Colton
Colton
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Reviews 8
Approval 87%

Soundoffs 61
Album Ratings 1375
Objectivity 83%

Last Active 11-28-22 6:09 am
Joined 02-17-20

Forum Posts 41
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  • Storm In A Teacup What am I gonna do to cause the downfall it sounds fun
    December 5 12:38 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup storm ina teacup will 100% by the dwon fall of this site and the entir world - you, do you remember? Lol
    December 2 05:46 AM
  • Gyromania Are you sure?
    October 19 08:23 PM
  • Gyromania hmu on fb and i'll rec some good music
    October 18 05:28 AM
  • Snake. homie just listen to letlive lmao that's who they're ripping off
    October 6 05:35 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell what are you saying now
    October 5 10:51 PM
  • dedex my man
    October 4 08:26 PM
  • Gyromania i know things got heated in that thread, but it's just a discussion at the end of the day and I'm sry for calling you dumb. i want to know that you're okay after all's said and done. gonna leave you with this just in case: https://988lifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ or just talk to me any time you need to get something off your chest
    September 30 04:12 AM
  • tectactoe It's the second best track on HUNKY DORY behind QUeen Bitch
    September 28 08:08 PM
  • tectactoe welcome to the Bowie stan club, here is your complementary lapel pin
    September 28 12:30 AM
  • Sowing I think so, although it was probably long ago. I remember Dark Arc being the album I enjoyed of theirs the most.
    August 21 12:25 AM
  • robertsona First three, two sitting ducks, the one with time in the title
    July 25 08:47 PM
  • robertsona He?s often described as extremely religious or god-fearing, particularly through his lyrics (ive never looked these lyrics up, barely know what he?s saying). One wonders if the jubilance takes on a different quality when motivated that way. The utterly ****ed metaphor I?m thinking of is that of an enslaved person forced to grin and do a jig by his or her owner. And yet it doesn?t feel THAT externally motivated?just a lil freakier, a lil more unremittingly intense, than jubilance normally is
    July 24 06:07 PM
  • robertsona Awesome. Super divisive album and you?ll see why?but it doesn?t deserve to be forgotten
    July 19 12:30 AM
  • robertsona Danielson!
    July 19 12:22 AM
  • robertsona Listen to Ships (2006); if you end up regretting it I?ll Venmo you 69 cents
    July 18 10:47 PM
  • theBoneyKing I know I know I know, keep bullying me and maybe I will.
    July 16 01:01 PM
  • Gyromania You're basically a Skyrim NPC
    July 16 04:48 AM
  • Gyromania It'll be okay Colton, I promise
    July 16 02:22 AM
  • tectactoe i'll be honest, viagra boys don't seem like they'd be up your alley at all (or at least MY perception of your alley), let alone a 5. kudos, i suppose. but year for some reason i can barely stand them. they remind me of IDLES in that sense. don't feel authentic? idk i have a tough time describing it.
    July 13 05:03 PM
  • GhandhiLion ah. I think I liked their previous two albums more
    July 11 12:55 AM
  • GhandhiLion huh
    July 11 12:53 AM
  • Ryus if you want frosty sadboi bladee (and my favorite of his albums) then check eversince. if you want more upbeat trap bladee, then check icedancer. if u want to go somewhat chronologically then i can rec you some of his early singles and then you can listen to his debut gluee.
    July 10 02:02 AM
  • KnickFurey Holy s*** that comment is awful...
    July 5 01:50 AM
  • budgie i think those are great names. maybe you dont appreciate art?
