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  • Satellite i'm alright. i'm working from home and so deprived of human interaction that i came back here.
    May 18 06:20 PM
  • Satellite hey man! haven't seen you around these parts in a while. hope all is well down there.
    May 18 03:58 PM
  • mynameischan ok i suppose, i'm an essential worker so i'm still goin' out. also in my last semester of school. sounds like your FL quarantine might soon be over lol
    April 22 10:06 PM
  • mynameischan Same, bud. You still in Florida?
    April 22 02:25 PM
  • Xenophanes Glad to hear you?re well, bud. For me, Post-Facebook life has been really good tbh?new job, got married last weekend. Honestly Mezz is the only thing I miss from Facebook, so if you?re still part of that send my regards
    October 22 01:55 PM
  • Xenophanes How?s it going?
    October 10 02:17 AM
  • theacademy sup dude!
    October 17 07:07 AM
  • xxm You have some great taste in music.
    January 21 03:50 AM
  • ASnideReturns Hey thanks for commenting on my song earlier, I just wanted to send a remastered version your way since you said the drums were too low in the mix previously -
    October 23 03:33 AM
  • Atari
    May 27 11:50 PM
  • Snake. great ratings brvh
    March 28 05:21 PM
  • deathschool Those Streetlight ratings are frozen piss.
    February 17 02:33 AM
  • PorkchopExpress LOL @ you for thinking I still log into this account
    January 3 04:24 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Just curious, that's all. Btw, this is way overdue, but I ****ing love your Asking Alexandria review.
    September 27 09:33 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Ah. Gotcha. Are there different size limits on avatars for contributors? I know that staff can have big-ass avatars, but I've seen a few contributors with slightly bigger avatars than the general userbase as well.
    September 27 09:28 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Hahaha, really? I couldn't even get my avatar to work, so I had to ask Jom to do it for me. How long has it been your avi?
    September 27 09:09 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Lol, gotta love that Toronto Raptors avi though.
    September 27 08:40 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Damn dude, you've been here for a long time.
    September 27 08:18 PM
  • aok best tech n9ne?
    September 3 01:29 PM
  • Satellite top 10 farside good job homo
    May 15 04:04 PM
  • how am i supposed to be undercover if you guys keep yelling at me wow im working for the site now but hello
    April 10 08:55 PM
  • Atari Sweet. In remission is one of my favs from the new album
    March 31 03:17 PM
  • Atari so you gonna review the new menzingers?
    March 28 05:02 PM
  • Atari crazy. funny enough i don't download music, i just wait until there's a stream and if i like it enough i usually buy the album. just heard the 2 songs they've released though and they were pretty good
    March 25 04:12 PM
  • Atari damn you heard it already? glad to hear it's good
    March 25 03:38 PM
  • Apollo Ah sorry it didnt work to meet up man! My in laws payed for the whole trip aside from our airfare so I felt bad leaving to do anything solo. I have a buddy from Ontario who moved down to Ft Lauderdale and I wanted to meet up for a beer but that fell through to. Your lucky to live down here! I'm gonna miss the hell out of it.
    March 24 06:00 PM
  • Apollo Hey man, I'm staying with my in laws but I might try to mission out to Melbourne for some beers with you! :D
    March 19 03:53 AM
  • theacademy i have the curse on vinyl i paid 4 bucks for it!!
    February 28 08:15 PM
  • theacademy dude ur username has endless atreyu referencing potential (thats why u choose it?)
    February 28 05:50 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures Joyce Manor :'(
    February 18 06:59 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures A THREE???
    February 18 06:57 PM
  • BigHans If you want to have your face destroyed by pure rawk riffage listen to Seeing Red and Wont Back Down by Entombed.
    February 17 08:39 PM
  • Satellite samesies bro. far side ftw.
    February 17 08:23 PM
  • BigHans Dude I know, rules so hard. Its up there with Blast Tyrant and Lucifuge for manliest album ever
    February 17 07:37 PM
  • BigHans Dude, Seven Days off COC ST is the best song ever
    February 17 07:31 PM
  • BigHans dude I hate DM the only DM albums I like are like Entombed Wolverine Blues. Not qualifed dude.
