Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End


4.0
excellent

Review

by Drsmith4 USER (22 Reviews)
December 26th, 2014 | 19 replies


Release Date: 10/07/2014 | Tracklist

Review Summary: The Orange Monopoly Towns

Hey! Hi. You look familiar. Haha, oh I do" funny well maybe I have a double because I definitely don’t know you. Uncanny valley, meet the Proteus effect! Huh" Nevermind, Cleo, but yo, babe, take me back, back to the…back to the shack…enough, scratchums: back to the drawing-board. Finishing the unfinished, Songs from the Black Hole, Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator, get me out of here. We’re just hanging out, man. Relax, everything will be waxy, right" Swipe right. Wax off. Shadow of the. Zure. We. Sputnik, Toby turning screwdrives the point home – “painfully navel-gazing excuses for reviews…it’s basically a huge circle jerk” – dotdotdot Colossal wasteland the end. Four winds, four rivers: Rivers come home, Rivers me back, shivers me Rivers: actually three rivers, red blue green. Apply directly to the forehead. Eye talk to the wind. Une histoire sans queue ni tête. Rad. Blew it. Grin.

Must now be serious, under after all the overearth pretenders to open yon End, all right then, express the view: he cannot: too bad, too classics then the green scorched earth and hill saliva music, with the sounds of. The Interview. Hey! Left. This is the end, frankly, Toby may exaggerate but by the black holy ghost of Cooper McNolan (uh, neglefted) onward, unward now needlestitched scottiedog, gimme gimme behavior buddy. The transversal. Re: the fourscore. Sometimes it doesn’t seem so bad. Delivery along time. Divested of suits the Rivers folds. Sunshine, sunshine, he babbles, forgive my subverged kissassery, radio’s a steed I rode ‘em coyboy the Wild West Radio. Anamused, we wait. Again hell make clichés the road less traveled soysay soxsex seesaw, hurley up coyboy! Again! Again! The End! No! Rivers shan’t exsquat, Marv, lawd have painfully navel-gazing mercy on my soul, on our paws. Pos! Left-Right-Left. Keep cadence, candid oh we lost another one. Abandon shit. Peeeyouuu. Meanwhile the musicians. Like it’s ninetyfour. Single. Shotgun shack. Bears with me. You here" You still here" Take me back. Stay. Doggy paddling around valent Proteus like mad, but why" Redshift blueshift oneshift twoshift. Doppler Zeus. A zure thing. Slam. Black Mirror. Foolish Father. The British, you wonder, is that a metaphor" For the industry perhaps or internal tension in band or in all musical projectory" Founding Fathers. That’s it. Works for me. No probably not. Go away now. No.



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Snake.
December 26th 2014


20992 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

ummm....





what?

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Artuma
December 26th 2014


29746 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0 | Sound Off

someone explain this review to me because i don't get it and it disturbs me

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Ryus
December 26th 2014


16517 Comments


your reviews are usually coherent non-clusterfuck-shitfests but what is this lol pos

KrazyKris
December 26th 2014


2749 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Well, I somehow get this. Partly...



Drsmith4
December 26th 2014


1735 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

lol

indigonowhere
Emeritus
December 26th 2014


10727 Comments


"Sputnik, Toby turning screwdrives the point home – “painfully navel-gazing excuses for reviews…it’s basically a huge circle jerk” – dotdotdot Colossal wasteland the end."

POS

Slut
December 26th 2014


4254 Comments


What's happening I can't breathe

eddie95
December 26th 2014


703 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Must be some kind of post-modern review...

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Tunaboy45
December 26th 2014


16575 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Quite an avant-garde review, maybe it should be a soundoff.

Killerhit
December 26th 2014


6013 Comments


insightful



deathschool
December 26th 2014


22674 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I didn't hate it. Pos

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Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
December 26th 2014


40671 Comments

Album Rating: 4.3

incredible

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Supercoolguy64
December 27th 2014


8591 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

if i could, i would pos this for infinity

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Killerhit
December 31st 2014


6013 Comments


this review is still mind bogglingly good

Drsmith4
January 2nd 2015


1735 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

thanks, k.h. it's harebrained for sure and more history/siteseing than standard slog



but i'm tired of the straight way.

Slut
January 2nd 2015


4254 Comments


Some one explain this nonsense to me

Drsmith4
January 3rd 2015


1735 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

No...

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
January 18th 2015


17770 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Yes

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Drsmith4
January 20th 2015


1735 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Review takes Weezer's career and tinderly reduces it to binary



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