foxblood
07.23.19 | even 4chan/cripplechan are basically shit now |
Divaman
07.23.19 | It's good, to the extent that it IS left. |
Deathconscious
07.23.19 | I dont go anywhere else on a regular basis. |
ramon.
07.23.19 | 3/5 for sure |
foxblood
07.23.19 | left behind |
rodrigo90
07.23.19 | DURAN DURAN RUULLLZZZZZZZZ |
foxblood
07.23.19 | true |
deathschool
07.23.19 | This site sucks, but I’m still on it too much. |
foxblood
07.23.19 | everything else sucks more though |
deathschool
07.23.19 | Yeah, it’s all shit. Suicide pact? |
Deathconscious
07.23.19 | man, y'all need to go to a hippie festival or something. |
deathschool
07.23.19 | I live at a goddamn commune! |
deathschool
07.23.19 | I’m actually happy in my life right now though. Just shitpostin on my favorite music forum. : D |
J() Alexander
07.23.19 | Nah. |
Pikazilla
07.23.19 | Alex, did your mother ever beat you with a slipper? |
J() Alexander
07.23.19 | I'm from Mexico, what do you think? |
Pikazilla
07.23.19 | That was a rhetorical question. |
budgie
07.23.19 | "I’m actually happy in my life right now "
reported |
deathschool
07.23.19 | I know. Send the misery police immediately. |
J() Alexander
07.23.19 | Hmh. |
deathschool
07.23.19 | Yeah, true. |
PunchforPunch
07.23.19 | good for shitposting yea |
deathschool
07.23.19 | More like Punchmyfuckindick |
budgie
07.23.19 | fox i'm at a fun discord channel let me know if you want an invite
i cry in laughter everyday |
naughtcturnal
07.23.19 | Yeah sput's the best |
osmark86
07.23.19 | [2] |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | Yeah. I visit 3/4 websites semi-regularly and only one of those is anywhere close to this in terms of my own activity. This is an (almost) everyday thing now. |
osmark86
07.23.19 | If anything it is surprising that so many regulars keep complaining about how shit the site is. It's like bemoaning your crack addiction. |
Rik VII
07.23.19 | "This site sucks, but I’m still on it too much."
This pretty much.
The commenting/reviewing system on RYM is crap though, so that's mainly what's keeping me here |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | abola.pt
sputnikmusic.com
metal-archives.com
https://serbenfiquista.com/forum/ |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | And this site doesn't suck at all unless you suck.
Love you 2 guys. We're 3: Me; The dude who's digging my shit; The dude who annoys me cause he doesn't. |
Rik VII
07.23.19 | Metal-archives?! Maybe for the laughs but dude. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | ahahah dude...I'm new to loads of metal, I only visit for consulting and sort some stuff out, and to geek out of you guys lolol |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | I forgot I use a lot of wikipedia too...shamelessly |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | I inevitably select Wikipedia after a Google search, if it's an option. I occasionally use Metal-archives too, not for the reviews though. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | "I inevitably select Wikipedia after a Google search" I'd say for bands, that members timeline section is essential lol
"Metal-archives too, not for the reviews though" [2] though I give peak on on revs percentage. |
garas
07.23.19 | Sputnik: ❤, I hate Discords.
And I think the Archives is pretty useful, I use it regularly. Half of the reviews suck, and for some reason some bands are banished from there, but still: lots of data, and I discovered many local bands from there. |
Typhoon24
07.23.19 | For music ya |
osmark86
07.23.19 | My two most visited sites are this one and villatalk. |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | Same, but sub Villa for Chelsea. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | Despite my list of this place being boring these days, you're probably right. |
DungeonBoy
07.23.19 | the site itself has some obvious flaws, but the community and information are both top notch. This and reddit keep me fairly entertained during downtime |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | TOP NOTCH, Agree everyone.
Thank you all! |
osmark86
07.23.19 | @demon: aha! rumours had it ethan ampadu might have gone to loan with us before he ended up at rb leipzig. would've been a good loan move I think because the dude has promise (and good hair!) |
Hawks
07.23.19 | m/ m/ m/ |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | os and demon, ethan ampadu is David Luis on drugs!
...I'm excited to see what this wonder kid Felix will do as main player on Athletic...the dude is absolutely amazing, like at 19 he's a 1-2 touch teacher already, but he only made half season on Portuguese league and a hat-trick on Europe League. You have thoughts on it? |
osmark86
07.23.19 | only heard good things about this Felix kid. heralded as the next messi(ah) |
butt.
