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Friday the 13th Ranked
12Cannibal Corpse
Torture


Jason Goes To Hell - This one is so dumb that it’s pretty hard to be entertained by it.
11Cannibal Corpse
Evisceration Plague


Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan - UGH! What a fantastic idea. If only the studio gave them more money so that it wasn’t just “Jason kills people on a boat.” More NY, please. Dumb movie for like 80% of it.
10Cannibal Corpse
Kill


Jason X - Jason in space! It’s ridiculous enough where it’s stupid fun.
9Cannibal Corpse
The Wretched Spawn


Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood - This one isn’t bad, but it’s not nearly as good as 6 imo. Not much to say, it’s just a normal Friday movie.
8Cannibal Corpse
Gore Obsessed


Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning - No Jason!?!?!? NO JASON!?!?! Yeah, that’s pretty much blasphemy but at least they tried something new. The extreme violence and sex scenes make this one way more fun than some of the lower movies on this list, but still not one of the best in the series.
7Cannibal Corpse
Bloodthirst


Friday the 13th Part 2 - This movie doesn’t really make much sense considering the ending of the first one, but it’s got some great kills (the wheelchair scene comes to mind) and the sack head looks pretty damn scary. I wish they didn’t kill Alice in the opening scene for the sake of the story, but I guess it was shocking. Fun times, tho.
6Cannibal Corpse
Gallery of Suicide


Friday the 13th Part 3 - Hell yeah, the introduction of the hockey mask! Most of this movie, you don’t even see Jason, but that classic reveal is fucking great. Some of the 3D stuff looks super cheesy now, but it’s still a great drinking movie with some fun kill scenes.
5Cannibal Corpse
Vile


Friday the 13th - The gore effects rule, (thanks Savini) but the rest is just a pretty serviceable Halloween rip off slasher film. Betsy Palmer is terrifying as Pamela Vorhees and that kicks this up a few pegs, but in this case the first is not the best. Still a classic, though.
4Cannibal Corpse
The Bleeding


Friday the 13th (2009 Remake) - Now this is certainly going to be controversial, but I genuinely have no idea why this is rated so low on most people’s list. It’s a great combination of the first 4 movies and it actually has continuity that makes a little bit of sense. The gore rules, nudity rules, and that new dude kills it as Jason. This is one of my favorite recent remakes of anything.
3Cannibal Corpse
Tomb of the Mutilated


Freddy vs Jason - This movie fucking rules. After a decade long wait, combining these two classic monsters in one movie worked out amazingly well, even if Jason is afraid of water here.
2Cannibal Corpse
Butchered at Birth


Friday the 13th (4): The Final Chapter - The return of Tom Savini! The gore is back on top and Jason wears his mask for the whole damn movie for the first time! Yeah, it was introduced in 3, but full movie hockey mask Jason is peak Jason. Crispin Glover dance moves also deserve a shout out.
1Cannibal Corpse
Eaten Back to Life


Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives - Zombie Jason? James bond intro? ACTUAL HUMOR!?!? This movie fucking rules because it’s when they decided to finally combine humor and absurd violence. Bringing back Jason after not using him in 5 was the best thing they could have done because zombie Jason fucking rules. Plus, that James Bond intro is impossible to beat!
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