BigHands: God Hates Stoners

BigHands 04.20.11	oh hey look at me Im so cool I smoke weed holy shit did you guys know its 420 and that means something?
Hocmat 04.20.11	But I hate God?
BigHans 04.20.11	then you should listen to EyehateGod
AggravatedYeti 04.20.11	LOL ITS 4/20 AND I'M SMOKING WEED Deal with it you jerkface.
accompliceofmydeath 04.20.11	^lol yes! I'm X'ing the fuck up. So God must love me... even though I don't believe in him.
accompliceofmydeath 04.20.11	My lol was to Hans
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	then you should listen to EyehateGod (2)
BigHans 04.20.11	You're a jerkoff jerkoff. I called you a jerkoff cause thats what I think of you, jerkoff
AggravatedYeti 04.20.11	congrats. concats? conspats. No no, Conrats!
dnor 04.20.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBB3ZkMDvOQ
alachlahol 04.20.11	what the fuck is this
BigHans 04.20.11	I dont like you jerkoff name, I dont like your jerkoff face, and I dont like you jerkin around my beach community. STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MALIBU Lebowski
alachlahol 04.20.11	all this AssCock/DickCock coming out of the woodwork
BigHans 04.20.11	you said cock
AggravatedYeti 04.20.11	Nihilists! Fuck me!! I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism dude; at least it's an ethos.
Bloodbirds 04.20.11	"If You Want Blood You've Got It."
savagecabbage 04.20.11	i want to be walter when i grow up.
BigHans 04.20.11	BLOOD ON THE STREETS BLOOD ON THE ROCKS, BLOOD ON TEH SOMETHING EVERY LAST DROP YOU WANT BLOOD MASSIVE GUITAR RIFF YOU GOT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
MappyMcFappy 04.20.11	There is no god, which is why this band can exist.
Defeater 04.20.11	there's blood in the streets of east la
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	Yetti for the win...but seriously fuck national socialism.
Ovrot 04.20.11	Gotta catch em' all!
BigHans 04.20.11	Repent all of you lazy fucks
tkxxx7 04.20.11	im straightedge i don't do that shit all you guys are irresponsible jerks and you're doing nothing with your lives you guys suck sXe for life bro smoking kills I can't believe so many people don't realize that lol jk YEAH YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU SHOOK ME AAAAAAALL NIIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Jebull 04.20.11	because i've got big balls
Spec 04.20.11	God put every plant on the earth for a reason.
BigHans 04.20.11	including an apple tree
Ovrot 04.20.11	Xenu did it
BigHans 04.20.11	Ovrot what is your thetan level at?
Inveigh 04.20.11	got no problem with weed (was a habitual pot smoker for about 8 years), but the whole OMG ITS 420 LETS SMOKE WEED AND TALK ABOUT IT thing is kind of annoying, and always has been.
BigHans 04.20.11	mind if I do a J?
Spec 04.20.11	So annoying.
BigHans 04.20.11	Are you surprised at my tears sir? Strong men also cry
cirq 04.20.11	its 420!
BigHans 04.20.11	cirq had no idea you smoked weed dood
alachlahol 04.20.11	just texted 5 people after smoking a joint and let them know thats what i was doing
BigHans 04.20.11	dude thats knarly
alachlahol 04.20.11	my text was this: JUST SMOKED A FAT SPLIFF
BigHans 04.20.11	Radical
Inveigh 04.20.11	if you didn't end the text in "420 yeeeeeeah" then it doesn't count
UnnamedOcean 04.20.11	You guys are so awesome
cirq 04.20.11	"cirq had no idea you smoked weed dood" i dont inhale
VeilOfOsiris 04.20.11	ac/dc sucks
BigHans 04.20.11	AC/DC is bodacious
alachlahol 04.20.11	did spec really say god put every plant on this earth for a reason
Inveigh 04.20.11	yeah but I didn't hear him offer an explanation for male nipples
AngelofDeath 04.20.11	"ac/dc sucks" They're no Veil of Maya; that's for sure...
spillingmercury 04.20.11	no. you imagined it and wrote it down thinking it was spec to justify the peer pressure in your addiction.
kitsch 04.20.11	ac/dc is the worst band ever
BigHans 04.20.11	well kitsch you have two Animal Collective albums 5'd so yeah big surprise you hate AC/DC.
VeilOfOsiris 04.20.11	if veil was from the 70/80s then they wouldve been the biggest band ever.
aok 04.20.11	ac/dc's powerful rock n' roll, and 420 is just another day
alachlahol 04.20.11	what the fuck
Inveigh 04.20.11	"if veil was from the 70/80s then they wouldve been the biggest band ever." this guy's gotta be high
kitsch 04.20.11	i also happen to listen to merzbow what does that say about me
BigHans 04.20.11	I dont know who that is, so I dont know. We'll just stick with "edgy" as an accurate description of you kitsch
AngelofDeath 04.20.11	Merzbow rules.
Wolfhorde 04.20.11	List title is paradox.
BigHans 04.20.11	it sums up the universe, man
Wolfhorde 04.20.11	No.
Emim 04.20.11	why don't you talk to us about drummers then
Winsomniac 04.20.11	...Oh.
