FrankRedHot: Boob Talk | Sputnikmusic

FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Go!
alachlahol 08.22.11	as long as im here no one will care whether you come or go
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	They always care about me alachlahol. I am Sputnik.
FadeToBlack 08.22.11	no i only care about alachlahol
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Don't lie to yourself, Fade. You have loved Pit since the day you've met him.
alachlahol 08.22.11	dude he loves you as much as he loves anaal nathrak
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	And if anyone actually takes this as me saying goodbye to Sputnik, well, you're more of an idiot than I originally thought.
FadeToBlack 08.22.11	Greenman was the only over sputniker I truly loved
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"dude he loves you as much as he loves anaal nathrak" "dude he loves you as much as he loves anal" That's more appropriate.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Greenman was the only over sputniker I truely loved" How can you just stand there and bold-face lie to us?
alachlahol 08.22.11	damn you turned that one around on me you should rename yourself frankredhotcomebacks
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I don't know how that was a comeback. I believe it was more of an edit than anything. Alachlahol, why do you hate Pit so much? What has he ever done to you?
Maniac! 08.22.11	Hi.
FadeToBlack 08.22.11	bye
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	No need to say "bye," Fade. It's not fair that you grace us with your presence and then just bolt like this.
alachlahol 08.22.11	dude i dont hate you youd be at the top of my "sputnik guys to get hammered with" list cause wed get along like white on rice change your name to franksredhotturnarounds
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Alachlahol, if we got hammered together, I'd be afraid of the consequences.
Maniac! 08.22.11	Nick, 3 of your recs got put on my latest list. Go brag about it.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I don't have to, since you just did it for me.
Maniac! 08.22.11	Lazy motherfucker.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Mazy fotherlucker
JWT155 08.22.11	Goonies never say die.
Xplisit 08.22.11	frankredhot is one of my favorite users
omnipanzer 08.22.11	goonies are good enough
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I'm everyone's favorite user. I don't know why Sputnik hasn't understood this yet.
Emim 08.22.11	his name is PIT and you shall fear him, young one.
Xplisit 08.22.11	"I'm everyone's favorite user. I don't know why Sputnik hasn't understood this yet." and just like that, you're slippin'.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	^Stop denying it, xplisit. "his name is PIT and you shall fear him, young one." Was going to make a comment comparing me to the Christian God, but I felt it was inappopriate.
Emim 08.22.11	You're more of a greek god
alachlahol 08.22.11	nah man john lennon did it its cool
Xplisit 08.22.11	im more of a greek god
omnipanzer 08.22.11	In retirement, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is PIT.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	^Nice Fight Club reference.
Xplisit 08.22.11	HIS NAME IS PIT HIS NAME IS PIT HIS NAME IS PIT HIS NAME IS PIT
Maniac! 08.22.11	"In retirement, a member of project mayhem has a name, his name is PIT." I love you.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	First rule of Sputnik Fight Club- Keep your shirt on.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I'm guessing that means Balls wouldn't even make it in the front door. Sorry Balls...
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Balls is allowed to be shirtless. His pecs are too amazing to deny shirtless entry.
Kimm 08.22.11	Can I be in this fight club? I promise I'll keep my shirt on.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	If you want but I'm sure your pecs are amazing too.
Kimm 08.22.11	Well I AM married to Balls. He keeps me lookin' good.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Do you have a choice?
Kimm 08.22.11	Of course I do. Balls respects my decisions. As long as I work out every day and only eat organic foods.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Ewww working out + Organic foods = Healthy Who has time for all of that.
Kimm 08.22.11	Not me, I just starve myself.
Kimm 08.22.11	...but don't tell Balls.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	FYI I here laxatives can offer some aid to those with a busy schedule like yourself.
Kimm 08.22.11	Yeah I'll take that into consideration. Or not.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I don't judge I just pass along the info do with it what you will madam.
Kimm 08.22.11	Lol. Thanks panz.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Welcome Mrs. Wall
Kimm 08.22.11	Ugh they called me a wall all through middle school.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I'm entirely lost be the reference hun.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	What the hell is giong on in here?
