed Indestructible
DragonForce Inhuman Rampage
Dream Theater Falling into Infinity
Dream Theater When Dream and Day Unite
Dream Theater The Astonishing
Fall Out Boy From Under the Cork Tree
Genesis Invisible Touch
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Luciferian Towers
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Green Day 21st Century Breakdown
Guns N' Roses Chinese Democracy
Hopsin Pound Syndrome
Iced Earth The Crucible of Man
Iced Earth Framing Armageddon
Igorrr Savage Sinusoid
Iron Maiden The X Factor
Jay-Z Magna Carta... Holy Grail
King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard Sketches of Brunswick East (w/ Mild High Club)
Leftover Crack Constructs of the State
Lil Wayne Tha Carter IV
Liturgy Aesthethica
Logic Everybody
Major Lazer Free The Universe
Memphis May Fire Unconditional
Metallica Reload
Metallica Load
Michael Jackson Xscape
Mimisiku The Thrill of Living
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Mumford and Sons Wilder Mind
Muse The 2nd Law
Muse Drones
My Chemical Romance Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys
Nas Nastradamus
Okilly Dokilly Okilly Demos
OutKast Idlewild
Party Cannon Bong Hit Hospitalisation
Prophets of Rage The Party's Over
Purity Ring Another Eternity
Rae Sremmurd SremmLife
Refused Freedom
Run the Jewels Meow the Jewels
ScHoolboy Q Oxymoron
Sensory Deprivation SNSRY DPRVTN
Sigur Ros Kveikur
Sisyphus Sisyphus
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Sunn O))) Kannon
The Microphones The Glow Pt. 2
The War On Drugs Lost in the Dream
Triptykon Melana Chasmata
U2 Rattle and Hum
Ugly God The Booty Tape
Various Artists (Punk) Punk Goes Pop Vol. 7
Weezer The Red Album
Weezer Make Believe
Wu-Tang Clan A Better Tomorrow
Young Money We Are Young Money

1.5 very poor
Arcade Fire Everything Now
Boston Life, Love & Hope
Burzum Daudi Baldrs
Creed Weathered
Eminem Relapse
Florida Georgia Line Anything Goes
Future Honest
Green Day ¡UNO!
Hopsin Knock Madness
Iron Maiden Virtual XI
John Cage 4'33''
Lil Wayne I Am Not a Human Being II
Linkin Park Minutes to Midnight
Lou Reed and Metallica Lulu
Neon Trees Pop Psychology
Nicki Minaj Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded
Pac-Man Ate My Donut Disparity
Pharrell Williams G I R L
Prophets of Rage Prophets of Rage
R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet (Chapters 1-12)
Santana Corazón
Shaquille O'Neal Shaq Diesel
The Black Eyed Peas The E.N.D. (The Energy Never Dies)
The Chainsmokers Bouquet
The Mars Volta Octahedron
U2 Songs of Innocence
Van Halen Van Halen III
Weezer Raditude
XXXTENTACION 17
Young Money Rise of an Empire

1.0 awful
American Authors Oh, What a Life
Utterly unremarkable indie pop trash that makes American Authors' contemporaries in the genre look positively unique by comparison. The album features 11 tracks of songs in the same key, same tempo, and sung in the same style that there's almost nothing that distinguishes them from each other other than the shameless ripoff of Imagine Dragon "Best Day of My Life" and the shameless ripoff of "Best Day of My Life" in "Love."
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
A complete trainwreck of an album from beginning to end that tries so hard yet fails so utterly. Each song is desperately trying to be some big, epic, rousing anthem yet every single lyric, melody, solo, and rhythm is so paint by the numbers, it's embarrassing. That's what Black Veil Brides do on this album, embarrass themselves.
Brain I'm Brain
Chris Brown Heartbreak on a Full Moon
Emmure Eternal Enemies
fail better, heal faster fail better, heal faster
Green Day iDOS!
Jethro Tull Under Wraps
Kid Cudi Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven
Lil Wayne Rebirth
Linkin Park One More Light
Lou Reed Metal Machine Music
Macklemore and Ryan Lewis This Unruly Mess I've Made
Metallica St. Anger
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Nickelback The Best of Nickelback Volume 1
Owl City Mobile Orchestra
Sachiko M Bar Sachiko
Sleeping With Sirens Madness
Soulja Boy Souljaboytellem.com
Squarepusher Music for Robots
An absolute waste of time for any listener, there is nothing in this EP other than a bunch of random melodies. If Squarepusher is looking to prove anything, he ends up proving that robots are incapable of playing interesting music. Every single track sounds like a rejected theme from the first Civilization game and the robots play their instruments as horrifically as possible, just wanking away at instruments with no regard for melody or any musical construction. There is nothing salvageable other than the notion that robots would never be able to make humans obsolete with garbage music like this.
Sufjan Stevens Enjoy Your Rabbit
The Black Eyed Peas The Beginning
The Chainsmokers Memories...Do Not Open
The Killers Don't Waste Your Wishes
The Mars Volta Noctourniquet
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
As someone who is a huge fan of Spongebob, this is an absolute waste of time. The music is not very good, being on the low end of the generic metalcore side. That leaves the samples of clips from Spongebob and that's all it is. There is no joke, it's just simply "hey remember that time from Spongebob?" which only makes me want to watch Spongebob instead of listen to this useless waste of an album. There is simply nothing substantial musically for this album to be a little bit enjoyable.
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