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christianman 12.31.11	hope yuasllo have fgun
Restrikted 12.31.11	YUASLLO m/
Skweetis 12.31.11	Moar slack babbath
Trebor. 12.31.11	yeah I hate people act like it being a new year means anything
Divine 12.31.11	^ ikr?
ILJ 12.31.11	It's just another reason to get plastered and do stupid shit.
fulgrim 12.31.11	ITS ALL ABOUT HAVING FGUN!!!!
someguest 12.31.11	a drunk christian man with a loose nut
Hyperion1001 01.01.12	i can t ype likr im drunk too its fun i do its sometimenes when i want the interet to knolwe im really not a complete loser
Relinquished 01.01.12	hey
Hawks 01.01.12	Christianman you're so cool I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Relinquished 01.01.12	hey hype thats not cool scrambles some ppl hav e hard time typing
someguest 01.01.12	too bad you're catholic hawks i wish my religion had a fat idiot in robes and funny smoke n barrels
KjSwantko 01.01.12	metal
HoodieWeather 01.01.12	feet
Restrikted 01.01.12	ya
christianman 01.01.12	hawksa such my dick ialright? listen yall are all faggots and i love you so rock hard and stroll fists while i drink it up with the boys in murray conty 666
Recspecs 01.01.12	I wish I was drunk right now...
KjSwantko 01.01.12	then drink
christianman 01.01.12	woih
Recspecs 01.01.12	Lol. My older family members are drinking but won't let me because "I'm not 21." My soberness will change when my dad passes out soon.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	That a boy!
Recspecs 01.01.12	ANYONE ELSE DRINKING?
Trebor. 01.01.12	My soberness will change when my dad passes out soon. sobriety
KjSwantko 01.01.12	oh yea....drinking some whiskey when my sort-of girlfriend gets here in a bit
KjSwantko 01.01.12	lots of whiskey*
Recspecs 01.01.12	Thanks Trebor, and hell yeah bro. My girl is back in Georgia though :/ I'll just have to finish this case of Keystones with my cousins I suppose.
eternium 01.01.12	Keystone is surprisingly not bad.
Recspecs 01.01.12	It's okay. I'll only not drink a few beers.
Cells 01.01.12	bacardi all day nigga
Recspecs 01.01.12	Shit, I can't drink many clear liquors. Vodka and gin are alright, but rum is fucking disgusting as fuck.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	alcohol is alcohol in my book....none are good, but you just gotta suck it up and drink it like a man
Recspecs 01.01.12	Haha I don't think rum will ever be drinkable to me. Once I got used to whiskey though, I could throw that shit down.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	whiskey is harsher than Rum though lol, so that doesn't make a whole lot of sense. But as long as you're getting drunk and havin a good time, who cares, ya know
Recspecs 01.01.12	I guess I'm referring to the really fruity rum flavors haha. But yeah whatever gets you fucked up lol. I just hate the douches at parties who think they are better then everyone because they can "shotgun more beers then you" or "do the longest keg stand".
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	"My girl is back in Georgia though :/" Is she cute? I'll go keep her company. Also, shouldn't you goons all have champagne?
Recspecs 01.01.12	"they are more manly than you yea pussy' Original bro. "Is she cute? I'll go keep her company." Hell yeah dude where you at in the peach state?
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	Or at least sparkling wine?
christianman 01.01.12	m/
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	Right outside Atlanta.
christianman 01.01.12	m/
christianman 01.01.12	m/
Recspecs 01.01.12	Yeah I'm a pussy because I think drinking contests are dumb (most of the time). AngelofDeath are you in the Acworth/Kennesaw area? I'm in the Warner Robins/Macon area.
Vesper 01.01.12	Hey, Angel, tell her that her boyfriend's been asking to see my dick and you might get a revenge lay.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	"I just hate the douches at parties who think they are better then everyone because they can "shotgun more beers then you" or "do the longest keg stand." holy shit yea I know. I used to be good friends with all the star football players back in high school and they were ridiculously retarded with that kind of stuff. A guy I knew was so good at shotgunning I literally thought it was fake the first like 3 times I watched him do it haha. Was kind of badass.
Recspecs 01.01.12	Confession guys: Vesper is the girl I'm talking about. PLOT TWIST
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	Snellville. Quite familiar with Kennesaw, though. And my grandparents live in Macon, and my aunt taught in Warner Robins for a while. Lol. Well, I can I tell you first hand, Rec, it's pretty big. Not often you get out-hung by an Asian chick.
Recspecs 01.01.12	@KjSwantko Yeah I mean I can shotgun a beer no problem, I just think its dumb when people think you have to make competitions out of it. Shit like beer pong and flip cup is fun though.
Recspecs 01.01.12	Ahh okay dude, hit me up on facebook (assuming you have one). Do you know what school she taught at?
Vesper 01.01.12	Shouldn't you know what my dick looks like then? Or am I a frigid bitch? Tell me more about this relationship of ours.
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	http://www.facebook.com/zack.brockhoff?ref=tn_tnmn
christianman 01.01.12	m/
Recspecs 01.01.12	Ummm. Our relationship previously consisted of me making ridiculous(?) dick accusations. I guess this is me recanting my previous delusions(?). Does that sum it up? Or do I need to ask you to dinner first?
christianman 01.01.12	penis lol
Recspecs 01.01.12	"penis lol" You're just jealous you don't have a dick to jerk off this holiday season.
Vesper 01.01.12	Lol. I was hoping you'd stick with the delusion so I could reveal to everybody that the reason you want to see my dick so bad is because I blindfold you during sex but what you thought was my penis was actually a huge silicone dildo I shoved in your ass.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	what. the. fuck?
AngelofDeath 01.01.12	Yeah, I don't know either, man. But this ain't a bad scene with popcorn.
KjSwantko 01.01.12	yea, I click the link and first thing I see is penises and dildos and jerkin off.
Recspecs 01.01.12	"I was hoping you'd stick with the delusion so I could reveal to everybody that the reason you want to see my dick so bad is because I blindfold you during sex but what you thought was my penis was actually a huge silicone dildo I shoved in your ass." Yeah sorry babe. Fuck, my bad. When she isn't ramming my asshole we play xbox, m/, jerk each other off(?), drink alcohol, m/ some more, and then are the first people in church Sunday morning!
sonictheplumber 12.24.14	vespers a bitch