    July 3 08:03 PM
  • budgie what was the first answer i was on sleeping pills
    July 3 07:38 PM
  • budgie napoleon and wellington
    July 3 07:30 PM
  • Slex Album blows chunks lol
    July 2 03:33 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell sure my review is Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album
    June 29 07:20 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Spoon Lucifer on the SofaSpoon's tenth studio album, Lucifer On The Sofa, is perspectively a very good album of 2022. Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album. There's not much to say about this album other than the great instrumental detail onto the project. In conclusion, I'd give the album a 3 out of 5. It's
    June 29 01:13 AM
  • Rowan5215 absolutely but they're far too long to fit in the shoutbox limit. you will have to sit in wonder until an occasion arises for me to share them
    June 26 07:37 AM
  • Gyromania You can be saved from the fiery pits of hell if you repent
    June 25 09:22 AM
  • budgie fenriz and princess butthole
    June 22 02:41 AM
  • Sowing Go listen to Lizzy McAlpine's new album right now young man
    June 14 10:48 PM
  • Sunnyvale That Emma Worley album is sweet, probably gonna review it. Thanks for the heads up!
    June 13 09:02 PM
  • theBoneyKing Pls report
    June 11 11:40 AM
  • Sunnyvale Thanks Colton! Looks up my alley, will definitely check it out.
    June 10 09:41 PM
  • Sowing 2nd song had me floored but then it leveled off slightly; I got about halfway through while out to lunch. She has a wonderful voice and I enjoy the way the songs are put together (very placid and lush). I'll undoubtedly be giving it a few full spins before forming an opinion so I appreciate the heads up!
    June 10 04:16 PM
  • theBoneyKing Since you seem to be diggin Neil Young rn you should check MJ Lenderman since hes Young-influenced and the best alt-coutnry this year. ;-P
    June 8 09:24 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell phone
    June 6 09:52 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell DONT CALL ME
    June 6 09:37 PM
  • Divaman You're welcome.
    June 5 03:29 PM
  • Divaman You're trying to throw some positive into the universe this month, so let's see if I can throw something back to you. Have you listened to the new Calexico LP? They don't do harmonies as well as Lord Huron, but you might still like the vibe.
    June 5 12:59 AM
  • dedex nice Let It Be rating mane - talking 'bout Replacements ofc
    May 25 01:27 PM
  • Sowing Cringe album, cringe rating.
    May 25 01:14 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell OH haha, so it was a mix of wanting more of a bleak bleak Americana experience and curiosity after seeing it so heavily referenced on the Killers thread last yr. Know the old hits from my mum, but will peep Born to Run sometime. loving his dark husky bleaktones over those barebones bedroom recordings for now tho
    May 17 07:36 PM
  • Cygnatti ?
    May 16 02:08 PM
  • Cygnatti What
    May 15 09:15 PM
  • tectactoe is this all because i didn?t like the gay cowboy record?
    May 11 02:09 AM
  • DoctorSpaghetti0 Honor your name more and raise more Colts (regarding Melody's Echo Chamber)
    May 9 10:41 PM
  • ArsMoriendi https://discord.gg/NxsPHYKr lol why'd you leave
    April 23 05:53 PM
  • z00sh I respectfully disagree
    April 10 12:46 AM
  • tectactoe Just fucc me up fam: https://sites.google.com/a/umich.edu/tectactoe-mvs/musicyearly
    April 9 02:27 PM
  • tectactoe i said what i said
    April 9 12:30 AM
  • Ryus you have no power over me. i will listen to it rn as im studying and i will 2 it and theres nothing you can do to stop me
    April 8 11:44 PM
  • tectactoe cringe orville record
    April 8 07:40 PM
  • Pikazilla don't have an acc, I listen to my digital purchases/own ripped cds on foobar
    April 8 05:09 AM
  • Gyromania T-Pain song is the best here. it?s interesting melodically and has good energy. most of the rest of this sounds like rap albums I?ve already heard hundreds of times. when rap is really good it?s amazing but it?s crazy how you can feed people the same rap album 1000 times and they will say it goes hard and comment three fire emojis every time
    April 1 08:11 AM
  • Demon of the Fall seems like a very vanilla, inoffensive, bland indie rock album to me
    February 24 03:37 PM
  • ToSmokMuzyki go **** yourself
    February 10 05:44 AM
  • Pikazilla Soz, I meant Feels. Strawberry Jam onwards is where they lost me.
