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  • MusicIsMyFavorite Hey, I saw your soundoff and I wanted to tell you that I reviewed American Don. Lemme know what you think
    May 19 04:36 PM
  • KILL dirty ****
    October 18 03:46 PM
  • Plutonio my side is made using musescore notation software and microsoft sound recorder. ask mappy bout his.
    September 24 05:08 PM
  • Plutonio This is bitchfork's alt (b4k was banned till sunday). If you want the deets bout my split with mappy, check out b4k's latest list. mediafire CORRECT TRACKLISTING, album page on sputnik, and lyrics are all provided for yewww c:
    September 23 09:37 PM
  • Bitchfork You missed my split with witchrapist and all about how everyone JUST found out he's a dude and not a transgender. Check the spit out brah. Also what's up?
    September 22 03:36 PM
  • Bitchfork where were you man?
    September 12 02:30 PM
  • SwagChef hey wher u ben
    July 29 02:39 AM
  • hey you gay **** whore
    June 24 02:37 AM
  • Bitchfork u r so gayyy cuz youuu are EMO kidd dai okay kthanxbai
    June 10 01:03 AM
  • sniper Dude where you aaaaaaaatttt?
    June 9 03:30 PM
  • Bulldog y halloo
    May 27 03:43 AM
  • Bitchfork Is there even such a thing?
    May 26 11:56 PM
  • Bitchfork Only if a Hellenic black metal band can play for our session of Holy matrimony.
    May 24 08:30 PM
  • Bitchfork we do squiddy, we do.
    May 23 02:23 PM
  • Bitchfork That's like saying Saetia is better than Off Minor. No matter which way you look at it, you're not right.
    May 21 11:33 PM
  • Bitchfork yeah if i ever hear runaway again i'mma kill it.
    May 19 09:32 PM
  • Bitchfork Daughters might get raised by .5. Idk, it's really boring and repetitive.
    May 19 05:29 PM
  • dansxdead That's ridiculous. So now seeing them is watching any indie band. That's not fun, I love their hardcore style. They knew how to do it.
    May 19 03:20 PM
  • dansxdead Dude, that sucks. Even when they play stuff off The Tide they won't scream? That would make me angry if I saw them live.
    May 18 10:40 PM
  • Bitchfork no sa suck long hard ones... oh wait.... the phalluses they taste are rather misshapen, like hourglasses.
    May 18 09:31 PM
  • dansxdead Are you serious? Why?
    May 18 09:10 PM
  • dansxdead I just wish they would have kept a little bit of the hardcore sound they once had, but the new direction will probably be bigger and better.
    May 18 03:26 PM
  • Bitchfork er no you're silly
    May 17 10:40 PM
  • dansxdead New Oceana is so good.
    May 17 06:39 PM
    May 17 05:37 PM
  • Bitchfork you gave a say aything record a 5 so sh. c:
    May 17 04:20 PM
  • Bitchfork yes sir
    May 17 04:03 PM
  • Bitchfork That's your actual name? Oh and don't worry about Masochists, us LGBTs are fine as is.
    May 17 11:07 AM
  • Bitchfork I just understood the penis reference in your name. I feel stupid.
    May 16 04:13 PM
  • DirEnRefused Hey, I just reviewed Red in Tooth and Claw. I'd love to hear your opinions, considering we both gave it a 4.5.
    May 16 01:34 PM
  • SigurFloyd homo
    May 14 01:23 PM
  • Masochist Thought I'd point out personally that I wasn't trying to hate on homosexuality specifically, I was just using it as an example. Yes, the Bible does call homosexuality a sin. Can't deny that...it's there. And I realize where the offense might come in, calling something you can't change a sin, but I just wanted to make sure you knew that I didn't mean to use it specifically to cause controversy, or to use it as a subtext for some hidden discriminatory feelings.
    May 12 11:35 PM
  • LG Really? I prefered We Will All Evolve to the debut. Anyway New Oceana is perty freakin great, despite bein hated on by all hardcore fans.
    May 6 07:56 PM
  • Carnifex If they continued with the sound on Birth.Eater it would've been fine with me, I wasn't a huge fan of that album even but I would've preferred it over this.
    May 6 06:46 PM
  • Ghostechoes "... they're not good conversation starters, considering ashes don't talk." What the hell is wrong with you?
    April 23 06:59 PM
  • Parallels i remember it squid.... ; ( they used to care when i was depressed. now they just laugh
    April 22 04:33 PM
  • ART36 There is hope:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8sUIzNLqDE
    April 19 03:13 PM
  • OriginalityAdvocate Nice arguments! love it
    April 9 05:02 PM
  • witchxrapist c:
    April 8 11:18 AM
  • KritikalMotion Oh and listen to Dioramic's album if you haven't already.
    April 8 02:44 AM
  • KritikalMotion Haha cool. Nothing else is worth getting. After that they started doing weird instrumental stuff and then broke up. I only found them through The Fall of Troy forums way back and i instantly loved them.
