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  • StrikeOfTheBeast Checking now! Thanks
    February 21 09:31 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Sure. Whachu got?
    February 21 09:24 PM
    February 21 09:08 PM
  • Frippertronics pfft metal promos
    February 21 08:44 PM
  • Frippertronics sup dumb loser bitch how's the app coming along
    February 21 08:36 PM
  • SlothcoreSam Hey, what are you thanking me for?
    February 20 11:40 PM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts I don?t love it tbh
    February 20 10:38 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Sounds up my street, I shall give it a whirl
    February 17 04:41 PM
  • hal1ax my man what is aldi's
    February 17 04:35 PM
  • hal1ax fammmm life is pretty decent. i work about the same hours per week as you which is gnarly sometimes but i don't mind the routine. weave in n out of being stressed enough to warrant vocalizing it. how about you?
    February 17 03:00 PM
  • pizzamachine Thanks bruh, I work hard to 5 so many things
    February 17 02:12 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hit me baby
    February 11 10:01 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Never jammed them before tbh, what they like?
    February 11 06:14 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel GOTO HELL
    February 10 10:22 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel You're mean
    February 10 10:21 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel Sup
    February 10 06:03 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel I am also zachery
    February 10 06:02 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Great man, just come back from watching behemoth
    February 9 06:46 PM
  • zachrEEEEEEEEE You don't want the sauce
    February 5 04:00 AM
  • zachrEEEEEEEEE There can only be one true Zach
    February 5 02:13 AM
  • DarkSideOfLucca That sounds ****ing sick man! I'm about to put them on now, sorry for the late reply
    January 29 11:18 AM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Nah man, never heard of them
    January 26 07:13 PM
  • Ninjahague *notices your todbringer rating*owo
    December 3 03:49 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Feck, you got me. The kitty is just too powerful
    November 25 12:41 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Panzerkitty shot three people in the head with one bullet explain that one chief
    November 25 11:56 AM
  • BlackwaterPork I heard panzerkitty has aimbot
    November 25 11:34 AM
  • BlackwaterPork If I had to pick anyway to die it would be getting shot by that kitty in the tank
    November 25 11:20 AM
  • BlackwaterPork That Marduk profile picture is absolutely incredible
    November 25 08:32 AM
  • butcherboy .. ..
    November 25 12:48 AM
  • butcherboy Yes, my love? What can i do you for?
    November 24 10:36 PM
  • Snake. failing at everything uwu
    November 24 03:45 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Nah, it?s a 10 hour drive from my part of Florida.
    November 24 02:54 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Don?t know if you?re American but they?re playing in Nashville during the summer for Nashville Desecration.
    November 24 12:27 PM
  • BallsToTheWall New Sargeist rips son. Thanks! Didn?t even know they dropped a new one.
    November 24 01:32 AM
  • Snake. you caught me at a weird time in my life sup
    November 23 09:44 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Hell yeah, will do.
    November 23 08:32 PM
  • Nocturtle I wouldn't call it djent? I figured cuz you like symphonic stuff like septic and cradle and some sumerian stuff like boo and atb that you'd dig it
    November 22 01:57 PM
  • Nocturtle Ovid's Withering - Scryers of The Ibis it'll be between a 3.5-4.5 for you
    November 22 07:07 AM
  • BerryGarlicia ok i'm fine with that
    November 17 10:30 AM
  • BerryGarlicia What if i don't want to jam it
    November 17 10:02 AM
  • BlackwaterPork I listened to a few songs and it sounds like a 3-3.5 which is better than the first one by miles
    November 2 04:34 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah sure i will give it a whirl but I?m not expecting much simply because their last album was pretty bad
    November 2 07:14 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Fookin nice that?s like top 5 dm for me
    October 28 11:36 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Not too bad m8 wbu
    October 28 10:01 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck jamming Of Machines dude, solid stuff!
    October 22 09:57 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck alas... I have not! I will tomorrow!
    October 18 06:33 PM
  • Sevengill so much is up, thanks for asking! lots of band stuff (three of them) at various stages of release and playing. you been up to anything fun?
