Colton
To me, Green Day in and of themselves are almost a cringe proposition in and of themselves
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Reviews 10
Approval 77%

Soundoffs 71
Album Ratings 1663
Objectivity 82%

Last Active 01-09-23 6:25 pm
Joined 02-17-20

Review Comments 16,757

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  • Hawks NICE! Comment with your album choice in the thread. :]
    October 3 04:14 PM
  • Hawks Participate in the review a random album game!!!
    October 2 09:39 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Interesting opener! VERY Mercury Rev
    September 19 11:29 PM
  • RVAHC13 Np I can try it out again later
    September 17 08:37 PM
  • Veldin No worries! Viva La RecordTrove
    September 17 05:57 PM
  • TheSonomaDude RIP sononoma :(
    September 17 05:05 PM
  • Veldin Ehh that probably won?t work bc it?s not a jpeg. Can?t seem to find the image anywhere else unfortunately
    September 17 05:06 AM
  • Veldin https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTK-jubd9GH7th_rvpv6fn4mffip315TlSj7-bd3FrqKA
    September 17 05:03 AM
  • Colton oh well in that case you should definitely join and post that Madilyn Mei review :)
    September 17 12:29 AM
  • Sowing It's not me, haha
    September 16 11:57 PM
  • jrlikestodance For whatever reason I cannot login with my username/email. Case sensitive?
    September 16 10:46 PM
  • Sowing It would appear I'm already on it? *scrutiny intensifies*
    September 16 10:37 PM
  • Atari check the new album by Skinhead. pretty sure you'd dig
    July 19 04:41 AM
  • Valzentia is Coltonmusic here yet ?
    July 1 06:59 PM
  • MTObsidian Thanks for the link, appreciate it! I'll check out the site when I can.
    June 25 02:04 PM
  • Hawks Request sent.
    May 12 06:43 PM
  • Hawks You on discord??
    May 12 06:20 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Can't really say I like Water from Your Eyes' approach much. It's a lot less songwriting oriented and more just like abstract groove based, but their album Everyone's Crushed got some buzz when it came out. He doesn't sing though, the other member does
    May 10 05:18 PM
  • ArsMoriendi That's awesome. Haven't technically seen This Is Lorelei yet, but I've seen him in his band Water from Your Eyes befores
    May 10 04:45 PM
  • DoofDoof Didnt stand out for me at the time but I will revisit, think I will be way more receptive to it now
    May 6 06:45 AM
  • Gyromania Oh, right. Yeah, that live album blows dick
    May 1 02:20 AM
  • Gyromania Damn, that's cold af
    May 1 01:37 AM
  • Gyromania On behalf of all maple syrups, I apologize profusely. I just severed both my thumbs in an act of contrition
    May 1 01:20 AM
  • anode Im honored. Can?t believe you?re actually doing this. Props to you
    April 29 09:08 PM
  • CottonSalad ajstillabower@gmail.comsave us all
    April 29 05:32 PM
  • anode shnoogums1@gmail.com
    April 29 01:54 PM
  • NolWantsHisAvatarBak naloncon@gmail.com
    April 19 02:23 AM
  • CaliggyJack Nice!
    April 18 11:13 PM
  • CaliggyJack Hey man, was wondering of I can get in on your new site? Email: strava156@gmail.com Username: CaliggyJack and Profile Pic: https://justhistoryposts.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/67ffc24441837dfed36bc1eb7698483f.jpg
    April 18 08:01 PM
  • MTObsidian bigdog1937 (@) yahoo (.) com. I'll just keep my username and pfp the same, if possible! Thank you!
