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  • Essence
    April 22 12:44 PM
  • zelenichajnik On the Solbrud thread, you rec'd Koldovstvo and Alkerdeel for 2021 bm
    March 28 07:35 PM
  • zelenichajnik This Alkerdeel album is absolutely ****ing exceptional. Thank you so much for the rec.
    March 28 07:07 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Well today was a saturday, and I was drunk, so I shouted ahah
    March 27 07:15 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD In what way is Mefitis ****in standard? You shoot me the bands that sound like them? honestly this site lol but we love it! give a shot a their latest. Everyone is just waiting for them to go label to get proper praise XD
    March 27 12:12 PM
  • It?s like a 19 minute atmospheric noise/ambient track that doesn?t offer much. The rest of the album is great, though. I wanted to listen to that last track in full again but it?s weirdly taken off the promo stream :/
    March 6 11:36 PM
  • hal1ax noice
    February 26 02:11 AM
  • hal1ax
    February 25 11:54 PM
  • hal1ax a good poop tho...
    February 25 04:17 AM
  • hal1ax i kno right
    February 25 04:14 AM
  • hal1ax
    February 25 03:45 AM
  • parksungjoon haha fair enough, no worries
    February 23 02:12 AM
  • parksungjoon u still need this?
    February 22 06:01 PM
  • Gameofmetal I got nothin but love for the commies. It?s the tankies that are trash.
    December 11 02:03 AM
  • Gameofmetal Yeah he?s the homie. You not into Baneblade?
    December 10 12:39 PM
  • Gameofmetal But now that I put out my war metal EP I can get back to finishing up this Dark Watcher one, hopefully very soon.
    December 9 01:16 PM
  • Gameofmetal Im feeling a little conspiratorial about this whole trend of cowboy black metal that just magically sprung up after I started doing stuff
    December 9 01:15 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hey man, i know we are in a pandemic and money is tight for everyone but I put together a gofundme for minushuman. I dont know if you saw his list but he suffered a pretty brutal loss this weekend and I thought maybe we could all chip in a few bucks and help him out with groceries or rent or whatever this month while he works through this tough time. If you can donate a few bucks and share this with some other users to help spread the word that would be awesome:
    November 10 06:41 AM
  • Gameofmetal I wrote a few songs on this record and you may enjoy them or you may roast it, idk im prepared for the coinflip
    October 11 07:30 PM
  • Essence one last fash factoid - der weg einer freiheit are outspokenly antifasc :')
    September 27 07:54 PM
  • budgie why do u 3.5 eveyrthing
    September 26 07:54 AM
  • budgie wowwwwwwwwwwwww im sorry ok im sorry.
    September 26 02:17 AM
  • budgie jam the first gia margaret lp
    September 26 01:56 AM
  • Essence yeah uh seems like akhlys guy might definitely be super nazi too
    September 24 11:14 PM
  • Essence proudly self identifies as NSBM
    September 18 02:21 AM
  • Essence oh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yup sure is
    September 18 02:21 AM
  • Essence oOOoooff really?
    September 18 01:52 AM
  • Essence okay move over Ixachitlan, Ifernach is here
    September 17 02:38 PM
  • Essence best thing i've listened to so far (going in order) is Ixachitlan
    September 14 04:07 PM
  • Essence silver knife too
    September 10 01:00 AM
  • Essence aight I'm gonna go through those. That kaatyra album I already purchased, ****ing rules
    September 10 12:57 AM
  • deathschool Oh s***, haven?t heard of that. Need to check.
    August 26 04:10 AM
  • deathschool Hmmmmmmm.
    August 26 02:38 AM
  • deathschool Jam sum ska, loser
    August 26 02:32 AM
  • deathschool Hey, hope youre still dead
    August 26 02:03 AM
  • budgie remastered
    August 17 01:35 AM
  • budgie u makes me sicke
    July 2 04:53 PM
  • parksungjoon thrash is trash yea. how about this instead:
    June 24 02:45 AM
  • budgie hating on thrash is soooooo passť
    June 22 12:33 AM
  • budgie "For not being Vektor these guys are pretty not awful. I mean, for a thrash band, that is."youre ssuch a dork
    June 21 10:30 PM
  • deathschool fine die
    May 27 02:48 AM
  • deathschool Am i not allowed to hope you are okay?????
    May 26 03:51 AM
  • Wizard That Esoctrilihum album is awesome, why no love?