    April 7 02:26 PM
  • KritikalMotion shiettt you've actually heard needless to say?
    April 7 10:18 AM
  • TheWayfarerElectric enough fives there flapjack?
    April 3 11:28 PM
  • IanDavila wow, i thought i have too many albums rate at 5! great taste
    April 2 09:22 PM
  • Rationalist what plutonio said
    April 2 01:45 AM
  • OriginalityAdvocate niceee. contact me in a private message if you want to coagulate a plan to rile up even more s***.
    April 1 09:08 PM
  • OriginalityAdvocate yeahh its definitely a past time of mine, sadly. wtf. why do shoutboxes be shortenin my shouts
    April 1 01:25 PM
  • Plutonio I bought mine from iTunes, so now, I don't have a physical copy. But this might work... http://www.filestube.com/t/the mighty contract if not, google thy mighty contract self-titled download and there are some links, none of which my old ass computer can visit in a timely manner.
    March 31 10:09 PM
  • Xenophanes I thought so, I've seen a few episodes. It's pretty funny.
    March 31 08:59 PM
  • OriginalityAdvocate Hell no it don't take up all my time! I can always put some time aside to rile some idiots up. Not referring to you, but people that hear one crappy offspring of what was already a good kind of music
    March 31 08:47 PM
  • Plutonio Hey Flapjack, nice to see someone besides me who rated Believes In Patterns a five.
    March 30 09:05 PM
  • Xenophanes Where is your pic from, might I ask?
    March 30 07:20 PM
  • Ghostechoes "I can shut up, but won't stop me at chuckling at a few good rapes." PirateSquid igniting controversy. How shocking!
    March 29 02:09 PM
  • Kronzo What's up #1 musical neighbour
    March 28 08:15 PM
  • BrahTheSunGod Haha my thoughts exactly.
    March 24 03:23 PM
  • SeaAnemone haha yes, mainly this one ://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=42519
    March 24 03:03 PM
  • SeaAnemone you and your sexuality (or wondering of) have been referred to on a surprising amount of lists today, haha... just thought I'd fill you in
    March 24 01:18 PM
  • BrahTheSunGod Yooooo.Thanks for being intelligent on teh internets. I kinda feel like i'm beating my head on an intellectual wall half the time
    March 24 03:16 AM
  • OriginalityAdvocate Hahahah thanks for the correction comment brotha, i should've said that they ACT pretentious
    March 21 09:07 PM
  • Bulldog I'm musically retarded. I can't play any instruments.
    March 18 05:15 PM
  • Bulldog Well, Gorillaz is one of my favorite bands. So :pAnd you play an instrument? Nice. Which instrument? I play the kazoo.
    March 17 02:32 PM
  • Bulldog Well, I'm planning to head out to the local Irish pub tomorrow with a friend, and another one will tag along afterwards.
    March 16 07:53 PM
  • Bulldog Nothing much, just enjoying spring break. Wbu?
    March 16 07:09 PM
  • Bulldog YEUH DOG
    March 16 03:57 PM
  • Bulldog i got yo back dog
    March 16 03:39 AM
  • Bulldog NOOOO :'(
    March 13 12:55 PM
    March 12 09:21 PM
  • Bulldog o hai. so i herd u liekd jesus.
    March 12 07:44 PM
  • witchxrapist i jus pwn u
    March 12 07:28 PM
  • witchxrapist nigga yew wackanese~*~*~*~*
    March 12 06:58 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 my budget doesn't stretch that far but thanks anyway
    March 12 06:58 PM
  • LeotardMessiah2 what's a good birthday gift for a gay man? i was thinking about a penis shaped cake
    March 12 06:26 PM
  • OhAliceMonster i dont believe in science and evolution so what does that say? :|
    March 12 06:02 PM
  • OhAliceMonster Lol thought some more after that last comment. just wanted to call you a gaylord.
    March 12 05:33 PM
  • OhAliceMonster HA! JESUS! you believe in that bull crap? There is no such thing as jesus and god and all of that other nonsense,, its simply ridiculous. Gay people dont choose to be anything,, they are just themselves. Straight ignorant jesus lovers are so incredibly stupid with their head up their you know whats and whatnot.
    March 12 11:44 AM
  • witchxrapist nigga prease :3
    March 11 04:38 PM
  • OhAliceMonster I thought you were gay? wtf.
    March 11 11:41 AM
  • witchxrapist buuuuuut blood brothers suck :c
    March 11 03:57 AM
  • OhAliceMonster Gays dont wake up and choose to be gay. they are born like that,, just as straight people dont wake up and decide that they are straight;; its people like you that create hate in the world
    March 9 05:48 PM
  • OhAliceMonster Pfft. Gay rights
    March 9 11:57 AM
  • Idnuf Every time I see you in comments you're a complete asshole, I love it. You are quite simply, the man.