    October 7 11:23 AM
  • Hawks I did a long time ago and haven?t since. Guess I need to hard. Check my bm list I just made too bro. m/
    August 23 02:27 AM
    August 21 10:09 PM
  • Snake. ):
    August 20 10:34 PM
  • Flugmorph excellent
    April 28 08:45 AM
  • Flugmorph how u doin ma nibba. I see u got into some dodgy s*** like of mice and men and pierce the veil. wtf
    April 28 04:20 AM
  • Aiwaz yo sup man, you want to play a game with us? comment in my list if you have the time or interest. anyways, peace and grease my man!
    April 28 12:58 AM
  • Dewinged Noted Dedes, gotta edit it in the list, thanks dude.
    April 27 02:04 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Hell yeah, I still think their previous is better as well tho
    April 26 05:03 AM
  • splinter yes I know them and I really like Chapter 7
    April 25 04:42 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Ah yeah fair enough, what did you think of the new panopticon?
    April 23 06:47 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice, have you been having a wittr binge?
    April 23 03:43 PM
  • BlackwaterPork When did you change you name I must have missed that
    April 23 11:01 AM
  • SteakByrnes Dude I know :[
    April 19 08:00 PM
  • SteakByrnes I'm sick and feel like s***, sore throat and my left ear is blocked up
    April 19 11:55 AM
  • SteakByrnes wyd
    April 16 09:52 PM
  • gagnonov Opus 48 is Nocturnes 13 and 14, so yeah, that's half of it. But 13 is definitely the masterpiece here
    April 16 07:25 PM
  • LamboGD Yeah it has such an incredible atmosphere. Good to see I'm not the only one who thinks it's their best release :)
    April 9 04:35 PM
  • LamboGD Cheers man, you got some nice ratings too! Props for 5ing The White in particular, that album is so close to a 5 for me as well
    April 9 03:16 PM
  • BookoftheFallen hello i still exist
    April 8 08:35 PM
  • impoppy r u d e
    April 8 07:05 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah cool man, hope the move goes smooth (:
    April 7 07:01 PM
  • ianblxdsoe ye idk what to rate it yet
    April 7 04:15 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Hey dude :) Life's been good lately, feeling pretty positive. How about you man, how's it going?
    April 7 02:28 AM
  • Gameofmetal fiora OP OP
    March 27 09:25 PM
  • Gameofmetal Clean jax bro lolol
    March 26 08:02 PM
  • theacademy just run with it, boss... and the content will come... u have my blessing
    March 26 02:00 PM
  • Illucid it's bro shredding through like 10 distortion pedals minus all of the training required to make it sound "melodic"
    March 25 09:17 PM
  • Illucid the rest is just improv guitar noise tbh
    March 25 09:14 PM
  • Illucid that's the first track yeah
    March 25 09:12 PM
  • Illucid it's 5 x 1-hour tracks -- 1st track is distinctly disjoint from the rest soundwise
    March 25 09:11 PM
  • SteakByrnes They released a new song not too long ago as well, it was pretty noice
    March 22 01:32 PM
  • SteakByrnes Dude nice, I love m some tendies. Also good s*** on those FALILV rankings :]
    March 22 01:12 PM
  • SteakByrnes Oh hey broski ily2 wyd
    March 22 12:44 PM
  • ramon. Oh s*** sup Dedes bro nm man how you been my boyYah there are already a few other crypt[something] dudes round these parts and no one calls me crypt so why not
    February 28 06:08 PM
  • BlackMalachite Check it fam! -
    February 28 04:02 PM
  • tlos DsO meets Arghoslent:
    February 27 09:47 AM
  • Darius the Great To be honest... I wonder the same thing
    February 26 12:04 AM
  • Drifter Ohhhhh. No wasn't me haha. I imagine it was him tho
    February 25 09:36 PM
  • Drifter Wasn't me lol. What happened??
