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  • Frippertronics That sounds like "I want to be banned" to me
    September 18 01:13 AM
  • Frippertronics or I could just get rid of that picture that works too
    September 17 11:33 PM
  • Frippertronics I don't understand, Kirby is a kind fellow
    September 16 09:53 PM
  • Frippertronics what in the **** is that thing
    September 15 07:36 AM
  • SteakByrnes I will big jam it when I can
    September 11 10:45 PM
  • SteakByrnes Not the full thing yet, I was jamming it a few weeks ago and got through like the first 4 songs before I got distracted lol
    September 11 03:30 PM
  • Mr. Pain
    September 10 07:31 PM
  • MarsKid I gave it a 3.5 my man. Melancholy, right?
    August 23 12:21 AM
  • MarsKid Ha, I jammed SoI already bucko, get on my level. And I suppose I'm surviving? I guess there's that haha, it's been a mixed bag for me. How about you?
    August 21 01:37 AM
  • BigAristotle sup
    August 13 02:17 PM
  • Gameofmetal will do, looks pretty interesting
    July 27 09:02 PM
  • jawsher oh wow your 5's are sick, too. good taste my friend
    July 26 08:06 PM
  • Pikazilla Thank you, will do (:
    June 9 06:54 AM
  • Darius the Great remember the time when
    June 2 02:20 AM
  • Gameofmetal Don't think so, but they'd fit right in with them. Really cool mystical/occult stuff.
    May 27 04:50 PM
  • Gameofmetal It's real good my dude. Did you check out Akasha's record from this year? I totally missed it until this week but it's hella good
    May 27 01:58 PM
  • Gameofmetal nm, why?
    May 26 10:49 PM
  • CaptainDooRight Hi bro have you my new Trvth album? Hope you have a sec to check it, see my recent list
    May 22 10:20 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Oh gotcha bro lool hope you don t get deceptioned at the end in a 2 manner lol cheers
    May 19 04:45 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD Sweeeet 5
    May 19 04:31 PM
  • ramon. The usual man, touching my noodle and getting into arguments on the internet, yourself?
    May 19 08:49 AM
  • verdant new phone who dis
    May 10 01:46 AM
  • verdant you got buds getting married!! existential crisis time :sunglasses:
    May 8 04:00 PM
  • verdant it goes it up, it goes it down ! hoope you're well brethren
    May 7 02:46 PM
  • Firedust You too fam. Too bad all my ratings got wiped two weeks ago. But I am in the process of getting everything back (:
    May 6 11:44 AM
  • Hawks Will do bro. m/
    April 29 03:47 PM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Thanks brewski \m/
    April 28 03:54 PM
  • SteakByrnes Thanks baby, and I'm in computer science doing programming s*** and software dev stuff :]
    April 23 04:20 AM
  • SteakByrnes That sounds like a wild night lol, im doing pretty well but pretty stressed because end of the semester is now and im graduating so I gotta focus on that
    April 22 05:33 PM
  • SteakByrnes Hey boyo how have you been? :3
    April 22 04:15 PM
  • slutbagtheimpaler open up comments on your list little boy
    April 17 04:42 AM
  • Snake. give me 200 dollars
    April 17 03:36 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast :P :P
    April 17 02:40 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast I snuck my comment on your Snake response! ha! :P
    April 17 12:30 AM
  • Snake. open the door or i'll throw rocks thru yr window
    April 17 12:30 AM
  • dedex Yeah those 2 are my favorites too, even though I think I prefer Roads for the melodeath additions. And the new EP is crushing as hell, I can't believe these songs are outtakes. But they work perfectly well together so it's for the best
    April 10 01:13 PM
  • dedex u should've protected yo neck! which one is your fav ?
    April 10 08:33 AM
  • dedex nice Panopticon review btw
    April 9 06:19 PM
  • dedex could have said the same back in '15 tho
    April 9 05:46 PM
  • veninblazer ight fam
    April 6 03:05 AM
  • veninblazer I've heard Selves We Cannot Forgive, they're badass.
