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  • budgie new say sue me soon
    March 22 08:43 PM
  • normaloctagon ttly get it and aw yeah ofc : )
    April 17 06:08 AM
  • normaloctagon miss u bud best wishes
    April 17 04:26 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell bloodshy
    January 17 12:06 PM
  • porcupinetheater Hey Bloody, haven't seen you 'round these parts in awhile. Hope things are sailing well for you, Mate
    January 14 09:51 AM
  • Uzumaki Just an FYI, but the anti-core torture has begun.
    December 8 05:21 PM
  • JayEnder Definitely worth the wait. Mine showed up in the mail a week early haha! On my third listen though, and it does have a couple minor flaws that I won't spoil. Still, all I can say is beyond some questionable lyricism/repetitiveness, you will not be disappointed!
    December 6 05:22 AM
  • JayEnder Hey dude. Just wanted to swing by and let you know the new Black Wing is nearly a masterpiece. In case you weren't excited enough as is ;]
    December 5 10:47 PM
  • SlothcoreSam Great name change!
    December 5 07:05 PM
  • tyman128 Yeah probably, would've either been me or Steak haha
    December 3 07:45 PM
  • evilford Hullo :D
    November 25 09:25 AM
  • evilford Lol. 36. Gotemmmm
    November 23 01:47 AM
  • rellik009 N O I C E. Glad you liked it! :D
    November 11 06:49 AM
  • Lord(e)Po)))ts Hey man, i know we are in a pandemic and money is tight for everyone but I put together a gofundme for minushuman. I dont know if you saw his list but he suffered a pretty brutal loss this weekend and I thought maybe we could all chip in a few bucks and help him out with groceries or rent or whatever this month while he works through this tough time. If you can donate a few bucks and share this with some other users to help spread the word that would be awesome:
    November 10 03:47 AM
  • rellik009 hey bloodshy czech this out:
    October 31 10:51 AM
  • SlothcoreSam
    October 26 07:25 PM
  • normaloctagon omg took me a couple minutes to get it--*very* good. also I love how people get together here to discuss shared non-music interests through Lists and the like. is there anyway for me to tap in to the UFC fight and give one of those brawny fellas a breather? probably over already--I've never followed it hence my initial confusion about your wit. you obviously are not cut out for the sport, being blood shy and all
    October 25 02:43 AM
  • normaloctagon Called it too early as the mods just needed extra time with my extra special review. They did remove many of my puns which makes the writing come off a bit harsher as a whole than I intended but oh well. They are the arbiters. 1st line was 'normaloctagon does the astral plane on the satelliiiitte website' which are of course flylo references and come on is just good humor. I promise I'll write a review for an album I actually enjoy soon. Thanks for the pos. Hope you're rid of those dirty ads.
    October 24 06:21 PM
  • normaloctagon I gave in to your peer pressure and submitted a review but the satellite website is hiding it from everyone except Relinquished : ' ( I'm not pretty enough for the front page guys I get it
    October 24 03:33 AM
  • Trifolium I've found the reason for your sex ads bloodshy. See normaloctagon's shout box.
    October 22 09:19 AM
  • Trifolium Sex Gardens GOOOOOOOOO! Finally checking your rec. Sounds super cool so far (the first few seconds haha!).
    October 22 09:17 AM
  • normaloctagon im getting a ton of targeted pink floyd ads from merchbar and it's definitely your fault dude
    October 19 10:21 PM
  • normaloctagon if you think air beef ain't real you clearly have never seen ATLA
    October 18 02:39 PM
  • SlothcoreSam OK, lol, I will take the minus 5 to the next round then. Try Hello Forever - Whatever It Is. It aint punk
    October 18 03:36 AM
  • SlothcoreSam Yo Bloodshy, is it too late to rec you something for your tournament? Anyway, check out the new album by Get Dead- Dancing With the Curse
    October 18 03:09 AM
  • normaloctagon and we dont care about the young folk / talkin bout the young style / and we dont care about the old folks / as long as they poop solid too. pleased to wake your acquaintance bloodshy keep marching to the beat of your own alarm clock. handles are bound to fall off those mugs soon, rendering them heavy cups without an easy grip.
    October 17 05:45 AM
  • YoYoMancuso thanks so much for listening to the album, so glad you liked it!
