porcupinetheater
Tom Sheridan
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Reviews 15
Soundoffs 99
Album Ratings 3310
Objectivity 70%

Last Active 04-12-21 9:40 pm
Joined 10-22-10

Forum Posts 82
Review Comments 7,674

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  • someone dude Major Parkinson is awesome. it's like Leonard Cohen who got obsessed with King Crimson
    April 7 07:59 PM
  • Demon of the Fall Forgot to respond... Thanks for the link!
    April 7 11:29 AM
  • normaloctagon loved it man. u got me in a witch house mood and the weather just got perfectly stormy and windy outside weeeeeee
    April 6 09:52 PM
  • normaloctagon mmmm yes time is a fickle mistress eh. glad things are moving along and yes things are as dandy as they canbe here. i sure havent jammed that record or even heard of it but best believe im going to soon!
    April 6 07:29 PM
  • normaloctagon lmao, plotting porc but yes beam me up scotty!!! and i like that description of the album very much, apt sir, apt, release seems to be doing the rounds pretty decently as well which i'm happy about. such a cool collab. i trust all's chugging along out there in porcy land with the books and learnings and things?
    April 5 10:59 PM
  • normaloctagon tom as in myspace tom? nice 4 on that new floating points/pharoah/lso
    April 5 06:52 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Oh yikes haha dw, i'll hopefully have crushed it within an hr - gotta deburden!! happy slep to you, noble being
    April 5 08:50 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell oh yikes this sounds hawt. i shall peep it!! just need to put this to rest, ugh. here is a link on the offchance you are in possession of free time and motivation (there is currently no conclusion, which i accept is an i s s u e but still) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bkUJQHIenspgsFeP9P-56Q7y8HTt6yDgrPwVl4aHh8s/edit?usp=sharing
    April 5 08:31 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Destroyed, along with all my punctuation - and no! what is this?
    April 5 07:49 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Heh okay you filthy enabler, Trophy Scars' legacy will live on. how about "orchestro-punk"?
    April 5 07:43 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell is "hagiofication" an acceptable word to use in the 3rd clause of the first sentence of a review
    April 5 07:30 AM
  • Nocte You just miss me in the forums don?t you.
    April 3 10:48 AM
  • Nocte Hey dude and thanks. It?s really nice, that extra .1 appeals to me so much
    April 3 10:47 AM
  • Pheromone why was phero afraid of porc because check my recent opeth ranking list
    March 25 07:20 PM
  • someone Hey! 69 for you.
    March 25 10:36 AM
  • Pheromone Jesus, you're like my staying-relevant guardian angel. I would never have jammed protomartyr or xiu xiu if not for you, but here you are keeping me firmly within the current era of music fandom. Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
    March 25 08:40 AM
  • Pheromone swing me a rec also
    March 25 07:41 AM
  • Pheromone I suppose the Hemmingway quote "And you?ll always love me, won?t you?? ?Yes.? was about us, but you didn't hear that from me. I will be hitting you up on discord dear porc-y soon with the juicy gossip. I've been worked out (and not in a good, healthy, muscle way) recently, just piles of work n procastination, I'm sure you can relate.
    March 25 07:38 AM
  • Pheromone back on the online sphere baby, give me all those rec's, give me all those hugs and recs -
    March 23 07:07 PM
  • Deez sounds good! A smooth round out from a chaotic double!
    March 22 09:58 PM
  • Deez Hey brother, So we get 3?? Thought it was dos only?? Hmm Ill go with the accessible but rad as fk 'Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um' I love that album if thats already picked (dosnt look like) Maybe Kamasi washington - the epic x
    March 22 09:38 PM
  • nolerthebowler no worries man, yeah s*** is frutrating as all hell. This topic sets me off in particular, because my sister is from Beijing. Just hits close to home. And the level of disrespect in that thread was frankly shocking. I don't care if you aren't straight up beating an asian with a baseball bat, disrespect on the basis of race, especially when we all know it's just spoonfed bulls*** they gleaned from Trump's ugly ugly rhetoric, is not something I will ever tolerate.You did a lot of good, imo
    March 21 02:53 PM
  • heck right on, enjoy it dude!
    March 21 06:10 AM
  • heck oh s***, you're ahead of me on all of those lmao. give me some time and I'll come up with a few deeper recs for you
    March 21 05:59 AM
  • heck sure thing! Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal, Immolation - Close to a World Below, and Incantation - Onward to Golgotha are my favorite dm albums. forewarning though, the vocalist on that last one is unfortunately a piece of s***
    March 21 05:52 AM
  • heck hey thanks man, I appreciate it. you did great in that thread, hell of a lot more patience and effort than I could've mustered with those guys. I mostly just started taking the piss out of them because after a certain point I feel like there's no point in trying to convince some people so you might as well have fun with it lol
    March 21 05:26 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD so far, no album hit me as the debut from early Krallice.
