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Reviews 30 Approval 87%
Soundoffs 174 News Articles 96 Band Edits + Tags 186 Album Edits 57
Album Ratings 1855 Objectivity 93%
Last Active 05-09-17 6:56 am Joined 05-10-16
Review Comments 7,050
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| hobblepot Sputnik is no fun without your antics
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| sixdegrees WARNING IF YOU STOP READING YOU WILL DIE TONIGHT. Hi I'm Mike. I'm 11 years old but I'm dead now. I had no friends... If you do not post this to 20 pictures you will die tonight at exactly 11:59pm. DON'T BELIEVE ME? A guy named Jake read this and laughed later that night I took a knife from his kitchen and stabbed him to death. You don't wanna be Jake do you? A girl named Sandra posted it to only 10 pictures SILLY GIRL SHE'S ONLY 11 BUT OH WELL. That day she saw me and ran to her grandma's house
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| ian b legitimately miss u around here man, shout back if u ever log back on !
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| Bedex Hey man, do you happen to know if the tracks on Yndi Halda's Enjoy Eternal Bliss EP are the same as on the LP, or are they different versions (whether in terms of composition or just prod)? Saw you rated it and was wondering
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| heck thanks for stealing my DGD soundoff bitch
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| Dedes How's it going dude? You haven't been here in awhile
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| pjorn Snide Remarks when?
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| Drifter We Stich These Wounds is pretty good
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| Stereochrome1 You asked for a link awhile ago for new stuff. Here it ishttp://newnoisemagazine.com/stream-trave
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| Dedes Just give in and become a fully fledged mc. Like write about how you did a lot of crack and shot a man or something.
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| Dedes The number of people telling you to drop a Snide Remarks album as fast as possible is staggering considering the vast number of people who also s*** on you for releasing music too fast lol
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| Pon hold the heck up since when was your username 'snide' instead of 'blackmalachite'?
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| SteakByrnes I really dig the new OMAM track, Aaron's screams still sound good after all of that rest. Also diggin the Clannad avatar my guy
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| TVC15 So I made this crunkcore cover of Black Skinhead https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BwrPr50s-bF4Tnp0MnkxblU1Z00
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| SteakByrnes I did a review for Young Lions - Blue Isla, check it out my dude, any feedback is appreciated
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| kascetcadettt here's a thread where you can discuss how fantastic it is to be a part of this moment: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=174557 \\\ don't be scared to share the news with other guys in case i missed someone out and keep shining in the light of this beautiful rock n roll fireplate, god bless, hasanmedia represent
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| kascetcadettt sieg hi it's-a me smooth brotha from the umpteenth block taggin' em trainz comin' from your favorite station, word on the street is (artuma is gay) my new album came out recently and if that's the last thing i ever do let it be, leavin' the link in your hands my man: http://poleyounger.bandcamp.com/album/go-daylight \\\ feel FREE to 1 it if u didn't like my agressive self promotion campaign, feel FREE to thank me if this album saved your life
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| betray if I was faced with having to be locked in a room with you for 8 hours, and the prize was 1 million dollars, i'd kill myself
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| betray by the way that was rhetoric, you thick ****. don't actually go looking, you won't find any.
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| betray give me two quotes that support your argument that I annoy other users with my comments. i'll wait.
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| betray " far more than I annoy them?" way to concede that one there pal i didn't even have to work for that
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| betray i mean you could just not post on this site anymore that seems like it would solve both issues you brought up
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| betray i don't want clear responses, nothing you can/will ever possibly say will ever hold any value to me whatsoever. what i want is for you to stop
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| betray you keep repeating the "own music and favorite band" part because you know that wasn't the point I was trying to make. your behavior is so easily read its almost laughable
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| betray you're so thick dude jesus christ how have you even made it this far
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| betray my experience on this site would just be so much better without you being on it. I really wish you'd go away forever
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| betray you are just an amalgamation of some of the worst behaviors the humans have to offer wrapped up in one pile of wasted matter
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| betray you do that all the time. just like when you post your fourth music project in like 2 months time. just like when you ask people why they hate bvb on the site. honestly, what's not to hate about you??
