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User
Reviews 15
Approval 96%
Soundoffs 95
Album Ratings 4418
Objectivity 69%
Last Active 01-29-22 12:42 am
Joined 10-22-10
Review Comments 11,027
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 | Pheromone i really thought you would be my homie in hate - alas, oh alas
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 | ArsMoriendi Don?t forget your umbrella rec thing. Due tomorrow
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 | Jethro42 Reminding to voting on finals. Do you expect to vote early? Votes are mostly in.
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| Jethro42 Three folks remaining to vote on Elimination Rd. If you could vote today, it would be cool. Please do your possible.
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| Jethro42 Reminding to voting on Prog epic Rd 8. Last day.
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| Jethro42 No problem, porc. Yeah this match is over. Have fun listening to them both. It's a great listen. I will add you to the tally. Thanks to advertize me. Cheers!
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| Jethro42 Reminding to voting on Prog epic Rd 6. Today is the last day.
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 | xxm Nice comments on Johnny?s One Thing at at Time review.
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| Jethro42 Reminding to voting on Prog epic Rd 4. Tomorrow is the last day.
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| Jethro42 Reminding to voting on Prog epic Rd 3. Tomorrow is the last day.
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| Jethro42 Reminder to voting on Prog epic Rd 2. You have until tomorrow.
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| Jethro42 Reminder to voting for Prog epic rd 1. Tomorrow is the last day.
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 | Ryus https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=1037980 congrats
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 | JohnnyoftheWell PORC can I beg the privilege of GIFying your Cavemugavi in honour of your new and noble EVIL EMPIRE hmm
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| Pheromone how can u say your entire music taste is sexless and greasy when i see the mountain goats in ur recent reviews. nothing is more sexy than drug abuse issues through a broadway vocal styling
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| Pheromone song of the day be there be square be sexy
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| xxm Hello again, just want to say that I hope you?re well enough right now.
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| ArsMoriendi I am formally inviting you on the hype train: https://open.spotify.com/album/1nLI9dwepTxMRjvcUEREZ6?si=2Q2oVlq-T1CmWUZ_f1NLgg since you have noise rock on your chart
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| Pheromone when the bloody hell are you coming europe
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 | Pangea Oops link got ****ed https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=202289
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| Pangea hi porc, send nick cave songs here: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?mode=1
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| Pangea Friendly reminder that i still need your secret santa rec! only a few days left
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| Pangea Hi Porc, do you have a song for sotd? the theme is nature https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=200646
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 | tectactoe https://infinitylandct.bandcamp.com/album/honest-comedy
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| Pangea Porc, you have a song for this month's sotd? the theme is comeback songs. https://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=200084
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 | dedex hey sweetie pls I need a LIVE TUNE from ya for the SOTD thread - xoxo have a nice day
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 | JesperL ayy, great minds!! while we're on the topic, you might enjoy the new death parade album
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| Jethro42 Hi porc, it's still time to vote for M4.
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 | Sinternet hell yeah man glad you dug, skramz gang 4 life
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 | fogza Thanks porc, that was an excellent congrats! I'm sure my writing will automatically be 10% better now that I have a title, it is like my car which has stripes and outperforms all other unstriped versions of it
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 | SharkTooth Reminder to vote on M3 of the prog tourney
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 | Kompys2000 Oh yeah baby I'm in the pocket of Big Sput now, 2022 gonna be my sellout arc
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 | FuzzyThoughts Hey do you have any recs for albums similar to The Comet is Coming's *Trust in the Lifeforce of the Deep Mystery*? Saw you 5'd it. It's a favorite of mine as well; I seriously love the lead woodwind throughout. Sunwatchers' *Oh Yeah?* has prominent sax, but I still want more.
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| Jethro42 Hi porc, this is a reminder, only one day left for voting. Saturday... Go, let's go!
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 | Trifolium porc I love you you handled that Drudkh thread brilliantly. Lots of hearts, me.
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| Ryus how bout that buckshot mixtape eh? you should check out some sematary if you havent : ]
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 | normaloctagon haha i feel that done many a sleep like that but yeah wow what a stunning and apt way to describe those vibes! i love it!
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| normaloctagon oh what did u end up thinking of el camino real btw? i promise i wont block you for a bad take
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| normaloctagon Those question marks are literally all supposed to be ellipses
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| normaloctagon Ah yes. The accident. So long ago but it feels like only yesterday??????????.