    March 18 12:15 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Hehe I was lurking other s rates and make no fkin sense. Eheh very hit or miss so it seems. I dig the most debut and Diotima so far (and sure this last one on top). Also did not get Dimensional. For me the band is always in the verge on bloating, and when they hit, they hit good. These reasons and a certain biased hate around here keep them from ever reaching a 4 avg f.e. still need to complete the discogrun and the others a I don t do in a while. XD big hug
    March 18 08:43 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD The best luck! And...its such a ****in weeeeird listen eheh not even with their previous one I would see this coming. I'm trying to catch up their back catalog, at least on LPs, but I suddenly get stuck on this uuugh
    March 18 01:59 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Why aren't you jamming the latest Krallice?
    March 18 01:46 AM
  • Pheromone I'm sure you must hear this all the time but you are one of the greatest hype men maybe ever, making everyone feel so good n s***. Genuinely, you're such a gem. I'll ofc let you know how it goes (undoubtedly worse than our inevitable first date eh eh). Also lol if someone gave me literally just one guess as to which anime director you're well versed in I would have 1000% gone for Kon. Such a porc choice.
    March 17 09:57 PM
  • Pheromone (I'm convinced that might be the longest shoutbox in the history of this site - second verse, same as the first.) I'm in the process of watching Your Name for the third time. I don't know what it is about those kinda cheesy but lovely anime films that gets my heart going all romantic and gleeful. Have you seen porc amor?
    March 17 08:47 PM
  • Pheromone Yes! I'm sort of optimistic that you'll love Black Eyes (or ELSE) - post punk skramz with 2 bass, 2 vox, 2 drummers, feminist heavy lyrics and also i love it (which i know is what you always look for in an alb). I am, er, okay. I had a tough time over the past few days BUT I am very chipper today and have this gal coming to stay at mine over the next few days, so optimistic that things are looking up in this lockdown world. You damn essay king, I bet you wrote 4 contrib reviews in that time too.
    March 17 08:45 PM
  • Pheromone Porc I've gone off the deep end my friend. Two fives in one day and im afraid I can't stop. How was your essay?
    March 17 07:29 PM
  • rellik009 Nooo! I will repent by praying to the jazz gods every hour, living only by the brass UwU
    March 15 08:14 AM
  • rellik009 Holy moly I almost forgot! Cheers porc you saved me there :]]
    March 15 07:47 AM
  • Pheromone hahah I will happily bully off the site, I LIVE FOR THIS POWER
    March 14 08:37 PM
  • Pheromone OK so will read the review tomorrow morning WITH a coffee. I listened to Protmartyr's Relatives just then and loved it a lot more than I expected, it's a cracking blend of that oldschool punk w post punk which most of the current post punk wave fail muchly. Also, something about your man's vocal inflections reminds me of the drones. Super good though and I'm not sure I would've ever got round for it if not for your glowing ear.
    March 13 12:26 AM
  • Pheromone "It is in poor taste and I poke fun at people for dying young" - oh come on porc now that's not fair, you know that'll make me wanna read it right this second. I'm slight-ly busy until later tonight and then will read with a cof-- beer and I am excited.
    March 12 08:31 PM
  • Pheromone Sorry, I've decided to stop reading shoutboxes. Too much wasted time. If you want to get ahold of me, swing Jom a message and he might be able to fit you in sometime in April.
    March 12 06:47 PM
  • Pheromone I have to restrict parading the love left right and centre (people are jealous creatures) but you are fr maybe the funniest human in esistence. utilise this writing skill you have and manifest your DREAMS. okay i think i might nap or watch yi yi. im feeeeelling gooood
    March 12 05:08 PM
  • Pheromone You raise a super interesting question, I feel like in recent years I must have definitely listened to them but the evidence against me is startling. I will gosh darn jam. After I go back to sleep now goodnight ily
    March 10 08:58 AM
  • Pheromone Porccore is certified best core and that's a fact - I've been trying to get my around this new Notwist album for the rev (but lol you were so right this out of my literary comfort zone) but will listen soon. I'm either in a really lucky streak with music discovery OR I've become more lenient with my ratings lately. Let's go with the former, I would never ease up these harsh critic fingers. Will listen soon boo.
    March 5 05:28 PM
  • SteakByrnes Lmao woah that was a rollercoaster of album covers, have you checked them out to see if they're good or not? Also congrats on the contrib status!!!!!!!!!