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| betray you even feeling the need to ask that question is a perfect example of why i hate you. you know damn well why i do
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| betray can you **** off forever thanks in advance
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| AngryLittleAlchemist Hey bro I wrote this on skype one time a few days ago I think you'd enjoy this joke haha : http://i.imgur.com/adR0UiC.jpg
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| onionbubs do you prefer tits or ass? i need to know for a survey my friend is conducting
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| Drifter Whack because its better than that.....
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| Drifter Hey dude. I heard your DW Redux and your s/t today. I honestly prefer the og DW to the Redux. In regards to your s/t, that average is pretty whack.
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| Dedes Good demo dude, i'm actually kind of excited to hear the vox off it.
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| TVC15 I hope so too dude, with this redux I think you're definitely taking steps towards improvement. I can't wait for what you got in the future dude!
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| TVC15 Unlike the first one, your Distortion Redux really grabbed me on first listen, although maybe it's due to the wide gap in which I've heard both
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| Marehelm How that first message is not ironic baffles me as well. But it's all good :-)
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| Marehelm Can't quite tell if you're being serious. But your whole way of doing your music-thing truly baffles me. For what it's worth, I did listen to and enjoy some of your new redux tracks :-)
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| Marehelm Can't quite tell if you're being serious. But your whole way of doing your Music-thing baffles me. For what it's worth, I did enjoy
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| MagicMonk777 Hey i posted a news article on here a few hours ago so why is it not on here public? :/
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| Frippertronics bro you gotta check some of the better beach boys albums t b h
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| Beardog Hey, did you check out my remix-album yet? https://karslandman.bandcamp.com/album/living-things-metal-remix-wip
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| zaruyache if you can suppress your gag reflex and are tone-deaf maybe. Davie's voice is absolute cringe tho.
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| zaruyache hard to not be catchier than rap rockers singing out of tune bruh.
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| zaruyache ok nvm maybe x4 better some of these tracks r crap
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| zaruyache how do you hate Millionaires but like BotDF when they're the same thing but Millionaires are about x40 better
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| LouReed Hey Lou here! When do you want to collab?
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| Drifter Whaaaaaat. You gave Reincarnated a 3? Whaaaaaaaat. Most people give it lower nice :)
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| Beardog Thanks! Here's the link: karslandman.bandcamp.com/album/living-things-metal-remix-wip
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| Beardog Ey snide, will you check out my Linkin Park full album remix? Please gimme some constructive criticism before fully releasing it
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| Snake. honestly i'm fine right now it's just i go through these phases of being angry and this weird feeling of being hated by everybody and i'm just trying not to think about it right now
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| Hurricanslash I really do dig his vocal tone, though. And i do think that he has his lyrical moments as well, particularily in Morning in America. But the main point is, say one thing against Hand of God and I SWEAR you gon get slapped. That's my favorite song of 2017.
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| Hurricanslash Fam you're really, really wrong on that one. And i don't even love that album, I just think it's kinda okay.
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| Hurricanslash Your opinion on the Jon Bellion album is straight up trash, bruh. Just saying.
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| Gameofmetal im genuinely pretty excited to hear it. take that how you will
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| Gameofmetal fair but come on man, i gotta get my kicks somewhere XD
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| AngryLittleAlchemist i genuinely don't get why you don't want the pussy tho. maybe it's just cause i'm desparate
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| SteakByrnes Sweetness, let me know what you think my dude
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| SteakByrnes My guy I think you'd enjoy The Dream The Chase. They only made one EP called "Found Again" but goddamn it's amazing. Really good post-hardcore from Australia
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| kascetcadettt i love how onionbubble implies that he never thought he'd agree with your opinion
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| onionbubs holy s*** man. i think im starting to agree with you about the s/t being the best mayday parade album
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| Storm In A Teacup well yeah you should already know the more ridiculous you get the more people will flame you or react to it
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| Storm In A Teacup cool! i'm glad you decided to go back to that album and revisit its' creation
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| AngryLittleAlchemist IDK you don't have much indie rock on your chart but they're kind of like alt rock(i guess). Check Moon first and then dip your toes into their first two, see if you like those too.
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| AngryLittleAlchemist You should check out Modest Mouse. I don't really know if you'd dig but Moon and Antarctica is fantastic dude.
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| Dedes Yeah i'll listen dude. Should be sleeping now, it;s 1:30 and I have school tomorrow but ****ing sputnik threads lol.