JamieTwort 04.20.11	FOR THOSE ABOUT TO GET HIGH... GOD CONDEMNS YOU!
Remer17 04.20.11	Get a life stop and stop worrying about what people are putting into their own bodies. Oh, and stop listening to ACDC.
JamieTwort 04.20.11	I was joking btw, I don't care.
taxidermist 04.20.11	Nice list maaaaaaaaaaaaan! O_O
Defeater 04.20.11	"Get a life stop and stop worrying about what people are putting into their own bodies." That would be fine. The problem arises after you're brain-dead on a vent (not from weed, obviously) with no remaining insurance and the rest of us have to pick up the tab.
Remer17 04.20.11	That post was the first and only thing I've said on Sputnik about 4/20.
Defeater 04.20.11	these kids have nothing to look forward to after high school other than government handouts and tax breaks for the number of tools their deadbeat whore of a wife pops out in a span of 25 years
AggravatedYeti 04.20.11	lol sonic wins.
BigHans 04.20.11	lol Remer. Its not about 420 itself, its about having some fucking originality. Every dipshit that smokes weed doesn't need to make a list about it.
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	EVERY CHRISTMAS,THANKSGIVING,BEGINNING OF FOOTBALL SEASON HERE THERE'S LIKE 15 LISTS SO DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.
BigHans 04.20.11	Thanksgiving is about gluttony and football, therefore > weed Christmas - an excuse to get off work, school, whatever, and you get presents and get drunk, and Jesus and stuff > weed Football season >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>weed
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	WEED > BOOZE.
Winsomniac 04.20.11	123 Balls
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	I didn't even get into it until a month ago but now I noticed I fuckin hate booze. Less cases of domestic abuse, driving deaths and bad decisions so hwoooo glad thats over with.
BigHans 04.20.11	If the shit was legal Id probably do it. Not going to mess with an illegal substance though in my current stage in life, cause I would be fucked if I got caught.
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	Over the years i've progressively begun to drink less and less. I know, not viking. Now really i'll just down a beer after work. I'd prefer to be straight edge, but yeah.
Winsomniac 04.20.11	All things in moderation, my man. The way I see it, the drug matters less than the person. If someone's going to be an addict or a fuck-up, they should man the fuck up and keep control.
BigHans 04.20.11	the best drug on earth is the endorphin high you get after blasting a monster load
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	Like a quart.
BigHans 04.20.11	I dont cum, I gush
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	I don't remember anytime in the past few weeks i've gone a day without porn. Christ..
BigHans 04.20.11	Going 7 days between blasts is inconceivable
Wolfhorde 04.20.11	If Balls goes straight-edge I believe 2012 is happening.
BigHans 04.20.11	nice work
Winsomniac 04.20.11	The last time Hans went 7 days between blasts, he accidentally drowned a woman. They tried to convict him of involuntary manslaughter, but he got off on (haha) on the "sheer awesomeness" defense.
Relinquished 04.20.11	idk how this went from smoking to jerking
Relinquished 04.20.11	oh wait that happens a lot
BallsToTheWall 04.20.11	Well, I was edge until I was 17. Then from 17-20 I partied it up. And now i've slowed down considerably except now I partake in the herb.
Winsomniac 04.20.11	You kidding me? Stoned sex is great. Just make sure she does all the work.
Relinquished 04.20.11	yeah I don't like being stoned while having sex.
Winsomniac 04.20.11	Nah, more so because I start getting kinda light-headed in a weird way. But hey man, different strokes.
BigHans 04.20.11	The last time Hans went 7 days between blasts, he accidentally drowned a woman. ^ If I did actually go that long, it would be a possibility
Winsomniac 04.20.11	Fun fact: Hans owns his own sperm bank. It's the largest sperm bank in the cuntry.
BigHans 04.20.11	Thats a hell of an idea
alachlahol 04.20.11	oh fuckj i was jerkin off but i hadnt cum in sooo long though and when i did it shot across the room and landed in my bong but i smoked that shit anyway im so fuked up right now im high on cum and weed and life fuck man this is crayz
BigHans 04.20.11	csb Alchy. sounds like youre pretty baked brah
alachlahol 04.20.11	who else wants a hit of this semen you can either smoke the bong or you can smoke my cock
Winsomniac 04.20.11	There's probs some cat piss in there too, ala.
Wolfhorde 04.20.11	How does he pull that off with the semen bank ? Isn't he like.. ancient?
Winsomniac 04.20.11	Yeah, and his sperm is therefore battle-testied. Your jizz randomly bashes its head into an egg, hoping to fertilize. Just one of Hans' sperm has been documented killing competing sperms and using their corpses to penetrate into it's target egg.
BigHans 04.20.11	lol Win, you must be talking to my ex wife
Satellite 04.20.11	GOD HATES LESS THAN JAKE http://www.punknews.org/article/42314
Winsomniac 04.20.11	Nay, good sir. But I do read a lot of Cracked.
Wolfhorde 04.20.11	Cracked is fucking awesome. I shit myself when I read that about the zombie apocalypse.
Winsomniac 04.20.11	And you're subsequently better prepared for the trivial cost of one pair of underpants.