    March 5 01:10 PM
  • DivergentThinking lol yeah man, gotta make sure that contrib vending machine is stocked at all times ;D
    March 5 02:37 AM
  • Pheromone come see arab strap with me and anat it's only a quick plane over the ocean
    March 4 07:01 PM
  • Pheromone woo the rec even came up in my dream last night so you know it's fate. also, if you need any proof reading discord me i will be waiting 24/7
    March 3 08:38 PM
  • Pheromone haha porc exactly the same, it's quite far away from the comfort zone but oh man let's paint this reviewing town red
    March 3 08:37 PM
  • DavidYowi Dude congrats on being a contributor! Can't wait to read your Official Sputnik ReviewsTM
    March 3 03:10 AM
  • Pheromone god damn you're just the best aren't you! thank you muchly, get ready to be my proof read king. ALSO, check Marvin Pontiac - "The Legendary..." it is GREAT and, without giving away the punchline, I think it's right up your alley.
    March 2 09:54 AM
  • MiloRuggles Ayy no congrats to you my g, your star is rising faster than mine ever has! Your presence is always entertaining as well as your stunning reviews xx
    March 2 08:45 AM
  • tyman128 congrats on contrib!
    March 2 06:05 AM
  • Kompys2000 Big congrats on contrib!! Were gonna run this freakin town soon just you wait and see
    March 2 05:49 AM
  • hal1ax and oh sh1t i just realized you got contrib!! congrats man, you deserve
    March 2 03:33 AM
  • hal1ax aww thx my dude, and likewise! i think our incongruous taste usually leads us to different album threads but ill be seein you in some list threads fasho
    March 2 03:32 AM
  • brainmelter Yooo congrats on becoming contrib!
    March 2 02:33 AM
  • DivergentThinking Congrats dude :]
    March 2 01:48 AM
  • Nocte NIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEE mr Contrib
    March 1 11:08 PM
  • Dewinged Well hello Mr. Contributor ;)
    March 1 09:21 PM
  • OmairSh Thanks my dude! It feels weird seeing "Contributor" on my profile now after 9 years of being a user haha. I shall use this new power "responsibly". Looks like you're also part of the establishment now! Didn't know you also applied, congrats duuuuude! Time for us to raise hell on here :-D
    March 1 08:10 PM
  • manosg Congrats porcupine, well-deserved!
    March 1 07:25 PM
  • Pheromone gonna neg all your revi-- oh wait!!
    March 1 07:10 PM
  • Pheromone WOO Porc n Phero world domination is ON the cards. Seriously congrats my beauty, I love that you're now encouraged to write more classics.
    March 1 07:03 PM
  • normaloctagon i believe congratulations are in order
    March 1 05:44 PM
  • LeddSledd very deserved promo bro, many 'grats your way
    March 1 05:39 PM
  • ian b you too dawg!!!
    March 1 05:31 PM
  • OSEL congrats on contrib m8
    March 1 05:28 PM
  • evilford Contrib!!! Congrats brooooooooo
    March 1 05:03 PM
  • osmark86 Righteousness inbound
    February 26 05:15 PM
  • Pheromone YAYYYYY, I will hide the discord link through hidden code dispersed in the comment sections of all of your 5'd albums.
    February 26 05:10 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Q3bgSEQRsLo8sOwnI0oj2ptBxqFS8eop?usp=sharing
    February 26 03:27 PM
  • osmark86 where is that jazz sheets you brought up for these jazz recommendations? I have 3 albums of jazz I usually jam that I think are excellent. it's not pure jazz in the traditional sense, but I'm guessing that doesn't really matter?
    February 26 08:58 AM
  • normaloctagon mmmmm is good tho mm mm
    February 25 05:12 PM
  • normaloctagon hang on, this Pink album is an hour and a half long?! are u fkn kitten me???
    February 25 05:11 PM
  • normaloctagon we have a winner. tucked into flood atm. yum
    February 25 03:49 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell paha you can spill over my shoutbox any day! guess that crossover was meant to be; vibing that progression (nice summary - it's almost mellow, but something's *off* and weirdly tense) and song a lot!! the whole album is p tasty tbh, very throw-on-able so far. not sure whether to check another by them or just keep spinning this for a bit, hmm
    February 25 12:32 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell v much digging Proving Grounds; that opening melody scratches a p specific itch i can't describe well. reminds me a bit of this, although a different kettle of fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMJ3halNljw
    February 25 09:25 AM
  • LeddSledd you're a legend, grazie!
    February 24 04:01 AM
  • parksungjoon static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-best-anime-in-the-world
    February 24 03:26 AM
  • parksungjoon do you like jazz
    February 24 03:21 AM
  • parksungjoon cheers
    February 24 03:17 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell a HIT but also a HOOT
    February 23 10:19 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell ok lol this is a very porc album
    February 23 12:52 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell i panic dl'd Crisis Actor, is this acceptable
    February 23 10:20 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Lmao peak Low hours!! Onward and onward ig // love you, what is a Roselit ov Bone?
