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Reviews 9 Approval 66%
Soundoffs 70 Album Ratings 1585 Objectivity 82%
Last Active 01-09-23 6:25 pm Joined 02-17-20
Review Comments 15,528
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![](/crop.php?source=1123708) | kildare Hey Colton, I didn't respond to your last comment because I could go on forever with that stuff and I thought I'd give you the last word. But I'm pretty obsessive about health/illness/diet chit-chat, so if you're into that kind of thing hit me anytime, and maybe bring some other users who are fluent in Health-Speak to a food-themed album thread and we'll hash it out more. I just wanted to pinch that one off
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![](/crop.php?source=1033056) | Futures yeah same really. did a little trolling and s***posting here and they think that deserves us being relentlessly personally attacked including telling me to die of my cancer (notice nobody in that thread denies it). it ruined my love for music for a long while. not surprising at all this still goes on in their weirdo circlejerk. but really they want to drive you off here, don't let them. if you ever want to chat music, i'm here.
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![](/crop.php?source=1033056) | Futures i've got no clue what you did (probably nothing) but this same group did this to me as well. take it easy man. hope you're well.
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus im only rly familiar with "all hail west texas", i liked a few songs from that one a lot when i was younger, the opening trio mostly. been a long time since i listened to anything else by him but i remember not liking the not-lo-fi stuff
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![](/crop.php?source=1068436) | Kompys2000 Yo just wanted to say sorry about how everything went down with the site hack last year. I was in a bad place mentally and definitely didn't handle things as well as I should have. Hope you're well
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![](/crop.php?source=1048833) | rockarollacola bro i heard what you said about a 2 old acoustic child, NOT COOL bro
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus its pretty good. def not my favorite work by them but there are some amazing individual songs
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![](/crop.php?source=1285608) | ToSmokMuzyki while ur at it u need a pfp question marks look like mysterious masked men
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![](/crop.php?source=447370) | Butkuiss Can I put my balls in your court? Balls in your court? Can I (can i)? Can I? (can i)?
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![](/crop.php?source=1029325) | Feather Yo thanks for the DryJacket rec. Really really dig their debut album.
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi Okay, just a warning, he sounds like he smokes cigarettes every day. But the music is pretty and indie
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi I wonder if you?d like Electroc-Shock Blues by Eels. The only roadblock I could imagine are the vocals
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![](/crop.php?source=1215255) | Squiggly To reiterate from the santa thread: Thanks for turning me into a frog!
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell what stupid s*** has happened to you now and how am i in whatever way responsible for it
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell lol calling it a personal vendetta that I yeeted you and hawks from the yeule thread is a cheap clutch even for you
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![](/crop.php?source=1285608) | ToSmokMuzyki i del nothing i cant be bought to hide the trvth
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus i kind of dont like 454 that much as a vocalist but the beats are good
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell gonna need a better case than that to save those babytroll comments chief
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![](/crop.php?source=1043886) | Slex Yeah I've been meaning to check it, will get on it asap
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus bet ill check both of those
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![](/crop.php?source=1052758) | Pangea Hey thanks for the joining the secret santa! i don't think i have your discord anymore, could you send me it? (or something else)
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus ive heard it actually its pretty cool, i liked the collab with surf gang as well
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi Stay away from top 3. One of them already is being underrated enough as is, and I doubt you'd like the other 2
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol Still planning on getting sf6?
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Check out hide without delay from the new 12 rods album?it?s kind of amazing. One of their best songs?the only such song on the new one, but that?s like a good compromise between realism and fantasy
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol Are you still in the sput discord
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus honestly pretty good
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus my amusement is purely ironic but it is not bad on that level
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![](/crop.php?source=1286367) | GluckGluck9000 REMEMBER THAT TIME YOU SHOWED US UR BICEPS AND WE ALL LAUGHED AT HOW SMALL AND GAY THEY WERE
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi Phones on mobile will stupidly put a different apostrophe than home computers, so that?s a duplicate page. The real one for Melody?s is just fine. Someone thought we didn?t have one and made the page you linked me because they didn?t know. This artist named L?Rain just had a similar issue. Report that page to Sowing so that it can bed
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona The rah band - Sam the samba man (1983) truuuuuuust me
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Idk what it is rly. ?Gunshy? by just the lady, released under two weeks ago, is good too?maybe less to your taste?
