dawija1017
03.21.14 | The list is supposed to look weirdly unorganized to symbolize the discombobulation associated with terrible band names. |
BMDrummer
03.21.14 | My dad told me he wanted to name a band Bawsaq. |
dawija1017
03.21.14 | +The Moist Flesh Nuggets |
R6Rider
03.21.14 | iwrestledabearonce |
Rsetness9
03.21.14 | A Banned |
titanslayer
03.21.14 | any grindcore band name |
Onirium
03.21.14 | Torsofuck
Cock and Ball Torture
Circle of Dead Children
(these really exist, they're grindcore/pornogrind bands) |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Do they have to be real bands... are half of these real? I know iwrestledabearonce is some shitty metalcore band. |
dawija1017
03.21.14 | LMAO ... they don't have to be real, although it'd add a small amusement factor |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | I always thought the band Cannibal Corpse had a stupid as hell name. For a fake name... how about The Cum Janitors? |
MuhNamesTyler
03.21.14 | Poopfist isn't that crazy but I feel they should be mentioned |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Fecal Matter (Kurt Cobain's early band name) |
dawija1017
03.21.14 | Jebdin's Jazz Jiggalos ...just keep em coming, this shits hilarious |
Ryus
03.21.14 | Kancer for Kids |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Waking the Cadaver |
tempest--
03.21.14 | Green Baron |
tempest--
03.21.14 | Hong Tam and the Ding Dong Grand Slam |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Dying Fetus is a band name that always makes me frown. |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Black Veil Brides |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | you know it's true |
StallionMang
03.21.14 | Queens of the Stone Age
Bad name, badass band |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | As much as I love Steve Albini: Rapeman.
Good band awful name
|
tempest--
03.21.14 | Aasdgoihasdghexekul
m/ |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Butthole Surfers |
Ryus
03.21.14 | Sunn O))) is the most pretentious band name ever god damn |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Tool is a band name for tools |
StallionMang
03.21.14 | Godspeed You! Black Emperor |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | I'd sue for slander |
betray
03.21.14 | Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! (although I like them) |
Onirium
03.21.14 | "Godspeed You! Black Emperor"
Reported twice |
Onirium
03.21.14 | Torsofuck beats them all |
SharkTooth
03.21.14 | "Butthole Surfers"
You suck
|
Snake.
03.21.14 | Dance Gavin Dance |
Underflow
03.21.14 | Eyehategod |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Any band that's embarrassing to admit that you like based on their name alone.
I can't talk about Fecal Matter or Rapeman without getting weird looks. |
SharkTooth
03.21.14 | Mindless self-indolence
kid Kool
Pretty boy Floyd
A flock of seagulls
ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN
|
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Fecal Master |
tempest--
03.21.14 | not really that bad but the band Bonded By Blood who just named themselves after one of the most famous thrash albums kind of a shitty decision |
betray
03.21.14 | wtf is wrong with La Dispute |
StallionMang
03.21.14 | Touche Amore is way worse than La Dispute name wise |
Onirium
03.21.14 | Just bad:
The Crucifucks
Abörted Hitler Cöck
Anal Vomit
Bear vs. Shark
Blue Balls Explosion
Corpsefucking Art
Crowned in Semen
Duran Duran Duran
Elvis Hitler
Offensive yet funny:
Flowers from the Man Who Shot Your Cousin
Breakdancing Ronald Reagan
Fuck, the Retarded Girl
Armageddon Dildos
(all real bands) |
SharkTooth
03.21.14 | Aborted feces |
StallionMang
03.21.14 | Iwrotehaikusaboutcannibalisminyouryearbook |
ScarlettPimpernail
03.21.14 | Infant annihilator |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Anal Cunt [2] |
OwMySnauze
03.21.14 | Issues
Woe is Me
Abandon All Ships
Shall I go on...? |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | @StallionMang: When I looked that name up, I thought it was going to be fake. I was wrong...
@Oniurium:
"Corpsefucking Art
Abörted Hitler Cöck
Fuck, the Retarded Girl"
All 3 of these had me in tears they're so funny xD |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Escape the Fate |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | I Fight Dragons
The Piss Shivers
(both real bands) |
Onirium
03.21.14 | @Ars: I never even heard their music, I prefer just to imagine how bands called Abörted Hitler Cöck or Corpsefucking Art sound like. Fuck, the Retarded Girl almost had me in tears too. |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | shpongle |
Calc
03.21.14 | Seal Cub Clubbing Club
oh wait that's a fucking amazing name my bad. |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
betray
03.21.14 | camel |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Saving Abel |
Onirium
03.21.14 | "camel"
Sadly, but yes. |
Diglett
03.21.14 | hte beatles :^) |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | tool |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Puscifer |
emester
03.21.14 | Cock and Ball Torture |
Underflow
03.21.14 | Sir Lord Baltimore |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | @Koffiiing: That name is catchy, pleasant, and creative, try again dude. |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Faith No Man (Faith No More's original working title.) |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Mr. Bungle then |
Diglett
03.21.14 | twas a joke, but for actual contribution I think Begging For Incest is fuck awful |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | protest the hero |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Falling in Reverse |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Nah Mr. Bungle isn't a bad name. I always really liked it. It describes them well in my opinion.