    February 23 04:40 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell bambara thingwords: sputnikmusic.com/blog/2021/02/22/digbox-1/
    February 23 03:16 AM
  • Pheromone I agree I am a mess... foot
    February 22 06:10 PM
  • Pheromone the intention of this exercise is for you to choose the blueprint of one of the three, make it up in your head, and then give me the credit for the sum which you have constructed
    February 22 10:28 AM
  • Pheromone lol in my just woken-up and in-lecture capability my pun game cannot match yours, though i present you the choice of three / 'no, i refuse to budg' (in regards to the user of who's foot i plan on acquiriing) / something about social distancing and keeping the feet away from me / an abstract comment on toe trucks which leaves you yourself unsure what it means but you're certain it must mean something (but it wouldn't)
    February 22 10:26 AM
  • Pheromone Quick detective work has shown me it is in fact Silver Ladders. Your skills in memory never fail to impress me. I haven't heard (and my 2020 listening was dog s***e consistently) and YES! Worst bit is soon to come when that scamble for tomorrow is over then you can return to the world of not knowing wtf to do with your day.
    February 21 07:35 PM
  • Pheromone bro I have the biggest headache - do you have any luscious dream ambient to wash over me and carry me to clean head shores
    February 21 04:09 PM
  • Pheromone how the bloody hell is your work going?
    February 21 11:59 AM
  • Pheromone hell yeah, that scottish scene back in ze day was genuinely superb; long fin, mogwai, the strap, the big belle and sebastian, more that i am too brain-broken overhung (hm) to recognise. SUPER i want to get tickets for them in London but putting faith into the world opening up again bleh
    February 21 11:54 AM
  • Nocte Yeah for sure. I mean, ill probably be close to 400 reviews by the end of this year - that's impressive anywhere right? I've improved in spades, especially considering the stuff I wrote when I first came to the site - I'd like the position (I'm keen) but I don't mind being a "Gandalf" to the new faces of the contrib camp when they come.
    February 21 07:36 AM
  • Nocte Yeah. 3rd attempt actually. I've always had a bit of an issue with the finer points of writing, plus I've gone up against some super strong competition. No hard feelings though - there's some seriously great writers here and contrib is an actual blast. Every review I do that "little" bit better and if it takes me longer, the journey is still worth it *insert cliche grimace here*
    February 21 07:27 AM
  • Nocte Good luck with your contributor app my man, I wouldn't mind seeing another black metal fan in the ranks : ]
    February 21 07:17 AM
  • Pheromone disclaimer: arab strap are scottish, not english
    February 20 08:25 AM
  • Pheromone Yay porc! my shoutbox had missed you. Have a good sleep, listen to arab strap - philophobia soon and become the wise English man you truly personify.
    February 20 07:40 AM
  • ResidentNihilist Great to hear, yeah drone is great! Have you ever listened to Kerkville's Days? They do minimalist drone really well imo
    February 19 07:38 PM
  • ResidentNihilist I know I keep reccing this but you need to hear witchi-tai-to by jan garbarek. Desireless is right up the alley of those who enjoy pharoah sanders karma and it's just beautiful https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XuRItFyQPo
    February 19 06:26 PM
  • budgie 1930-45 was a real weird time for germany hahahhahahahahhahahahah turns out if you structure your polity on racism and looting other countries you wont last very long
    February 17 09:05 PM
  • budgie wtf is berlin art historywhen i think of berlin i think of napoleon
    February 17 08:48 PM
  • budgie watcha studying
    February 17 08:37 PM
  • budgie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71kei6HWGPg
    February 17 08:36 PM
  • budgie ur FACEmakesm e wanna PUKE
    February 17 11:52 AM
  • Pheromone you've left a bit of jaw on the side ther- oh, and some rib-- erm, no, dont look back, keep, oh there goes your sternum. good luck mate x
    February 16 07:49 PM
  • Pheromone you're almost at the finish line! run forward and DONT look back
    February 16 07:43 PM
  • Pheromone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8S8_xtWzk some lo-fi coldwave from 1992 poland, live recording long forgotten and absolute dirge. god it's beautiful
    February 16 12:38 AM
  • normaloctagon i will : ) and hell ya dude! hit me with the trash heap when it drops
    February 15 04:39 PM
  • Dewinged Thanks for the kind words too dude, I'm fine either way though for real, I write for fun mostly and a tag wouldn't change that but it's true that building some more professional oriented CV doesn't hurt!
    February 15 05:00 AM
  • Dewinged Well we have to apply for staff like users apply for contribs. Let's say you can't bypass it, like going from user to staff. It might have happened in the past though, I only joined in 2016 so i am not sure but it's not the norm. Contrib shortage is not really because of that, there's always peeps drifting away from the site due to life and whatnots so promotions happen every year to fill the blanks with people active at the time.
