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5.0 classic
Andrew W.K. I Get Wet
Archgoat The Apocalyptic Triumphator
Bjork Homogenic
Boney M. Love For Sale
Burzum The Ways of Yore
Camel Moonmadness
Camel The Snow Goose
Carissa's Wierd Songs About Leaving
Charli XCX Sucker
Suck My Dick Potsy 2014
Christian Death Only Theatre of Pain
CHVRCHES The Bones of What You Believe
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels
Coven Witchcraft Destroys Minds & Reaps Souls
Danzig Danzig II: Lucifuge
Danzig Danzig III: How The Gods Kill
Dark Sanctuary Royaume Melancolique
Deep Mountains Lake of Solace
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Eluveitie Origins
Ennio Morricone Once Upon a Time in the West
Ennio Morricone For a Few Dollars More
Euroshima Gala
GZA Liquid Swords
Julee Cruise Floating into the Night
Kelly Clarkson Piece by Piece
Kelly does it again. So much zazz............................
Kool Keith Black Elvis/Lost in Space
Kool Keith Magnetic Pimp Force Field
Lights The Listening
Lights Siberia
Lights Little Machines
Madonna Like a Virgin
Madonna True Blue
Malice Mizer Bara no Seidou
Mariah Carey Daydream
Miami Nights 1984 Turbulence
Morrissey You Are the Quarry
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
New York Dolls New York Dolls
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Let Love In
Nightwish Oceanborn
Nosferatu (England) Prince of Darkness
Omit Medusa Truth - Part 1
Ordo Rosarius Equilibrio Apocalips
Pretty Maids Red, Hot and Heavy
Primordial The Gathering Wilderness
S Club 7 The Greatest Hits Of S Club 7
Saint Vitus Born Too Late
Sally Shapiro Disco Romance
Sargeist Feeding the Crawling Shadows
Black metal has never sounded any trooer than it has here. Finnish doom lords Sargeist have crafted a Satanic masterpiece of zazz filth. The Satan riffs of evil, the Satan hate of a 1000 scorned gods, the Satan jizzing production of unquenchable repugnance....it's all here and in spades of the blackest shades of black. For 48 minutes Sargeist punches you repeatedly in the dick with a blitzkrieg of evil trem picks and riffs. If you don't at least 4.5 this then you're/your/you a tremendous faggot.
Skepticism Stormcrowfleet
Solid Space Space Museum
Ted Nugent Cat Scratch Fever
The Meteors Teenagers From Outer Space
The Mummies Never Been Caught
The Mummies Party At Steve’s House
Triarii Muse in Arms
Valerie Dore The Legend
Vlad Tepes Brouillons II
Voltaire Boo Hoo
Warlock Hellbound
Witchfinder General Death Penalty

4.5 superb
Anne Clark Changing Places
Autopsy Mental Funeral
Autumn (USA) The Hating Tree
Ballet Mecanique The Icecold Waters of Egocentric Calculation
Birdy Fire Within
Black Tape for a Blue Girl As One Aflame Laid Bare by Desire
Charli XCX True Romance
Chelsea Wolfe Apokalypsis
Christian Death Catastrophe Ballet
Clan of Xymox Medusa
Coffin Dust This Cemetery, My Kingdom
Cranes Wings of Joy
Cruachan Tuatha Na Gael
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg
Death in June Nada!
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Esoteric The Pernicious Enigma
Estatic Fear A Sombre Dance
Evoken Embrace the Emptiness
Forward Music Quintet Vanishing Soldiers
Katy Perry Teenage Dream
Katzenjammer Kabarret Katzenjammer Kabarett
Kavinsky Outrun
Kool Keith Sex Style
Lycia Cold
Lydia Lunch Honeymoon In Red
Madonna Like a Prayer
Marissa Nadler Ballads of Living and Dying
Method Man Tical
Misfits Earth A.D./Wolf's Blood
Misfits Walk Among Us
Mono You Are There
Mono For My Parents
Moonlit Sailor So Close to Life
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds The Good Son
Nico Desertshore
Nightwish Wishmaster
Phosphor (UK) Youth And Immortality
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Prussian Blue Fragment Of The Future
Siouxsie and the Banshees Juju
So Hideous To Clasp a Fallen Wish With Broken Fingers
SSQ Playback
Steel Panther Feel the Steel
The Best Pessimist To Whom It May Concern
The Birthday Massacre Violet
The Coral Reefercussionists I Now Know Beauty
The Damned Machine Gun Etiquette
The Damned Phantasmagoria
The Days of the Trumpet Call I Saw No Temple in the City
The Dwarves Thank Heaven for Little Girls
The Knife Deep Cuts
The Lords Of The New Church The Method To Our Madness
The Mummies Shitsville
The Sisters of Mercy First and Last and Always
This Burning Effigy To Bestial Gods
Thrice The Artist in the Ambulance
Thy Worshiper Popiol - Introibo ad Altare Dei
Two Witches Agony Of The Undead Vampire Pt.II
Vatican's Children Satan
Wedrujacy Wiatr Tam, Gdzie Miesiac Oplakuje Swit
Witching Hour (UK) Exhumation
X-Offender Dreaming
Xzibit At The Speed of Life

