RoyalImperialGuard
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Last Active 08-30-14 10:24 pm
Joined 02-10-14

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  • demigod! yo man what are the best The Damned records? phantasmagoria rules hard
    February 19 09:13 AM
  • betray Do it. Be the first to raise your drink for a cheers.
    February 17 06:14 PM
  • EyesWideShut Seeing your fav bands actually reminds me of this dream i had with me and Sasha Grey drunk singing Shawn Michaels "Sexy Boy"
    February 7 04:58 PM
  • Relinquished can't tonight bro i'm not home
    February 3 12:51 AM
  • Hep Kat I have about 300 issues of Archie in a row from 270 to 570 or something, and they're all in great shape. I also have every issue of the sonic the hedgehog comic they put out, as well as the knuckles and tails series and all the specials. I have at least 150 Archie Digests, and a bunch of trade paperbacks. But the real pride of my comics collection is the 2300 marvel comics I have, my favorites being Uncanny X-Men 1990-2004 of which I have almost every issue, and Ultimate Spider-Man
    February 1 08:23 PM
  • Hep Kat Haha, I'm very good to my possessions, which is why I have so many large collections. Records, comics, video game paraphernalia, drug paraphernalia, and bitches I've yoked up the fudge tunnel's souls.
    February 1 08:11 PM
  • Hep Kat Good looks HARD for reviewin the mummies. Band is my s***
    February 1 08:04 PM
  • Hep Kat I ****in refuse to buy that record. Like I'll stream it, but that LP is waaaay too faggy for my incomprehensibly rad vinyl collecshun.
    February 1 08:03 PM
  • puntugruhm thankyou for the rec.
    January 23 08:11 PM
  • Flugmorph gr7 favourite bands but most of em are 5deep3me tbh
    January 21 10:04 PM
  • bach shouts out asa akira like for real
    January 14 01:30 AM
  • zaruyache You naughty boy. What'd you do this time? :3
    December 10 10:41 PM
  • zaruyache That's actually a really good comparison. Also wtf balls didn't you get unbanned a while ago?
    December 10 07:21 PM
  • Frippertronics that's we have the forums now
    August 29 02:13 AM
  • ExplosiveOranges Plz balls. Do it.
    August 29 01:34 AM
  • Frippertronics yo go to the forums and get the Balls account unbanned the time has come
    August 28 02:04 AM
  • tempest-- you should ask to have your Balls account unbanned
    August 26 03:01 AM
  • Judio! ~wow~
    August 25 10:20 PM
  • Intothepit I have to behave to stay, though, you incompetent whiskey swilling potato munching mic* god what is wrong with my autocorrect
    August 25 09:48 PM
  • Intothepit I have to behave to stay, though, you incompetent whiskey swilling potato man hang mic*
    August 25 09:48 PM
  • Intothepit I have to behave to stay, though, you incompetent whiskdy swelling potato man hang mic
    August 25 09:47 PM
  • Intothepit No, as Pit, dick head. Lol
    August 25 09:44 PM
  • Intothepit I'm baaaaccckkkk
    August 25 09:40 PM
  • Judio! that's some seriously m/ m/
    August 25 04:36 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges Nah man, you said "I ****ing love you for reviewing this" on my Gastronomicon review, so I felt the need to return the favor.
    August 25 01:01 PM
  • ExplosiveOranges I love you too, Balls.
    August 25 02:32 AM
  • Voivod The Manes EP is streaming here - http://dmp666.bandcamp.com/album/vntrve - replace the YT link with the Bandcamp one.
    August 20 06:48 PM
  • EyesWideShut damn dude i just saw your list for Christy Mack, **** that war machine.. On the upside Phoenix Marie is a sex goddess.
    August 19 06:21 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Ah sweet man, they should be great to see live, have fun.
    August 19 12:30 AM
  • ScuroFantasma You've been jamming Eluveitie recently I see, what do you think of 'Everything Remains'?
    August 18 06:33 AM
  • bach http://kidnappedculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/SEC013-siouxsie-sioux.jpg best pic on the internet. that moz shirt
    August 16 12:48 AM
  • BigPleb favorite bands needs moar Veronica Avluv.