    February 15 04:58 AM
  • Dewinged haha let's see man, there are plenty of contribros that deserve the promotion way more than me and whose writing is infinitely better, but who knows! Anyway, hope you get the tag man, always loved your writing and I hope it serves as a morale boost so you write even more ;)
    February 15 04:31 AM
  • normaloctagon yourself? you strike me as a guitarist although i am not entirely sure why
    February 15 03:24 AM
  • normaloctagon i make the DJ boom boom though and its easily my most enjoyed/confident form of creativity. that being said i tend not to record myself at gigs, but next time i spin at a bar or somethin (whenever the hell that is, ive gotten a few offers but im not performing until covid/quarantine is wrapped), ill be sure to borrow a friend's TASCAM and send a recording : )
    February 15 03:23 AM
  • normaloctagon lmaooo dont even worry 'bout it u know i live for your flowery writing. thems recuds on da list now, as is a breakfast toast tomorrow. perhaps with some...JAM. re music, i dont actually play music although ive always loved hitting the drums and jamming with pals, and do have a hard drive full of Ableton ambient, techno, and hip hop projects ranging from 'why havent u trashed this' to 'this is actually kinda cool' with a very high concentration towards the former
    February 15 03:19 AM
  • normaloctagon k bucko if i see the name boris one more time whilst lacking the context of their apparently god tier music im gonna flip so give me 1 to 2 albums of theirs to jam plz oh and if i dont like it then im going through all my lists to remove the comments where u and johnny praise them
    February 15 12:04 AM
  • Pheromone oh man, i cant wait til me and you can have a conversation where i write to you, and then SECONDS later you write to me, and then SECOND later I write to you, and then SECONDS later you write to me, and then seco sk;ojaposdi [ 'A,v
    February 13 10:36 PM
  • Pheromone Oh man, I have so many vices im fundamentally a grand theft auto game (oh man, this is the humour im reduced too godsaveourgraciouuuuuusqueen). Will check, soon bb. How's the mid terms coming along? when will you join us in our cul-- erm, discord?
    February 13 10:26 PM
  • Pheromone At this point, if I throw loads of vices at myself then by the time I complete the essay tomorrow the wash of release may be so great that I might just reach a state of transcendence. I did not. gooooood?
    February 13 09:58 PM
  • Pheromone more importantly, porc ghost story sounds like a ****ing hoot. canny wait to read that
    February 13 09:18 PM
  • Pheromone Woo!! Freedom,!! But, it's looking like I wont get this essay completed until tomorrow. For the best really, just feel a bit bummed that my night of freeeeeedom, beer drinking, music listening ~sweet release~ will have to exist in a more melancholy atmosphere of 'oh god, i really need to wake up and finish tomorrow' (HA! You fool, you thought I was going to leave it for tomorrow?! no no no this is MY night)
    February 13 09:17 PM
  • Pheromone I'm keeping! Still have a bit of the essay to get through but allowing myself time to chill w a coffee. Got some beers for myself after for a nice late night drink / smoke music listening session. How about you?
    February 13 06:58 PM
  • Pheromone Check team dresch - personal best right this instance to get that icky reefa slime off you. queer feminist punk and oh man (pre sure ive rec'd this to you before though hmm)
    February 13 06:54 PM
  • normaloctagon Normalize It!! also your capitalization of quill had me busted up laughing for a sec ngl. but yeah man sometimes those moments happen like 'yeah this aint it' i totally getcha. not surprised at all by your combo of liberal arts focuses (this is a compliment i promise)
    February 13 04:35 PM
  • Dewinged Tell me you applied for contrib.
    February 13 10:01 AM
  • normaloctagon honestly kind of wish i hadnt done undergrad on the conventional track, as petulant as that may sound. im sure youre going to get a lot out of it that you early 20s self wasnt able to. im in my late 20s now and the thought of having to do any kind of skool gives me the heebie jeebies, so your quest fills me with admiration
    February 12 04:03 PM
  • normaloctagon hey thats rad dude!! is your degree focused on field identification of porcupines? or a theater major? or perhaps both 8)
    February 12 03:51 PM
  • Pheromone new adam curtis docu
    February 12 12:02 PM
  • normaloctagon howve i been woof, ups and downs of course but on the whole things have been v stable for me so im counting my blessings most days. roommate cooked up some dank steaks tonite so ive got a full belly too. its the little things right. hbu my man
    February 12 05:45 AM
  • normaloctagon thats pretty neat about your old man, my pops got me into a lot of good stuff but i was the one who dragged him to see PT back in the early 2010s. he thoroughly enjoyed of course. just got off the phone with him actually, had to connect re chick corea, talked about fripp a bit too, kind of hoping he truly is a Lizard and outlives us all
    February 12 05:44 AM
  • normaloctagon lololol!!! yeah def getting some grower vibes ive legit been thinking about a couple of the tunes on it since the first spin wore off, and that was like hours ago now. So the firmly lodged earworm may win out ultimately, but if it doesnt ill be sure to drop my rating to a filthy and dishonest 2.5 just to spite ya
    February 12 05:41 AM
  • normaloctagon ended up jamming GFD today. on first spin it is really not coming together for me but there are several amazing moments throughout. the songwriting also has a clarity to it that is impressive. feels more honest or personal in a way, even compared to the many navel-gazing moments of PT discog. and the jazzy sections are so cool! gonna come back to it after insurg and raven to reevaluate
    February 12 01:30 AM
  • Pheromone That's what I like to hear! **** yeah porc, talk dirty to me. Tell me that I need to log off of music forum sputnikmusic right now because I have an essay due in 2 days, oh yeah say it slower. OK enough willydallying, time to watch attack on titan.
