DadKungFu
10.26.12 | We fight over the ipod dock a lot |
MalleusMaleficarum
10.26.12 | bitch asked u 2 turn off the weeknd? she prolly has a dick |
DadKungFu
10.26.12 | She's actually pretty cool, she just likes shit music |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | Should make things easier then
Courtin' her is gonna be a breeze |
Havey
10.26.12 | all girls like the weeknd wtf |
Havey
10.26.12 | girls are homogeneous agreed |
Brontosaurus
10.26.12 | 18 is so true. every fucking time. every fucking time |
DadKungFu
10.26.12 | Already have a gf and this chick is pretty damn homely |
menawati
10.26.12 | Proper girlies that like shit music and buy loads of shoes are superior to the ones that try to act like guys. |
NightProwler
10.26.12 | Boobs? |
Yuli
10.26.12 | Ha. |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | Sounds like you work with a ditz. I, on the other hand, have found the female version of me (who likes Nickelback, but in her case, that's forgivable). Surprised people aren't making fun of you for posting a list with "Girl" on the title, but then again, you're not me. |
DadKungFu
10.26.12 | menawati, no, not at all.
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menawati
10.26.12 | ah well its all semantics, as Graham Chapman once said, just choose the one with the biggest tits |
Yazz_Flute
10.26.12 | Amon Amarth and Haste the Day are practically the same band so |
DadKungFu
10.26.12 | practically
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steadyriot
10.26.12 | haha 18 is actually one of my dealbreakers (naming any weezer besides blinkerton as a favorite) |
XingKing
10.26.12 | This is hilarious. Every female at my work is the epitome of this list. |
someguest
10.26.12 | "ah well its all semantics, as Graham Chapman once said, just choose the one with the biggest tits"
kinda funny considering graham chapman was gay
lmfao |
henryChinaski
10.26.12 | hahaha |
bloc
10.26.12 | "(Ok, she did like this one.)"
Smack that bitch up |
Scoot
10.26.12 | bloc: advocate for domestic violence |
bloc
10.26.12 | I'm just singing lyrics to the song yo |
hydora1171
10.26.12 | i'm glad i control the ipod at work. and i'm far more polite. The only time I ever asked someone else to change their music was when we'd had michael jackson on for 3 days in a row. And LL Cool J. |
Emim
10.26.12 | "I'm just singing lyrics to the song yo"
I imagined a trollface when reading this |
JohnnyoftheWell
10.26.12 | Ahahaha fuckin lol |
Jash
10.26.12 | Hahahaha too good |
Jash
10.26.12 | 2
5
6
8
16
The best ones |
Chortles
10.26.12 | fuck her in her ass |
Insurrection
10.26.12 | lol 16 and 17 |
Recspecs
10.26.12 | Yeah I would definitely fuck this girl. |
Insurrection
10.26.12 | you would fuck any girl recs even if she was 10 |
Recspecs
10.26.12 | Wow okay you are a sick fucker even I have standards, I'm pretty sure Hoberman pulls more than you that's sad go end it all right now. |
Jash
10.26.12 | "(Ok, she did like this one.)"
Smack that bitch up
Ahahahaha this so hard
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EyeForAnEye
10.26.12 | LOL |
Insurrection
10.26.12 | well at least the prodigy is awesome |
anarchistfish
10.26.12 | I'm imagining you forcing this poor young woman to your little cubicle every lunchtime, every time with a new concoction of weird music for you to force into her mind.
Is she fit? |
DadKungFu
10.26.12 | haha no, not really. And fuck working in an office. |
Shimana
10.26.12 | I'd like to introduce her neck to a blade |
Soaringmuse
11.11.12 | So what does she listen to?? |
Wolfhorde
11.11.12 | To quote master A Pimp Named Slickback:"Simple, hit the bitch."
"even I have standards"
Most ironic thing I've ever read on Sputnik. True story. |
squaaab
08.04.15 | agree |