    February 17 07:27 PM
  • BigHans Its been so long dude. Any suggestions?
    February 17 06:55 PM
  • klap i haven't but if you say so
    February 14 05:36 AM
  • taxidermist It has begun.
    February 12 09:38 PM
  • taxidermist ****. yes.
    February 12 09:06 PM
  • MO cungratzz mang
    February 12 01:54 PM
  • Atari Damn. Gonna try to pick up the pace myself
    February 12 01:55 AM
  • Atari don't you love it when you review an album and it's bumped off the home page in like 2 hours? lol
    February 12 12:08 AM
  • theacademy dude i got a 10 year plan it's all looking up
    February 11 06:26 PM
  • Yuli congrats dawg
    February 11 06:10 PM
  • Atari gratz curse
    February 11 05:43 PM
  • theacademy dude grats dude DUDE long time coming
    February 11 04:52 PM
  • Crysis congrats on the promotion man, well deserved
    February 11 04:42 PM
  • Trebor. i killed the prom queen has a 3.8 wtf is wrong with these people
    February 5 06:15 AM
  • intotheshit Been good man. Just work work work and living. I moved to Louisiana to run a friend's restaurant. How ya been yourself?
    February 4 11:00 PM
  • BigHans you made Sputnik a better place today by reviewing a sweet album and causing me to go on a nostalgia bump binge
    January 31 10:41 PM
  • BigHans dude I nned to review that hard it doesnt have a review. That song destroys me, had a good friend that committed suicide and we used to jam that all the time. And of course the song is about suicide.
    January 31 10:26 PM
  • andcas meh, in either case, not a fan.
    January 7 07:13 PM
  • andcas yes. too glossy of a record for them.
    January 7 12:31 AM
  • heyadam I tried changing it so many times haha. I ****ing hate my username now
    October 29 10:00 PM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures 0-4 homie daamn
    October 1 08:29 PM
  • Apollo There are some Sputnik friends I would truly like to consume some craft beer and sit around smoking cigars, playing poker and listening to bands like Himsa and Misery Signals. You sir, are one of those folks. Cheers.
    July 13 04:02 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Thanks man
    July 13 03:41 AM
  • ChuckyTruant All right. I tried Karl on Twitter but I didn't get a reply.
    July 13 03:33 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Oh ****, everyone says they got the email with DL link, but I never got it :(
    July 13 03:30 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Hey Josh did you get the email from Misery Signals today with the DL link?
    July 13 03:26 AM
  • pribosse lol lemme know what you think if you listen to it
    July 13 02:44 AM
  • ChuckyTruant Ahhh sweet
    July 12 01:42 PM
  • ChuckyTruant I'm in Pensacola, you?
    July 11 10:25 PM
  • ChuckyTruant haha yeah I too live in Florida
    July 11 06:50 PM
  • ChuckyTruant Haha ****in awesome man. I hope I actually get to get them on tour sometime. Still haven't seen them because they were basically in hiatus when I got into them and even on this tour for the new album they aren't coming anywhere near the south.
    July 11 06:21 PM
  • ChuckyTruant Definitely. When I first listened to Controller I wasn't that impressed, then months later I came back to it and was floored. And then proceeded to question my intelligence. haha. It's my favorite album ever and that probably won't change until I'm 75 at least
    July 11 06:18 PM
  • ChuckyTruant Oh awesome, I just got the shirt/cd pack
    July 11 06:11 PM
  • ChuckyTruant Haha for sure. Did you pre-order through their IndieGoGo run?
    July 11 06:06 PM
  • ChuckyTruant **** yeah thanks dude
    July 11 06:02 PM
  • andcas what a pussy
    May 10 07:52 PM
  • andcas thanks. yours made me laugh as well.
    May 10 07:50 PM
  • andcas nice sound off. hope you enjoy my own rendition.
    May 10 02:36 AM
  • theacademy i lold so hard
    May 10 02:33 AM
  • RosaParks ur twy sound-off is one of the best on this website gj
    May 10 01:26 AM
  • Gnocchi My site,
    April 28 07:44 AM
  • Gnocchi Hey Josh, we may have bumped attitudes a while back but I've got a proposition for you - Did you want to write as a staffer?
