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04.07.15 5 metal albums before dating... +1

5 metal albums before dating... +1

We all tend to listen to some sweet music before a date. Maybe we are looking for some encouragement from our favorite bands, or some special state of mind that only our most sacred albums can offer. These are 5 classic metal albums that can give you a kick in the arse when you need it the most!
1Judas Priest
Killing Machine

Anxious? Killing Machine is your cure potion! Burning Up? Hell Bent for leather? Evil Fantasies? If this doesn't turn you on and make you dream of a wild night, nothing will! Relax man, buy a leather whip
Kings of Metal

Toughen up don't be sissy! Manowar are here to make you a MAN. Heart of steel, Pleasure slave and all the epics found here will provide a testosterone boost in a sex. I meant sec. (Women spin some Girlschool please)
Epicus Doomicus Metallicus

Feeling uninterested? Put Epicus. In the first 2 seconds you'll feel so depressed that a date would seem the perfect thing to do. Or... we'll gladly let you die in solitude.
4Rob Zombie
Hellbilly Deluxe

Blind date? In a world full of zombies, draaaaagulaaasss and living dead girls, your blind date can only be better. Fear not and rejoice, you can get drunk if he/she is ugly.
Fabulous Disaster

Too drunk to fuck? Exodus put up some ideas with Toxic Waltz! A jolt of drunken thrash metal is all you need to take this date to another level. Win the guy/girl with your passionate performance but never (x9) puke
6Ozzy Osbourne
No More Tears

Bonus album! What do you do after a very bad date.
Mama i'm coming home. (No list can exist without even a bit of Lemmy)
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