    February 9 07:14 PM
  • Pikazilla which one? I don't like anything they did after sung tongs
    February 9 06:06 PM
  • Ryus why tho anco rules and time skiffs is no exception
    February 5 05:56 PM
  • Atari yo check Drug Church! vocalist is reminding me of The Hold Steady at times I think...
    February 3 10:33 PM
  • YoYoMancuso i just saw your comment, this first song is a bop
    January 7 06:16 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup I just noticed you rated my album, thanks for listening to it. Hope you a good Christmas, corkon.
    December 27 03:15 AM
  • Atari hope I?m right! Haha
    December 12 08:23 PM
  • Atari I think you might dig the new Fleeting Joys album
    December 9 05:46 PM
  • tectactoe First impressions. Gotta see if it grows. Chapter 1
    December 8 06:02 PM
  • BlumpyBlumpkin101 **** retard
    November 26 07:42 AM
  • dedex ass shaking is just way too prominent in music appreciation to not give the practice a deserved s/o
    November 22 07:03 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Because it is warm and entering a cold atmosphere, basic science. Just like pissing outside in the winter or cold temps
    November 5 02:23 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup But i piss in the corner of my inlaws backyard in the mid 50s and steam rose from where i was pissing in the fence corner
    November 5 01:24 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Oh my. As to your commment on potsys alt i would say cum could be steamy if it was outside in the winter
    November 5 01:23 AM
  • ColtonCummer69 and then gonna take a smelly steamy cum on your dads face
    November 4 09:44 PM
  • ColtonCummer69 gonna take a smelly steamy dump in your bathroom as a power move
    November 4 09:44 PM
  • neekafat appreciate ur honesty
    October 28 08:14 PM
  • neekafat How often have you been checking that soundoff page lad?
    October 28 06:21 PM
  • dedex brb gonna change that
    October 27 07:25 AM
  • Koris It was a pasta from the Conrad Tao soundoff page. Just tweaked a few things and threw it on there ;]
    October 27 05:29 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell i am at work and cannot click that link hmmmm i guess i doubly can't have it. but i did have the most ****in delicious plate of cheapish yakisoba on saturday and nothing can compete for like the next week
    October 25 03:16 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell hmmm not rly :[ there is also no good bread
    October 22 03:30 AM
  • Gyromania just a troll rating
    October 21 01:46 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Doesn?t thugger have a new album all the time lol
    October 20 08:00 PM
  • Storm In A Teacup You have to rate my album even if it were a 1
    October 20 07:19 PM
  • Slex Lmao what is yr fave by him? Mine is Thugger Girls
    October 20 05:40 PM
  • Slex If it weren't for the standard party songs breaking the flow, it'd be his best release for me
    October 20 07:27 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup HivCorkon, Free to download https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/VoGiRscffE2GEFjP6
    October 16 12:41 AM
  • ArsMoriendi Strangers from the Universe is their most beloved
    October 13 08:14 PM
  • Ryus try adding alt = "" for some reason it works then
    October 9 08:47 PM
  • Ryus even after you hit save?
    October 9 08:30 PM
  • Ryus i said "shoutbox" but meant "favorite bands" anyway thats enough spam from me and i expect a highly entertaining gif there promptly
    October 9 08:30 PM
  • Ryus https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/hawey
    October 9 08:27 PM
  • Ryus ok well this garbage shoutbox wont let me post the necessary characters but just surround this link by an img tag for example https://i.imgur.com/QjapIF7.gif
    October 9 08:26 PM
  • Ryus oh haha you just have to literally put your http directly into your shoutbox so just type this in there for example
    October 9 08:25 PM
  • Ryus what feature would that be? btw i have very little experience with web development lmao
    October 9 08:19 PM
  • Aberf I expect your thoughts on my recs btw or I will take a potato chip and eat it!
    October 3 10:43 PM
  • Aberf there.