    April 27 01:41 PM
  • conesmoke
    April 10 09:41 AM
  • conesmoke LOL i had to check what a bodypillow was. Those things are hilarious and i think i'm going to get one.
    April 9 09:00 AM
  • conesmoke lol, not sure what you meant by that one.. You've lost me. Either way, it was nice chatting, i'll cya around the site.
    April 9 08:12 AM
  • conesmoke Hi five for convincing yourself you're super cool on the internet... oh wait.
    April 9 08:07 AM
  • Aids hmm well that is silly. you're still more deserving than over half of the people that did get promoted. I hope they do demote people in a few months like they said they were going to.
    April 5 09:18 PM
  • Aids you definitely should have been promoted over someone like Trebor though, and over me too.
    April 5 09:14 PM
  • Aids oh that's not WHY I became friends with them lol. I've just been posting here for 6 years and everyone seems to like me. They were desperate for people to ghost promote and apparently Eli/Sobhi just threw my name out and they all went with it cause I had recently submitted two decent reviews for new releases. Pinches out reviews is dumb though, I only write when i feel compelled to, like when I actually have something to say about the album.
    April 5 09:14 PM
  • Aids omg best profile picture, I think that's my all-time favourite Far Side comic. It's up there anyway.
    April 5 09:04 PM
  • Aids oh yeah he definitively started that, still the only one that can pull it off imo. and people that try to get promoted are hella lame (toxin, atarti, breakinghtefragile, gyro). ghost-promoted cause Sobhi and Eli like me, sup.
    April 5 09:03 PM
  • Aids idk man that guy cares way too much about this place. Rasputin is the man, bitches don't know bout the real contribs (aka the ones that didn't get promoted cause "fck it"!)
    April 5 08:41 PM
  • Ignimbrite damn it, I forgot about that... give me a week or two. class is slaughtering me atm
    April 5 03:20 AM
  • Kimm No it's okay I am his biggest fan.
    March 13 04:43 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup It definitely flows
    March 7 03:10 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Chino didn't like SNW for some weird reason
    March 6 08:38 PM
  • Trebor. ah s***
    February 26 10:14 PM
  • coneren i am not a tard
    February 26 05:07 AM
  • coneren i have been sober for 1 month now you dink
    February 26 02:27 AM
  • coneren i know what youre talking about are you calling me an idiot
    February 26 02:03 AM
  • coneren i checked it
    February 26 01:49 AM
  • EaglesBecomeVultures you got snubbed brother.
    February 25 04:37 PM
  • Willie It wasn't terrible, though, but it did seem to prove the point.
    February 24 10:10 PM
  • Willie I figured it would suck whether it was an EP or a double album. I think most people assumed that their ex-guitar player was the talent in the band.
    February 24 09:58 PM
  • Willie I've been prepping for it, but I had one review ahead of it that I had to get done. Also, I'm trying to take it all in still.
    February 24 09:51 PM
  • Willie I haven't even started the review.
    February 24 09:46 PM
  • andcas I need those lol.
    February 24 09:28 AM
  • andcas damn. where'd you hear all that information? I thought I had it as well.
    February 24 09:08 AM
  • Trebor. Keep it up and you'll get ghost promoted probably
    February 24 09:06 AM
  • andcas sorry man.
    February 24 09:04 AM
  • Trebor. lol
    February 22 07:42 PM
  • Trebor. I just baited him hard
    February 22 07:18 PM
  • Trebor. That's what I do all the time
    February 22 07:11 PM
  • Ignimbrite oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
    February 12 02:38 AM
  • Ignimbrite I am Ryan ****ing Kroner and I can erase whatever the **** I want. Deal with it.
    February 12 02:32 AM
  • Ignimbrite But if I was the one making the initial rule, I do think I should have the power to repeal it.
    February 12 02:30 AM
  • Ignimbrite Indeed it does.
    February 12 02:28 AM
  • Ignimbrite That was really weak and I deserve death for it.
    February 12 02:27 AM
  • Ignimbrite sup Josh Bitchtain...
    February 12 02:26 AM
  • Masochist All's good man...hope you're well. You should drink more ;-)
    February 9 07:21 AM
  • fromtheinside i'm wanting your life right now. nothing big, continue on. was LaD good?