    April 18 07:51 PM
  • robertsona Check discord if ya can
    April 16 07:50 PM
  • normaloctagon Are you still on discord? Having trouble finding ya in my DMs. I?m sure our conflicts in the past are water under the bridge at this point, but if not i apologize for any and all reactivity on my part and i am happy to hash it out with ya
    April 14 05:54 PM
  • ArsMoriendi I could message you it on discord, sure
    April 10 01:47 PM
  • ArsMoriendi They only have 1 right now: Feats of Engineering, though an EP of theirs is coming out in a few days
    April 9 11:28 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Nice. I wonder if you'd like fantasy of a broken heart. They're very different but from the same scene. They're more like indie dream pop psych stuff
    April 4 06:30 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Knew You'd like Box for Buddy
    April 4 03:03 PM
  • YoYoMancuso sure
    April 4 02:26 PM
  • DoofDoof He is working with the War on Drugs this time but there isnt the bombast of the Sam Fender album - it has freshened up his sound though, gives it some spark, and then the lyrics are maybe his best. Whole thing is a concept album and there are some great lines on there.
    April 4 02:18 PM
  • tectactoe Wow actually kind of based. When is it going live? 2030?
    March 28 05:51 PM
  • tectactoe Do I have a coltonmusic account now or what?
    March 28 12:34 PM
  • tectactoe tectactoe (at) gmail (dot) com
    March 7 06:40 PM
  • tectactoe I want an account bro
    March 5 07:39 PM
  • brickhed okay here's my email bbcumpsjeff@gmail.com
    March 2 07:07 PM
  • budgie i watched a couple seconds and then remembered i dont really care. sorry
    February 25 04:07 AM
  • Hawks **** it, why not lmao.
    February 23 10:46 PM
  • Hawks Why would you make an account for me? Or anyone? Don't people make their own accounts? Lmao
    February 23 10:35 PM
  • robertsona speakingintongues.com is available how much is that
    February 21 01:33 PM
  • robertsona Let me write a newsletter weekly for coltonmusic. I can think of a name too
    February 21 01:29 PM
  • anode idk its monosyllabic and a musical adjacent word. site names are kinda arbitrary to begin with so why not give it an arbitrary name? i just think its better than using a persons name who people know **** all about
    February 20 02:02 AM
  • anode Honestly uzyk isn?t bad either. Looks like the url is available
    February 19 01:06 PM
  • anode I like phasemusic
    February 19 01:01 PM
  • tectactoe where do i sign up
    January 8 07:26 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Album is Colton-coded, and good: https://thisislorelei.bandcamp.com/album/box-for-buddy-box-for-star
    January 1 07:02 PM
  • DoofDoof Not sure how I missed it, definitely my sort of release, has an absolute tonne of ratings on AOTY too - 2024 keeps on giving, after one listen already know I prefer it to either Geese album.
    December 21 06:13 PM
  • robertsona Moon kissed - don?t wanna know
    September 20 09:49 PM
  • cor22222 So, they are out of ideas? And ripping themselves? Thanks for the news, I didnt know that they were working together
    August 26 09:16 PM
  • artiswar is Coltonmusic.com online yet? I'm looking to escape this planet
    August 19 05:42 PM
  • Butkuiss Come to Bali and 1v1 me you knave
    August 16 01:20 PM
  • budgie tickle tickle tickle
    July 18 03:09 AM
  • kildare Hey Colton, I didn't respond to your last comment because I could go on forever with that stuff and I thought I'd give you the last word. But I'm pretty obsessive about health/illness/diet chit-chat, so if you're into that kind of thing hit me anytime, and maybe bring some other users who are fluent in Health-Speak to a food-themed album thread and we'll hash it out more. I just wanted to pinch that one off
    July 12 03:04 AM
  • robertsona Hit me up..
    July 8 10:50 PM
  • robertsona Check the new moon kissed song
    June 28 01:43 PM
  • robertsona Hit me on discord when you can
    June 21 06:46 AM
  • Futures yeah same really. did a little trolling and s***posting here and they think that deserves us being relentlessly personally attacked including telling me to die of my cancer (notice nobody in that thread denies it). it ruined my love for music for a long while. not surprising at all this still goes on in their weirdo circlejerk. but really they want to drive you off here, don't let them. if you ever want to chat music, i'm here.