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona I think you might be intrigued by the song ?salmon of positive energy? by Henry Solomon and Allie Kelly
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![](/crop.php?source=757907) | xxm Absolutely. You?re welcome.
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![](/crop.php?source=757907) | xxm I enjoy your commentary.
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe if you think that cringe compilation is 'experimental', boy do i have some news for you
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol I?m up there all the time
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol other than my dads dad who lives like 200 miles north (and west) of you
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol that?s nuts all my grandparents and aunts and uncles live ~4 hours from you, we woulda ended up there too but my mom had ambitionz
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol where in Canada do you live again? I just learned my whole extended family lives an hour and a half from the Ontario border and my mind is pretty blown
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![](/crop.php?source=1059132) | MarsKid tbh deck is stacked against it, lags at certain points while having some high highs, but popular discourse has marked it as sort of a black sheep defined only by its title track. I think it's weaker compared to the band's late career run but nothing offense 4sure.
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![](/crop.php?source=1033581) | nol https://music.youtube.com/channel/UCRJMx1GAttu0qbjiyBngHXw have you heard this Sam Griffin cover. Made me respect him a lot more, the accuracy to the original song is ****in insane
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![](/crop.php?source=1059132) | MarsKid You can talk Beatles with me bb, although my knowledge is rusty as hell nowadays.
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi So like a lot of the Discord wants you back in there, and when I initially kicked you it was only supposed to be temporary (3 weeks max.) If you wanna come back, just ask and I'll link you it via discord PM
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup All that and I'm gonna win a chess tournament today ? unless 2nd place catches up to me and gets like 15 wins.
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona We gotta talk about how annique says ?please don?t return my CAWLllll? on aqua gorilla but also it?s ok if you?ve soured to non Sputnik venues
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Ok fr is there a place I can talk to you not here
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona left it on backtobacktobacks from her: "hehehe let's totally" "I'll try to keep up" "will let u know when next in NY should b some year at this point". re: interview 35mm photography. lets get it
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona I sent saya gray my review of 19 masters and she sent back ?omg ur vocabulary is delicious!?
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona yeah, you probably heard "lucy," bizarrely enough my most played song ever, from 2017's great Florida Room. this has its caveats, but aqua gorilla is SOTY maybe?
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![](/crop.php?source=1078406) | Drifter finals!! what about you how are your evening walks going
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Oh u prob mean per song or even chunks of songs (?) that would make more sense
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona brevity? Hmm it?s like 50 minutes long that?s not average
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup storm ina teacup will 100% by the dwon fall of this site and the entir world - you, do you remember? Lol
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![](/crop.php?source=420199) | Gyromania hmu on fb and i'll rec some good music
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![](/crop.php?source=1034080) | Snake. homie just listen to letlive lmao that's who they're ripping off
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![](/crop.php?source=420199) | Gyromania i know things got heated in that thread, but it's just a discussion at the end of the day and I'm sry for calling you dumb. i want to know that you're okay after all's said and done. gonna leave you with this just in case: https://988lifeline.org/talk-to-someone-now/ or just talk to me any time you need to get something off your chest
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe It's the second best track on HUNKY DORY behind QUeen Bitch
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe welcome to the Bowie stan club, here is your complementary lapel pin
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![](/crop.php?source=276983) | Sowing I think so, although it was probably long ago. I remember Dark Arc being the album I enjoyed of theirs the most.
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona First three, two sitting ducks, the one with time in the title
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona He?s often described as extremely religious or god-fearing, particularly through his lyrics (ive never looked these lyrics up, barely know what he?s saying). One wonders if the jubilance takes on a different quality when motivated that way. The utterly ****ed metaphor I?m thinking of is that of an enslaved person forced to grin and do a jig by his or her owner. And yet it doesn?t feel THAT externally motivated?just a lil freakier, a lil more unremittingly intense, than jubilance normally is
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Awesome. Super divisive album and you?ll see why?but it doesn?t deserve to be forgotten
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![](/crop.php?source=422095) | robertsona Listen to Ships (2006); if you end up regretting it I?ll Venmo you 69 cents
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![](/crop.php?source=1061036) | theBoneyKing I know I know I know, keep bullying me and maybe I will.