07.23.19 | wait, there are other websites? |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | I'm actually mildly concerned Leipzig is an overly ambitious move, good place to learn though, if he gets enough game time. It's better than being a guaranteed starter in the Championship, as he needs some sort of challenge. He had offers from other clubs, one being Reading. Do you think Villa's offer was real/concrete then? |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | Its like a kid in that age with that skill should be more selfish...but he passed that long time...its all about game perception, 1to2 touches and all changes...classsssyyy |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | no weed for Ampadu |
osmark86
07.23.19 | @demon: no I actually think it was just lazy journalism tbh. especially considering we're in for douglas luiz and I doubt chelsea would loan someone of his caliber/age out to play second fiddle at another club. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | btw...speaking of other sites, this one is so damn useful for soccer lovers
https://www.transfermarkt.com/ |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | yeah, you seem well stocked in defence after the Mings/Konsa signings so couldn't see him get much game time there either. Naglesmann has come out and said he sees Ampadu playing in midfield, so hopefully that means he requested him specifically. |
naughtcturnal
07.23.19 |
"Metal-archives?! Maybe for the laughs but dude."
The metal archives format is great, it's the reviewers that suck |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | Someone gave a Meshuggah album a 0% on Metal Archives. How is something that awful? |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | *leaves/opens metal-archives 'band > Meshuggah'* |
TheNotrap
07.23.19 | I don't know if it's the only good one, but it's certainly the best |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | I like it here. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | Just
weird?
but I like it |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | I don't know if it's the only good one, but it's certainly the best [2] |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | OK, that Meshuggah review is surprisingly readable, dare I say well-written? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | Musically, artistically, and metallically this is indeed nothing, as the title suggests, but from a broader perspective, it is something – to much dismay. This is seriously one of the worst creations of the human race. Fortunately it's not metal, so metal cannot be held responsible for having produced this utter nadir of a… well, thing.
There is only one real idea in this album, and that's the usage of chugging riffs with strange rhythmic values. There is an astounding lack of melody. Everything from Nunslaughter to Brodequin is melodic. This is not. Strictly speaking, yes, there are melodies in the riffs, in that they contain notes of at least two different pitches. However, the emphasis is always entirely on the rhythm (with the exception of the last riff in 'Straws Pulled at Random') and combined with the down-tuned mechanical guitars, the riffs sound like steel fragments bouncing and colliding with each other at random, not music. This is really about as metal as Korn at most.
Rhythmically, there are lots of stop-starts, strange time signatures, and polyrhythmic drumming, but they bring no interesting, let alone good, results. There is no real variation; sure, each phrase sounds quite random, disjointed, and chaotic, but they are straightforwardly repeated in the exact same way multiple times. There aren't even drum fills. It is absolutely predictable and repetitive – the rhythms do nothing save the music from the incredible monotony of the melodic department.
The rest of the music hardly does anything for the most part, leaving everything to the strange rhythmic exercise. Vocals bark monotonously, without any melody or variation in tone, adding nothing to the music but an extra layer of annoyance. Guitar solos aren't technical scale exercises, but even worse: scale exercises would have at least given some real melody, but the here, despite the extremely fluid solo tone, which is a nice contrast to the excessive sterility of everything else on the album but still quite annoying in itself, there are many stop-starts, making the music more mechanical, and often they just sound like background noise, which isn't as bad as the riffs but still don't compensate for them. Now, there are exceptions: 'Closed Eye Visuals' and 'Straws Pulled at Random' actually contain melodic solos, and while they lack any direction and are frequently disturbed by the riffs, by the very fact that they are melodic, they constitute the highlight of the album.
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StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | enerally songs go through a cycle of riffs and verses twice, and then proceed to a different section, which usually includes a guitar solo. However, the presence of a certain pattern does not equate to structure. Each riff is interchangeable with another, and each song has little to no difference from another. If you've heard one riff, then you've heard the entire album. There is no sense of progression, climax, or variation; it's simply riff after riff, and leaves almost no breathing space to at least take a rest before being bombarded with the noise. Some exceptions include the clean guitar sections of 'Closed Eye Visuals' and the aforetime mentioned riff with some melody which appears in 'Straws Pulled at Random.' 'Spasm' is also one of the most tolerable songs because there is a lead melody in the background, which is played throughout the song. However, not all exceptions are positive ones; the closer 'Obsidian' is on a whole new level of monotony by itself. After a tolerable ambient intro, it plays a single riff for more than five minutes (on the re-recorded version). It doesn't even have any vocals, and there is one drum hit per phrase. It is obviously boring, annoying, repulsive, etc. but these several objective facts about the song will suffice.