    February 7 09:17 AM
  • fromtheinside what? that man is REAL? was he smug while drinking crown all night? that's how i imagine him.
    February 7 09:09 AM
  • fromtheinside dude, i was just IN florida. damn. what part? and please say somewhere northernish.
    February 7 09:06 AM
  • fromtheinside curse, it's bee, too long. you knew you only forgot. I posted a goddamn going away list for christs sake. anyway life is good. chevelle on man. you?
    February 7 09:00 AM
  • Trebor. I didn't get into standup until I was 30, I didn't get on TV until I was 40 and I didn't make it in the US until I was 50. It's never to late to do something - Ricky Gervais
    February 7 06:48 AM
  • Trebor. such an inspiration. It doesn't matter how long you suck, you can always turn it around
    February 7 06:35 AM
  • Trebor. Such a good movie oh man
    February 7 06:28 AM
  • Trebor. benaffleck4curseargo****yourselfoscars2013
    February 7 06:10 AM
  • Trebor. curse4treb2001nverforget
    February 7 06:07 AM
  • FancyM8 i already posd your review fuuck off why wouldnt i pos a 5 on aic review mad season next
    February 5 09:10 AM
  • coneren Check out my new review
    February 2 07:14 AM
  • kris. WE WILL RULE WITH THE IRON FIST OF SAURON holy s*** all ive done this week is play lotro and watch lotr help me
    February 2 03:38 AM
  • kris. and i should be mod based on how awesome i am
    February 1 05:40 PM
    February 1 03:02 PM
  • greg84 Thanks man. I'll check it out for sure.
    February 1 12:05 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Pettibones back **** yeah
    February 1 03:13 AM
  • Atari Not sure if u saw or not but I reviewed the menzingers debut. Hope u like it
    January 19 02:26 PM
  • Trebor. **** dude I got writer's block don't do this to me
    January 16 11:17 PM
  • GiaNXGX unfortunately 'Neutral Bling Hotel - In my g4 over the sea.' It will be extremely easy to review but I would've preferred my type of thing, jazz/avant-garde/post-punk, hence I suggested Weeping to give me This Heat's debut, haha.
    January 15 11:21 PM
  • GiaNXGX I was just joking bro Bon Iver rules. And thanks for listening!
    January 15 11:10 PM
  • GiaNXGX lmfao you have to review nurse with wound's homtopy to marie and you listen to bon iver, lmfao
    January 15 06:18 PM
  • Michichachi YEAYEAYEYAYEA 'x(
    January 11 04:17 PM
  • Michichachi hey fat dude
    January 8 07:02 PM
  • MasterKeef THATS THAT s*** I DONT LIKE
    January 7 09:42 PM
  • Vespiion Cal?!?!
    January 2 05:48 AM
  • coneren hello
    December 17 09:21 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine good thank you we rock
    December 17 05:38 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine how r u
    December 17 05:37 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine cyrus rocks you can suck it he doesnt even keep the safety on because hes hard as fuuck
    December 17 05:32 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine who cares cyrus is the only one who matters
    December 17 05:31 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine some sittin ty its a good time
    December 17 05:26 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine sup
    December 17 05:25 AM
  • CyrusTheMachine hey
    December 17 05:20 AM
  • Mickeymau5
    November 12 01:16 AM
  • GrandpaSeth Thank you verry much for the warm welcome. I hope you have a good day.- Grandpa Seth
    November 5 07:03 AM
  • Apollo Sounds good bro, and you as well :)
    November 5 04:52 AM
  • Apollo Right on dude, hope something works out for ya, keep me in the loop
    November 5 04:42 AM
  • Apollo Holy s*** you moved to Florida? Cool man, family move there or??
    November 5 04:34 AM
  • Apollo Hey bud, not bad, working like crazy. It has been awhile. Need to reunite with a tinychat session soon m/
    November 5 04:02 AM
  • ViralOblivion We dig a lot of the same stuff props
    October 23 05:01 AM
  • Trebor. Is the song about the troops with the Obama sample supposed to be a joke?