    February 25 09:32 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit takes a lot of influence from 80s prog rock and new wave, but tried to do my own thing with those atmospheres in mind
    February 25 09:52 AM
  • AnimalsAsSummit new album out if you're interested -
    February 23 06:52 PM
  • MarsKid Help my mission on having this awesome debut conquer the website:
    February 20 01:31 PM
  • neekafat I'll take it, I suppose a lot of my love for it is just personal connection and nostalgia, but them melodies and guitar interplay are so mmmmmmm
    February 20 11:15 AM
  • neekafat Ayyyy nice Harrod and Funck rate, wish it were higher tho (;
    February 20 10:47 AM
  • InFlamesWeThrash666 Check this out mate i think you'll dig it
    February 17 01:30 PM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe not as much as I used to, but every now and then I do
    February 16 09:21 AM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe It really gives me an Amon Amarth vibe
    February 16 06:32 AM
  • MyShadow oh well if u after that sorta sounds there's absolutely tons of stuff. memphis is a breeding ground for great hip hop. also idk if youve ever heard ugk but they might be my favourite duo of all time and the texas sound in general is one of my go-tos
    February 14 02:44 PM
  • MyShadow if u like flockaveli i see no reason why u wouldnt enjoy older chief keef n fredo. shout me when u wanna be put on im not the resident expert but i know a lot bout the dude's music
    February 14 02:07 PM
  • MyShadow im more accustomed to trap and other such genres but i know what gets ppl into the genre so yeh holla me for that
    February 14 01:56 PM
  • MyShadow yeh man primarily what i listen to honestly. was gonna suggest dalek but u got a bunch of their albums rated. u could try clipping? theyre not really my thing but non hip-hop fans tend to dig them
    February 14 01:55 PM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe any specific albums or songs?
    February 13 11:16 AM
  • Kaiwaz Hey dedes, if you could watch this and tell me what you think I would appreciate it man! I recorded it last night. Criticism welcomed.
    February 3 07:15 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Kamelot is some solid s***, but yeah power metal is not one of my favorite genres overall
    February 2 03:17 PM
  • BlackwaterPork It had been too long since I jammed them so I went for it, and I do not want to listen to any more power metal lol
    February 2 12:43 PM
  • Nocte Yeah kinda a defunct page now. Gonna be on here and let other people manage things
    January 31 01:16 PM
  • Nocte Geez man you?ve got some decent reviews under your belt
    January 31 04:52 AM
  • Jacquibim henlo
    January 31 02:36 AM
  • Hawks Nope haven't heard it, will def check soon. m/
    January 31 02:03 AM
  • Hawks Ehhhh I usually don't do that so I prob won't lol. Got my 10 year sputversary coming up in March though so I'll make a big list for that. What's the rec bro?
    January 31 01:24 AM
  • Sriracha i've been with you this whole time my brother
    January 30 04:29 PM
  • Gameofmetal sounds weird but ok
    January 29 06:58 PM
  • dbizzles Yeah, that's what gives them their identity, but everything else is just not special at all. They do go hard though, I'll give them that..
    January 29 02:32 PM
  • dbizzles Sorry, Holmes. I realized I hadn't rated them yet. I remember liking Neverbloom way more the first time I heard it, but it feels pretty cookie cutter. Old Souls is a nice progression, but I didn't like the direction they moved in at all.
    January 29 11:35 AM
  • Gameofmetal ok hit me wit it
    January 28 11:20 PM
  • neekafat Will do fam! I'll letchu know what I think (:
    January 27 06:34 PM
  • bloc Proper filthy
    January 27 03:07 PM
  • neekafat Idek who that is lol
    January 27 09:13 AM
  • SirRyanFerguson Check my list king. I added periphery cuz a djent a day keeps le derp away
    January 26 10:09 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Ok man :] I'll take your advice.
    January 26 01:51 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Better not follow his steps. Plus there's so much weird s*** Sputnik needs to revisit and de-obscurify.
    January 26 12:43 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Don't want to change my 5s to 1s and replace them with garbage.
    January 26 12:31 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Mike no longer liked metal during his last Sput days. He sold his virtual ass to the INDIE BULLs*** when he became emeritus. Btw nice pie chart. I'm lazy as **** so I haven't rated all the stuff I dig.
    January 26 12:10 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Don't you dare to sell out like ****in Mike Stagno
    January 25 09:51 PM
    January 25 12:24 AM
  • Beautiful Totally!