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| normaloctagon Appreciate that brother : ) and yes it is a pretty major drawback isnt it lmao. Once i have ascended the corporate ladder and am making eight figures i will buy us a plot of land in .insert country here. where we can jam the jams and grow old 2gether
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| normaloctagon Wow interesting i have the complete opposite experience haha but to be fair I?ve been to way more metal shows than hardcore shows. Never heard of holy fawn but scrubbed through a couple tracks sounds like shoegazey post metal type yum yums hope the show is great. Live music and metal where i am is solid, it?s no NYC but it satisfies for sure. Actually been considering a chi town move n groove which is part of why i ask. But would be down the line if at all
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| normaloctagon do u get out to see much metal in chi town my boy, school and covid stuff aside
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| Pheromone i tried to beat you at the final word, i misjudged my timing
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| Pheromone wow look at me taking charge of your shoutbox
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| Pheromone hahahaha right?! i compiled the list and who the **** are some of those guys
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 | Slex Ah okay yeah I bailed on a year end list too and that was pretty much the last straw for my time as Contrib so uhh I feel ya haha, you'll slot back in just fine with with rest of us common animals
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| Slex They didja wrong bud, thought you were one of the best contribs!
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| Pheromone lol look at that pathetic 96% approval rate sit down pauper
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| Pheromone god daMN! i had you on the next-to-be-promoted-to-staff pool
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| Pheromone you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese
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 | DrGonzo1937 Hi mate. Have you had chance to do that blurb
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| DrGonzo1937 Write as much as you want and then send it over to Facebook sputpage messenger and I?ll take it from there. Cheers!
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 | Egarran I know you get this all the time, but there's not enough porc in my life
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 | Bedex rev her rev her rev her o mighty contrib
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| Bedex u rated Sofia Campos ily
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| Pheromone Porc I wish to travel the world with you perhaps in a circus, cc me your response
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 | parksungjoon https://old.reddit.com/r/changemyview/comments/pou7jz/cmv_the_lord_of_the_rings_bookmovies_is_the/
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| JohnnyoftheWell sorry i failed and i do not know!!! have not read, but am now piqued and curious
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 | Dewinged You know I'm pretty sure that when selecting the albums for my 2011 run, I stumbled upon Living With The Ancients but since I have the stupid (but otherwise helpful) rule of limiting to 8 albums per month of release, I believe I let it out in favor of Subrosa and True Widow.
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| JohnnyoftheWell i have no idea and am so far behind on lit in general that i half wanna go full woolf (gurgle) BUT i remembered the blurb randomly today and now have a craving hmm
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 | DDDeftoneDDD queztal was kinda right. check Sugar Horse. Hug
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| JohnnyoftheWell oh lol (not funny) what a turn of events; did you manage to scratch that ****er? all is well and i think we are over the Halfway or maybe Two Thirds mark so rest in assurance and well !!
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| JohnnyoftheWell ok, minus the missing part of that one troublesome analysis sentence, these two paras are my official FIRST DRAFT https://docs.google.com/document/d/1q-PnBUyb3-kl6A0Fgp9qslqmFYvICuzNJENGkq6AJoQ/edit?usp=sharing
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| JohnnyoftheWell woa that is excellent i like it. will make haste, we are seeing progress !!
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| JohnnyoftheWell ok ok demons let them fly! may or may not have just strawmanned the vanilla reviewer as "you pandering bint" we are going places
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| JohnnyoftheWell okay yikes i'm trying to make progress but am still talking about splits
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| JohnnyoftheWell what is a split lmfao, i've gone from formalism to formatism and i think the parameters of the medium are crumbling under my paws as i type. rev is getting fun
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| JohnnyoftheWell yes i am dehydrated and clingy sorry i am back home have discord forgot my laptop pin and then remembered it brb
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| JohnnyoftheWell wanna write a collab review for dis here split while the feature window is still open, and for an added twist we don't do one song each; you do some flower pow pow intros and outros and i'll doze in for some token analysisbreakdown of the music it will be perfect
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| Slex Are u friggin kiddin me with that fawn limbs rating boyo
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| Pheromone are me and you the most active contribs in history?
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| Jethro42 Oh I see. Hope you'll find solutions to your problems. And thanks for asking, JethroLand is all right. Take care, and hope to see you soon!
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| Jethro42 Hello porc, do you still play the Friday's tourney? It's time to vote.
