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|Birth is a part of life|
Guess it's been the cool thing to do of late and I want to run with the cool kids, done be celebratin' me day of womb expulsion. Congrats to my parents for doing the deed, I presume.
List is albums I've been jammin' last week that you should start jammin' this week.
Blacken & Curl
Been pushing these guys pretty hard on the Dub Crew lately, but to be fair, they deserve the hardest pushing since me Mum 22 years ago today
|2||The All Seeing Hand|
Rec - this album has bleeps, random fast drums, and Mongolian throat singing. How you gon say "no" to that?
Having a party at my place, put a bunch of synthwave on the playlist.
You're all invited!
Guess I gotta start lookin' for more jazzercise-friendly skronkin' now I'm gettin' old & wizened
No Mercy for Mayhem
I'll probably get shithammered
I'll probably break my Mom's prized vase
Friendly, inviting music for all you cordial people :]
|8||Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds|
But special shout out to the Dubbers, fly your flag proudly in the Sput Dub/Plug Civil War. Comrades, the streets will run red with both blood and metaphorical ideology.
Y'all get the Nick Cave slot to represent my amount of love. 8 is 1!
Sweet gift, thanks Oathbreaker
|Spoiler alert, 4 hours in, already drunk and dabbed up|
|not gonna jam any|
but i will drink heavy in your honour
|And a toast back at'cha Bruv, I'll make sure I slip some trap rap in somewhere along the line|
|"Day of womb expulsion", why isn't that on a card yet?|
|jus gotta run a five minute mile to get to the liquor store.|
|So wait is this a birthday list?|
|it's actually a pour up for porcupine list|
|(That wordplay cannot and must not go unacknowledged)|
But yeah, the pour up parts way more important than the birthday part, Bruv
|metaphorical ideology is my second name fuck yeah!|
party hard mate
|birthday go hard|
and dub for life
|happy annual bourgeoisie-mandated birth celebration comrade|
|good on you :)|
|check jute gyte |
|How was your day boi|
|I just woke up 7am falling off the couch in the foyer, naked as the day I came, with my hair still spiked up, and the intermingling scents of cigarettes and joints hanging on my beard and the last remnants of the drunk vibes still pleasantly tugging away.|
I also remember getting embroiled in a sick beer pong game and convincing someone that a girl I barely know and I were fraternal twins separated at birth.
|Happy birthday man, haha you're wild.|
|Sounds like you had a good time man haha|
|that sounds like a good night well spend hahahahahaha|