    February 11 07:51 PM
  • Pheromone no nap today, my essay is in on Saturday - so, frankly, if you see me on Sputnik over the next two days (which you will), please kindly remind me to **** off
    February 11 07:35 PM
  • Pheromone oh man, that Arabic sentence was censored under sput's strict regime. But, I get the feeling that it was beautiful prose which truly raised a lot of questions
    February 11 07:35 PM
  • Pheromone also, it seems apt and very sputnik that as'soon'as'you'praise the easter egg of being able to use apostophes we find ourselves struggling with every single other thing wrong with the shoutbox
    February 11 01:17 PM
  • Pheromone is it bad that I had to search up the Fjara song? I can hear the resemblence but my hungover state cant cross the dots.
    February 11 01:16 PM
  • Mythodea LOL, no, sleep well, porc. I don't think I am the know-all guy when sexual abuse and female identity comes up. It just so happens that I adore Murakami and I have devoted many hours nitpicking his work, and it's always a pleasure to be criticized by knowledgable folks such as you!
    February 11 10:13 AM
  • Pheromone never watch sports porc it's a heartbreaking endeavor
    February 10 11:27 PM
  • Pheromone Hell yeah man preach it. My dog can get to zen in any time in any place if she feels the need. The only thing humans have on dogs is the fact that we can watch black and white films when we feel like it. They're forced into a choice.
    February 10 06:46 PM
  • Pheromone whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery whifflery
    February 10 04:31 PM
  • Pheromone Oh porc, dear friend. I am suffering somewhat the opposite of pure-fatigue and the non-stop need for sleep, though I do also struggle quite consistently at night for sleep (I have a bit of the ol' OCD and that can really f with me during the night). I do have one trick up the sleeve which might help you though...
    February 10 04:31 PM
  • Pheromone Hot s*** porc i had the best slumber, I'm no more accustomed to the word whifflery then when I was awake yesterday, but I'm for sure more grateful for its existence. Imagine if I voted against you in that March Madness today, you'd feel betrayed for years to come. Pip pip
    February 10 10:42 AM
  • Trifolium Nice, very cool idea. I'll think of some entries too if you ever decide to switch up the host of these. I think there might be quite a few jazz-loving users around who are willing to share their thoughts.
    February 10 08:20 AM
  • Trifolium Dude that sounds super lovely! I would be totally stoked if that happened. I'm already starting to think about albums that would make cool combinations haha. 2021: The Year Of Jazz wasn't just a nice phrase then!
    February 10 07:48 AM
  • Mythodea Yup, but on the interesting part of it! I live in the (not so) tiny island of Crete in Greece.
    February 10 06:05 AM
  • Pheromone Bed time for I. Think ill listen to another Kino album. I need your most sedative word please. I wanna look at the word and be instantly more tired. Thanks in advance.
    February 10 01:00 AM
  • Pheromone Oh man, that's my favourite horse related poem since John Donne did the one about the horse disguised as a flea
    February 9 10:38 PM
  • Pheromone Oh, damn. Well, at least have this celebratory line by line haiku.Furuike yakawazu tobikomumizu no oto
    February 9 10:19 PM
  • Pheromone Hell yeah! That's the most exciting sput-related news I've had in yonks. Here are some emoji's to celebrate!! ?????
    February 9 10:18 PM
  • Mythodea Oh hey, yes, it was fun, kind of like the old times, porc! It was an awesome rec, too! Btw, this whole conversation happened in the morning for me, where do you reside, my cool comrade?