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| normaloctagon Hi this is the lead singer of the faceless just writing to tell you that you have been canceled for your inappropriate thread comment
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| JohnnyoftheWell okay i have LISTENED and have nothing to add to your assessment pahaha what a perfect assessment
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 | someone dude Major Parkinson is awesome. it's like Leonard Cohen who got obsessed with King Crimson
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| normaloctagon loved it man. u got me in a witch house mood and the weather just got perfectly stormy and windy outside weeeeeee
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| normaloctagon mmmm yes time is a fickle mistress eh. glad things are moving along and yes things are as dandy as they canbe here. i sure havent jammed that record or even heard of it but best believe im going to soon!
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| normaloctagon lmao, plotting porc but yes beam me up scotty!!! and i like that description of the album very much, apt sir, apt, release seems to be doing the rounds pretty decently as well which i'm happy about. such a cool collab. i trust all's chugging along out there in porcy land with the books and learnings and things?
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| normaloctagon tom as in myspace tom? nice 4 on that new floating points/pharoah/lso
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| JohnnyoftheWell Oh yikes haha dw, i'll hopefully have crushed it within an hr - gotta deburden!! happy slep to you, noble being
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| JohnnyoftheWell oh yikes this sounds hawt. i shall peep it!! just need to put this to rest, ugh. here is a link on the offchance you are in possession of free time and motivation (there is currently no conclusion, which i accept is an i s s u e but still) https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bkUJQHIenspgsFeP9P-56Q7y8HTt6yDgrPwVl4aHh8s/edit?usp=sharing
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| JohnnyoftheWell Destroyed, along with all my punctuation - and no! what is this?
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| JohnnyoftheWell Heh okay you filthy enabler, Trophy Scars' legacy will live on. how about "orchestro-punk"?
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| JohnnyoftheWell is "hagiofication" an acceptable word to use in the 3rd clause of the first sentence of a review
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 | Gnocchi You just miss me in the forums don?t you.
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| Gnocchi Hey dude and thanks. It?s really nice, that extra .1 appeals to me so much
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| Pheromone why was phero afraid of porc because check my recent opeth ranking list
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| Pheromone Jesus, you're like my staying-relevant guardian angel. I would never have jammed protomartyr or xiu xiu if not for you, but here you are keeping me firmly within the current era of music fandom. Ever heard of Frank Zappa?
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| Pheromone I suppose the Hemmingway quote "And you?ll always love me, won?t you?? ?Yes.? was about us, but you didn't hear that from me. I will be hitting you up on discord dear porc-y soon with the juicy gossip. I've been worked out (and not in a good, healthy, muscle way) recently, just piles of work n procastination, I'm sure you can relate.
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| Pheromone back on the online sphere baby, give me all those rec's, give me all those hugs and recs -
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 | Deez sounds good! A smooth round out from a chaotic double!
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| Deez Hey brother, So we get 3?? Thought it was dos only?? Hmm Ill go with the accessible but rad as fk 'Charles Mingus - Mingus Ah Um' I love that album if thats already picked (dosnt look like) Maybe Kamasi washington - the epic x
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 | nol no worries man, yeah s*** is frutrating as all hell. This topic sets me off in particular, because my sister is from Beijing. Just hits close to home. And the level of disrespect in that thread was frankly shocking. I don't care if you aren't straight up beating an asian with a baseball bat, disrespect on the basis of race, especially when we all know it's just spoonfed bulls*** they gleaned from Trump's ugly ugly rhetoric, is not something I will ever tolerate.You did a lot of good, imo
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 | heck right on, enjoy it dude!
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| heck oh s***, you're ahead of me on all of those lmao. give me some time and I'll come up with a few deeper recs for you
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| heck sure thing! Bolt Thrower - Those Once Loyal, Immolation - Close to a World Below, and Incantation - Onward to Golgotha are my favorite dm albums. forewarning though, the vocalist on that last one is unfortunately a piece of s***
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| heck hey thanks man, I appreciate it. you did great in that thread, hell of a lot more patience and effort than I could've mustered with those guys. I mostly just started taking the piss out of them because after a certain point I feel like there's no point in trying to convince some people so you might as well have fun with it lol
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| DDDeftoneDDD so far, no album hit me as the debut from early Krallice.
