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| Cannibal Corpse ARTWORK ranked | 16 | | Cannibal Corpse Evisceration Plague
Just super lame. Super, super lame. Ugly in a dumb way. | 15 | | Cannibal Corpse Red Before Black
I get what they were going for with the POV perspective, but the final product just looks extra silly to me. Like really, really silly. | 14 | | Cannibal Corpse The Bleeding
Ugh, what even is this shit? I dunno, for an album so visceral (perhaps even their MOST visceral) I could think of like 100 more ideas that could have worked better imo. | 13 | | Cannibal Corpse Gore Obsessed
It’s a cover. | 12 | | Cannibal Corpse Bloodthirst
It exists. | 11 | | Cannibal Corpse Torture
It’s a thing. Kind of looks like Newgrounds art. | 10 | | Cannibal Corpse A Skeletal Domain
I actually really dig this one. It’s not gory or crazy, but it’s got a nice spooky vibe to it. Unfortunately, doesn't really stand out amongst the others in this band's catalogue at all. | 9 | | Cannibal Corpse The Wretched Spawn
I REALLY wish that this one had less of a modern comic book coloring to it. If It had a bit more of the grittier, muddied coloring to it, it would prob be higher for me, but something about it seems too cartoony. Other than that, it’s gross and weird and nuts. Also, I know I just praised Eaten Back to Life for being cartoony, but that was more Tales From The Crypt cartoony, this color scheme gives me more Ultimate Spider-Man vibes. | 8 | | Cannibal Corpse Chaos Horrific
My only real problem with this is that the colors blend together too much so it can be difficult to make out the details if you’re not zooming in, but if that wasn’t the case this would be my #3 probably. So much insanity in one photo, I fucking love it. Debating getting a t-shirt right now, actually. | 7 | | Cannibal Corpse Eaten Back to Life
Hellllllll yeah. Some old school horror comic vibes from this. A fine introduction into their artwork. Brings me back to the 80’s more than the 90’s tbh. | 6 | | Cannibal Corpse Gallery of Suicide
A lot of people find this one too upsetting, and I get that, but to me this one makes me feel uncomfortable in a sick horror kind of way. | 5 | | Cannibal Corpse Violence Unimagined
Mileena, baybeee. Uncensored artwork is super wild, but the censored artwork is awesome as well. I like. | 4 | | Cannibal Corpse Vile
This one just straight up disturbs the hell out of me and I can’t quite pinpoint why it fucks with me more than some others. | 3 | | Cannibal Corpse Kill
I know this is a weird pick, but I remember when this thing first dropped and it was such a statement after years and years of hiding their really intricate, insane CD artwork from my parents. Then for this to just be so straight forward just felt like it was the most “no nonsense’ approach statement could possibly make at that time. Obviously it’s not their third best in the traditional sense, but mores the “holy shit” factor It gives me in how much it stands out (coupled with the fact that it’s one of their very best albums). | 2 | | Cannibal Corpse Butchered at Birth
Pretty much tied with #1, this thing is gnarlllyyy | 1 | | Cannibal Corpse Tomb of the Mutilated
A goddamn classic. One of the most fucked up album arts for a major death metal band that I could think of, perhaps the most (along with #2 here). These early albums also have a dark atmosphere to them along with just being disgusting, hard to explain. | |
DarkSideOfLucca
09.28.23 | Can't rank the albums, so this was the best I could do | FreakMachine
09.28.23 | This is a list of culture | DarkSideOfLucca
09.28.23 | I sip on wine with my pinky up | FreakMachine
09.28.23 | And a Cannibal Corpse record in your other hand as it should be m/ | DarkSideOfLucca
09.28.23 | m//// | Minortimbo12
09.28.23 | WhErE iS EiGhTeEn!? | DarkSideOfLucca
09.28.23 | 18 is every Dave Matthews Band cover art | Minortimbo12
09.28.23 | fair enough | Titan
09.28.23 | Dude…..14 should be top 5 | DType
09.28.23 | Censored Bleeding is 1 for me, for some reason that version just works so well | DarkSideOfLucca
09.29.23 | 14 is def not top 5, 14 should make me either throw up or want to call my parents while shaking in fear and crying considering the content of the actual album
Instead it's just kinda blah, while the actual music itself makes me want to call the cops to report a crime | canczar
09.29.23 | Great great list | Titan
09.29.23 | 'considering the content of the actual album'
lol cause none of the others have that effect? | FreakMachine
09.29.23 | 10 is probably my favorite m/ | DarkSideOfLucca
09.29.23 | @Titan - Well Kill is like #1 or #2 for me
If the album was mediocre and had that minimalist cover, yeah it would def feel lamer to me | Titan
09.29.23 | i do like the simplicity of Kill | Brabiz
09.30.23 | I used to own a long sleeve with The Wretched Spawn art on it lmao | DarkSideOfLucca
09.30.23 | Lol nice
I’ve always wanted a shirt if 1 or 2 but I wouldn’t be able to wear them like anywhere
And now I’m older so it’d be even weirder now lol | SomeCallMeTim
09.30.23 | I like your take on 3, yeah after years and years of graphic artwork, a relatively plain artwork with three words is bold | Brabiz
10.02.23 | I don’t think 1 is all that extreme honestly. Maybe I’m just desensitized | DarkSideOfLucca
10.02.23 | Yeah dude if you don't think 1 is extreme then you're DEFINITELY desensitized lmfao | MO
10.02.23 | i know you're doing studio albums, but honorable mention should be made for the live cannibalism artwork | Titan
10.02.23 | Brabiz bro go wear that t-shirt out in public | JayEnder
10.02.23 | I got a few compliments on my Chaos Horrific shirt, maybe a Wretched Spawn or Butchered at Birth shirt would cause a different reaction yeah 😂 |
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