    April 6 12:56 AM
  • Bloon yeah ive heard it, i have it too low probably
    March 12 01:01 AM
  • Supercoolguy64 dedes more like peeds cuz you piss your pants
    March 7 03:31 AM
  • Supercoolguy64 who the **** are you
    March 6 07:51 PM
  • TheMightyScoop A blue waffle has more appeal than any of your 5s
    March 5 11:48 AM
  • veninblazer nice
    March 5 05:31 AM
  • veninblazer lmaooooo i have so many other albums on the backburner though, some dude wants me to listen to Infester.
    March 5 12:25 AM
  • veninblazer I'm sure even you'd rather I be nice to the album
    March 4 09:21 PM
  • veninblazer if I'm not in the mood I'll probably end up giving it a lower rating just because I didn't want to listen to ridiculous brutality lmaoooo
    March 4 04:38 AM
  • veninblazer Okay. Maybe when I get in the mood for heavier music.
    March 4 03:46 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Perhaps not the best description, but it's great. lmao
    February 23 01:14 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast 3.5'd it. Solid album and very fun.
    February 23 01:00 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Checking now! Thanks
    February 22 02:31 AM
  • StrikeOfTheBeast Sure. Whachu got?
    February 22 02:24 AM
    February 22 02:08 AM
  • Frippertronics pfft metal promos
    February 22 01:44 AM
  • Frippertronics sup dumb loser bitch how's the app coming along
    February 22 01:36 AM
  • SlothcoreSam Hey, what are you thanking me for?
    February 21 04:40 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts I don?t love it tbh
    February 21 03:38 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Sounds up my street, I shall give it a whirl
    February 17 09:41 PM
  • hal1ax my man what is aldi's
    February 17 09:35 PM
  • hal1ax fammmm life is pretty decent. i work about the same hours per week as you which is gnarly sometimes but i don't mind the routine. weave in n out of being stressed enough to warrant vocalizing it. how about you?
    February 17 08:00 PM
  • pizzamachine Thanks bruh, I work hard to 5 so many things
    February 17 07:12 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hit me baby
    February 12 03:01 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Never jammed them before tbh, what they like?
    February 11 11:14 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel GOTO HELL
    February 11 03:22 AM
  • BeardedFacistIncel You're mean
    February 11 03:21 AM
  • BeardedFacistIncel Sup
    February 10 11:03 PM
  • BeardedFacistIncel I am also zachery
    February 10 11:02 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Great man, just come back from watching behemoth
    February 9 11:46 PM
  • zachrEEEEEEEEE You don't want the sauce
    February 5 09:00 AM
  • zachrEEEEEEEEE There can only be one true Zach
    February 5 07:13 AM
  • DarkSideOfLucca That sounds ****ing sick man! I'm about to put them on now, sorry for the late reply
    January 29 04:18 PM
  • DarkSideOfLucca Nah man, never heard of them
    January 27 12:13 AM
  • Ninjahague *notices your todbringer rating*owo
    December 3 08:49 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Feck, you got me. The kitty is just too powerful
    November 25 05:41 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Panzerkitty shot three people in the head with one bullet explain that one chief
    November 25 04:56 PM
  • BlackwaterPork I heard panzerkitty has aimbot
    November 25 04:34 PM
  • BlackwaterPork If I had to pick anyway to die it would be getting shot by that kitty in the tank
    November 25 04:20 PM
  • BlackwaterPork That Marduk profile picture is absolutely incredible
    November 25 01:32 PM
  • butcherboy .. ..
    November 25 05:48 AM
  • butcherboy Yes, my love? What can i do you for?
    November 25 03:36 AM
  • Snake. failing at everything uwu
    November 24 08:45 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Nah, it?s a 10 hour drive from my part of Florida.
    November 24 07:54 PM
  • BallsToTheWall Don?t know if you?re American but they?re playing in Nashville during the summer for Nashville Desecration.
    November 24 05:27 PM
  • BallsToTheWall New Sargeist rips son. Thanks! Didn?t even know they dropped a new one.
    November 24 06:32 AM
  • Snake. you caught me at a weird time in my life sup
    November 24 02:44 AM
  • BallsToTheWall Hell yeah, will do.