    June 18 05:57 PM
  • budgie you rule
    June 18 12:31 AM
  • Futures i've got no clue what you did (probably nothing) but this same group did this to me as well. take it easy man. hope you're well.
    June 17 09:32 PM
  • Ryus im only rly familiar with "all hail west texas", i liked a few songs from that one a lot when i was younger, the opening trio mostly. been a long time since i listened to anything else by him but i remember not liking the not-lo-fi stuff
    June 16 07:24 PM
  • Kompys2000 Yo just wanted to say sorry about how everything went down with the site hack last year. I was in a bad place mentally and definitely didn't handle things as well as I should have. Hope you're well
    May 7 08:02 PM
  • robertsona Hop in dickscord
    April 20 04:14 PM
  • rockarollacola hide
    March 22 01:19 AM
  • rockarollacola 2 year old (sorry, I'm autistic)
    March 21 12:42 AM
  • rockarollacola bro i heard what you said about a 2 old acoustic child, NOT COOL bro
    March 21 12:42 AM
  • zakalwe You would have loved em
    March 18 11:10 PM
  • Ryus its pretty good. def not my favorite work by them but there are some amazing individual songs
    March 6 08:20 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki while ur at it u need a pfp question marks look like mysterious masked men
    February 28 10:49 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki colton rate the new job for a cowboy
    February 25 08:46 PM
  • Butkuiss Can I put my balls in your court? Balls in your court? Can I (can i)? Can I? (can i)?
    February 11 06:06 AM
  • Butkuiss Coltonmusic when
    February 8 11:01 PM
  • Feather Yo thanks for the DryJacket rec. Really really dig their debut album.
    February 2 10:23 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Nice
    January 20 09:45 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Okay, just a warning, he sounds like he smokes cigarettes every day. But the music is pretty and indie
    January 18 01:55 AM
  • ArsMoriendi I wonder if you?d like Electroc-Shock Blues by Eels. The only roadblock I could imagine are the vocals
    January 17 07:30 PM
  • Squiggly To reiterate from the santa thread: Thanks for turning me into a frog!
    January 2 06:20 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki lolz think i'll get away with my new list?
    December 29 12:53 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki ur name profile section thing
    December 29 12:46 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki LMAO colton
    December 28 11:51 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell what stupid s*** has happened to you now and how am i in whatever way responsible for it
    December 25 01:29 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell lol calling it a personal vendetta that I yeeted you and hawks from the yeule thread is a cheap clutch even for you
    December 25 12:09 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki i del nothing i cant be bought to hide the trvth
    December 22 06:50 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki its all coming together now
    December 17 01:00 PM
  • Ryus i kind of dont like 454 that much as a vocalist but the beats are good
    December 16 03:54 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki colton more like bolt on deez nutz
    December 9 05:19 AM
  • bighubbabuddha Good user , have a choc chip cookie :)
    December 8 01:26 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell gonna need a better case than that to save those babytroll comments chief
    December 7 01:24 PM
  • Slex Yeah I've been meaning to check it, will get on it asap
    December 6 02:28 AM
  • Ryus bet ill check both of those
    December 4 03:00 PM
  • Pangea got it thanks!
    December 3 08:41 AM
  • Pangea Hey thanks for the joining the secret santa! i don't think i have your discord anymore, could you send me it? (or something else)
    December 2 10:52 PM
  • Ryus ive heard it actually its pretty cool, i liked the collab with surf gang as well
    November 29 02:14 AM
  • pizzamachine Got em
    November 28 02:02 AM
  • ArsMoriendi Stay away from top 3. One of them already is being underrated enough as is, and I doubt you'd like the other 2
    November 27 02:02 AM
  • sixdegrees lol
    November 2 02:57 AM
  • ToSmokMuzyki gone but never forgotten
    August 27 11:51 PM
  • nol Still planning on getting sf6?