BigHans 08.22.11	And if anyone actually takes this as me saying goodbye to Sputnik, well, you're more of an idiot than I originally thought. ^ well Pit, alot of new users may not have saw the three retirement lists you've done over the years, so they might take you literally.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	just gay'in up yo list.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I wouldn't expect the new users to get it, Hans. They're too dense to get it. Oh, and I've only done 2. There is a 3rd, but I made that only to set up my alt.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	You can see for yourself it started with me trying to get her top off then she distracted me with palaver.
BigHans 08.22.11	thought you did 3. IntothePit83, Buckfutter, and Bane of Sputnik. Could be wrong.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	You can't gay up a Pit list, omni. It's physically impossible.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I did do 3, Hans. You missed the second part of my comment.
BigHans 08.22.11	ah, never mind
BigHans 08.22.11	you should bring back TheAngstyVirgin
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"You can't gay up a Pit list, omni. It's physically impossible." Just wanted it understood that were it possible and had I succeeded that it had all started with the best of intentions.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"TheAngstyVirgin" LOL
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Lol TheAngstyVirgin I completely forgot about that one, and the epic trolling of JesusJuice with that one.
BigHans 08.22.11	the funniest thing about that one was how vehemently you denied it was you
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I always vehemently deny it's me. I don't know why you have to be a hater. Why couldn't you just let me have my fun?
BigHans 08.22.11	cause I like to prove how smart I am.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	But if it's so obvious, how does it prove how smart you are?
Kimm 08.22.11	Wall = no boobs.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Damn, I need more boobs in my life.
Kimm 08.22.11	I think I have a decent set now, but I don't know...they aren't massive and apparently that's what guys like.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I think I'm building a very nice set right now. They're starting to become very defined.
Kimm 08.22.11	Ohh congrats. That's very exciting news.
someguest 08.22.11	just eat more soy its estrogen like qualities will give you extreme boobage in no time at all
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I don't need soy. I just need to keep feeding on the BBQ the nurses keep sneaking into me.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	They're probably going to start bringing me the kids from the maternity ward for breastfeeding.
Maniac! 08.22.11	"they aren't massive and apparently that's what guys like." lol most guys will be happy with whatever they can get their hands on... ..literally.
Maniac! 08.22.11	"They're probably going to start bringing me the kids from the maternity ward for breastfeeding." hahaha
someguest 08.22.11	it's funny how people don't know soy has that trait but whatever lets stuff every food we eat with it
Kimm 08.22.11	What if i don't know what soy is?
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"lol most guys will be happy with whatever they can get their hands on..." That's usually the remark of someone who's never seen a pair other than what's on TV or the internet.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"What if i don't know what soy is?" It's the ejaculate of the lactose-intolerant.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Kimmy pants, it's a scientific fact that dudes like Breasts. Size matters differently to every dude independently. I (for example) don't care about size as long as they are real. Fake CAN look better in a dress but real are better for everything else imho.
Kimm 08.22.11	Zing.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Fake does look better in a dress most of the time, but nothing beats the real thing. My experience with most fake breasts is that there is always something off about them, whether it be the shape or feel.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	That's it. Changing the title of this list to "Boob-Talk."
omnipanzer 08.22.11	lol
someguest 08.22.11	the pancakes are my favorite
omnipanzer 08.22.11	The surgery scar really makes them look off as well.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	That's why I don't go to strip clubs during the day time.
AngelofDeath 08.22.11	"My experience with most fake breasts is that there is always something off about them, whether it be the shape or feel." Usually both.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"the pancakes are my favorite" That would be one of the few implant candidates.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	If I can't punch you in the tits and make them jiggle, than you need implants.
Kimm 08.22.11	Well mine are definitely real. I think maybe I'd like them more if my tummy was flatter. But I'm overly critical of my appearance.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"Usually both." Outside of the way clothing fits they are not my first choice.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"If I can't punch you in the tits and make them jiggle, than you need implants.:-" All?