    March 8 08:16 PM
  • witchxrapist s*** how did you do that? you're so smart omg
    March 8 12:44 PM
  • DeleriumTrigger Wow you're really aren't that intelligent are you.. I thought this would be good but it turns out you're just an idiot. My bad bro I'll leave you alone.
    March 8 11:12 AM
  • DeleriumTrigger "Fags shouldn't be equal." You know there's a special place in hell for disgusting pigs like you. Love is blind but I doubt you've ever felt that because you're just a sad lonely piece of s***.
    March 8 07:42 AM
  • witchxrapist oh ok, i dont think new btbam is boring?
    March 7 06:17 PM
  • witchxrapist new btbam is boring, blood brothers are just ewattack attack! is a joke nig n_n
    March 5 10:08 PM
  • DeleriumTrigger Ehh you're boring. later sk8er.
    March 5 09:25 PM
  • DeleriumTrigger You know what'd be really funny? If I legitimately negged the s*** out of your gay review. Besides you're just mad because I'm prettier than you.
    March 5 09:13 PM
  • DeleriumTrigger :p
    March 5 09:24 AM
  • Bulldog Well, that and country. I mean, you can't spell CRAP without RAP. You know it was originally called "crap" but they took the C off because it made some people made? All they do is talk over beats and talk about sex, drugs, violence, and money. It's so terrible, I mean, even the BEST rappers like Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne are terrible.
    March 3 02:54 PM
  • Bulldog Totally. But post rock is epic as well.
    March 2 06:00 PM
  • Bulldog Neither can I, d00d.
    March 1 11:31 PM
  • DeleriumTrigger wrong person my bad
    March 1 07:28 PM
  • Iluvatar they were the biggest douches live ever
    March 1 07:18 PM
  • Iluvatar jaguar love and andrew jackson are awful. i like snacks i just gave it a 1 because i hate the band themselves
    February 28 12:21 PM
  • TheEnforcer How are you tonight ;) Don't feel intimidated by me either, you get nice and comfy in my shoutbox but I leave the heater on so you might want to wear some loose basketball shorts yeah :)
    February 27 04:43 AM
  • JulesWin no, this is the best pie chart ever: ://www.sputnikmusic.com/profile.php?memberid=430154
    February 27 12:56 AM
  • PirateSquid Who's **** profile am I commenting on?
    February 25 03:59 PM
  • widowslaugh123 uhhhh why arent we best friends?? you have extremely great taste in music.
    February 14 03:18 PM
  • i am invisible
    February 9 10:52 AM
  • cirq no worries! your link is up!
    February 1 11:47 AM
  • cirq yeah man, but i need your blog url haha
    January 31 07:05 PM
  • cirq whats your blog? i'll post a link on mine
    January 28 07:28 PM
  • Comatorium. definitely my favorite shirt along with this one ://emptees.com/tees/126381-bmth-smellz-like-green-spirit
    January 27 01:46 PM
  • PinkBlackberry I'm lovin' the new Greeley Estates CD even though it's about as original as white bread
    January 27 01:54 AM
  • Comatorium. ://www.imperial-clothing.com/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/2/image/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/l/g/lg_iwabo_gay_white_11.pngwearing that shirt as i type this.
    January 27 12:49 AM
  • codyskidmore disregard the last.fm shout, i also suck cocks. do you really like brokencyde that much, or did you give it a 5 for the lulz?
    January 26 10:34 PM
  • identitycrisis duuuuude thaank u. propagandhi was an amazing rec. i've heard of them before but never listened to them. love "night letters"
    January 26 09:12 PM
  • codyskidmore disregard that last shout, you suck cocks. really... you do. lol
    January 26 06:52 PM
  • codyskidmore lol you described the new greeley album as 'br00tal.' major scene kid alert.
    January 26 06:51 PM
  • Comatorium. you annoy the piss out of me but if youre actually gay i have a s***load of respect for you, announcing it on a website like this
    January 23 08:48 PM
  • colbyfjames Ha. Quite serious I don't think we're at the point where people would be impersonating us, yet. We're playing at the Mohawk on February 4th. Come out and say hey. I'll be...you know...the bassist.
    January 23 07:22 PM
  • Comatorium. thanks for the troll neg
    January 15 05:00 AM
  • Rationalist I wrote a review for Offering A Sacrifice... a little while ago, for more info, check that out. And if you're into the whole downloading illegally thing, it's around everywhere. Noisenotmusic has a good mediafire d'load I believe.
    January 10 03:28 AM
  • Rationalist Since you like Off Minor, listen to Killie. Not Long Fin Killie, just Killie. I say that Want To Escape Form The Underground, Can't Escape From The Underground, and Offering A Sacrifice That Presents And Indicates A Mournful Resentment Of Today are their best albums, but they are out of print. So I'd suggest the live copy of Resentment. There will also be two new albums by them coming out soon, so yeah... check em out.
    January 9 09:47 PM
  • SeaAnemone Hey I checked out that band, Barkus, Sly and the Golden Egg you mentioned somewhere... good stuff.
    December 21 10:00 AM

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