    July 16 12:48 AM
  • SomeCallMeTim Die
    July 9 12:55 AM
  • DocSportello are you still gonna fix loveless?
    July 8 11:32 PM
  • Vinnymcscoop Ripbozo
    July 8 11:31 PM
  • sneakers #ripbozo
    July 8 11:27 PM
  • robertsona Check out hide without delay from the new 12 rods album?it?s kind of amazing. One of their best songs?the only such song on the new one, but that?s like a good compromise between realism and fantasy
    July 7 04:31 PM
  • nol Are you still in the sput discord
    July 6 09:07 PM
  • Ryus honestly pretty good
    June 30 02:46 AM
  • Butkuiss Colton music dot com when
    June 18 08:58 AM
  • Ryus my amusement is purely ironic but it is not bad on that level
    June 13 04:22 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Listen to Cherry Pee by Of Montreal
    June 10 05:35 AM
  • GluckGluck9000 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SHOWED US UR BICEPS AND WE ALL LAUGHED AT HOW SMALL AND GAY THEY WERE
    May 27 03:48 AM
  • ArsMoriendi Phones on mobile will stupidly put a different apostrophe than home computers, so that?s a duplicate page. The real one for Melody?s is just fine. Someone thought we didn?t have one and made the page you linked me because they didn?t know. This artist named L?Rain just had a similar issue. Report that page to Sowing so that it can bed
    April 26 09:41 AM
  • savannahbomdia YOU STUPID
    April 16 11:43 PM
  • robertsona Slap the bag on that rah band ripper
    April 4 02:52 AM
  • robertsona The rah band - Sam the samba man (1983) truuuuuuust me
    April 3 06:46 PM
  • robertsona Get at me
    March 23 12:03 PM
  • robertsona Idk what it is rly. ?Gunshy? by just the lady, released under two weeks ago, is good too?maybe less to your taste?
    March 16 05:15 PM
  • robertsona I think you might be intrigued by the song ?salmon of positive energy? by Henry Solomon and Allie Kelly
    March 16 04:49 PM
  • xxm Absolutely. You?re welcome.
    March 4 02:48 AM
  • xxm I enjoy your commentary.
    March 2 09:38 AM
  • tectactoe if you think that cringe compilation is 'experimental', boy do i have some news for you
    February 1 06:42 PM
  • robertsona Pure adult dropped yesterday
    January 29 05:35 PM
  • nol I?m up there all the time
    January 26 07:02 PM
  • nol other than my dads dad who lives like 200 miles north (and west) of you
    January 26 06:56 PM
  • nol that?s nuts all my grandparents and aunts and uncles live ~4 hours from you, we woulda ended up there too but my mom had ambitionz
    January 26 06:54 PM
  • robertsona coltonnnnnnn
    January 26 05:18 PM
  • nol where in Canada do you live again? I just learned my whole extended family lives an hour and a half from the Ontario border and my mind is pretty blown
    January 25 07:53 PM
  • MarsKid tbh deck is stacked against it, lags at certain points while having some high highs, but popular discourse has marked it as sort of a black sheep defined only by its title track. I think it's weaker compared to the band's late career run but nothing offense 4sure.
    January 20 07:33 PM
  • nol https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCRJMx1GAttu0qbjiyBngHXw have you heard this Sam Griffin cover. Made me respect him a lot more, the accuracy to the original song is ****in insane
    January 20 02:45 AM
  • MarsKid You can talk Beatles with me bb, although my knowledge is rusty as hell nowadays.
    January 19 08:02 PM
  • ArsMoriendi So like a lot of the Discord wants you back in there, and when I initially kicked you it was only supposed to be temporary (3 weeks max.) If you wanna come back, just ask and I'll link you it via discord PM
    January 19 01:24 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup All that and I'm gonna win a chess tournament today ? unless 2nd place catches up to me and gets like 15 wins.
