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09.21.10 Sucktallica Ranked

Sucktallica Ranked

Yeah, I was once 13, and used to listen to nothing but safe metal, or mall metal, or metal for big pussies, aka Metallica. Then I grew a set of balls and advanced way beyond this entry level garbage. SuckTalliFAGS ranked.
1Metallica
Ride the Lightning


I guess Kirk has a few good solos when he isn't raping a certain scale over and over.
2Metallica
...And Justice for All


James actually manages to write one good song amid this underproduced pseudo wank fest posing as a metal album.
3Metallica
Kill 'Em All


At least the album cover is good. Metal up your ass, my ass. James screeches like a girl in this one.
4Metallica
Master of Puppets


Greatest metal album ever? Laughing.My.Fucking.Ass.Off.
5Metallica
Death Magnetic


Oh, they returned to their metal roots! Too bad its metal for 12 year old girls taking a break from the Biebs.
6Metallica
Metallica


Biggest sell out in history.
7Metallica
Reload


Nice try James.
8Metallica
St. Anger


Hey Lars, do you have a single fucking clue how to tune a snare drum? I saw a kid with Downes banging on pots like a monkey on X the other day, and it sounded better.
9Metallica
Load


Cutting off your hair isn't metal.
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