    November 24 01:32 AM
  • Nocturtle I wouldn't call it djent? I figured cuz you like symphonic stuff like septic and cradle and some sumerian stuff like boo and atb that you'd dig it
    November 22 06:57 PM
  • Nocturtle Ovid's Withering - Scryers of The Ibis it'll be between a 3.5-4.5 for you
    November 22 12:07 PM
  • BerryGarlicia ok i'm fine with that
    November 17 03:30 PM
  • BerryGarlicia What if i don't want to jam it
    November 17 03:02 PM
  • BlackwaterPork I listened to a few songs and it sounds like a 3-3.5 which is better than the first one by miles
    November 2 08:34 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah sure i will give it a whirl but I?m not expecting much simply because their last album was pretty bad
    November 2 11:14 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Fookin nice that?s like top 5 dm for me
    October 28 03:36 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Not too bad m8 wbu
    October 28 02:01 PM
  • ZombieToyDuck jamming Of Machines dude, solid stuff!
    October 22 01:57 PM
  • ZombieToyDuck alas... I have not! I will tomorrow!
    October 18 10:33 PM
  • Sevengill so much is up, thanks for asking! lots of band stuff (three of them) at various stages of release and playing. you been up to anything fun?
    October 7 03:23 PM
  • Hawks I did a long time ago and haven?t since. Guess I need to hard. Check my bm list I just made too bro. m/
    August 23 06:27 AM
    August 22 02:09 AM
  • Snake. ):
    August 21 02:34 AM
  • Flugmorph excellent
    April 28 12:45 PM
  • Flugmorph how u doin ma nibba. I see u got into some dodgy s*** like of mice and men and pierce the veil. wtf
    April 28 08:20 AM
  • Aiwaz yo sup man, you want to play a game with us? comment in my list if you have the time or interest. anyways, peace and grease my man!
    April 28 04:58 AM
  • Dewinged Noted Dedes, gotta edit it in the list, thanks dude.
    April 27 06:04 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Hell yeah, I still think their previous is better as well tho
    April 26 09:03 AM
  • splinter yes I know them and I really like Chapter 7
    April 25 08:42 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Ah yeah fair enough, what did you think of the new panopticon?
    April 23 10:47 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice, have you been having a wittr binge?
    April 23 07:43 PM
  • BlackwaterPork When did you change you name I must have missed that
    April 23 03:01 PM
  • SteakByrnes Dude I know :[
    April 20 12:00 AM
  • SteakByrnes I'm sick and feel like s***, sore throat and my left ear is blocked up
    April 19 03:55 PM
  • SteakByrnes wyd
    April 17 01:52 AM
  • gagnonov Opus 48 is Nocturnes 13 and 14, so yeah, that's half of it. But 13 is definitely the masterpiece here
    April 16 11:25 PM
  • LamboGD Yeah it has such an incredible atmosphere. Good to see I'm not the only one who thinks it's their best release :)
    April 9 08:35 PM
  • LamboGD Cheers man, you got some nice ratings too! Props for 5ing The White in particular, that album is so close to a 5 for me as well
    April 9 07:16 PM
  • BookoftheFallen hello i still exist
    April 9 12:35 AM
  • impoppy r u d e
    April 8 11:05 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah cool man, hope the move goes smooth (:
    April 7 11:01 PM
  • ianblxdsoe ye idk what to rate it yet
    April 7 08:15 AM
  • ScuroFantasma Hey dude :) Life's been good lately, feeling pretty positive. How about you man, how's it going?