    January 14 08:55 PM
  • robertsona We gotta talk about how annique says ?please don?t return my CAWLllll? on aqua gorilla but also it?s ok if you?ve soured to non Sputnik venues
    January 11 03:28 PM
  • robertsona Ok fr is there a place I can talk to you not here
    January 11 07:45 AM
  • robertsona left it on backtobacktobacks from her: "hehehe let's totally" "I'll try to keep up" "will let u know when next in NY should b some year at this point". re: interview 35mm photography. lets get it
    January 6 08:55 PM
  • robertsona I sent saya gray my review of 19 masters and she sent back ?omg ur vocabulary is delicious!?
    January 6 03:07 PM
  • Ryus lox gang
    January 4 08:07 PM
  • robertsona Hit me on discord or sumwhere
    December 31 07:04 PM
  • robertsona Hit me on discord or sumwhere
    December 31 07:03 PM
  • robertsona yeah, you probably heard "lucy," bizarrely enough my most played song ever, from 2017's great Florida Room. this has its caveats, but aqua gorilla is SOTY maybe?
    December 29 06:49 PM
  • robertsona Also miss ya
    December 29 02:20 AM
  • robertsona Check out this year?s Goodfight
    December 29 12:10 AM
  • fogza I did indeed
    December 15 07:27 PM
  • Drifter finals!! what about you how are your evening walks going
    December 10 09:32 PM
  • robertsona Oh u prob mean per song or even chunks of songs (?) that would make more sense
    December 9 09:49 PM
  • robertsona brevity? Hmm it?s like 50 minutes long that?s not average
    December 9 09:48 PM
  • robertsona also listen 2 saya gray
    December 9 09:40 PM
  • robertsona Talk 2 me baby
    December 9 09:39 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup None of that is even comparable to me or my character. 3/10
    December 9 07:42 AM
  • Drifter hiii
    December 9 05:54 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup What am I gonna do to cause the downfall it sounds fun
    December 5 12:38 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup storm ina teacup will 100% by the dwon fall of this site and the entir world - you, do you remember? Lol
    December 2 05:46 AM
  • Gyromania Are you sure?
    October 19 08:23 PM
  • Gyromania hmu on fb and i'll rec some good music
    October 18 05:28 AM
  • Snake. homie just listen to letlive lmao that's who they're ripping off
    October 6 05:35 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell what are you saying now
    October 5 10:51 PM
  • dedex my man
    October 4 08:26 PM
  • Gyromania i know things got heated in that thread, but it's just a discussion at the end of the day and I'm sry for calling you dumb. i want to know that you're okay after all's said and done. gonna leave you with this just in case: https://988lifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ or just talk to me any time you need to get something off your chest
    September 30 04:12 AM
  • tectactoe It's the second best track on HUNKY DORY behind QUeen Bitch
    September 28 08:08 PM
  • tectactoe welcome to the Bowie stan club, here is your complementary lapel pin
    September 28 12:30 AM
  • Sowing I think so, although it was probably long ago. I remember Dark Arc being the album I enjoyed of theirs the most.
    August 21 12:25 AM
  • robertsona First three, two sitting ducks, the one with time in the title
    July 25 08:47 PM
  • robertsona He?s often described as extremely religious or god-fearing, particularly through his lyrics (ive never looked these lyrics up, barely know what he?s saying). One wonders if the jubilance takes on a different quality when motivated that way. The utterly ****ed metaphor I?m thinking of is that of an enslaved person forced to grin and do a jig by his or her owner. And yet it doesn?t feel THAT externally motivated?just a lil freakier, a lil more unremittingly intense, than jubilance normally is
    July 24 06:07 PM
  • robertsona Awesome. Super divisive album and you?ll see why?but it doesn?t deserve to be forgotten
    July 19 12:30 AM
  • robertsona Danielson!
    July 19 12:22 AM
  • robertsona Listen to Ships (2006); if you end up regretting it I?ll Venmo you 69 cents
    July 18 10:47 PM
  • theBoneyKing I know I know I know, keep bullying me and maybe I will.