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| Dedes Yeah June/July sounds good dude. Hope I get to see it then. I'm actually excited for this release, I feel like this could be a real turning point for you dude.
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| Dedes That's cool, maybe it'll give you more time to think whether or not the pieces truly fit on your record or not. Definitely don't want to rush you (actually take all the time you need, best thing you can do for your record really) but is there any sort of estimated release date?
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| Dedes Yeah good luck on the record man, you've been rather iffy in the past but with other peoples input i think you can put forth something really solid. Is it going to be the next "Hymn to the Immortal Wind" or no? (lol)
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| Dedes That's cool man, what is trebor doing on the record?
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| Dedes Post rock seems simultaneously far from something you'd release yet similar. Like you've always went for atmosphere it seems like but post rock is certainly a different beast from what you've done.
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| allah i'm dying of a disease and i might not live to see the next black malachite release coming in ... I believe it was in a few months for your new album? I know you've been working really hard and want to keep it to an appropriate date, but i've been really depressed for a long time about this and I want to hear it. Could you maybe release it early? sometime this month or april?
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| Dedes Yeah that last record to be blunt kind of sucked imo but I remember void being pretty good so you have potential
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| AsleepInTheBack yo snide, cheers for posting your latest list, really facilitated some self-evaluation on my part through reading the comments, realised I have somewhat of an addiction that needs fixing. anyway, thanks for bringing up the topic, its inadvertently helped me out a lot
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| Dedes How's the new record coming along dude.
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| allah Hey man can you do me a huge favor?
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| TVC15 Audacity but your reply is a bit late I've re-recorded all of the necessary tracks lol
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| MercuryToHell Thankyou for letting me know man, I genuinely think it's your most solid output so far so will definitely be checking that!
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| TVC15 Hey man, dyou know if it's possible to reduce gain in an already recorded guitar track
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| Orb Gud taste hombre
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| FullOfSounds Yeah but I got confused at the layout, closed the tab and forgot about it lol
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| talktothehead What is your next project and how long are you taking to make it?
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| EphemeralEternity your dear old pal balls ,and dw I still intend on listening to your album some time , in fact i thnk you've put out another one or two since
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| Angelboros Pinkly Smooth - Unfortunate Snort. That was The Rev's side project which Synyster Gates and Justin Sane were also involved in. Might not dig, but wanted to rec you something again.
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| Feather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD91scPwZoU
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| TVC15 Hmm I'd say Marilyn Manson's Golden Age of Grotesque, Skinn Puppy's Last Rights and Mind: The Perpetual Intercourse, Assemblage 23's Defiance, Celldweller's Wish Upon a Blackstar, KMFDM's Nihil, and Nurse With Wound's Mezbild Schwet are industrial albums that have rubbed me the most and generally harsh noise as well. It's a fair bit but industrial music has a lot of sounds that can be explored
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| TVC15 Yeah.. Yknow "organic industrial"
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| TVC15 Ala told me he was joking about doing an industrial collab album with you... but I have a lil interest in doing something like that with you
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| Feather The Devil InsideAre you on drugs?Casanova Rodeo (Craig demo)Can't let upI'm Sorryis the track list if you wanna look some songs up
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| Feather Have you ever heard The Word Alive's unreleased ep from back when Craig Mabbitt was the lead singer? I feel like you would love it based on what you listen to and it is one of my favorites of that genre.
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| DatsNotDaMetulz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaAvNsCHEfQ here's another deathcore-turned-nu-metal band you'll probably like. Just wrote a review of it on Sput
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| betray let's make slamming brutal death
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| Sinternet i'll either get it done tomorrow or the day after, like i think i'll have a lot to say about it regardless
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| Final Origin Yeah no idea why the message didnt get through! Whenever you want to send some stuff over for me to experiment on, just message me on here or FB and hopefully I'll get the files!
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| Final Origin Hey dude! I was just reading through one of the threads on your new album and saw that you didnt get a reply from me about the collab, it looks like something went wrong cause I did actually send a reply on FB! For some reason you didnt get the messages and I was waiting for your files! Pretty insane really haha. If you are still up for it, I am definitely interested in what you came up with cause I am currently recording at the moment so i can put something out.
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| Spado hey just wanted to give you a shout that I'm enjoying the stuff you put out especially the electronic tracks. sputs a tough crowd judging you harshly against ok computer but its some nice stuff.