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Kimm, we should have a "Boob-Off." How in the hell have I not been perma-banned for sexual harrassment on Sputnik?
someguest 08.22.11	jigglypunch
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	All boobs need a lil jiggle and wiggle, omni. Just my opinion.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	The new pokemon. jigglypunch
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"All boobs need a lil jiggle and wiggle, omni. Just my opinion." NM i mis-read, I thought you said "if I can" my bad.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Damn right you mis-read.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	LOL at description change.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I think it's pretty pertinent to this discussion.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	The lack of activity on this thread since title/description change proves my point that this site is filled with homos/virgins/virgin homos.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Virgin homos could be straight but without practical knowledge...
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I'm thinking about sending my son to straight camp right now and nipping it in the bud.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	So you don't care what the result is as long as the decision is made quickly? CHOP CHOP! I think such a list needs a chick making an occasional comment to help direct the flow of conversation.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Yeah, but Maniac's busy with home-schooling.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	MANIAC! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.
Scoot 08.22.11	boobiez
Kimm 08.22.11	Back! Sometimes I take my bra off, put on a thin t-shirt and go into my sisters' rooms and bounce 'em around. They hate it.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I've never been so disgusted with myself in my entire life.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Do tell us more *rests chin on hands. No seriously you mean like grossing out your younger sisters?
omnipanzer 08.22.11	LOL Pit
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I wouldn't be grossed out by that, as evidenced by my erec........ nevermind...
Kimm 08.22.11	My twin sister and the (almost) 16 year old sometimes. The 11 year old doesn't need to see that.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	kimm, i think you're unknowingly overflowing with sexual repression
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	This conversation isn't helping my forced abstinence. I shall bow out of my own thread gracefully, and wish you all a happy and wonderful boob..... I mean, DAY!! DAY!!! I said day!
Emim 08.22.11	This is disappointing boob talk
Emim 08.22.11	This is disappointing boob talk
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Sorry, I'm currently looking at Ratemyboobs.com
Kimm 08.22.11	Once I was wearing a bikini top getting ready to go sit in my friend's hot tub and my six year old brother walked into my room. I respectfully covered my chest with my arms and he said "why are you covering them...they look nice."
omnipanzer 08.22.11	kimm, i think you're unknowingly overflowing with sexual repression [2]
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Nothing like borderline incest.
Maniac! 08.22.11	I have the hairiest tits here.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	You can kill Brandon with a silver bullet.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"Once I was wearing a bikini top getting ready to go sit in my friend's hot tub and my six year old brother walked into my room. I respectfully covered my chest with my arms and he said "why are you covering them...they look nice."" awwww, he was trying to give your self esteem a boost. What a good brother.
Maniac! 08.22.11	Lmao Kimm
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I bet my moobs are more attractive than Kimm's boobs.
Xplisit 08.22.11	guys i love tits especially fucking them
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I'm not a big fan of titty-fucking, unless she keeps her mouth open.
Kimm 08.22.11	He's the best. Once I asked him if I looked fat and he said "no. Well...those do." and pointed at my boobs. He adores me.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched. never been tampered with, ya know?
Counterfeit 08.22.11	this one chick i know showed me and my bud her tits in broad daylight to show us her nipple piercings. i approved.
taxidermist 08.22.11	lol
Baphomet 08.22.11	This is disappointing boob talk
Xplisit 08.22.11	I'm not a big fan of titty-fucking, unless she keeps her mouth open. well ya obviously. its like fucking two people at once.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Kimm, this conversation went from being kinda cute to kinda disturbing.
Kimm 08.22.11	"idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched. never been tampered with, ya know?" lol
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I still remember the day when I was working at Flanigan's back home and one of the servers decided she wanted to show her tits off to a few of us cooks. That wasn't my first experience with licking a strange nipple.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"idk nick, kimm's boobs are probably untouched." She's kept a boyfriend... at that age no boyfriend stays with 0 incentive js.