    January 21 12:06 AM
  • Beautiful Ohhh thanks :p
    January 20 11:42 PM
  • Rigma you're a good fren too good fren
    January 19 10:55 PM
  • Rigma d'awwwww
    January 19 10:55 PM
  • SteakByrnes The guitar work and the vocals absolutely slay everything on Augment and Impulse. That harsh vocalist was my favorite, too bad he left the band
    January 19 10:59 AM
  • SteakByrnes Also I see you with those Erra 4s my guy, nice
    January 19 12:37 AM
  • SteakByrnes I've always been meaning to check them out, I know Marsbro loves them
    January 19 12:37 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Right I?ll get on that
    January 18 12:55 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Thanks! Yours too
    January 18 12:03 PM
  • BlackwaterPork well I mean at least you can?t violate me
    January 18 11:12 AM
  • BlackwaterPork I?ll hire the spiritual form of the gimp from pulp fiction to take care of you then
    January 18 11:06 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Jokes on you I love severed digits penetrating me, and that will be your last mistake before I crush your skull and join the discord while you can no longer access it to spite you like a petty bitch
    January 18 11:00 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Try it you twat bastardin **** I?ll cut off all your digits individually and feed them to you before cutting you in half groin to head
    January 18 10:55 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Cos I haven?t joined yet you plebeian scum who in the name of **** do you think you?re fukin talking to
    January 18 10:50 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Fuk yeah man, nawt beats feeling your anal lining being scarred up to s***e then having it ripped back out, its the true meaning of pleasure
    January 16 12:33 PM
  • BlackwaterPork It is the actual sound of a pig being violated by a flaming pike, so yeah it definitely gets me stomach rumbling
    January 16 12:12 PM
  • BlackwaterPork You put any fx on those fukin vocals and your just gonna get mindfuked to oblivion, sounds like this kid tbh
    January 16 11:58 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah mate the banshee shriek at the beginning of tetrastructural minds imploded my face
    January 16 10:26 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice to see some love for isolation, I think it?s 2nd best behind redux which I had as a 5 at one point but I recently started cutting down my list of 5s and it didn?t make it
    January 16 09:20 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice dude, see you have rated the vektor albums have you only just checked them out?
    January 16 03:55 AM
  • slomo lowkey do what you want, you're the one that looks stupid
    January 16 12:12 AM
  • slomo in a physical sense yes, but as far as calling you out for being s***, nah
    January 16 12:09 AM
  • slomo yeah dude keep letting them ram you, i don't wanna go near your disgusting person
    January 16 12:02 AM
  • slomo yeah i ain't comin to whatever s***-infested sinkhole you reside in
    January 15 11:59 PM
  • slomo do you have an older sister?
    January 15 11:55 PM
  • slomo dude you're seriously repulsive
    January 15 11:53 PM
  • slomo i'd maybe spit on you out of pity but i ain't getting within 3 feet of you
    January 15 11:52 PM
  • slomo i wouldn't touch you wearing a hazmat suit
    January 15 11:50 PM
  • Tyler. sorry i dont share that sentiment
    January 14 09:33 PM
  • Tyler. yeah?
    January 14 04:13 PM
  • matbla00 haha sure it does
    January 14 10:15 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah definitely, that's some high tier atmoblack right there
    January 13 06:17 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah I?ll be sure to check it, have you ever heard Walknut-Graveforests And Their Shadows?
    January 13 02:41 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah that was fukin great, thanks so much for that Rec it made my day
    January 13 02:01 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Sure mate, I?ll give them a spin and tell you what I think
    January 13 11:45 AM
  • Jom Well, it was slightly complicated. All of the blurbs for the LPs and EPs were dibbed by the contribs, but some of them flaked out. If you see one that has no blurb (e.g. Pain of Salvation), you're most welcome to write one up -- you can e-mail it to me or shoutbox it to me. Whatever option is easier for you. Cheers!
    January 11 04:23 PM
  • Satellite i don't listen to them much either anymore, but that doesn't in any way detract from how compelling of a read the book is. they went through some s***. easily the best band/artist autobiography i've ever read.