    May 24 02:59 AM
  • JLR2DEG New Blue Noise Album -
    May 12 11:54 AM
  • deathschool Hey, hope you're ok
    May 12 02:50 AM
  • lalchimiste Hey man, I'd really like your honest feedback on my new folk/black record if you have the time, thanks! I'm the one who did the vox on Game's EP last year
    April 25 02:13 AM
  • parksungjoon interesting
    April 21 10:43 PM
  • parksungjoon like lantlos or what
    April 21 09:43 PM
  • parksungjoon affirmative blackgaze
    April 21 02:23 PM
  • Bedex I like your favourite band
    April 20 10:17 PM
  • parksungjoon i dont know how to read sorry
    April 20 09:47 PM
  • budgie thx dude
    April 8 11:25 PM
  • budgie this lorenzo masotto - aeolian princess album is sweet, you rated it 2 years ago. neo classic piano ambient jam thing. is there a list with stuff like this?
    April 8 10:42 AM
  • CaptainDooRight you got it!
    February 28 11:40 PM
  • CaptainDooRight blackgaze you say?interesting. Any blackgaze recs
    February 28 05:50 AM
  • parksungjoon inside my pants, yes
    February 24 01:36 AM
  • parksungjoon bless brother
    February 24 12:47 AM
  • parksungjoon
    February 22 09:29 PM
  • parksungjoon ;[
    February 19 07:23 AM
  • parksungjoon sadus is the best band ever tho how could u bro. check my reviews for thrash bro. bro
    February 19 01:57 AM
  • parksungjoon Sadus Illusionsold school technical thrash/death metal. Never been that much into tech thrash so 3/5 not bad wew riffs screams heckin drum fills m/
    February 18 08:53 AM
  • CaptainDooRight yo Zar jam my new album, ju might like
    December 12 07:00 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell That other Yorushika album is bombastic and amped up, you say?
    November 17 06:32 AM
  • Archelirion Yeah man, it really does. It's kinda like a slightly less 'bombastic' Kuroki Nagisa I think, which is a good thing. Very positive but not sickeningly so.
    November 16 10:29 PM
  • JLR2DEG Hey brother...Blue Noise is defintiely great. I was a screamo fan (mostly post rock influenced screamo) before I discovered blackgaze and I have heard very few bands that are able to meld screamo and blackgaze and also do it so well. I think that screamo is a more natural path to blackgaze than black metal is to blackgaze.
    November 13 08:09 PM
  • CaptainDooRight it gruel on me
    October 22 06:53 PM
  • Pikazilla I see you really enjoyed that elevator black metal release (White Ward) xD
    September 22 10:01 PM
  • GhandhiLion John Fahey is a Wizard indeed
    August 31 02:36 AM
  • DungeonBoy Hey dude! I finally did like 4 or 5 days ago
    August 18 08:26 PM
  • Hawks Ohhhhh nice, looks awesome. m/
    August 13 06:19 PM
  • MarsKid I recall you saying you might have some potential recs to give? I have officially posted a new list, so if you've got anything for me go ahead and post it there, I'll be sure to add it.
    July 30 11:16 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD New Immortal Bird is awesome m/
    July 22 02:36 PM
  • Hawks Glad you had a good time bro! m/
    July 19 12:01 PM
  • Hawks You BASTARD....
    July 18 03:15 AM
  • Hawks Dude releases so much music it?s hard to keep up lol.
    July 15 07:02 PM
  • Hawks Finally jamming Sadness now. :]
    July 13 07:43 PM
  • Hawks Oh s***! I?m not a Wayfarer fan and I?ve never heard of that other band but Saor is worth it by themselves lol.
    June 20 01:21 PM
  • TheSpirit i haven't heard any of them in full, they are just place holder ratings based on what i've heard so far lol... i wish though, i'm really looking forward to all of them
    June 17 02:03 PM
  • CaptainDooRight On Apple Music they only have the 2016 ep so I?ll start with that
    June 6 01:32 AM
  • CaptainDooRight not much always looking for the best mewzaq
    June 5 05:55 AM
  • CaptainDooRight sup bro
    June 5 01:01 AM
  • Hawks I?m on it asap!
    May 26 05:14 AM
  • brainmelter yeah I feel, more of the same. I was a bit underwhelmed myself after the first listen. what do ya think of the new misthyrininging?