Maniac! 08.22.11	"I bet my moobs are more attractive than Kimm's boobs." I'd tittyfuck you bro
Kimm 08.22.11	Lol he doesn't know it's weird. It's like when I'm babysitting...every kid is always like "take off your sweater". I don't know why they do that.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"I'd tittyfuck you bro" That desperate, huh?
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"It's like when I'm babysitting...every kid is always like "take off your sweater". I don't know why they do that." But that's when you're babysitting someone else's kids. That's normal. It's not normal for your little brother to make comments about your chest. It's just disturbing. Then again, you do live in Canada.....
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"It's not normal for your little brother to make comments about your chest." As long as they're much younger it is.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	"She's kept a boyfriend... at that age no boyfriend stays with 0 incentive js." they'll stay if they think it'll score them god points
Xplisit 08.22.11	"I still remember the day when I was working at Flanigan's back home and one of the servers decided she wanted to show her tits off to a few of us cooks." sounds like my ex gf used to work at flanigans
Kimm 08.22.11	Also the four year old I babysit twice weekly has asked me to breastfeed her younger sister. I have so many stories I could share.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I dunno, Omni.... just seems a bit weird to me.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"sounds like my ex gf used to work at flanigans " Or your mom.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"they'll stay if they think it'll score them god points" That would be incentive just not the kind I had thought of.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I remember the day I caught my girl's younger sister playing doctor with her cousin. One of the most awkward situations I've ever put myself in.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	basically what i'm gathering is if kimm's boobs HAVE been tampered with, it'd only be by 6 year olds. big deal
Xplisit 08.22.11	"Or your mom." 2/10
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I remember when a neighbor girl and I were playing doctor and her father caught us... I thought he was going to kill me. Before any comments come up I was like 7.
Kimm 08.22.11	Ew.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Couldn't resist, Xplisit.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Before any comments come up I was like 7." Pics or GTFO
Maniac! 08.22.11	"That desperate, huh?" Pretty close
Kimm 08.22.11	Ew was directed at Pit. Lol Omni.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	LOL, Cameras were a tad expensive back then.
Xplisit 08.22.11	i remember this one time my girlfriend was sleeping but i stuck it in her butt regardless
omnipanzer 08.22.11	ex-girlfriend I assume.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	xplisit, you're trying too hard
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Ew" to what, Kimm?
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Yeah, I had to find out that having sex with a sleeping woman isn't exactly what they're looking for.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Not as romantic as the dude tends to assume... but it only happens once then you learn.
Acanthus 08.22.11	Playing doctor with the neighbor girl huh? College should use that, a lot more students would go pre-med.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Lol it almost ended my relationship.
Kimm 08.22.11	ex-girlfriend I assume [2]
Emim 08.22.11	"As long as they're much younger it is." No, that's never normal.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Playing doctor with the neighbor girl huh? College should use that, a lot more students would go pre-med. " Everyone would be a doctor.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I take that back I knew a chick that dug it but she was an exception in my experience.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I wish more women were into anal. It's really hard to find one that is nowadays, unless they're a pornstar.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"No, that's never normal." Kids ask about mommy and daddy parts all the time I assume it would be the same with a much older sibling.
Emim 08.22.11	Ok. I'm done with this conversation.
Xplisit 08.22.11	nah dudes you just have to do it right if you spend at least a minute and a half tracing the surface of her thighs and neck with your fingertips while making it apparent that you have a raging erection by placing it tween her buh cheeks yoiure good 2 go this isnt about romanticism faggot
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	My little girl has never asked anything about my girl or myself. I don't know whether to worry or be happy.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"I wish more women were into anal. It's really hard to find one that is nowadays, unless they're a pornstar." Only been lucky with that one with two past women myself.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	nick, gross
Counterfeit 08.22.11	dude kids go through that whole odeous complex theyre fucked up
Xplisit 08.22.11	if you find a woman who actually likes you she'll take it in the ass for you any day of the week u guys have just never been liked befoar i guess
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	What's gross, weeping? I haven't had any discussion on sex or body parts with my 8 year old daughter? How is that gross? lol
Kimm 08.22.11	""Ew" to what, Kimm?" Sister in law + cousin
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Only been lucky with that one with two past women myself." I've never been that lucky. Believe me, I've tried, but all it's done is piss her off to no end.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"if you find a woman who actually likes you she'll take it in the ass for you any day of the week u guys have just never been liked befoar i guess" You are either very wrong or very lucky... I'm guessing wrong.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	gross about anal sex and feit, it's called the oedipus complex
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Sister in law + cousin" lol, they were both 10. That's no different than them playing around with the neighbor's kids at that age.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	@WB - LOL
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"gross about anal sex" Really? Wow....