4.0 excellent
Alien Sex Fiend Acid Bath
Amanda Woodward La Decadence de la Decadence
At the Gates The Red in the Sky Is Ours
Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
Beastmilk Climax
Black Tape for a Blue Girl A Chaos of Desire
Bodychoke Cold River Songs
Bolzer Soma
Bone Orchard Jack
Calabrese The Traveling Vampire Show
Chelsea Wolfe Pain Is Beauty
Dark Orange The Garden of Poseidon
Dead Can Dance Dead Can Dance
Dead Congregation Promulgation of the Fall
Satan waiting at the train station in his zazz studded trenchoat, being all zazzy in a unabashedly zazzy manner for the zazz train to take him to the 9th circle of Zazzville.
Death of Lovers Buried Under A World Of Roses
Deathcharge Bad Dream
Diary of Dreams Freak Perfume
Die Apokalyptischen Reiter Firestorm
Die Laughing Glamour And Suicide
Eluveitie Slania
Flatbush Zombies BetterOffDEAD
Gary Numan Sacrifice
Glass Cathedral Tie Me Up
Helium The Magic City
HIM Razorblade Romance
Human Drama Feel
In Flames Lunar Strain
Jeru the Damaja The Sun Rises in the East
Johnny Cash Blood, Sweat and Tears
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Kommunity FX The Vision And The Voice
Lestat Grave Desires
Love Like Blood An Irony of Fate
Lydia Lunch Queen of Siam
Madonna Madonna
March of Heroes March for Glory
Marina Electra Heart
Marissa Nadler Little Hells
Marissa Nadler July
Mastodon Once More 'Round the Sun
Menace Ruine Alight In Ashes
Mephisto Walz Thalia
Mono Hymn to the Immortal Wind
Moonlit Sailor We Come from Exploding Stars
Muslimgauze Buddhist on Fire
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds Murder Ballads
Nico The End...
Nightmare Lodge Negative Planet
Nightwish Once
Nightwish Century Child
Nurse With Wound Drunk With the Old Man of the Mountains
Pavlov's Dog Pampered Menial
Porcelain and the Tramps Porcelain and the Tramps
Primordial Storm Before Calm
Prussian Blue The Path We Chose
Punctured Tough Guy Warped Houses
Purity Ring Shrines
Söldnergeist Spur 2
Screaming Dead Night Creatures
Shub-Niggurath Les Morts Vont Vite
Siouxsie and the Banshees Peepshow
Siouxsie and the Banshees A Kiss in the Dreamhouse
Siouxsie and the Banshees Tinderbox
Soft Cell Non-Stop Erotic Cabaret
Southpacific Constance
Steel Panther All You Can Eat
Stoa VIII
Stworz Coz po zyznych ziemiach...
Sutcliffe Jugend The Victim As Beauty
The Amity Affliction Let the Ocean Take Me
The Best Pessimist Love Is...
The Birthday Massacre Walking With Strangers
The Church Priest=Aura
The Execute The Antagonistic Shadow
The Hope and the Failure The Lights Are on But This Dance Never Ends
The House of Usher Stars Fall Down
The Lords Of The New Church The Lords Of The New Church
The Mob Let the Tribe Increase
The Shroud A Dark Moon Night
The Sisters of Mercy Floodland
The Sound From The Lion's Mouth
The Trashwomen Spend the Night With The Trashwomen
Theatre of Ice A Cool Dark Place to Die
Trance To The Sun Urchin Tear Soda
Univers Zero Heresie
Versailles Noble
Versailles Holy Grail
Walknut Graveforests And Their Shadows
Women of the SS The Call To All Women
Zola Jesus Stridulum II