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe i'll be honest, viagra boys don't seem like they'd be up your alley at all (or at least MY perception of your alley), let alone a 5. kudos, i suppose. but year for some reason i can barely stand them. they remind me of IDLES in that sense. don't feel authentic? idk i have a tough time describing it.
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![](/crop.php?source=1069973) | GhandhiLion ah. I think I liked their previous two albums more
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus if you want frosty sadboi bladee (and my favorite of his albums) then check eversince. if you want more upbeat trap bladee, then check icedancer. if u want to go somewhat chronologically then i can rec you some of his early singles and then you can listen to his debut gluee.
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![](/crop.php?source=1072392) | budgie i think those are great names. maybe you dont appreciate art?
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![](/crop.php?source=1072392) | budgie what was the first answer i was on sleeping pills
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![](/crop.php?source=1072392) | budgie napoleon and wellington
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![](/crop.php?source=1043886) | Slex Album blows chunks lol
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell sure my review is Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell Spoon Lucifer on the SofaSpoon's tenth studio album, Lucifer On The Sofa, is perspectively a very good album of 2022. Despite the forgettable songs off that album, the band definitely had a couple highlights and great details into their instruments, coming from this mellow sounding to an bitter of a upbeat rock sound from majority of the album. There's not much to say about this album other than the great instrumental detail onto the project. In conclusion, I'd give the album a 3 out of 5. It's
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![](/crop.php?source=628464) | Rowan5215 absolutely but they're far too long to fit in the shoutbox limit. you will have to sit in wonder until an occasion arises for me to share them
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![](/crop.php?source=420199) | Gyromania You can be saved from the fiery pits of hell if you repent
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![](/crop.php?source=1072392) | budgie fenriz and princess butthole
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![](/crop.php?source=276983) | Sowing Go listen to Lizzy McAlpine's new album right now young man
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![](/crop.php?source=1065651) | Sunnyvale That Emma Worley album is sweet, probably gonna review it. Thanks for the heads up!
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![](/crop.php?source=1065651) | Sunnyvale Thanks Colton! Looks up my alley, will definitely check it out.
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![](/crop.php?source=276983) | Sowing 2nd song had me floored but then it leveled off slightly; I got about halfway through while out to lunch. She has a wonderful voice and I enjoy the way the songs are put together (very placid and lush). I'll undoubtedly be giving it a few full spins before forming an opinion so I appreciate the heads up!
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![](/crop.php?source=1061036) | theBoneyKing Since you seem to be diggin Neil Young rn you should check MJ Lenderman since hes Young-influenced and the best alt-coutnry this year. ;-P
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![](/crop.php?source=1085169) | Divaman You're trying to throw some positive into the universe this month, so let's see if I can throw something back to you. Have you listened to the new Calexico LP? They don't do harmonies as well as Lord Huron, but you might still like the vibe.
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![](/crop.php?source=711403) | dedex nice Let It Be rating mane - talking 'bout Replacements ofc
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![](/crop.php?source=276983) | Sowing Cringe album, cringe rating.
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell OH haha, so it was a mix of wanting more of a bleak bleak Americana experience and curiosity after seeing it so heavily referenced on the Killers thread last yr. Know the old hits from my mum, but will peep Born to Run sometime. loving his dark husky bleaktones over those barebones bedroom recordings for now tho
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe is this all because i didn?t like the gay cowboy record?
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![](/crop.php?source=1146588) | DoctorSpaghetti0 Honor your name more and raise more Colts (regarding Melody's Echo Chamber)
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi https://discord.gg/NxsPHYKr lol why'd you leave
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![](/crop.php?source=1287953) | z00sh I respectfully disagree
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe Just fucc me up fam: https://sites.google.com/a/umich.edu/tectactoe-mvs/musicyearly
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus you have no power over me. i will listen to it rn as im studying and i will 2 it and theres nothing you can do to stop me
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![](/crop.php?source=1151055) | Pikazilla don't have an acc, I listen to my digital purchases/own ripped cds on foobar
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![](/crop.php?source=420199) | Gyromania T-Pain song is the best here. it?s interesting melodically and has good energy. most of the rest of this sounds like rap albums I?ve already heard hundreds of times. when rap is really good it?s amazing but it?s crazy how you can feed people the same rap album 1000 times and they will say it goes hard and comment three fire emojis every time
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![](/crop.php?source=1097747) | Demon of the Fall seems like a very vanilla, inoffensive, bland indie rock album to me
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![](/crop.php?source=1151055) | Pikazilla Soz, I meant Feels. Strawberry Jam onwards is where they lost me.