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Kimm, if they were both in their early teens and up I'd be a bit worried.
Counterfeit 08.22.11	oh yeah. but still theyre fucked up.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"Really? Wow...." Nah, lots of people aren't into it but...
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	why do that when there's a vagina 2 inches away
taxidermist 08.22.11	lol weeping
omnipanzer 08.22.11	IT's obviously not FOR you WB.
Xplisit 08.22.11	weeping banana must be like 12
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Because variety is a gift from the gods, weeping.
Kimm 08.22.11	Um.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Kimm just got really, really uncomfortable after reading the last 30 or so posts.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"weeping banana must be like 12" No you twat SOME people don't lika da butt play.
Kimm 08.22.11	Yeah even I'm surprised. If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	yeah why have a pizza with bacon on it when you have have pizza with a big turd on it
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Yeah even I'm surprised. If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line." Signing divorce papers right now.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"yeah why have a pizza with bacon on it when you have have pizza with a big turd on it" I'm not sticking anything in that ass if she ain't cleaned out, buddy.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line." Gotta say... uhuumm..... never mind.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I just blushed a little.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	That's okay, omni. As married/chained men, we can only dream.....
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	wait kimm you'd do anal if your husband wanted to?
Counterfeit 08.22.11	hes gotta b0nr
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Weeping just changed his mind.
taxidermist 08.22.11	8====D (o)__(^_^)
Kimm 08.22.11	...should I have kept that to myself?
omnipanzer 08.22.11	LOL Also I think the more experienced you are the more is fed to the imagination and that's all I'll say.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	hahaha nick
taxidermist 08.22.11	"...should I have kept that to myself?" Nahhhhhhhh.
Counterfeit 08.22.11	everyones buyin a ticket to canadia
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Did Taxi just blow on himself?
Kimm 08.22.11	Yeah, why not?
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"...should I have kept that to myself?" Nahhhhhhhh. [2]
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	wait who are you saying "why not" to kimm
omnipanzer 08.22.11	So much comic gold in these next 20 posts I feel.
Kimm 08.22.11	Lol Canadia.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	You WB, I assumed.
Kimm 08.22.11	"wait who are you saying "why not" to kimm" To you.
Xplisit 08.22.11	Kim is it true that you went on webcam for afterthebreakdown
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	this is a pretty big shock kimm i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"Also I think the more experienced you are the more is fed to the imagination and that's all I'll say." There hasn't been a more true statement ever posted on Sputnik.
Maniac! 08.22.11	Lol
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal" Probably because you haven't tried it.
Kimm 08.22.11	Lol I did not say I'm into anal. You're twisting my words.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Sex can get boring after awhile, so you need to open up your mind at some point or another.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	yeah again i've never tried a turd pizza either
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Wait fellas hold up... Kimm, for the edification of our young gentlemen could you please define "WAY out of line". This is not to satiate my own curiosity AT ALL it's for... Feit.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	"Lol I did not say I'm into anal. You're twisting my words." okay fine i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't tolerant to anal
Xplisit 08.22.11	andcas.. no.. this is what we've been trying to teach you.. you open up someone ELSES..
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Can't knock it til you tried it, Weeping.
Xplisit 08.22.11	he's just scared uv itt
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"*so you need to open up your butthole at some point or another." No one, I repeat, no one, is going to open up my butthole. That place is sacred and is only reserved for "Exiting," not "Entering(unless it's Cone or Omni)."