    October 2 06:39 PM
  • Aberf I'll make a list for you then.
    October 2 06:16 PM
  • Aberf what kind of shoegaze do you like though?
    October 2 05:31 PM
  • Ryus definitely the former
    September 28 02:09 PM
  • FabiusPictor204 https://www.mentalhelp.net/advice/are-my-past-sexual-fantasies-dangerous-and-unusual/that's the site I got it from, Storm thought it was serious, but that's bc he's a simpleton and actually probably closer to being retarded
    September 27 03:55 AM
  • Storm In A Teacup Detailed fantasies of sexually forcing himself on women of all ages and relations
    September 26 03:35 AM
  • tectactoe Don?t you dare bring logic into this!
    September 24 09:36 AM
  • tectactoe Sweet Trip albums have too many ratings, my bump from 3.5 to 5 won?t make a difference ?
    September 24 01:53 AM
  • tectactoe Please your CONFUSION IS SEX score, you?re bringing down the average homie.
    September 24 12:38 AM
  • g40st Be honest do you have a crush on the Zuck?
    September 9 04:24 AM
  • g40st Colton how long would it take you to type a double-spaced 12 pt Times New Roman page of nigga written over and over again at 140 wpm
    September 9 04:12 AM
  • LeddSledd check Gorguts - Obscura you will love it guaranteed
    September 3 07:17 AM
  • Atari lmao :)
    August 14 06:36 PM
  • Atari new Jade Bird is pure class. nice to see you on board
    August 14 04:34 PM
  • aok keep a more open mind to things and don't jump on a hate bandwagon
    August 13 03:38 PM
  • JefferyBigglestein2 OK
    August 12 01:17 PM
  • g40st Colton you couldn't get me if your sore-y little ice rat life depended on it.
    August 11 06:45 AM
  • Pikazilla knew you'd approve
    August 9 06:16 PM
  • ArsMoriendi More so than the 2 glam metal entries lol
    August 8 05:32 PM
  • ArsMoriendi New list is up and somehow you weren't eliminated even though you keep submitting 2.5s... hahaha
    August 8 05:28 PM
  • ArsMoriendi It worked.
    August 8 05:16 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Your link is private, make it public/give me access to it, or you're eliminated... you got like 39 mins (til 1pm.)
    August 8 04:21 PM
  • nol ?Now everybody ask me why I'm smiling out from ear to ear?this part of love on top
    July 30 06:55 AM
  • nol 1) you label classic soul/disco/Motown sounds as ?grandma music? so it only makes sense these sounds would go completely over your head 2) that (very short) paak part does remind me of something, Love on Top by Beyoncé, a song I adore3) I like pop music, this has been established, I listen to Charlie Puth for gods sake4) that?s truly all I?m gonna say to you about this lol because I?m not gonna let you touch my positive vibes.
    July 30 06:51 AM
  • nol make alt?
    July 29 06:15 AM
  • aok I'm curious your thoughts about the kids are coming? I really liked that album, esp the title track and dance monkey. find it moderately shocking that that 0.5 out of 5 album was posted by a guy who's pretty far out of his mind. site's kindof gone to s*** lately. it's time channing retires to be honest
    July 28 08:57 AM
  • BTCUMMMMII either is fine dude
    July 24 09:14 PM
  • BTCUMMMMII https://imgur.com/IBkmTZR
    July 24 09:05 PM
  • BTCUMMMMII cum for me
    July 24 08:53 PM
  • FabiusPictor696969 you tattle tale bitch, you smell like s***
    July 20 09:11 PM
  • FabiusPictor696969 reporting me? You beaner. you ****
    July 20 09:11 PM
  • Clitarhero OH DADDY IVE BEEN A BAD BOY
    July 17 12:13 AM
  • hal1ax done a little bit of boxing and wrestling. i rly wanna learn muay thai. looks sick.
    July 15 08:42 PM
  • hal1ax do you train mma at all or na
    July 15 07:50 PM
  • Snake. would you like julien baker better with ketchup?