    October 20 12:52 AM
  • Trebor. It hurts my ears, and in Some Things they just turn the kill switch on and off for like 3 minutes, what the **** was that
    October 20 12:50 AM
  • Trebor. I can't believe you actually like that album oh man
    October 20 12:48 AM
  • Trebor. wow andcas is a bird
    October 16 03:39 AM
  • Stokes Alright dude, if I'm awake.
    October 15 07:57 PM
  • Observer touche
    October 15 07:04 PM
  • Stokes dont know how often you log onto here but turntable died again as usual, i'll see you in another year, haha
    October 15 02:58 AM
  • RS085 The only good band on your entire most played list is Bon Iver. The National is decent. The other 8 id rather use to wipe my ass with.
    October 10 02:46 AM
  • RS085 You dont even refer to them correctly, so its obvious you started listening to them within the last 5 years. Ive been listening to them probably longer than youve been alive.
    October 10 02:45 AM
  • Ire haha yeah that was sweet. glory days
    October 8 07:04 AM
  • Calc It's coo I think the crackdown is beginning. Thanks though man
    September 25 07:38 PM
  • Calc It says the file isn't there
    September 25 07:35 PM
  • rasputin never listened to them, good? also never replied to you about Bell Witch. hadn't listened to them either, but I don't really listen to much funeral doom anymore (other than the odd grey day when Worship finds its way to the turntable)
    August 27 09:11 AM
  • Satellite wow dude. yeah they were amazing. definitely listen to their other two.
    August 26 06:24 AM
    August 14 04:55 AM
  • iamSeraph 4.5 for Make Do And Mend - Everything You Ever Loved, but not listened to We Are The Ocean - Go Now And Live yet? Make up for something, sir! : )
    July 15 01:17 PM
  • BodomThrashMachine yeah right....
    July 3 08:09 AM
  • BodomThrashMachine ughh why would you troll 5 nickelback they don't even deserve the attention
    July 2 11:33 AM
  • Deviant. Oh god that was terrible
    July 1 10:26 AM
  • Deviant. BUT I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!!! Do you like it or??
    July 1 10:07 AM
  • Deviant. No, but I hate that guy so I'm pretty sure I know what it will sound like. Plus, you don't **** around with mutha****in Duran Duran
    July 1 10:04 AM
  • kris. o yup. this place is ****ing awful and i hate it now.
    February 21 02:39 PM
  • kris. o joshy woshy i luv u 2
    February 21 02:29 PM
  • kris. nu uh u r the gay one
    February 21 02:16 PM
  • someguest all right man I'll add you
    November 26 06:56 AM
  • Josh-D what are you buying me for christmas?
    November 25 02:23 AM
  • Josh-D you wish your name was Josh
    November 25 02:14 AM
  • coneren hell yeah cuunt
    November 23 04:38 AM
  • Satellite where the **** have you been
    November 22 03:13 AM
  • coneren hell yes nickelback
    November 22 01:50 AM
  • Deviant. You're my butterfly, sugar baby
    November 21 10:04 PM
  • Scoot gross
    October 16 05:29 PM
  • Scoot asl?
    October 12 10:51 PM
  • Stokes Ah well, at least when that day eventually comes around it will be made even sweeter by the length of time away from the embrace of your arms
    August 19 09:59 PM
  • Stokes Man, I know but I never know when you're around. Probably like, never... :(
    August 19 11:21 AM
  • coneren hey i passed you how does it feel
    August 10 01:18 AM
  • East Hastings wait s*** i think i removed your shoutbox post without getting your email can you post it again
    July 8 06:49 PM
  • Gmork89 That Killing the Dream album is awesome man, thanks for the recs. Modern Life is War is really good as well.
    July 8 01:53 AM
  • Gmork89 Awesome man, thanks. Hawks told me you know the genre well.
    July 7 05:57 PM
  • Gmork89 I was told you would be the one to go to for Hardcore recs, can you help me out? All I have really heard is the new Departures album but I really like it and want more.
    July 7 04:57 PM
  • Let's be frenemies.
    July 6 12:40 AM
  • I hate Himsa with a passion.
    July 6 12:37 AM
    July 6 12:26 AM
  • accompliceofmydeath Very cool, thanks dude.
    June 27 02:50 PM
  • Satellite
    June 25 04:43 AM

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