This is barely even music, let alone metal, and it is literally an audial torture that makes free jazz and twelve-tone classical sound like easy listening music. Hell, listening to John Cage's '4:33' is likely to yield a much more musical experience than listening to 'Nothing,' and any garbage from melodeath to pop punk actually becomes enjoyable for a while after listening to this. Titling this album 'Nothing' is an insult to nothingness. |
Demon of the Fall
07.23.19 | Is some of that missing? They make a few redundant points and also a few unnecessary digs, but honestly, for a 0% review I was expecting significantly worse. Edit: ah yes, the 2nd half, haha. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | There aren't even drum fills.
aren't even drum fills.
even drum fills.
drum fills.
There's plenty of fills on that album. Not as many as their earliy works but still. There's like 3 on "Stengah" alone. |
budgie
07.23.19 | t hose
a ren't
e ven
d rum
f ills
TAEDF retards |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | loooool Nothing at 0% makes total sense...I don't like his concepts of music though...I find them to be freedom restrained. Disagree with the dude 100%. He writes really smart and he's just a strict dumb fuck at the end of the day X)
Meaning I know they are needed, but I don't use hate revs to get music. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | @budgie I'm a drummer retard. :P :P |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | Meshuggah's bests are the last one and ObZen...Chaos and Nothing were great too |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.23.19 | Sleep grew on me, and Obzen rules. But...
DEI or DIE |
DungeonBoy
07.23.19 | DEI is best shuggah |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | I’m not weird.
👀 |
budgie
07.23.19 | UR so WEIRD |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | No but, like, the thing is. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | no...you're JustJoe.
(that's how we speak to weirdos ahaha) |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | 🧐 |
Divaman
07.23.19 | The site is like my house. It's kind of crumbling around me, but I'm comfortable here. |
DDDeftoneDDD
07.23.19 | The only thing crumbling here is the tons of stuff to check!!!! messy house yeah lol |
butt.
07.23.19 | way late here but metal archives is kinda fun because I just click random band or whatever, and discover some obscure shit that aint even on sput |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | maybe it’s the only website i visit with any sort of frequency |
BenThatsMyJamin
07.23.19 | I'm feeling a strong 6 to a light 7 on this thing |
JustJoe.
07.23.19 | feeling a reactionary 5 personally |
ZilbelPing
07.23.19 | as long as we're all in agreement DEI is the best this site is a hard ok |
BenThatsMyJamin
07.23.19 | yah dei or die |
Larkinhill
07.23.19 | This, Reddit and maybe once a day, Facebook, are really the only places I go. |
Relinquished
07.23.19 | damn right Ben |
BenThatsMyJamin
07.23.19 | BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP |
JoeTex
07.23.19 | a nice refreshing zima |
foxblood
07.23.19 | agreed butt metal archives is good |
Deathconscious
07.23.19 | metal archives is very useful, the community is so, so bad. |
foxblood
07.23.19 | exactly, great db |
bloc
07.24.19 | Couldn't agree more |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.24.19 | [2]
Their reviews are pretty ass or fanboy asf. Sometimes they're decent. |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | List Closed for Posting by Darius |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.24.19 | Me: Sputnik is boring these days ain't it?
Also me: the website I go to more than any other combined.
smh |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | bruh it’s closed don’t break the law |
Sowing
07.24.19 | "The site is like my house. It's kind of crumbling around me, but I'm comfortable here."
Never read a more perfect analogy |
bloc
07.24.19 | Sputnik's been pretty lively this week imo |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.24.19 | @JustJoe
bruh....I AM THE LAW!!!!
ok no im not |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.24.19 | @bloc yeah I've noticed that too. Perhaps my thread had something to do with it? :D |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | k bet |
bloc
07.24.19 | lol maybe. Weekends are usually dead which makes perfect sense, but during weekdays it's been good |
StrikeOfTheBeast
07.24.19 | Eh my thread probably wasn't causation; it was good timing though. XD |
bloc
07.24.19 | It probably was a catalyst for something. Saw a lot of users and remarks you don't see often |
oltnabrick
07.24.19 | ok
|
Dedes
07.24.19 | Bro Sputnik OWNS |
naughtcturnal
07.24.19 | I've discovered soooo many albums that are bow on heavy rotation thans to lists from users that I have similar tastes with. And so many more things that I never thought I would be listening to. Love the platform and how it lets people practice their reviewing skills and get pointers (maybe one day I'll even feel comfirtable trying it out.). Sputnik is like my online home now and I hope it never dies |
budgie
07.24.19 | i hope you DIE naughtcturnal you suuuuuuuck |
neekafat
07.24.19 | "everything else sucks more though" [2] |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | right inside the jugular |
naughtcturnal
07.24.19 | I will someday m/ |
JustJoe.
07.24.19 | I’m an immortal spirit. |
Demon of the Fall
07.24.19 | naughtcturnal has me welling up, those feels man. |
Dedes
07.24.19 | He wont die not ever |