What about: The Yardbirds II? (What Jimmy Page wanted to call Led Zeppelin originally) |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | Look What I Did |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Verb the Noun |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | Hacksaw to the Throat |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | mr bungle is the perfect band name |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | good band though |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | "Hacksaw to the Throat"
this is true actually. especially for the amazing music they play its such a shit name |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | On a Friday |
Onirium
03.21.14 | "mr bungle is the perfect band name"
No |
ArsMoriendi
03.21.14 | Is Mr. Bungle's name perfect? No. Great, yes. It's inspired from a Peewee Herman skit from the 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnTGulIZZTE Watch and learn. |
ffs
03.21.14 | the the |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Tabitha's Secret |
Onirium
03.21.14 | The Band |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | cattle decapitation |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Blood on the Dance Floor |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | i was exaggerating a bit ofc but its kinda perfect for the band. couldnt think of another band name that would fit their style better |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Forced Gender Reassignment |
Diglett
03.21.14 | Can |
Avagantamos
03.21.14 | Thing-Worker |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Sex-Dragoon |
Diglett
03.21.14 | Bathtub Shitter |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | fat |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Sex Maggots |
ConcubinaryCode
03.21.14 | Any band that omits vowels from their name. |
RVAHC13
03.21.14 | Slutvomit
Gay Witch Abortion
An Horse
Goddamn Electric Bill
Toiling Midgets
Gaytheist |
tempest--
03.21.14 | whats that band thats like XYXYZYZXYXY or something
yea them |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | freaxxx |
RVAHC13
03.21.14 | Big Dumb Face |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | the tony danza tapdance extravaganza |
betray
03.21.14 | it's not |
Diglett
03.21.14 | "the tony danza tapdance extravaganza"
NO |
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Vampy Weekend ain't bad but it ain't great |
Onirium
03.21.14 | Vampire Weekend [2]
"Modern Vampires of the City" WTF? |
emester
03.21.14 | The Forrest Gump Mile High Club |
YoYoMancuso
03.21.14 | My ideas for band names can be taken as amazing or awful
Billy's Leg
Dig Bird (album cover is Big Bird with a shovel)
|
NordicMindset
03.21.14 | Reuniclus |
RVAHC13
03.21.14 | Birth Control |
Insurrection
03.21.14 | "Harry Pussy"
this is asking for the worst band names not the best |
SatanicPeanuts
03.21.14 | hahaha gaytheist |
rockandmetaljunkie
03.21.14 | yes
no
the band
sunn 0)))
metallica
admit you're shit
armageddon dildos
fuck
the who
u2
big black
limp bizkit
that's all the names I can think if right now |
tempest--
03.21.14 | dude Metallica is a fuckin rad band name |
Judio!
03.21.14 | Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra and Tra-La-La Band with Choir
|
Judio!
03.21.14 | "metallica"
Dude that name rules |
RVAHC13
03.21.14 | Asia
Europe
Chicago
Boston
Berlin
Beirut
Kansas
The Bronx
Alabama
America
England
London
Paris, Texas
Paris
The Middle East
Balkans
Defiance, Ohio
Calexico
Pheonix
China
Japan
Alaska
Antarctica
California
Oregon
Idaho
Utah
Hawaii
Hootie & the Blowfish
|
fallenbird
03.21.14 | Qwertyuiop would be a pretty shite name |
reportingbird
03.21.14 | "Harry Pussy"
just read this with snape's voice |
AmericnZero02
03.21.14 | Natalie Portman's shaved head
|
Judio!
03.21.14 | "Natalie Portman's shaved head"
I laughed so hard when I found out that was a real band |
Thibs
03.21.14 | Vampire Weekend [3] |
CrimsonLies
03.21.14 | The Browning |
betray
03.21.14 | texas in july (although I like them too) |
rockandmetaljunkie
03.21.14 | "Dude that name rules"
A Metal band that practically uses the word "Metal" as their band name to show how badass they
are ?
please.... |
tempest--
03.21.14 | damn dude |
Judio!
03.21.14 | "A Metal band that practically uses the word "Metal" as their band name to show how badass they are ? please...."