    July 16 01:01 PM
  • Gyromania You're basically a Skyrim NPC
    July 16 04:48 AM
  • Gyromania It'll be okay Colton, I promise
    July 16 02:22 AM
  • tectactoe i'll be honest, viagra boys don't seem like they'd be up your alley at all (or at least MY perception of your alley), let alone a 5. kudos, i suppose. but year for some reason i can barely stand them. they remind me of IDLES in that sense. don't feel authentic? idk i have a tough time describing it.
    July 13 05:03 PM
  • GhandhiLion ah. I think I liked their previous two albums more
    July 11 12:55 AM
  • GhandhiLion huh
    July 11 12:53 AM
  • Ryus if you want frosty sadboi bladee (and my favorite of his albums) then check eversince. if you want more upbeat trap bladee, then check icedancer. if u want to go somewhat chronologically then i can rec you some of his early singles and then you can listen to his debut gluee.
    July 10 02:02 AM
  • KnickFurey Holy s*** that comment is awful...
    July 5 01:50 AM
  • budgie i think those are great names. maybe you dont appreciate art?
    July 3 08:03 PM
  • budgie what was the first answer i was on sleeping pills
    July 3 07:38 PM
  • budgie napoleon and wellington
    July 3 07:30 PM
  • Slex Album blows chunks lol
    July 2 03:33 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell sure my review is Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album
    June 29 07:20 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Spoon Lucifer on the SofaSpoon's tenth studio album, Lucifer On The Sofa, is perspectively a very good album of 2022. Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album. There's not much to say about this album other than the great instrumental detail onto the project. In conclusion, I'd give the album a 3 out of 5. It's
    June 29 01:13 AM
  • Rowan5215 absolutely but they're far too long to fit in the shoutbox limit. you will have to sit in wonder until an occasion arises for me to share them
    June 26 07:37 AM
  • Gyromania You can be saved from the fiery pits of hell if you repent
    June 25 09:22 AM
  • budgie fenriz and princess butthole
    June 22 02:41 AM
  • Sowing Go listen to Lizzy McAlpine's new album right now young man
    June 14 10:48 PM
  • Sunnyvale That Emma Worley album is sweet, probably gonna review it. Thanks for the heads up!
    June 13 09:02 PM
  • theBoneyKing Pls report
    June 11 11:40 AM
  • Sunnyvale Thanks Colton! Looks up my alley, will definitely check it out.
    June 10 09:41 PM
  • Sowing 2nd song had me floored but then it leveled off slightly; I got about halfway through while out to lunch. She has a wonderful voice and I enjoy the way the songs are put together (very placid and lush). I'll undoubtedly be giving it a few full spins before forming an opinion so I appreciate the heads up!
    June 10 04:16 PM
  • theBoneyKing Since you seem to be diggin Neil Young rn you should check MJ Lenderman since hes Young-influenced and the best alt-coutnry this year. ;-P
    June 8 09:24 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell phone
    June 6 09:52 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell DONT CALL ME
    June 6 09:37 PM
  • Divaman You're welcome.
    June 5 03:29 PM
  • Divaman You're trying to throw some positive into the universe this month, so let's see if I can throw something back to you. Have you listened to the new Calexico LP? They don't do harmonies as well as Lord Huron, but you might still like the vibe.
    June 5 12:59 AM
  • dedex nice Let It Be rating mane - talking 'bout Replacements ofc
    May 25 01:27 PM
  • Sowing Cringe album, cringe rating.
    May 25 01:14 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell OH haha, so it was a mix of wanting more of a bleak bleak Americana experience and curiosity after seeing it so heavily referenced on the Killers thread last yr. Know the old hits from my mum, but will peep Born to Run sometime. loving his dark husky bleaktones over those barebones bedroom recordings for now tho
    May 17 07:36 PM

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