    April 7 06:28 AM
  • Gameofmetal fiora OP OP
    March 28 01:25 AM
  • Gameofmetal Clean jax bro lolol
    March 27 12:02 AM
  • theacademy just run with it, boss... and the content will come... u have my blessing
    March 26 06:00 PM
  • Illucid it's bro shredding through like 10 distortion pedals minus all of the training required to make it sound "melodic"
    March 26 01:17 AM
  • Illucid the rest is just improv guitar noise tbh
    March 26 01:14 AM
  • Illucid that's the first track yeah
    March 26 01:12 AM
  • Illucid it's 5 x 1-hour tracks -- 1st track is distinctly disjoint from the rest soundwise
    March 26 01:11 AM
  • SteakByrnes They released a new song not too long ago as well, it was pretty noice
    March 22 05:32 PM
  • SteakByrnes Dude nice, I love m some tendies. Also good s*** on those FALILV rankings :]
    March 22 05:12 PM
  • SteakByrnes Oh hey broski ily2 wyd
    March 22 04:44 PM
  • ramon. Oh s*** sup Dedes bro nm man how you been my boyYah there are already a few other crypt[something] dudes round these parts and no one calls me crypt so why not
    February 28 11:08 PM
  • BlackMalachite Check it fam! -
    February 28 09:02 PM
  • tlos DsO meets Arghoslent:
    February 27 02:47 PM
  • Darius the Great To be honest... I wonder the same thing
    February 26 05:04 AM
  • Drifter Ohhhhh. No wasn't me haha. I imagine it was him tho
    February 26 02:36 AM
  • Drifter Wasn't me lol. What happened??
    February 26 02:32 AM
  • AnimalsAsSummit takes a lot of influence from 80s prog rock and new wave, but tried to do my own thing with those atmospheres in mind
    February 25 02:52 PM
  • AnimalsAsSummit new album out if you're interested -
    February 23 11:52 PM
  • MarsKid Help my mission on having this awesome debut conquer the website:
    February 20 06:31 PM
  • neekafat I'll take it, I suppose a lot of my love for it is just personal connection and nostalgia, but them melodies and guitar interplay are so mmmmmmm
    February 20 04:15 PM
  • neekafat Ayyyy nice Harrod and Funck rate, wish it were higher tho (;
    February 20 03:47 PM
  • InFlamesWeThrash666 Check this out mate i think you'll dig it
    February 17 06:30 PM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe not as much as I used to, but every now and then I do
    February 16 02:21 PM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe It really gives me an Amon Amarth vibe
    February 16 11:32 AM
  • MyShadow oh well if u after that sorta sounds there's absolutely tons of stuff. memphis is a breeding ground for great hip hop. also idk if youve ever heard ugk but they might be my favourite duo of all time and the texas sound in general is one of my go-tos
    February 14 07:44 PM
  • MyShadow if u like flockaveli i see no reason why u wouldnt enjoy older chief keef n fredo. shout me when u wanna be put on im not the resident expert but i know a lot bout the dude's music
    February 14 07:07 PM
  • MyShadow im more accustomed to trap and other such genres but i know what gets ppl into the genre so yeh holla me for that
    February 14 06:56 PM
  • MyShadow yeh man primarily what i listen to honestly. was gonna suggest dalek but u got a bunch of their albums rated. u could try clipping? theyre not really my thing but non hip-hop fans tend to dig them
    February 14 06:55 PM
  • ExecutiveExecuterexe any specific albums or songs?
    February 13 04:16 PM
  • Kaiwaz Hey dedes, if you could watch this and tell me what you think I would appreciate it man! I recorded it last night. Criticism welcomed.
    February 4 12:15 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Kamelot is some solid s***, but yeah power metal is not one of my favorite genres overall
    February 2 08:17 PM
  • BlackwaterPork It had been too long since I jammed them so I went for it, and I do not want to listen to any more power metal lol
    February 2 05:43 PM
  • Nocte Yeah kinda a defunct page now. Gonna be on here and let other people manage things
    January 31 06:16 PM
  • Nocte Geez man you?ve got some decent reviews under your belt
    January 31 09:52 AM
  • Jacquibim henlo
    January 31 07:36 AM
  • Hawks Nope haven't heard it, will def check soon. m/
    January 31 07:03 AM
  • Hawks Ehhhh I usually don't do that so I prob won't lol. Got my 10 year sputversary coming up in March though so I'll make a big list for that. What's the rec bro?
    January 31 06:24 AM
  • Sriracha i've been with you this whole time my brother
    January 30 09:29 PM
  • Gameofmetal sounds weird but ok
    January 29 11:58 PM
  • dbizzles Yeah, that's what gives them their identity, but everything else is just not special at all. They do go hard though, I'll give them that..
    January 29 07:32 PM
  • dbizzles Sorry, Holmes. I realized I hadn't rated them yet. I remember liking Neverbloom way more the first time I heard it, but it feels pretty cookie cutter. Old Souls is a nice progression, but I didn't like the direction they moved in at all.