It was the 80s. Ever heard of Metal Church? |
KenboSlice
03.21.14 | Black Veil Brides [756968] |
rockandmetaljunkie
03.21.14 | "Ever heard of Metal Church?"
That's another bad name btw |
Thibs
03.21.14 | Dream Evil |
Thibs
03.21.14 | yes. |
PunchforPunch
03.21.14 | Cemetery Rapist and Begging for Incest |
Judio!
03.21.14 | "That's another bad name btw"
smh |
tempest--
03.21.14 | smh [2] |
unaMUSEd
03.21.14 | Black Veil Brides [36735462]
sorry snide |
Rsetness9
03.21.14 | A |
Thibs
03.21.14 | Dying Fetus |
OwMySnauze
03.21.14 | Any band with "vampire" in its name |
OwMySnauze
03.21.14 | Or "blood on the dance floor" |
LambsBread
03.21.14 | the diarrhea donuts.
lol |
Jasdevi087
03.21.14 | The Goat and Your Mom |
TurdFergeson
03.21.14 | The Bike Seat Sniffers. |
loveisamixtape
03.21.14 | ass tent |
BigBlob
03.21.14 | avenged sevenfold |
hikingmetalpunk
03.21.14 | brand new |
Snowdog808
03.21.14 | Design the Skyline sir. |
Diglett
03.21.14 | ^bad band but name is cool imo |
SCREAM!
03.21.14 | The Devil Wears Prada |
FearTomorrow
03.21.14 | I love Budgie but their name is pretty lame for a metal band. |
Greyvy
03.21.14 | Booger Dick |
BigPleb
03.21.14 | Annotations of an Autopsy |
SCREAM!
03.21.14 | When did Budgie become a metal band? |
FearTomorrow
03.21.14 | When they started making music |
weedblunt
03.21.14 | Drake |
SCREAM!
03.21.14 | I always saw them more as hard rock a la Rush/Zep but eh not really worth arguing over |
BigPleb
03.21.14 | Yeah exactly, gtfo |
FearTomorrow
03.21.14 | Regardless, they had a pretty damn lame name for the type of music they made. |
hahGAY
03.21.14 | Real Friends |
TheNotrap
03.22.14 | Pink Cream 69 |
SurfWaxAmerica
03.22.14 | Chastity Belt,
Perfect Pussy,
Sun Kil Moon,
The War on Drugs |
Killerhit
03.22.14 | Arrogant Camels
Flaccid Fresca
Fucktard Raspberry
Shitty Pottery
Retarded Wrench
Chastity Belt [2]
Delicious Cockcobbler
Cockcobbler insomnia
Prudent Asshat
Booger Dick [2]
Aborted Hitler Cock [2]
And Anal C-nt
That is all |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
03.22.14 | i dunno why everyone goes straight to the 'offensive' and vulgar names.
boring ass pop punk band names and shit like that are WAAAAYYYY worse. and those names where u can just replace two of the words and have 5 new band names.
like between the buried and me
as i lay dying
say anything
bring me the horizon
all that garbage and any band trebor listens to |
laughingman22
03.22.14 | pop evil |
weedblunt
03.22.14 | kesha |
BlacKapes
03.22.14 | my penis is dogshit
real band |
AngelofDeath
03.22.14 | The worst band names are always metalcore, indie, or post-rock bands:
[verb] the [noun]
The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Youth Pictures of Florence Henderson
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Pianos Become the Teeth
Propagandhi
Margot and the Nuclear So and So's
Neutral Milk Hotel
Scary Kids Scaring Kids |
Havey
03.22.14 | ^ [2]
came here to say propagandhi |
sniper
03.22.14 | being as an ocean
knives exchanging hands
empire! empire! (i was a lonely estate)
bullet for my valentine
[noun/verb] [number] |
sniper
03.22.14 | grumblecunt |
sniper
03.22.14 | portugal. the man |
NorwichScene
03.22.14 | Nine Inch Nails |
weedblunt
03.23.14 | eminem |
Killerhit
03.23.14 | i forgot, Being As An Ocean
what the fuck happened to grammatically correct band names they just flew out the wayside |
weedblunt
03.23.14 | jay-z |
panagiotis
03.27.14 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=326176&listid=76770
I had the same question some time ago.
Check out my collection and the comments below for the worst band name evers |
weedblunt
03.27.14 | opeth |
panagiotis
03.27.14 |
1
Anal Cunt
2
Agoraphobic nosebleed
3
Prostitute Disfigurement
4
Necrosadistic Goat Torture
5
Cock and Ball Torture
6
Gonorrhea Pussy
7
Anal Blast
8
Torsofuck
9
Morbid Anal Fog
10
Satan's almighty penus
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