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| talktothehead Hey man. Just wanted to tell you that I really envy your work ethic. Even if you throw out stuff prematurely, I admire your drive and motivation, a LOT. Keep at it :)!!
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| kascetcadettt the random out of nowhere guitar stops mean that i tried to think of what to play next because i haven't written any of that lol
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| TVC15 Yeah All the Rage and Epic are albums I wouldn't mind blasting in my car once in a while
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| TVC15 Decided to revisit Blood on the Dance Floor. I'm surprised by the amount of decent songs among the majority of awful songs. At best, I'm basically neutral towards their more tolerable albums tho
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| talktothehead That really sucks Snide. I am sorry. I wouldn't really have guessed with your activity on here...you seem like a pretty consistent person. Also yea dude, you are a great user. I'm happy for you and hope you do something great someday. Good you aren't letting it get u down though.
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| FullOfSounds You're a great person Snide keep up the good vibes
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| onionbubs yeah i see that. but its a lot easier said than done. i dont know ill just see how this plays out
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| onionbubs Yeah i get that. May take some time before i feel comfortable doing that tho
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| onionbubs Esp with her potentially going out with one of my closest friends. That'd be hard for me to take
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| onionbubs Eh ive been better for sure. Its just kinda hard, because shes someone i talk to a lot, and every time i talk to her i feel a little better about this, but it just reminds me of how i feel about her which does not help with trying to get over her. I talked to her about all of this and she seemed cool with it which was kind of relieving. But...**** it just kinda sucks yknow? Like i know its probably like a pretty small problem and ill get over it, but it still kinda sucks nonetheless
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| talktothehead well...I don't know what to tell you. I'm not going to glorify your condition and say "that's awesome bruh" but it if gives you inspiration best of look to you bud. Are you on medication or something?
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| talktothehead That sucks. So your other personality destroyed your E.P.s? Our you just had a panic attack and only focused on the finished songs? Hay man, maybe you should seriously relax a bit and wait till your feeling better till you release some more s***(I just mean music, i'm not saying it's crap lol).
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| onionbubs never mind ill have to delay it a little bit to some point next week
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| FullOfSounds No I haven't even started it, sorry. The week was super busy
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| onionbubs another cover up today or tomorrow get hyped
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| TVC15 Also did you physically perform all or most of the instruments on the EP?
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| TVC15 Is the lyrics from Dark Fade that Torts quoted in his review for Rage referring to your DID? Regardless I actually like it although obviously to most other Sputnikers it's probably too angsty for their liking
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| TheTripP That's cool, You DO have trickles of cool parts on the EP that I think you should possibly take another shot at another Metalcore EP but with taking your time, making the songs longer... and maybe studying up on popular Metalcore bands that could help put some inspiration in your music as well... but keep it up!
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| TheTripP Alright mate, so I checked out your EP Rage. Just wanted to say nothing about it is necessarily BAD... just fills very lacking, like EXTREMELY. The songs were all way too short with nothing to make them feel worth listening to ever again. And when it was supposed to pack a punch it left you empty. I really think you need to reevaluate how you set up foundations for your songs, you have talent to make something worthwhile but you gotta take your time and perfect it. But not terrible, keep it up!
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| onionbubs Thanks dude. Considering doing more stuff from brand new. Obvisouly some green day covers are gonna happen at some point but ill probably do that in a full mix environment instead of an acoustic cover
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| onionbubs thanks. yea its not normally gonna be that weird. see becuase of the structure of the song, specifically the ending, its easiest to record the vocal track and guitars at the same time, and then layer another track. i just didnt turn that one down enough ill fix that next time
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| onionbubs https://illusivetomas.bandcamp.com/releases
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| onionbubs Yo do you wanna check out a cover i made of brand new's play crack the sky?
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| MikeHunt Canada for a while, it's a cool place to live.. Literally hehe , fr it got dowm to -35 today ****ing unbearable. I haven't yet sorry, I prob won't be able to for a few days but some point this week i will (you've probably seen me ranting on here but I want to actively listen to it not while I'm on sput). Sorry to hear about your diagnosis too but at least now you have a more concrete understanding of what you're dealing with, even if the disorder is still reslly enigmatic which it seems to be
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| MikeHunt This is your old pal BallsDeep btw. Still haven't listened to your other release lol I'll try to at some point but living in another country atm and don't have awful lot of time atm. Well o do but Im hopeless at managing it but I ca give you feedback when I do get around to it if you want.