3.5 great
Alien Sex Fiend Here Cum Germs
All Your Sisters Modern Failures
Anne Dream Punx
Anorexic Dread Tracey's Burning
Asriel Xanadu
Babylon Whores King Fear
Be Forest Cold
Black Magick SS Panzerwitch
Black Tape for a Blue Girl Remnants of a Deeper Purity
Blurry Lights Sounds of Emotions
Bog of the Infidel To Corrupt Your Sons and Lust After Your Daughters
Calabrese Born With A Scorpion's Touch
Cassie (FIN) Old Light
Caveman Cult Rituals of Savagery
Christian Death Ashes
Claire Voyant Time and the Maiden
Danzig 6:66 Satan's Child
Danzig Deth Red Sabaoth
Dark Arts Carnival of Lost Souls
Darkest Hour Undoing Ruin
Darkher The Kingdom Field
Dreadful Shadows Buried Again
Eluveitie Spirit
Eluveitie Everything Remains As It Never Was
Eternal Tears of Sorrow Chaotic Beauty
Every New Dead Ghost River Of Souls
Fields of the Nephilim Elizium
HIM Deep Shadows and Brilliant Highlights
Innsmouth Consumed By Elder Sign
It Dies Today The Caitiff Choir
Joy Division Permanent
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Lethe (NO) When Dreams Become Nightmares
Lovex Pretend Or Surrender
Lucie Cries Nihil ex Nihilo
Lycia A Day in the Stark Corner
Lykke Li I Never Learn
Madonna Bedtime Stories
Marilyn Manson Eat Me, Drink Me
Marissa Nadler The Sister
Misfits American Psycho
Misfits Famous Monsters
Motek Sonder
Nightwish Angels Fall First
Old Graves Like Straining Boughs
On Thorns I Lay Orama
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense
Purity Ring Another Eternity
Raunchy Vices.Virtues.Visions.
Redman Dare Iz A Darkside
Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles Brick City Ghosts
Rotten Casket Simply Rotten Death
Sad Lovers and Giants Feeding the Flame
Samhain November-Coming-Fire
Siouxsie and the Banshees Kaleidoscope
Slugdge Gastronomicon
Solstafir Til Valhallar
Sophia Fixed Water
Switchblade Symphony Serpentine Gallery
The Birthday Massacre Hide and Seek
The Danse Society Seduction
The Eden House Timeflows
The Lords Of The New Church Is Nothing Sacred?
The Plague Naraka
The Yearning Still In Love
This Cold Night We of Like Minds
Totem Skin Still Waters Run Deep
Tropic of Cancer Permissions of Love
Unter Null The Failure Epiphany
Vaura The Missing
Vex Sanctuary
Virgin Prunes ...If I Die, I Die
We Are The Fallen Tear The World Down
Weep Worn Thin
Weeping Rat Forced Vision
Weeping Rat Fractured Zones
Year of No Light Vampyr

3.0 good
An Embrace of Angels 'Ere January Be Unwintered
Calabrese Dayglo Necros
Cold Body Radiation A Clear Path
So dreamy, very optimism, much shoegaze.
Danny Brown Old
Dark The Suns Sleepwalking in a Nightmare
Drake Nothing Was the Same
Eluveitie Evocation I: The Arcane Dominion
Frankie Cosmos Zentropy
Iron Reagan Spoiled Identity
It Dies Today Lividity
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Lights and Motion Chronicle
Mighty Sphincter Ghost Walking
Molecular Corporation Ambient Sputnik and The Dancing Government
Morbus Chron Sweven
Overrated
November Novelet Magic
Sex Cross Seasons Of Decay
The Birthday Massacre Pins and Needles
The Damned Grave Disorder

2.5 average
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Nightwish Dark Passion Play

2.0 poor
Love American Hollow Crosses
Radiohead OK Computer
Woods of Desolation As the Stars

1.5 very poor
Bon Iver Bon Iver, Bon Iver
Love American Disquiet

1.0 awful
Bon Iver For Emma, Forever Ago
Ghost Bath Funeral
Love American Love American
Molecular Corporation Broken Hearted Extras and The Rotary Parallax
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