    February 9 09:47 PM
  • normaloctagon bwahaha. this is perfect, just what the doctor ordered,, will report back
    February 9 06:57 PM
  • normaloctagon i guess ill just have to check the alb! every now and then i get a glimmer of inspiration to do a SW solo discog run but it just never happens. have had insurgentes on my itunes for years and still havent done a front to back. SW would be disappointed in me but then again isnt he already????? ; )
    February 9 06:40 PM
  • normaloctagon i mean honestly most of the track sounded like it could have been taken right off of the Stupid Dream album
    February 9 06:07 PM
  • normaloctagon so i was listening to Stars Die on a smoke break just now and "The Same Asylum As Before" from SWs newest album came on autoplay. i didnt mind it in fact i kind of liked it and now im scared to listen to the album because if my taste doesnt align with the sput hivemind lets face it im doomed
    February 9 06:06 PM
  • Pheromone Haha I love every psychedelic-supported music experience I have had but I do usually try n keep a distance between those. Goodnight sweet prince, I will keep the seat warm in your absence !
    February 9 09:54 AM
  • Pheromone YES YES YES YES YES (is it the Kino I have 4'd) I ADORE IT I ADORE YOU. Weed n me do not mix anymore, but I do miss that music-improving aspect. The closer (8th track) has had me pre close regardless. Beautiful album. Even sadder was that the singer died before it was released I believe.
    February 9 09:31 AM
  • Pheromone Sounds like exactly what I need right now. I need to get some new earphones in before I start with something that THICC. Yes Rallizes are ****ing insane - cannot believe they were around in the late 60s. Took Fleetwood Mac til 77 to release rumours. I don't really know what point I'm tryna make there but **** yeah m/ m/ get me that 20% BM slice of my pie chart
    February 8 09:35 PM
  • Pheromone YES! I really need to get around to Cult of Luna, idk why but I always just pinned them as a band I wouldn't like, with no blooming proof! Another one which has helped me lately is Les Rallizes Denudes - Heavier Than a Death in the Family. Maybe the heaviest album of all time from a tape of a 73' japanese live performance. If you keep an ear on the bass the rest'll transport ya.
    February 8 08:33 PM
  • Pheromone Ah the classic retire at the number boob trick, I should've seen it coming. I've been having a ton of naps lately, and have found a weird recipe where the noisier the better in terms of the kind of delightful zen. Oxbow was my napping recipe today, you should try it some time.
    February 8 08:05 PM
  • Pheromone oh man, as soon as he gets to 3000, he gets to 3003. is there any stopping this man?
    February 8 02:21 PM
  • Pheromone Haha that's such a smart idea. I've been procastinating that ol' essay for too long and I find myself randomly drifting onto discord with no conscious thought as to what im doing.
    February 7 11:31 PM
  • Pheromone Does my head in, especially coming from a legal perspective where sex crime 101 is basically how little real assault leads to conviction. But, exactly the same! your presence is hardcore one of the reasons I'm on sput all the time rn - funniest / nicest / best rec / best portmanteau-named user in the game !!
    February 7 10:49 PM
  • Pheromone For sure. ALSO, does my absolute nut in when people preach 'told you so' when someone is acquitted of a charge, like sex crimes aren't the absolute pinacle of criminal justice failings. ANYWAY anayway an y way happy 3k
    February 7 10:31 PM
  • Pheromone So ****ing depressing man, I hate how much Iggy's music means to me when he deadout has a lyric 'I slept with Sable when she was 13' ughiojHFKJSH;JA. We need more Darnielle's, Samsons', Berman's.
    February 7 10:12 PM
  • Pheromone god i hated that message please end me
    February 7 10:02 PM
  • Pheromone Hell yeah, I love feminist icons like that - the other one was that Sable, she slept with Iggy Pop, Rod Stewart, Alice Cooper, David Bowie, and Marc Bolan BEFORE she was 15. Empowering.
    February 7 10:01 PM
  • Pheromone also erm, glad you dug and i feel honoured that the 3k rec was me me
    February 7 09:16 PM
  • Pheromone the base 10 numerical system BEEN dumb like why cant we just eyeball everything. numbers this numbers that, will the bed fit will it not? how large is the garden? is she legally over the maximum age of legal grooming? it's like they're tryna number ****ing everything man,
    February 7 09:15 PM
  • Pheromone well your lack of polvo is concerning mathrock mathrock oh my you have 1 rating left until the big 3k, anything special planned mathrock mathrock
    February 7 07:31 PM
  • Pheromone I ****ing loved it haha - I was sort of continuously drifting off to sleep when listening (unrelated to the album, slightly hungover n in bed) which made it feel even more special. What a rec. I had something I wanted to put in your shoutbox earlier too but i ... oh yeah check Faraquet The View From This Tower good math rock band good math rock album
    February 7 06:59 PM
  • Pheromone post punk on salvia with power tools sounds like exactly! the sort of thing i want to be listening to **** yeah my hero. goodnight (early morning?), i will manifest you dreams of good times
    February 7 10:40 AM
  • Pheromone idk maybe so he doesn't expect it's you, you simply go for one band, and perhaps only one song by that bad, hm... i have it!!! sowingseason
    February 6 08:10 PM
  • Pheromone yeah do before you inevitablieyjty get banned
    February 6 08:01 PM
  • Pheromone I have a new blooming review for a blooming sput album and you know what it's blooming good
    February 6 07:57 PM
  • Pheromone Hello! Well, it is on Jurisprudence in some regard and I think I'll probably do it on Critical Legal Studies, however procastination has got the best of me and I have yet to do f all, but it'll get done. What was the essay you've just finished?