    June 29 10:08 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hey Cummy Nuggets! Just wanted to pop in and let you know that I've given your proposal from earlier some more thought. If resting your balls on my forehead will help you take a much needed break from tea bagging your sisters corpse I'm happy to take one for the team :). Smoochums xoxo -pots
    June 22 06:03 AM
  • Ryus have you heard townes van zandt
    June 17 03:32 PM
  • frigyourgenre I wish i liked the new sweet trip as much as you :/
    June 14 12:28 AM
  • frigyourgenre Coolin'
    June 14 12:27 AM
  • frigyourgenre Sup
    June 13 05:22 PM
  • LeddSledd pleasure doin business with you
    June 3 12:37 AM
  • LeddSledd you have to 5 Calculating Infinity first
    June 2 11:50 PM
  • Atari yeah that's pretty accurate! didn't wow me on first listen but now I can't escape its charm
    May 26 02:37 PM
  • Atari yeah that Lord Huron is legit. at least a 4..
    May 25 05:45 PM
  • Atari Damn a 5, eh? Never heard Lord Huron but that?s good enough for me so I?ll check it out :]
    May 23 05:34 PM
  • iGuter Whoops
    May 22 06:58 AM
  • Cygnatti so true
    May 21 05:46 PM
  • Cygnatti ?
    May 21 04:57 PM
  • there, I have delet'd it
    May 21 04:57 PM
  • Cygnatti there, I have delet'd it
    May 21 03:37 PM
  • Cygnatti ?
    May 21 03:17 PM
  • cordwainerbird just joined! thanks for the link
    May 21 01:42 AM
  • Pikazilla i like pet sounds
    May 6 07:28 PM
  • nol rec me your favorite gex song, i guess ill give them a try
    May 4 06:17 PM
  • ThyCrossAwaits Where everybody be hearing the new Manchester already??
    April 28 07:22 PM
  • Pikazilla I'll 1 the next one if it's bad
    April 21 12:14 PM
  • Sowing I love Lord Huron and I love HH, so enough said!
    April 18 03:49 PM
  • normaloctagon sort of a catch twenty tame innit
    April 14 10:20 PM
  • normaloctagon based and correct innerspeaker rating
    April 14 09:14 PM
  • iamayuayu https://discord.gg/gY5Mxs6tXN
    April 4 05:46 PM
  • Atari haha I don't know if I even have my own core but cheers! knew you had good taste after seeing your avatar and then hearing that album for the first time
    March 31 07:51 PM
  • Atari Hope you enjoy! Seems we?re in a lot of the same threads so figured it?s worth a shot ;)
    March 30 03:03 AM
  • Atari random rec for you if you feel like checking it out. Timeshares - Already Dead. think you might dig idk, haha
    March 29 07:54 PM
  • Avagantamos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsaP9nH4kA
    March 3 03:48 AM
  • CaliggyJack Yeah I saw the review and I got interested in listening to them. I really like they're last two records especially Thrashing.
    March 1 05:39 AM
  • AnimalsAsSummit Yo nice Technicolor rating! Glad you jammed them
    February 5 12:03 AM
  • YoYoMancuso big thanks
    January 26 01:54 AM
  • hal1ax a worthy defense
    January 26 01:18 AM
  • hal1ax that orchid s/t rate causes me visceral harm
    January 25 09:37 PM
  • Ryus your ratings are suspiciously bereft of R.E.M.
    January 24 06:04 PM
  • Pikazilla probably all of them tbh
    January 20 04:42 PM
  • Ryus it mostly felt like run-of-the-mill 70s pop/rock to me, wasnt all that memorable unfortunately
    January 19 03:14 AM
  • Ryus the tables have turned
    January 19 03:12 AM
  • Pheromone do not know if pinegrove is my thing because i always see them mentioned on this midwest emo facebook page i am on and they have awful taste for the most part there, but i will get around to it
    January 18 07:36 AM
  • LeddSledd hell yeah BBOT
    January 17 03:55 AM
  • LeddSledd RIP ColeT, Biggleboy in arms
    January 16 09:12 PM
  • Pheromone free my boy
    January 16 08:41 PM
  • NorthernSkylark Good call. Jammed it yesterday. Love astronaut too.