    October 17 01:40 AM
  • normaloctagon Thanks for pro tip about Pink and the Floyds. My favorite one is the track with Alarm Clocks in it, saw they're one of your favorite bands too! Cheers
    October 16 11:58 PM
  • porcupinetheater Damn those Wytches singles are potent, you weren?t kidding. So grimy, so gritty, it might be love
    October 3 11:38 PM
  • JohnnyoftheWell yo come vote in Group E or i will eat u
    September 12 10:35 AM
  • budgie do you like old school death metal
    September 9 08:57 PM
  • SlothcoreSam
    September 9 12:54 AM
  • DDDeftoneDDD "this album was a good destresser for me today... bumping to 4.5" Hell yeah...a gorgeous one!
    September 8 09:13 AM
  • neekafat My Thursdays have been solid! My roommate is gonna be out of town the next couple weeks, so it's lonely boy neek time (:
    September 6 07:51 AM
  • neekafat I missed this somehow but ty!! How are you?
    September 6 02:45 AM
  • Josh D. fyi new album out : ) should be on spotify in a week
    September 1 11:10 AM
  • botulist I?m in!
    August 26 05:13 AM
  • JefferyBigglestein im not a troll i am epic and real. but i get what youre saying. stay based.
    August 21 08:32 PM
  • Bedex no worries buddy, my pleasure!
    August 21 10:22 AM
  • Bedex howdy bloodshy! no particular reason, I had them rated before I started soundoffing everything is all. Oh and I guess I know these albums very well, so I don't really need a reminder of what I like about them - which is how I tend to use soundoffs for everything else. hope this makes sense
    August 20 06:22 PM
  • neekafat c:
    August 20 11:28 AM
  • Dewinged Thanks! You too!
    August 20 07:05 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell s*** yeah haha, nothing better than kicking a week's arse. Lucky you being able to jam at work tho, am mega jel ( hyped to read the hot hot takes that list is destined for)
    August 20 06:49 AM
  • SlothcoreSam Yoyohoyo.Pumped for your comp, my man. You got any good recs for me?
    August 20 06:41 AM
  • Dewinged Thanks! Can I have a nice friday too?? Like, only thursday would feel a bit constrained...
    August 20 06:21 AM
  • JohnnyoftheWell Heya, it's going okay thanks! Language study coffee potential Sweet Trip rev lol. How's you?
    August 20 06:20 AM
  • Sharkattack Yo so I?ll mostly leave this up to your interpretation but basically it?s like:1. Start with 12 or so people and eliminate two per round depending on how you feel about the albums.2. I always picked the continent?s randomly but you can make a structure to that if you want. 3. Sometimes and add extra rules to make things more fun like winner gets a score handicap or whatever.I don?t man I think you know how it works. Put your own spin on it have fun!
    August 16 07:49 PM
  • tyman128 man, I'm really happy you dug Weeping Hour and Windwaker, both are severely underrated for sure! I've been listening to Weeping Hour since they first dropped their EP (I have friends in the Christian metalcore community and all that stuff and we search for unknown bands to promote to get more exposure for them) and the EP has only gotten better since I started listening
    August 16 06:05 AM
  • budgie this came out last week
    August 15 05:12 AM
  • mrdogthrow I enjoyed that album you recommended
    August 9 05:27 AM
  • TrueBlackMetal HEIL HITLER asshole
    August 1 09:11 PM
  • TheNotrap Good stuff, I've never heard these guys before. Thanks for the rec man.
    July 29 09:30 AM
  • DoofDoof Rufus up to a 4 btw
    July 28 09:37 PM
  • DoofDoof 3.5 is a pretty high rating for me - probably my second favourite Rufus after 'Want One'
    July 12 09:57 PM
  • Josh D. lol I made two lists on here and got one (1) comment between the two
    July 12 01:24 AM
  • someone Yeah, overhyped albums are real letdowns. Both the not-good-enoughs and not-bad-enoughs
    July 8 07:54 AM
  • someone Well, I like torture... and full album experience
    July 7 12:48 PM
  • mrdogthrow your 5s are like my 5s if I got laid
    June 28 04:56 PM
  • neekafat nahhh not a big MMO guy
    June 27 10:45 PM
  • neekafat :'c
    June 27 07:57 AM
  • neekafat : )
    June 27 12:33 AM
  • bloodshy 1500th rating goes to Elephant Tree - Habits (4.5)
    June 15 05:45 AM
  • FR33L0RD, no worry, so many music out there m8.
