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Jeffery J. Bigglestein
07-03-20 1:32 pm
J Cole (just kidding he's garbage),
This sound off is brought to you by Honey. Doug Walker's the wall is my 100th rating so thats cool. this album gets a lot of shit but esteemed Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor and Rob Scallon did a really good job riffing off the classic Pink Floyd tracks. This project, if it had no vocals, would be an excellent Pink Floyd tribute and would probably be around a 3.5, or a 4 on a good day. The main problem of course is the whiny little bitch known as Doug Walker aka the Nostalgia Critic who gives a so-bad-it's-good vocal performance. This vocal performance is worthy of a 1 (the average of 1 and 3.5 is like a 2 or 2.5), but I think this album has
Post-ironic, capitalist experimental doompop at its very finest ladies and gentlemen. It's the
musical equivalent of throwing a broken air conditioner down the stairs.
Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon
As far as posthumous releases go, it's not insulting or a quick cash grab, so I'll give it that. Pop Smoke's idol, 50 Cent, producing this album was a nice touch. The music itself is versitile and creative, but hit or miss (tracks like "The Woo" are solid, while tracks like "44 Bulldogg" are pretty ass). RIP smoke 3/5
Cringe lyrics, and extremely cookie cutter production. Vocal delivery sounds forced and lazy. Why the fuck is NAV popular every album he's released is a 2/10 at best.
Big Fish Theory
Based, blackpilled, and consistent - Big Fish Theory doesn't waste your time with pointless filler at a quick 36 minutes. The self titled "Big Fish" goes hard, and Vince has a charm to him that makes FHT quite enjoyable.
Heaven or Las Vegas
Sounds nice if you turn your brain off but I got no idea what the fuck they sayin in this and the production isnt that good. Makes the outro of Runaway by Kanye West sound like spoken word poetry.
Twenty One Pilots
My ex girlfriend made me listen to this and it was kinda fuckin gabrage. I was tricked by the first few songs into thinking this project wouldn't be ass, but the second half the album is so disjointed and sleepy that I cant rember a single thing from this album besides " my my my my names blurryface and i, carewhatyouthink" which is annoying and gets stuck in my head. I wish I could turn back time to before I heard this album.
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July 2 09:01 PM
rank the wiggles next
June 30 03:20 AM
rank weezer next
June 27 06:56 PM
LOL fair enough
June 27 06:23 PM
fetch the bolt cutters sucks and is overrated. this is based and a fact.
June 25 05:15 PM
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