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![](/crop.php?source=1151055) | Pikazilla which one? I don't like anything they did after sung tongs
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus why tho anco rules and time skiffs is no exception
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![](/crop.php?source=690146) | Atari yo check Drug Church! vocalist is reminding me of The Hold Steady at times I think...
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![](/crop.php?source=707535) | YoYoMancuso i just saw your comment, this first song is a bop
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup I just noticed you rated my album, thanks for listening to it. Hope you a good Christmas, corkon.
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![](/crop.php?source=690146) | Atari hope I?m right! Haha
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![](/crop.php?source=690146) | Atari I think you might dig the new Fleeting Joys album
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe First impressions. Gotta see if it grows. Chapter 1
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![](/crop.php?source=711403) | dedex ass shaking is just way too prominent in music appreciation to not give the practice a deserved s/o
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup Because it is warm and entering a cold atmosphere, basic science. Just like pissing outside in the winter or cold temps
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup But i piss in the corner of my inlaws backyard in the mid 50s and steam rose from where i was pissing in the fence corner
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup Oh my. As to your commment on potsys alt i would say cum could be steamy if it was outside in the winter
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![](/crop.php?source=1286769) | ColtonCummer69 and then gonna take a smelly steamy cum on your dads face
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![](/crop.php?source=1286769) | ColtonCummer69 gonna take a smelly steamy dump in your bathroom as a power move
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![](/crop.php?source=1077377) | neekafat How often have you been checking that soundoff page lad?
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![](/crop.php?source=711403) | dedex brb gonna change that
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![](/crop.php?source=1061284) | Koris It was a pasta from the Conrad Tao soundoff page. Just tweaked a few things and threw it on there ;]
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![](/crop.php?source=538903) | JohnnyoftheWell i am at work and cannot click that link hmmmm i guess i doubly can't have it. but i did have the most ****in delicious plate of cheapish yakisoba on saturday and nothing can compete for like the next week
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![](/crop.php?source=1043886) | Slex Lmao what is yr fave by him? Mine is Thugger Girls
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![](/crop.php?source=1043886) | Slex If it weren't for the standard party songs breaking the flow, it'd be his best release for me
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup HivCorkon, Free to download https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/VoGiRscffE2GEFjP6
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![](/crop.php?source=1034848) | ArsMoriendi Strangers from the Universe is their most beloved
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus try adding alt = "" for some reason it works then
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus even after you hit save?
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus i said "shoutbox" but meant "favorite bands" anyway thats enough spam from me and i expect a highly entertaining gif there promptly
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/hawey
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus ok well this garbage shoutbox wont let me post the necessary characters but just surround this link by an img tag for example https://i.imgur.com/QjapIF7.gif
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus oh haha you just have to literally put your http directly into your shoutbox so just type this in there for example
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus what feature would that be? btw i have very little experience with web development lmao
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![](/crop.php?source=1066477) | Aberf I expect your thoughts on my recs btw or I will take a potato chip and eat it!
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![](/crop.php?source=1066477) | Aberf I'll make a list for you then.
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![](/crop.php?source=1066477) | Aberf what kind of shoegaze do you like though?
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![](/crop.php?source=1037980) | Ryus definitely the former
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![](/crop.php?source=1285675) | FabiusPictor204 https://www.mentalhelp.net/advice/are-my-past-sexual-fantasies-dangerous-and-unusual/that's the site I got it from, Storm thought it was serious, but that's bc he's a simpleton and actually probably closer to being retarded
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![](/crop.php?source=190767) | Storm In A Teacup Detailed fantasies of sexually forcing himself on women of all ages and relations
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![](/crop.php?source=192822) | tectactoe Don?t you dare bring logic into this!
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