    May 24 08:34 PM
  • brainmelter ah so just a troll rate then and lol isn?t that per the case for any first listen of a deathspell alb?
    May 24 05:05 AM
  • brainmelter whoa dude whats up with that deathspell 2.5
    May 23 06:55 PM
  • CaptainDooRight hey bro space jam my new bm album:
    May 22 04:13 AM
  • Hawks Yeah bro that?s the vibe I get too. m/
    May 2 01:06 PM
  • Hawks It def has screamo influences for sure.
    April 28 08:36 PM
  • Hawks I haven?t! I?ll be the judge of that. ;] Jam Illyria bro.
    April 27 01:32 PM
  • Gameofmetal Hey man, did you see that i put out a black metal song? Id like to get your thoughts on it
    March 10 03:13 AM
  • Hawks OH s***
    February 6 03:07 AM
  • MetalSoliloquy You did not just say that to me!
    December 22 10:34 AM
  • MetalSoliloquy jk I just think it's a very poorly written and boring album.
    December 21 04:40 PM
  • MetalSoliloquy I do what I want cuz I'm a rebel!
    December 21 04:40 PM
  • Darius The Imposter 4.5
    December 20 02:14 AM
  • Darius The Imposter that samael album is classic slappage goodness and u slap a 3 on it smdh
    December 20 12:47 AM
  • Darius The Imposter u r so dum
    December 19 11:42 PM
  • Hawks Damn I gotta jam them. Been meaning to forever I just never have ugh.
    December 5 12:06 AM
  • Hawks Can?t lie, I?ve never even jammed Sleep lol.
    December 4 04:18 AM
  • ScuroFantasma I don't think I've actually ever jammed Krieg, should I check The Black House first?
    November 29 05:28 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Haha, hey I thought it was going to be good! You usually rate stuff lower than I do, I was expecting a 3.5 tbh but it was just boring and noisy. First and last tracks I especially didn't like. There were some good ideas in the middle ones too but nothing I would look care about without the gimmick, and they weren't put together well. Gimme soviet anthems mixed with the bm and I would've been into it.
    November 22 08:14 AM
  • Hawks Will do men. m/
    November 22 01:55 AM
  • Hawks Damn son, that ain?t bad lol.
    November 16 01:44 AM
  • Hawks I?m sure those tickets are gonna he like $300 idk if that?s in my price range lmao.
    November 15 10:12 PM
  • Darius The Imposter check grotesque
    November 15 02:50 AM
  • Darius The Imposter check grotesque
    November 15 01:36 AM
  • panagiotis Oh I know d beat. Not a stranger to Disfear. Ace band
    November 12 06:12 PM
  • Wizard Wayyy different then their debut.
    October 13 07:43 PM
  • Wizard I see you've given Marsh Dweller a chance. His new album is something else and much better than his debut. I advise it!
    October 13 05:50 PM
  • Hawks Just saw your comment. Gonna jam within the next few days. m/
    October 11 12:20 AM
  • Hawks For sure will let you know if I hear of anything good bro.
    October 6 07:33 AM
  • Coast Thanks mate m/
    September 10 10:36 PM
  • Coast Hey, can't find a download of that Twilight EP but probably not missing out on much it seems. Their bandcamp digital version isn't even processing for some reason.
    September 10 07:34 AM
  • Hawks Will do bro. m/
    September 6 03:01 AM
  • Darius The Imposter whats your fav album of all time
    August 31 02:49 AM
  • Hawks **** idk why I just saw your message but where r they playing at???
    August 29 07:52 AM
    August 26 09:49 PM
  • coneren ok good its the best
    August 26 07:25 AM
  • coneren no we are jamming the decline
    August 26 12:07 AM
  • coneren you nutsack hello how are you gr8 shall we??
    August 25 11:18 PM
  • coneren what kind of question is that
    August 25 04:07 PM
  • coneren hey dude
    August 25 05:34 AM
  • Hawks The one album I heard riffs hard. I?ve been jamming a bunch of Mgla and Leviathan tonight though so I?ll get to it eventually. m/
    July 31 04:15 AM
  • Hawks I gotta jam more of them I?ve only heard one album idk why.
    July 31 03:38 AM
  • Hawks I can only imagine you lucky bastard hahahaha.