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	"Can't knock it til you tried it, Weeping." yes, yes i can
Kimm 08.22.11	"Kimm, for the edification of our young gentlemen could you please define "WAY out of line". This is not to satiate my own curiosity AT ALL it's for... Feit." I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	"I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision." well i mean we did anyways. we just may not have put them in a comment
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Oh I was thinking candle lit dinner where is your mind at?
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	"I don't know, I just figured if I said "anything he wants" you guys would come up with some really disgusting imagery that I would rather not envision" I've always wondered what it would be like to defile a Christian woman. Just kidding. Or am I?
omnipanzer 08.22.11	I'm NOT a piece of meat!
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I am a piece of meat. Use me.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Did I just make everyone uncomfortable or something?
Kimm 08.22.11	...
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	yeah dude that was fucked...
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Nope just making plans buying an abduction kit and pulling up maps.Google
Kimm 08.22.11	Haha no. I just feel like i've said too much here.
Acanthus 08.22.11	List needs to be featured, too much greatness!
omnipanzer 08.22.11	No , not really. I think we're just all being frisky and trying to kill off our mondays Kimm.
Baphomet 08.22.11	Who knew attention whores evolved into full time whores given enough time.
Xplisit 08.22.11	lmao weepingbanana
ShadowRemains 08.22.11	speaking of defiling... http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/HP-8.jpg
omnipanzer 08.22.11	^ Gonna go ahead and assume that is nsfw
ShadowRemains 08.22.11	no it isn't
Counterfeit 08.22.11	lol omni
Maniac! 08.22.11	I'm a whore!
omnipanzer 08.22.11	but you're our whore.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	who is that Shadow?
Baphomet 08.22.11	but you're our whore. [2]
omnipanzer 08.22.11	He's the one that Remains bro.
ShadowRemains 08.22.11	"who is that Shadow?" i'll let you figure that out...
Obfuscation24 08.22.11	kimm and balls are married--->kimm will do anything for husband--->balls has done anal with kimm
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line." BTW Kimm I find that to be a refreshingly honest answer but when made in a room full of dudes at least 100 comedic comments have to be made prior to an honest reaction. ;^)
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Just found out I'm getting out of here a week early on Wednesday. First place I'm hittin' is da strip club.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Gratz Pit
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	danke schoen
Maniac! 08.22.11	nice man
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	"i'll let you figure that out..." i feel like an idiot. just tell me
omnipanzer 08.22.11	^lol
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	Thinking about molesting the big black nurses' chest because the thought of not is just too much to bear
ShadowRemains 08.22.11	holly peers
AngelofDeath 08.22.11	This list needs the obligatory "tits or gtfo".
omnipanzer 08.22.11	"Thinking about molesting the big black nurses' chest because the thought of not is just too much to bear" Just imagine not getting sued and how happy that would make your bank account.
Maniac! 08.22.11	hold on, I'll post some of my titpics. I don't mean titpics that I saved, I mean my personal photos.
WeepingBanana 08.22.11	yeah, see, didn't know who that is
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I don't think she's been touched in years as evidenced by her shitty attitude and her careless use of a needle, so I'm assuming any touch would send her over the edge to Pleasuretown.
omnipanzer 08.22.11	Woo Wooo ALL ABOARD THE POUNDTOWN EXPRESS... CHOOGA CHOOGA CHOOGA.
FrankRedHot 08.22.11	I bet you she has a beautiful thunt.
Kimm 08.23.11	I just asked my twin sister if she would do anal with her hypothetical husband were he to ask her. The answer: "NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT." So if you're ever wondering the difference between Kimm and her twin...that's one thing.
Josh D. 08.23.11	Why did you just tell Sputnik you like anal.
Kimm 08.23.11	lol I didn't. You missed the whole conversation from this morning - best thread ever.
Josh D. 08.23.11	Ok. Your post still looks like that, so I will believe it forever now, too late.
Sanders 08.23.11	"Why did you just tell Sputnik you like anal." Yeah, you might want to brace yourself...