    June 6 06:44 AM
  • FR33L0RD Hi, dont listen the young haters, they dont have the perspective to grab a double LP like The Wall.They are block by their bipolar prejudices. And they are too impatient. See ya around. Have a great day
    June 6 06:06 AM
  • SandwichBubble That's pretty good actually. If I ever get banned, I'll use that.
    June 5 11:04 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD great rate on Cosmic Putrefaction m/
    June 5 05:30 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD ah! I'll take that as a compliment, since its cool to be cool again...
    June 5 05:30 PM
  • DDDeftoneDDD hey ma one will get who I really am then! I don't do alts friendo...I'm the real deal, as pure as you get.
    June 5 10:25 AM
  • OmairSh Heya dude, hope all is well and you're staying safe :-). Thought I'd share a simple but fun instrumental rock that you might enjoy :-)
    June 3 06:57 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck yeah I gotta do a discog game of their s*** too
    June 2 04:36 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck also that before I turn album was great too, gotta give it a few more spins
    June 2 12:52 AM
  • ZombieToyDuck saw you dug that eye of nix track, it bangs right?
    June 2 12:47 AM
  • loveisamixtape did not see u shout box me but thank you so much, it truly means a lot!! my life ****in sux at the moment and u definitely helped me so thank u
    May 26 04:26 AM
  • JustJoe. figured if i spoke to him in his language he would understand
    May 25 01:17 PM
  • deathschool I will find you
    May 23 03:49 AM
  • SandwichBubble Go here: | and post both those links and say that they need to be merged. The mods will fix it (eventually).
    May 20 10:44 PM
  • GhandhiLion yay, I like being right :)
    May 19 02:33 AM
  • deathschool I believe in democracy.
    May 12 02:49 AM
  • deathschool Lifeschool is where you go to die. deathschool isnt real.
    May 12 02:42 AM
  • Josh D. thanks, glad to hear it!
    May 4 10:21 AM
  • GreyShadow i love both hrvrd's LPs! and i remember really liking Lead Hands. that singer was on the Makari EP i like a lot
    April 29 12:20 AM
  • GreyShadow i wouldn't rush to finish the rest of them because i'd hate for you to overload but if you prefer RC you'd probably really like Pilot Waves. i'm clearly biased but i love all of their LPs so I hope you get to them!
    April 28 11:54 PM
  • GreyShadow oh fantastic!!!! i figured self-titled was the best place to start but Rearm Circuits feels like more of an album in terms of flow and definitely explores some more territory
    April 28 11:52 PM
  • Snake. i pity-bumped that shrezzers soundoff yw
    April 28 10:33 PM
  • deathschool Okay, yeah. Sure.
    April 25 04:34 AM
  • deathschool There?s just no way
    April 25 04:10 AM
  • deathschool Whothe****
    April 25 03:51 AM
  • Xenophanes Yeah I listened to Tartar Lamb the other day and was like ?tf was I thinking??
    April 24 11:28 PM
  • oltnabrick what no way lol. that sounds nothing like bladee!
    April 15 01:36 AM
  • oltnabrick which ones, im actually confused
    April 14 11:52 PM
  • oltnabrick please say sike
    April 14 11:52 PM
  • oltnabrick really offended that that reminded you of me ahahahahah O_O
    April 14 11:05 PM
  • bloodshy 1000th Album Rating goes to White Ward's "Love Exchange Failure".
    January 16 06:32 AM
  • mrdogthrow thanks dad I listened to them myself
    October 22 08:31 PM
  • artiswar Really not feeling these guys, sorry. I like me some breakdowns but I need more than that (even Breakdown Of Sanity has some riffs in between). I typically don't get into the hyper-low tunings other than occasional bands like Reflections and Glass Cloud.
    October 15 12:58 AM
  • Willie Yeah. Id it.
    October 13 09:33 PM
  • NorwichScene No probs dude, glad you enjoyed
    October 11 05:45 AM
  • Dewinged Hey, thanks for the recs! I know of Tivel, but I never heard The White Birch. Will check it out! Thanks!
    July 2 04:47 AM

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