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| DDDeftoneDDD Hehe I was lurking other s rates and make no fkin sense. Eheh very hit or miss so it seems. I dig the most debut and Diotima so far (and sure this last one on top). Also did not get Dimensional. For me the band is always in the verge on bloating, and when they hit, they hit good. These reasons and a certain biased hate around here keep them from ever reaching a 4 avg f.e. still need to complete the discogrun and the others a I don t do in a while. XD big hug
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| DDDeftoneDDD The best luck! And...its such a ****in weeeeird listen eheh not even with their previous one I would see this coming. I'm trying to catch up their back catalog, at least on LPs, but I suddenly get stuck on this uuugh
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| Pheromone I'm sure you must hear this all the time but you are one of the greatest hype men maybe ever, making everyone feel so good n s***. Genuinely, you're such a gem. I'll ofc let you know how it goes (undoubtedly worse than our inevitable first date eh eh). Also lol if someone gave me literally just one guess as to which anime director you're well versed in I would have 1000% gone for Kon. Such a porc choice.
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| Pheromone (I'm convinced that might be the longest shoutbox in the history of this site - second verse, same as the first.) I'm in the process of watching Your Name for the third time. I don't know what it is about those kinda cheesy but lovely anime films that gets my heart going all romantic and gleeful. Have you seen porc amor?
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| Pheromone Yes! I'm sort of optimistic that you'll love Black Eyes (or ELSE) - post punk skramz with 2 bass, 2 vox, 2 drummers, feminist heavy lyrics and also i love it (which i know is what you always look for in an alb). I am, er, okay. I had a tough time over the past few days BUT I am very chipper today and have this gal coming to stay at mine over the next few days, so optimistic that things are looking up in this lockdown world. You damn essay king, I bet you wrote 4 contrib reviews in that time too.
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| Pheromone Porc I've gone off the deep end my friend. Two fives in one day and im afraid I can't stop. How was your essay?
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 | rellik009 Nooo! I will repent by praying to the jazz gods every hour, living only by the brass UwU
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| rellik009 Holy moly I almost forgot! Cheers porc you saved me there :]]
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| Pheromone hahah I will happily bully off the site, I LIVE FOR THIS POWER
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| Pheromone OK so will read the review tomorrow morning WITH a coffee. I listened to Protmartyr's Relatives just then and loved it a lot more than I expected, it's a cracking blend of that oldschool punk w post punk which most of the current post punk wave fail muchly. Also, something about your man's vocal inflections reminds me of the drones. Super good though and I'm not sure I would've ever got round for it if not for your glowing ear.
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| Pheromone "It is in poor taste and I poke fun at people for dying young" - oh come on porc now that's not fair, you know that'll make me wanna read it right this second. I'm slight-ly busy until later tonight and then will read with a cof-- beer and I am excited.
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| Pheromone Sorry, I've decided to stop reading shoutboxes. Too much wasted time. If you want to get ahold of me, swing Jom a message and he might be able to fit you in sometime in April.
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| Pheromone I have to restrict parading the love left right and centre (people are jealous creatures) but you are fr maybe the funniest human in esistence. utilise this writing skill you have and manifest your DREAMS. okay i think i might nap or watch yi yi. im feeeeelling gooood
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| Pheromone You raise a super interesting question, I feel like in recent years I must have definitely listened to them but the evidence against me is startling. I will gosh darn jam. After I go back to sleep now goodnight ily
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| Pheromone Porccore is certified best core and that's a fact - I've been trying to get my around this new Notwist album for the rev (but lol you were so right this out of my literary comfort zone) but will listen soon. I'm either in a really lucky streak with music discovery OR I've become more lenient with my ratings lately. Let's go with the former, I would never ease up these harsh critic fingers. Will listen soon boo.
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 | SteakByrnes Lmao woah that was a rollercoaster of album covers, have you checked them out to see if they're good or not? Also congrats on the contrib status!!!!!!!!!
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 | Koris lol yeah man, gotta make sure that contrib vending machine is stocked at all times ;D
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| Pheromone come see arab strap with me and anat it's only a quick plane over the ocean
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| Pheromone woo the rec even came up in my dream last night so you know it's fate. also, if you need any proof reading discord me i will be waiting 24/7
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| Pheromone haha porc exactly the same, it's quite far away from the comfort zone but oh man let's paint this reviewing town red
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 | DavidYowi Dude congrats on being a contributor! Can't wait to read your Official Sputnik ReviewsTM
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| Pheromone god damn you're just the best aren't you! thank you muchly, get ready to be my proof read king. ALSO, check Marvin Pontiac - "The Legendary..." it is GREAT and, without giving away the punchline, I think it's right up your alley.