Kimm 08.23.11	"If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line." It's right there.
Josh D. 08.23.11	That's not out of line, it's a hole in one, what.
Sanders 08.23.11	I think it's a case of when the river runs red, take the dirt path instead!
Kimm 08.23.11	I know it's not...if I was married and my guy wanted to do anal, I'll be down. That's not something I'm embarrassed to admit.
Kimm 08.23.11	Sanders that's gross.
Josh D. 08.23.11	I'm embarrassed.
Sanders 08.23.11	gross but fair. On a more serious, semi-related note, I have quite girthy fingers, and as a med student I've had to ask a GP if I'll be ok doing rectal exams with them...
Kimm 08.23.11	We need Pit and omni back in here.
Kimm 08.23.11	And Weeping. "i'm like the only one in this thread who isn't into anal"
Xplisit 08.23.11	kim why do u sit on sputnik all day
Obfuscation24 08.23.11	yo kimm lets get married and run away bb i got 2 tickets to browntown we can take the hershey highway
omnipanzer 08.23.11	She's just saying shes down for trying shit with her loved one. That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc.
omnipanzer 08.23.11	"kim why do u sit on sputnik all day" She's hardly ever on during the day actually, unless it's on her yet unnamed alt.
Josh D. 08.23.11	"She's just saying shes down for trying shit with her loved one. That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc" We were joking.
omnipanzer 08.23.11	Oh I know you were stud.
Josh D. 08.23.11	Wet.
omnipanzer 08.23.11	mud stuffin
Kimm 08.23.11	Thank you omni! And he's right - I'm hardly ever on during the day. I had the day off though and was doing stuff at home.
Josh D. 08.23.11	Like testing your anal capacity and stuff, that's cool.
omnipanzer 08.23.11	gotta find some way to kill the time amiright?
Maniac! 08.23.11	hey guys what'd I miss while I was at my homosexual, I mean, Judo class?
Maniac! 08.23.11	http://tinychat.com/sputnik
Kimm 08.23.11	That's right om.
FrankRedHot 08.23.11	Sorry guys. I got busy looking for some, uh, stuff.....
WeepingBanana 08.23.11	"That's a cool chic, if anal isn't your thing I'm sure there is something else some women wouldn't be down for that you would like to try e.g. outside, driving head, public, etc. etc. etc." i got road dome before... shit was pretty bomb
someguest 08.23.11	"nah dudes you just have to do it right if you spend at least a minute and a half tracing the surface of her thighs and neck with your fingertips while making it apparent that you have a raging erection by placing it tween her buh cheeks yoiure good 2 go this isnt about romanticism faggot" lol "why do that when there's a vagina 2 inches away" lol "If I ever get married, he can do whatever he wants. Unless it's like WAY out of line." LOL
someguest 08.23.11	any woman that doesn't do anal is a lesbian in my book
iFghtffyrdmns 08.23.11	diglets niglets tats what i say
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Wouldn't you want to bump this one then?
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Nah, it's time to move on from this one. Someguest came in and ruined it for me, but in a good way.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	OooooKaaaaaay... fond memories this.
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	Always.
WeepingBanana 08.24.11	and forever brofist
FrankRedHot 08.24.11	I don't brofist. I'd rather get raped by Cher.
omnipanzer 08.24.11	aircraft cher or earlier preferable.
Maniac! 08.24.11	Someone wanna join me in turntable?
Xplisit 08.24.11	faggotbanana
Xplisit 08.24.11	We're very sorry, but while we would love to let you in and rock out with us, we need to currently restrict turntable access to only the United States due to licensing constraints.
WeepingBanana 08.24.11	"I don't brofist. I'd rather get raped by Cher." I'm sure you'd prefer anal rape
omnipanzer 08.24.11	Strap-ons are hot that's all
Maniac! 08.24.11	http://turntable.fm/we_will_boot_you_probably
benkim 08.26.11	Is it just me or did this list get waaaaay out of hand?
FatChickIrl 08.26.11	It got out of hand.
benkim 08.26.11	I like it!