    August 14 10:46 AM
  • XingKing The fact that your favorite bands consists of porn stars amuses me greatly. I am going to look at all of them
    August 13 07:32 PM
  • Hawks Sounds pretty titty my friend. Good to know you're not dead though. m/
    August 10 05:13 PM
  • Hawks Lmao sup bud? Why you banned?
    August 10 07:05 AM
  • XingKing I've been lurking on here for an eternity but I didn't actually sign up until 2012, so probably just a familiar sounding name!
    August 9 03:45 AM
  • Hawks You're gonna have to spell it out for me bro I'm fried I can't think of what that abbreviation is for lol.
    August 8 11:15 PM
  • XingKing BTTW?
    August 8 04:30 PM
  • Willie I didn't, but that's awesome. This last half of the year is shaping up to be awesome.
    August 5 01:05 PM
  • Sowing Corps that boasts no legitimate starter. Bottom line: I think they moderately overachieved with last year's 12-4 campaign. They probably only had the personnel to go 10-6. With all the key departures and limited worthy additions, I see them slipping back to the .500 range. Of course, I hope I'm wrong. I'll be rooting hard for them every Sunday, whether they go 13-3 or 3-13.
    August 4 01:36 PM
  • Sowing I hope you're right. I wish they would have at least kept Ginn - I feel like he could have followed in Steve Smith's footsteps as the returner-turned-vertical threat that really helped Newton stretch defenses. If Benjamin develops into what some project him to be, then we'll be fine. Otherwise I have legitimate doubts about an aging WR
    August 4 01:32 PM
  • Spec andcas seal of approval is my new rating system
    August 3 09:15 PM
  • SnailTRAIL ah nice, i remember seeing her in concert and she covered "i want it that way" by the backstreet boys and it was perfect
    July 22 08:16 PM
  • Feather I'll check her out a little more. That song was pretty good. I just realized shes the chick from the chorus of Fancy.. thats kind of off putting. I'm a huge Lights, Ellie and Lana fan so why not throw some more chicks in the mix.
    July 22 05:21 PM
  • Hep Kat 9ers still play in the toughest division. seahawks should flatten them, and i like arizona better. even st. louis will give them trouble
    July 15 09:37 PM
  • Hep Kat honestly doe, if the saints dont perform y'all got da south on lock too. buccs will finish like 7-9 and the falcons will s*** the bed again, despite a big season from julio
    July 15 06:38 PM
  • Hep Kat yeeeah, lots of "cam newton's gonna have no one to throw to blah blah" and "defense not gonna be able to prop up the offense blah blah," pretty gay honestly. i think y'all will be contending for a wild card spot at least. i'm hopeful the eagles will win the nfc east, but the division seems like such a crapshoot right now. however, shady went on record recently saying that nick foles is DEFINITELY that dude, so i have hope #blackqbsdontwinsbs
    July 15 06:37 PM
  • Hep Kat yeah no doubt. lotta talent on that roster in need of a brick check
    July 15 05:34 PM
  • Hep Kat i imagine the kraken is gonna get the franchise tag. thoughts?
    July 15 04:22 PM
  • Alastor lol, it's even blocked in my country
    July 9 10:22 AM
  • SCREAM! The article is up to the usual balls standard but I'm just not feeling that title mang
    July 8 07:15 PM
  • Emim That would be awesome. It's too bad every adaptation of it has sucked, because it's a great series.
    June 20 06:23 PM
  • ScuroFantasma Yeah man, I love the series, hopefully there is a fifth book because there's so many ways it could go. I was excited for the movie when it came out too, but it was god awful in every way. I want to know what happens with Roran as well, he's a great character. All this talk makes me want to revisit the series.
    June 20 12:53 PM
  • Graveyard death rox post wave: http://belaten.bandcamp.com/album/modern-failures
    June 18 04:35 PM
  • EyesWideShut Nick Cave is better than jesus but would you say hes better than Tom Waits? its a tough one imo.
    June 17 11:32 PM
  • Keyblade Yeah man, shame. How can you not dig heavenly singing and synths of truth ???
    June 13 06:05 AM
  • Relinquished brah don't tell me they banned u for that justified reasoning for negging those bitches
    June 12 12:44 AM
  • SPRFanOf5H Florida? Nice to hear man, same here. ****ing sucks I haven't seen home in ages, stuck in the west coast which is trash lol.