    July 31 02:31 AM
  • GhandhiLion " Post-rock needs more harmonica solos." FACT
    July 27 04:54 PM
  • Hawks Already checked bro lol. It?s pretty good stuff I don?t think I like it more than the most recent Myrkur though tbh.
    July 25 09:42 PM
  • Hawks Fauna and Sadhaka both slayyyyyy.
    July 13 12:58 AM
  • Hawks I don?t think I have bro I?ll get on it hard. Also we must fight for that Ultima Thulee rating.
    July 7 03:19 PM
  • Hawks Yeeeee bro that?s sick. m/
    July 4 04:20 AM
  • Hawks What?s the date that it comes out??? I gotta wait. :[
    July 3 11:10 PM
  • brainmelter yeah it's cool but wasn't as good as I was hoping his next release would have been *sigh* it's a 3.5 for now but will probably land at a 3
    June 12 09:31 PM
  • brainmelter yo zaru, what do you think of new zeal and Ardor?
    June 11 06:56 PM
  • DungeonBoy Hey man I know you're a fan of black metal, so I just wanted to let you know we just released a new folk/black metal debut EP for a one man project called Allelic - Reverberations. It's pretty eccentric stuff with a lot of interesting variety throughout, and i thought it might be something you'd enjoy. Check it out if you have a chance and let me know what you think!
    May 26 04:52 PM
  • ShadowNeko So you think BSC suck because they are odd? Ok then.It just irritates me how annoying you bunch are.
    May 23 10:58 PM
  • DungeonBoy Heh, yeah man, thanks for posting that. I can't stop listening to it. I've heard a lot of melodic black metal but some of these are just too good.
    April 5 11:35 PM
  • Papa Universe i just experienced my first ever immediate erection drop... not cool
    March 17 07:12 PM
  • DungeonBoy Thanks dude. If you're looking for some similar instrumental piano stuff I've actually been really digging these guy Dirk Maassen's album Solo - know your also into some neofolk stuff, did you have a chance to listen to my latest EP? might be something you'd enjoy. Cheers!
    March 15 07:15 PM
  • Hawks Sweet I'll add you when I go on break.
    February 23 03:02 AM
  • Hawks You got Facebook bro???? Idk if I asked you before.
    February 23 02:29 AM
  • Hawks Damn you were on it quick you bastard lol.
    February 23 02:29 AM
  • Hawks I actually just saw a flyer for it on Facebook hahaha.
    February 23 02:12 AM
  • foxblood i used to have behind the frozen forest at a 2.5 as well but every time i heard it i liked it more.
    February 8 01:58 AM
  • Hawks YESSSSSSS!
    February 1 04:48 AM
  • Hawks Maybe you did idk bro I smoke a lot of pot lmao. For sure though bro! I'll be there with my best friend and his brother maybe give me a shout when the time comes and we could meet up.
    February 1 02:26 AM
  • Hawks Broooooo I'm going to the Pittsburgh show for Slayer too, didn't realize you were from around my area hahahaha.
    February 1 02:03 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Nah mate ive been pork forever
    January 20 09:25 AM
  • BlackMalachite It's all good man, thanks for checking some of it out!
    December 23 09:28 PM
  • BlackMalachite Hey Zaru! You gonna jam my new album? -
    December 23 07:14 PM
  • Evok I know you werent huge on Converging Sins, but check out Ultha's debut Im sure you'll like it m/
    November 29 12:46 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck need your next recs bud for the competition
    November 15 05:48 PM
  • ZombieToyDuck need your recs for my contest bud
    November 15 04:00 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts agreed
    November 12 02:55 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Ya i hope it is much better. Saw ragnarok last night
    November 11 11:40 PM
  • coneren nice dude
    October 29 02:39 AM
  • coneren how are you
    October 29 12:59 AM
  • Hawks Sweet bro gonna jam at work tonight. m/
    October 5 12:59 AM
  • Evok Hey man, I been meaning to ask what your favorite bm albums of the year are :]
    September 23 04:21 PM
  • Wizard New WITTR production is fine, just really boring faster Burzum-esque stuff mixed with boring doomier passages. IMO they mastered it on Two Hunters and couldn't recapture the magic.