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| MikeHunt To more positive reception. But it's cool that you're expressing yourself thru your music and haven't let the detractors dissuade you from making music, altho I think its definitely in your best interest to internalize a lot of the criticism/ suggestions to better your music, that is the few comments which actually offer something constructive
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| MikeHunt Combination executed to great effect imo and definitely recommend listening to it of you haven't yet. Anyway overall the track feels like it was put together in a sort of haphazard fashion altho unlike the naysayers I think you've got potential to compose some really effective music once you refine your songwriting. I domt mean this to come off as condescending and I'm not trying to tell you how to write your music, your free to compose however you like but that's just my advice / may lead
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| MikeHunt Major issue for me was how it felt incohesive / lacked an organic flow that I look for in any genre of music even electronic and glitchy sort of stuff. It's difficult to describe exactly, I feel like some of the electronic elements seemed a bit contrived and stuck out in a bad way, but again I'm of the opinion that unless executed tactfully electronics and metal aren't too combinable and can detract from eachother. Something like altar of plagues final album is sort of a paragon of that
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| MikeHunt Hey man my honest critique of your new electronic metalcore(esque) track is that the individual elements are strong; the instruments sound good at least from a production standpoint, your growls and shrieks are powerful altho personally Im not a fan of layered Vox and spoken word have major propensity to sound cheesy af and so be detrimental to the overall music unless executed absolutely flawlessly, and even then.. so would recommend keeping them to the minimum .
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| onionbubs Aight dude. Sorry i didnt like the song btw. Ill definitely check the rest of it out tho. Maybe ill dig something there. Ill always give yr stuff a try. Whether or not i like it is a different story but ill always go in with an open mind
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| onionbubs You thinking of continuing in the metalcore direction or going back to electronic?
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| onionbubs Im investing in a scarlett soon. Seems focusrites are the standard of the industry. Reaper is cool too. Definitely one of the best DAWs ive tried out. I was wondering if youve ever tried any positive grid stuff? Its an amp sim that gets surprisingly close to replicating actual amps. Since you use guitar in dark fade i kinda assumed you may want to use it in the future. I'd advise checking it out it's not super expensive you might find it a helpful recording tool
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| onionbubs I'm sorry dude. I tried but nothing about it really works for me. Maybe its just not my thing but i really couldnt find much enjoyment out of it. Side question about the recording, what do you use to track guitars? Like what guitar/amp/mic/audio interface do you use?
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| onionbubs Hell yea dude. Have a friend who was super into that show a few years back i watched a few episodes. It was alright ill probably rewatch it when school eases up. If anything the characters are hot as **** lol
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| onionbubs lol i recognize yr rosario vampire pic
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| VaxXi just gonna work on a video script and maybe throw together my year end lists, dunno
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| VaxXi yeah im gonna sit the rest of this out, send me a shout if the site hasn't burned down in the next few days.
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| ZippaThaRippa You might not have seen but one of those cheeky ****ers featured that list for a hot minute. It got taken off but obviously they're aware of it and haven'td it. So someone is clearly letting this s*** run its course. It's legitimately out of control now. They have a dumpster fire on their hands.
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| ZippaThaRippa Nah **** that haha, no one gives a s*** what I think. I'm better off being quiet.
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| ZippaThaRippa Yeah man Sach finally ****ing broke the camel's back. Months of hard work and somebody on the other end cracked in a ****ing glorious way. Whoever sent those messages can eat s*** and die.
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| ZippaThaRippa That's what I'm saying man. You're inspirational in an odd way. You're as endearing as you are irritating. Can't find it in me to s*** on you without telling you that.
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| ZippaThaRippa I mean a lot of people say that s*** but you actually live it. You're an incredible human. ****, man.
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| ZippaThaRippa You must be the most even tempered person to ever ****ing live. I just don't understand how you can weather so much abuse and never seem to have anything negative to say back. How the ****? Honestly I'm just blown away. You ****ing amaze me. Truly. You're something else.
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| FullOfSounds I was actually just listening to your City single a bunch last night, so catchy
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| FullOfSounds Probably, I wanna get into reviewing so this is a nice way to start
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