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Last Active 10-28-14 4:09 am Joined 07-19-11
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BlackLlama
05.01.14 | Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His name was Danny and he looked so good this one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin seeds" and she said "No"
And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW bitch"
And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds
And I said "HEY BITCH! That's my boyfriend! Why d'you have my boyfriend's name written on all your pumpkin seeds you little slut? You little seven year old slut, I'm gonna kick your fuckin' ass, bitch!"
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me, that little cunt?
She said
You're ugly. What the fuck gave birth to you?
You're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
You're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
You're ugly... Because you're ugly
| MuhNamesTyler
05.01.14 | 2nd graders don't know how to love bro. Their hearts aren't big enough | TheGreatQ
05.01.14 | I was jamming 1 a couple days ago, it's pretty sweet | BlackLlama
05.01.14 | Number 3 was jamming on my way to work this morning. | SirDrumsalot
05.01.14 | Poe?
Garbage? | BlackLlama
05.01.14 | Also possibly essential. | Avagantamos
05.01.14 | my sister was born in 98 | danielito19
05.01.14 | that's a little weird there av | Avagantamos
05.01.14 | don't call me av. you sleep 7 feet away from me | danielito19
05.01.14 | whatever hans | Keyblade
05.01.14 | Bilinda? | BlackLlama
05.01.14 | I am 20 years older than your sister.... hahahah | WellFedWhiteMale
05.01.14 | Bikini Kill? Discount? | ArsMoriendi
05.01.14 | 1 is awesome.
List should have PJ Harvey on it though, especially her album To Bring You My Love. It kicks so much ass. |
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