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 | MiloRuggles Ayy no congrats to you my g, your star is rising faster than mine ever has! Your presence is always entertaining as well as your stunning reviews xx
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| Kompys2000 Big congrats on contrib!! Were gonna run this freakin town soon just you wait and see
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 | hal1ax and oh sh1t i just realized you got contrib!! congrats man, you deserve
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| hal1ax aww thx my dude, and likewise! i think our incongruous taste usually leads us to different album threads but ill be seein you in some list threads fasho
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| Gnocchi NIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCEEEEE mr Contrib
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 | OmairSh Thanks my dude! It feels weird seeing "Contributor" on my profile now after 9 years of being a user haha. I shall use this new power "responsibly". Looks like you're also part of the establishment now! Didn't know you also applied, congrats duuuuude! Time for us to raise hell on here :-D
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 | manosg Congrats porcupine, well-deserved!
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| Pheromone gonna neg all your revi-- oh wait!!
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| Pheromone WOO Porc n Phero world domination is ON the cards. Seriously congrats my beauty, I love that you're now encouraged to write more classics.
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 | LeddSledd very deserved promo bro, many 'grats your way
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 | OSEL congrats on contrib m8
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 | evilford Contrib!!! Congrats brooooooooo
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| Pheromone YAYYYYY, I will hide the discord link through hidden code dispersed in the comment sections of all of your 5'd albums.
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| JohnnyoftheWell https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Q3bgSEQRsLo8sOwnI0oj2ptBxqFS8eop?usp=sharing
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 | osmark86 where is that jazz sheets you brought up for these jazz recommendations? I have 3 albums of jazz I usually jam that I think are excellent. it's not pure jazz in the traditional sense, but I'm guessing that doesn't really matter?
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| normaloctagon hang on, this Pink album is an hour and a half long?! are u fkn kitten me???
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| JohnnyoftheWell paha you can spill over my shoutbox any day! guess that crossover was meant to be; vibing that progression (nice summary - it's almost mellow, but something's *off* and weirdly tense) and song a lot!! the whole album is p tasty tbh, very throw-on-able so far. not sure whether to check another by them or just keep spinning this for a bit, hmm
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| JohnnyoftheWell v much digging Proving Grounds; that opening melody scratches a p specific itch i can't describe well. reminds me a bit of this, although a different kettle of fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMJ3halNljw
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| parksungjoon static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-best-anime-in-the-world
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| JohnnyoftheWell Lmao peak Low hours!! Onward and onward ig // love you, what is a Roselit ov Bone?
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| JohnnyoftheWell bambara thingwords: sputnikmusic.com/blog/2021/02/22/digbox-1/
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| Pheromone the intention of this exercise is for you to choose the blueprint of one of the three, make it up in your head, and then give me the credit for the sum which you have constructed
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| Pheromone lol in my just woken-up and in-lecture capability my pun game cannot match yours, though i present you the choice of three / 'no, i refuse to budg' (in regards to the user of who's foot i plan on acquiriing) / something about social distancing and keeping the feet away from me / an abstract comment on toe trucks which leaves you yourself unsure what it means but you're certain it must mean something (but it wouldn't)
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| Pheromone Quick detective work has shown me it is in fact Silver Ladders. Your skills in memory never fail to impress me. I haven't heard (and my 2020 listening was dog s***e consistently) and YES! Worst bit is soon to come when that scamble for tomorrow is over then you can return to the world of not knowing wtf to do with your day.
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| Pheromone bro I have the biggest headache - do you have any luscious dream ambient to wash over me and carry me to clean head shores
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| Pheromone how the bloody hell is your work going?
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| Pheromone hell yeah, that scottish scene back in ze day was genuinely superb; long fin, mogwai, the strap, the big belle and sebastian, more that i am too brain-broken overhung (hm) to recognise. SUPER i want to get tickets for them in London but putting faith into the world opening up again bleh
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| Gnocchi Yeah for sure. I mean, ill probably be close to 400 reviews by the end of this year - that's impressive anywhere right? I've improved in spades, especially considering the stuff I wrote when I first came to the site - I'd like the position (I'm keen) but I don't mind being a "Gandalf" to the new faces of the contrib camp when they come.
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| Gnocchi Yeah. 3rd attempt actually. I've always had a bit of an issue with the finer points of writing, plus I've gone up against some super strong competition. No hard feelings though - there's some seriously great writers here and contrib is an actual blast. Every review I do that "little" bit better and if it takes me longer, the journey is still worth it *insert cliche grimace here*
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