    January 29 04:35 PM
  • Gameofmetal ok hit me wit it
    January 29 04:20 AM
  • neekafat Will do fam! I'll letchu know what I think (:
    January 27 11:34 PM
  • bloc Proper filthy
    January 27 08:07 PM
  • neekafat Idek who that is lol
    January 27 02:13 PM
  • SirRyanFerguson Check my list king. I added periphery cuz a djent a day keeps le derp away
    January 27 03:09 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Ok man :] I'll take your advice.
    January 26 06:51 PM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Better not follow his steps. Plus there's so much weird s*** Sputnik needs to revisit and de-obscurify.
    January 26 05:43 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Don't want to change my 5s to 1s and replace them with garbage.
    January 26 05:31 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Mike no longer liked metal during his last Sput days. He sold his virtual ass to the INDIE BULLs*** when he became emeritus. Btw nice pie chart. I'm lazy as **** so I haven't rated all the stuff I dig.
    January 26 05:10 AM
  • RippingCorpse1986 Don't you dare to sell out like ****in Mike Stagno
    January 26 02:51 AM
    January 25 05:24 AM
  • Beautiful Totally!
    January 21 05:06 AM
  • Beautiful Ohhh thanks :p
    January 21 04:42 AM
  • Rigma you're a good fren too good fren
    January 20 03:55 AM
  • Rigma d'awwwww
    January 20 03:55 AM
  • SteakByrnes The guitar work and the vocals absolutely slay everything on Augment and Impulse. That harsh vocalist was my favorite, too bad he left the band
    January 19 03:59 PM
  • SteakByrnes Also I see you with those Erra 4s my guy, nice
    January 19 05:37 AM
  • SteakByrnes I've always been meaning to check them out, I know Marsbro loves them
    January 19 05:37 AM
  • BlackwaterPork Right I?ll get on that
    January 18 05:55 PM
  • TalonsOfFire Thanks! Yours too
    January 18 05:03 PM
  • BlackwaterPork well I mean at least you can?t violate me
    January 18 04:12 PM
  • BlackwaterPork I?ll hire the spiritual form of the gimp from pulp fiction to take care of you then
    January 18 04:06 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Jokes on you I love severed digits penetrating me, and that will be your last mistake before I crush your skull and join the discord while you can no longer access it to spite you like a petty bitch
    January 18 04:00 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Try it you twat bastardin **** I?ll cut off all your digits individually and feed them to you before cutting you in half groin to head
    January 18 03:55 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Cos I haven?t joined yet you plebeian scum who in the name of **** do you think you?re fukin talking to
    January 18 03:50 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Fuk yeah man, nawt beats feeling your anal lining being scarred up to s***e then having it ripped back out, its the true meaning of pleasure
    January 16 05:33 PM
  • BlackwaterPork It is the actual sound of a pig being violated by a flaming pike, so yeah it definitely gets me stomach rumbling
    January 16 05:12 PM
  • BlackwaterPork You put any fx on those fukin vocals and your just gonna get mindfuked to oblivion, sounds like this kid tbh
    January 16 04:58 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Yeah mate the banshee shriek at the beginning of tetrastructural minds imploded my face
    January 16 03:26 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice to see some love for isolation, I think it?s 2nd best behind redux which I had as a 5 at one point but I recently started cutting down my list of 5s and it didn?t make it
    January 16 02:20 PM
  • BlackwaterPork Nice dude, see you have rated the vektor albums have you only just checked them out?
    January 16 08:55 AM
  • slomo lowkey do what you want, you're the one that looks stupid
    January 16 05:12 AM
  • slomo in a physical sense yes, but as far as calling you out for being s***, nah
    January 16 05:09 AM
  • slomo yeah dude keep letting them ram you, i don't wanna go near your disgusting person
    January 16 05:02 AM
  • slomo yeah i ain't comin to whatever s***-infested sinkhole you reside in
    January 16 04:59 AM
  • slomo do you have an older sister?
    January 16 04:55 AM
  • slomo dude you're seriously repulsive
    January 16 04:53 AM

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