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| Top 5 Hardest Dark Souls Boss Fights
Not including the DLC because I haven't gotten around to it ryet. After 3 playthroughs of rthis unforgiving game, here's the 5 bosses that made me yell r"fuck" the loudest. | | 1 | Ornstein & Smough
This comes as no surprise to anyone. The ending of Anor Lando, about mid-way through the game,
you gotta fight lightning McQueen and his BFF sumo grande all at the same time and these
motherfuckers are relentless. Without glitching them into a pillar/ summoning other people, you
were in for quite the treat. And by treat, I mean getting your ass torn asunder. Fuck these guys. | | 2 | The Four Kings
Once you arrive into the twilight zone to take on these motherfuckers, only one jumps out with their
annoying ass magic casting and what not. But you better hurry the fuck up - or else this is gonna
turn into a good old fashioned blood orgy. Tip: Hug them | | 3 | Gwyn Lord of Cinder
Obviously the final boss has to be a bastard and Dark Souls does not disappoint in this category. I
was expecting a much more intimidating final boss, but this fire-wielding bitch gives you no down
time and unless you know how to parry or cast your pussy miracles, this if gonna be a toughy. | | 4 | Seath the Scaleless
First off, this asshole is invincible the first time you fight him so he's automatically a cock. Secondly,
when you finally work your way through the hellhole that is the Duke's Archives, you gotta navigate
through a crystal cave of magical invisible paths and shit to take on this ugly motherfucker in round
2. For the most part, he's a simple boss to attack, but his random summoning of crystals out the
wazoo all around you mostly fucks you over and can even curse you, which we all know fucking
blows. And don't get me started on tail cutting this cunt. | | 5 | Capra Demon
You're either lying or are Jesus if you didn't have trouble with this bitch your first time through the
game. Step through the white gate to get butt fucked by this demon's dual-wielded axes, while his
hell dogs breath their fire and shit on you. Keep climbing them stairs and hoping your stamina
doesn't deplete at the wrong moment or you're fucked! | |
sblevins95
02.15.14 | Honorable mention gotta be the Stray Demon. | Mort.
02.15.14 | i had no isse with Ornstein smough strangely enough but the four kings fucked me over so many times. got stuck on them for so long, i didn't play that game for ages because i was so annoyed with it.
also on 5 you seem to be explaining the capra demon but you've put the heading as the Taurus demon
and yeah i agree capra demon was difficult as fuck. ominous music comes on, a scary looking fucker runs at you while dogs ambush you. i died straight away | JohnnyoftheWell
02.15.14 | I have no issue with Seath, but agree with everything else (assuming you meant Capra)
Bed of Chaos deserves a mention | sblevins95
02.15.14 | Whoops I did mean the Capra. I'll change that. | MosesMalone
02.15.14 | I'm having too much trouble in Blighttown to even have the experience with any of these besides the capra demon. But he wasn't actually very hard at all, there's a ledge at the top of the stairs that he can't get to or even attack. | Mort.
02.15.14 | yeah I used to do that but I find it more fun to try and fight him now. also I didn't know about that at first so lost a few times
and yeah blightown is the only place in the game with frame rate issues, and also the enemies can get quite annoying. if u get too stuck just google how to get to where you want cos otherwise the game gets ruined. blightown does suck. | titanslayer
02.15.14 | Best game ever | sblevins95
02.15.14 | Agreed, I've never had so much fun getting the shit kicked out of me in a game before. It's definitely the most satisfying game. |
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