    January 11 05:40 PM
  • NorthernSkylark But what an opener the weatherman has...
    January 11 11:30 AM
  • NorthernSkylark Yup I love that one, it has a wonderful feel / atmosphere
    January 10 05:55 PM
  • NorthernSkylark Hmm Id your comment with the link, please resend xx
    January 10 05:48 PM
  • NorthernSkylark Ha, well at least you liked that one, you should check Bonny light horseman man too, her voice on that one is sublime, it?s a pretty straightforward country/ folk record from 2020
    January 10 11:55 AM
  • NorthernSkylark Hey Colton, here?s a rec for you: Anais Mitchell - Hadestown Hope you can dig it, fully !
    January 7 07:01 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Give it more listens. The theme line to Eat That Question is amazing.
    December 30 02:43 PM
  • ArsMoriendi Get outta here with that Grand Wazoo rating
    December 30 06:19 AM
  • YoYoMancuso whoa appreciate the rating big time dude! so glad you like the album
    December 29 03:52 AM
  • CaliggyJack yeeeeeeeeeh boooi
    December 29 02:42 AM
  • YoYoMancuso big thanks my friend! in a perfect world we might get the elusive Colton 5 lol
    December 28 12:22 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Hey dude. Tks a lot. Will try to improve on the punctuation. It's so silly once I aknoweledge I write like that on threads. Answered here cause I am out of there, as requested.
    December 23 11:59 PM
  • porcupinetheater Heyo Cole, with you're whole Sonic Youth binge, think coming from a place of more traditionally smooth guitar playing, you might like jumping into Rather Ripped and going to Sonic Nurse to Dirty from there. Washing Machine after that (if you're still down to continue jamming a band that ain't your favorite.) Just ****ing love 'em from the bottom bottom bottom o me heart and think they have enough to slowly unveil for anyone with enough time, y'know?
    December 21 10:23 AM
  • LeddSledd hey bro, I was cobbling together some rap/hip-hop recs from this site and elsewhere to go on a bit of a genre exploration soon since I've never really been into rap but I'd sure like to be. Would you have any in mind? I've got a rec list with some already but if you have a few of your own I'd love to add to it even more
    December 11 07:09 AM
  • normaloctagon totally! they both changed course from earlier releases and released landmark albums in 2019. I didn't care much for the direction that Kim took after so Charli gets high marks for consistency, but Clarity is still my favorite thing I've heard from this new wave of (hyper)pop or w/e. lmk what u think of that lizzy whenever u get 'round 2 it
    December 9 10:25 PM
  • normaloctagon for some dank post punk, check: Lizzy Mercier Descloux
    December 9 10:02 PM
  • normaloctagon i c that kim petras got a 3.5! glad u liked
    December 9 10:01 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Time Will polvo will never die but your ratings will sublimate into a source of awkward regret and i will be there to hug you And Love Will Bury It
    December 8 08:49 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell delete ur ratings and also the polvo albums you have corrupted thank u
    December 8 08:37 AM
  • Pheromone 2.5 polvo ??????
    December 8 06:56 AM
  • Ryus sorry im mentally challenged that was meant for hal1ax
    December 5 05:32 PM
  • hal1ax truuuuue
    December 5 07:09 AM
  • hal1ax that's prob one of my all time fav records :/
    December 5 07:01 AM
  • hal1ax omg you disliked sister even more! haha damn
    December 5 07:00 AM
  • Squiggly thx
    December 3 02:57 AM
  • Squiggly Hey Colton what was that app which records your scrobbles/listens for apple music? smth like sine.wav? Asking for a friend
    December 3 02:26 AM

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