    June 6 02:33 AM
  • Spec Is it someone's band on the site or something? I've never heard of them until now.
    June 6 02:32 AM
  • SPRFanOf5H lol that's nice to hear? haha but Charli XCX has some decent music, I'll agree with ya there especially her feature on Fancy. You did put Ariana Grande higher on your list tho, totally can understand why :D
    June 6 02:04 AM
  • Spec I saw that D.I.D. thread what did you do now.
    June 5 11:11 PM
  • zaruyache I should've guessed that
    May 18 08:04 PM
  • zaruyache why was balls banned, and who is he now?
    May 18 07:44 PM
  • ZombicidalMan I wish I'd heard about this character sooner. I should have more Balls in my life I guess
    May 17 09:48 PM
  • Frippertronics well damn that is ballsy. I still got a few years of growth left in me, only 16 so there's some hope I won't be a manlet.
    May 12 07:07 PM
  • Frippertronics haha idk if that's sad or not
    May 12 06:11 PM
  • Thibs God Bless.
    May 6 07:38 PM
  • Nocturnal Bring it. You'll get aids.
    April 18 01:13 PM
  • Nocturnal Or what bitch.
    April 18 12:48 PM
  • Frippertronics damn you're 2graceful4me
    April 17 01:16 AM
  • Frippertronics damn balls, salty?
    April 17 01:09 AM
  • Snake. Yo, I see that you've dug that Southpacific album, Constance. Just found them today, what do you think is the best song off of the album?
    April 13 03:15 AM
  • Nocturnal Its cool man I'm not serious I actually got a laugh from it. Keep on trollin in the free world.
    April 8 11:30 PM
  • Nocturnal Lol. ****ing ****.
    April 8 11:27 PM
  • Nocturnal **** you ****.
    April 5 02:43 AM
  • Treeman #MCR bro for sure
    April 1 01:54 AM
  • Treeman Honestly I can't really remember anymore, so sorry for that I guess.
    April 1 12:59 AM
  • Relinquished yo have u checked out the new Thou? I'd think you'll dig the lyrics.
    April 1 12:38 AM
  • Treeman Are you really Balls? If you are im sorry
    March 31 10:21 PM
  • unclereich mjd to the raiders wow WOW cam newton gunna ball hard dis year 100% healthy leg
    March 28 12:42 PM
  • unclereich smoke weed
    March 28 10:57 AM
  • Relinquished hopefully after you cop it it'll work for you, just keep on your diet/exercise for your goals. personally I'm not planning on passing 232 atm.
    March 24 12:53 AM
  • Relinquished the Vitol yeah, me and a few others have tried it and both got what we wanted from it. also it has its favorable reviews.
    March 24 12:30 AM
  • aok ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold
    March 23 11:25 PM
  • aok ey angel face
    March 23 11:21 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Thanks for the rec.
    March 20 09:30 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Who would you recommend first 2pac or Biggie?
    March 20 07:22 PM
  • scottpilgrim10 Hey R.I.B. (that acronym makes a lot more sense on hard jammers), anyways is your favorite genre metal, and if it is what's your favorite metal band? I'm trying to listen to more music including metal and prog rock.
    March 20 03:16 AM
  • Apollo Yeah I'm on facebox, https://www.facebook.com/apollosdescent. I'm trying to borrow a vehicle and drive down to Melbourne, meet you and Curse. He's pretty reluctant though. And considering he's paying for the time share we are staying in, I can't push him too hard.
    March 19 02:16 PM
  • zaruyache I've tried Arghoslent after hearing about how great they are, but I'm not much into death metal so they didn't do it for me.
    March 5 03:46 PM
  • zaruyache Does it involve NSBM bands? That would explain why I couldn't care less about it.
    March 5 05:13 AM
  • MisterTornado i could appreciate this if these traditional folk instruments weren't surrounded by this painfully mediocre melodic death metal (soz)
    March 4 04:50 AM
  • MisterTornado i have not, any good?
    March 4 03:57 AM
  • steveaoki i'm KEITH HERNANDEZ
    March 3 05:42 AM
  • Inveigh haha it's all good brother. the metal still lives m/
    February 14 04:05 AM
  • Brostep hola balls, keep on keepin' on
    February 11 11:57 AM

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