    January 11 03:42 PM
  • Satellite have you read the nofx autobio? can't rec it strongly enough.
    January 11 03:22 PM
  • Tyler. halftime
    January 10 11:41 PM
  • MarsKid Probably not but hey you can only rub it in if you give it a listen ;)
    January 10 10:41 PM
  • MarsKid look out, it's an instant 4.5 that you should jam
    January 10 10:25 PM
  • kurosawa hey it sure is
    January 10 07:35 PM
  • bloc Good to know, that genre tends to blend all together
    January 10 01:14 PM
  • bloc Hmm, I haven't checked out any bands from that style in a while. Could be worth a shot, thanks man.
    January 10 12:32 PM
  • bloc I've never heard of the name, what are they like?
    January 10 12:05 PM
  • kurosawa wow thanks buddy
    January 9 07:10 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Lol fair enough, I always look into lyrical content as it's become a habit of mine
    January 8 06:24 PM
  • BlackwaterPork I love it personally, one of my favourites along with broken by light. I really connect with the lyrics on it
    January 8 05:28 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Also seeing you enjoyed the new converge as much as I did, what do you think of the t/t?
    January 8 04:55 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Agreed, they certainly do destroy testacles
    January 8 04:47 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah used to like those fukers a lot, haven?t jammed them in forever tho. You just checking them out now?
    January 8 04:25 PM
  • tlos
    December 27 12:48 PM
  • BlackwaterPork And a merry fukin Christmas to you too my friend
    December 25 04:13 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit merry christmas man, wanted to notify you of the new ep i have out; as always its free too -
    December 24 11:28 AM
  • DinosaurJones Hey, thanks, fella! You're pretty rad, yourself!
    December 18 08:12 PM
  • WretchedCacophony How come you have an mtg av but you don't know what a 2/2 for 2 is
    December 15 09:38 AM
  • Snake. i have been done dying for a while now lmao
    December 14 10:19 PM
  • WretchedCacophony damn man I love a good ol 2/2 for 2
    December 14 10:42 AM
  • BlackwaterPork D ROSE (X2000000)
    December 14 09:24 AM
  • BlackwaterPork How dare you
    December 14 01:48 AM
  • Jom Ampersands will always create new pages, so we convert them to 'and's.
    December 13 08:33 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Judging from your 5?s I heartedly disagree
    December 13 06:24 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Christ man, their newest record is utterly abysmal, just stay far away from it
    December 13 05:51 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yea mate that?s why it really appealed to me, suited my tastes more so than some ****in Chelsea Grin or some s***e
    December 13 05:42 PM
  • BlackwaterPork see you're liking thy art, i love hate and their newest records but the other two don't do much for me
    December 13 05:12 PM
  • BlackwaterPork I do dig some deathcore so I'll give it a shot, cheers for the rec
    December 13 04:15 PM
  • SteakByrnes Hit me up with a link boyo
    December 12 08:01 PM
  • SteakByrnes Ayo mane I got discord
    December 12 07:22 PM
  • Hawks Will do bro. m/
    December 11 07:24 PM
  • SteakByrnes Dude it's phenomenal, AOTY for me. I'm glad you've been digging them my dude, they deserve so much more recognition
    December 11 02:36 PM
  • SteakByrnes New Ghost Atlas tho my boi ;]
    December 11 01:18 PM
  • Papa Universe and I thought that you finally checked my entry to your Rec Me Classics toruney...
    December 11 10:23 AM
  • Papa Universe
    December 11 10:22 AM
  • CaimanJesus
    December 9 04:43 PM
  • SowingSeason kinda fallen by the wayside...they take a lot more time to construct than what it appears (usually minimum 1.5-2 hrs) and I simply have been too bogged down at work to keep them going. im not too worried about it though because the timing is decent; december is always slow.
    December 9 11:09 AM
  • Papa Universe You've coined the name Papa Universe. I am grateful to you.
    December 8 10:37 AM
  • Gameofmetal aight ill give it a listen soon
    December 8 07:50 AM
  • Drifter Kaleidoscope is dope
    December 7 11:54 AM

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