    February 3 06:30 PM
  • Pheromone Doing a lot better today so far - I have an essay to be starting on and it's on a particular interest of mine so it should be a good week or so. Thanks for checking in my dude. Have Electro-Shock Blues on right now also so life is g00d.
    February 3 12:51 PM
  • Pheromone Ay ****ing hell ive been meaning to check the three colors films for ages now, forgot they existed. Seems like a sign that. AND thanks luv, it should be fine, just a bit of the ol blues. How you coping recently? I should probably add you on something that isn't sput at one point - or does that ruin the beautiful old-forum illusion
    February 2 08:20 PM
  • Pheromone feel super s***ty rn my dude - out of all the films you rec'd what is the best to wallow?
    February 2 08:14 PM
  • Pheromone lmao amazing - reminds me of this, admittedly pretty British, stand up bit but the jist of the joke lives on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YE9Kthyaco . For context (the Joe Pasquale guy was pre famous here back in ze day)
    February 1 05:56 PM
  • Pheromone Hell yeah me too! 'Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read' - Marx
    February 1 05:44 PM
  • Pheromone I, a student of the law, think i can work some magic and grant you a bit of extra time. I wouldn't want you forcing a listen when you're not feeling super down-with-the-bourgeois (an understandable consequence of the monday-blues). Take your time with it. ALSO, will do a bit of research in a little and choose one of those thank u.
    February 1 05:25 PM
  • Pheromone well with risk of sounding rude, you are a stupid **** deserving of death if you haven't listened to 'steal this album' - from name, to content, it is BOOTS at his ab-so-lute best. also happy love month luv. ive decided to buy chocolate today - give me a film to complete my one-man date night.
    February 1 05:08 PM
  • Pheromone how ****ing good are the coup man
    February 1 02:59 PM
  • Dewinged I hope so too, cause these 3 hour sleep shifts are definitely not what I signed for lol
    February 1 06:36 AM
  • Dewinged Focused on o'summer vacation right now man, cause it's almost certain we are signing a record deal with Damnably (Otoboke Beaver record buddies hell yeh!), so I haven't got much time to work on my own stuff, specially with the baby requiring most of my free time.
    February 1 06:31 AM
  • Dewinged Nah just that one because of my yearly paranoia (going through 1971, 1981, 1991, etc). But they are great huh?
    February 1 06:01 AM
  • Pikazilla Cool, will check!
    January 31 08:31 AM
  • Pheromone tell you what porc my boy that kino album i rated earlier has been rocking my world
    January 29 09:07 PM
  • Pheromone Yo that pygmy lush looks sooper interesting trooper. I'm on a bit of a post punk binge today so will get to it when i return to a similar state of AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ~~
    January 29 05:09 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD have a nice Friday bro - https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=195126
    January 29 09:15 AM
  • Pheromone Spurs are losing - which obviously isn't that bad, but a combination of that plus having been without my anti-d's for like 2 days has me feeling bloooooming awful. Curse me and my laziness. Rec me something to wallow in my masochistic misery love
    January 28 08:58 PM
  • Pheromone Yay!! https://discord.gg/DCZmBxFt !!
    January 28 11:26 AM
  • Pheromone PORC - a) do you want a sput discord link and b) we are doing a little music party on there rn
    January 27 11:25 PM
  • Pheromone also daniel knox - won't you take me with you is like hand-made just for you
    January 27 07:07 PM
  • Pheromone how are you holding up bruh bruh ?
    January 27 07:03 PM
  • Pheromone and in the adverse, if you wish to soak in the sadness for a bit, you could do much worse than Dinu Lipatti's Bones on repeat for an hour or so. I'll pour meself a drink now for our fallen comrade x
    January 24 08:19 PM
  • Pheromone **** dude, I find it sometimes hurts more when it's the natural progression of things. 90 is a ****ing great age to get too, though I'd imagine my drinking / smoking lifestyle will have me realing in at the age. Big love to my hubby-to-be, hope some posi vibes come your way.
    January 24 08:17 PM
  • Pheromone Delgados
    January 24 02:59 PM
  • Pheromone Lmao porc why did I think you were talking film I am whoosh. Please please ignore that and instead check Hate by The Delgado
    January 24 02:59 PM

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