    September 21 01:48 PM
  • Xenophanes Hmm okay that's interesting. The art looked like a joke at first lol
    September 20 12:56 AM
  • Evok bro sir dude friend man, Ultha is non-stop hard hitting. I wasn't thrilled first time I heard it but it grew on me HARD
    September 14 11:26 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dam haha that's so cool lol
    September 12 01:59 AM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy dam. woulda been cool tho
    September 11 11:18 PM
  • mryrtmrnfoxxxy did Spotify rec you this stereolab album too lol
    September 11 03:43 AM
  • Stargazer777 You were never a fan of arch enemy anyways you ****ing twat. Thank god coverkillernation is around to professionally review albums without sounding like a sarcastic bitch.
    September 2 12:10 AM
  • Hawks Yeah bro ****in slays.
    August 25 02:52 PM
  • Thor no I interviewed them for a magazine I write for so I got a promo copy sent to me
    August 18 01:44 AM
  • Thor It's fun idk
    August 17 02:49 PM
  • hal1ax think the liz harris-esque vox are only in 1 or 2 songs. they cycle through a variety of vox. but yea i'm actually not sure if you'll dig , on account of it sort of straddles the "experimental" line as in there are interspersed elements of EAI , field recordings , spoken word, etc. but it does kinda maintain an undergirding presence of that style of 'classical ambient' that i know u are partial to so..
    August 14 05:45 AM
  • hal1ax i promise u will like this ---
    August 13 11:34 PM
  • hal1ax and wtffff 3.3 should be rounded up to 3.5. don't make me hurt u breh
    August 8 03:25 AM
  • hal1ax enya has always been cool.
    August 8 03:10 AM
  • BlackMalachite Figured I'd send you a link, I'm streaming my fifth album early for a select few people -
    July 27 07:26 AM
  • hogan900 Hell yeah, that last crescendo is arguably one of my favorites
    July 26 02:28 AM
  • hogan900 We Burning Giraffes is dope; glad someone else knows that the opener on that is one of the best post-rock tracks
    July 26 12:22 AM
  • Astral Abortis Yeah man I saw the minute it went up, I've been waiting for that s*** forever. Gonna snag a CD when I get paid, defs gonna be one of the best of the year
    July 22 03:54 AM
  • GhandhiLion How are you finding that post-rock book?
    July 10 04:58 PM
  • Dedes I read it as Inquisition lol
    June 6 12:15 PM
  • Mystletainn Agreed :)
    May 13 02:33 AM
  • Frippertronics as long as it has a higher rating than those metallica albums, you won't get stomped
    April 30 10:04 PM
  • Frippertronics a 1.5 increase max agreed
    April 30 07:22 AM
  • Frippertronics Will zaru stomp u agreed
    April 29 10:11 PM
  • Frippertronics Headphones dude, s*** sounds amazing
    April 29 08:28 PM
  • Frippertronics That 2.5 tho
    April 29 07:25 PM
  • Artuma it really takes something extraordinary for you to rate something outside the 2.5-3.5 rating scale huh
    April 28 01:12 PM
  • MagicMonk777 Finally it got approved! LOL
    April 26 03:57 AM
  • MagicMonk777 They took it down again wtf? I posted again. I guess I pissed off one of the mods or something. lol
    April 24 04:36 PM
  • MagicMonk777 Oooooh! I fixed it now you can see the text.
    April 24 02:46 AM
  • MagicMonk777 The blood stain child one. I submitted it again. I think they are holding something against me. It's bulls***. Just because I cussed out people and got banned a year ago doesnt give them the right to ignore my stuff. I'm changed now. I'm not like retroshippo anymore..
    April 24 01:43 AM
  • MagicMonk777 Why did my news post get rejected? -_-
    April 23 10:34 PM
  • kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
    April 19 09:00 AM
  • kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
    April 19 09:00 AM
  • hal1ax Lolzz
    April 13 01:57 AM
  • hal1ax Midori Takada~Through The Looking Glass. ambient -- feel like it may be your sorta thing
    April 12 09:07 PM
  • Snide Dahvie's voice is terrible agreed. I love Jayy's voice though.
    April 2 07:25 PM
  • Snide ;_; botdf is insanely catchy man
    April 2 05:13 PM
  • Snide The Millionaires aren't anywhere near as catchy, they don't have a vocalist as powerful as Jayy Von Monroe, and their production quality is far worse than BOTDF.
    April 1 08:56 PM
  • GhandhiLion sure
    March 28 06:23 PM
  • GhandhiLion lul k
    March 28 12:01 PM
  • GhandhiLion How am I mucking up a system?
    March 28 12:24 AM

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