Trebor.
02.12.13 | I mean Funeral Advantage damn
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Mookid
02.12.13 | I Take a shower once a week, even if I don't need it
Okay i'm lying |
Ire
02.12.13 | happy wag day |
demigod!
02.12.13 | i forgot to put on deoderant today, i feel so fucking grimey |
MalleusMaleficarum
02.12.13 | i hope you dont shampooo your hair both times |
DominionMM1
02.12.13 | can't do anything until i get my morning shower |
ViperAces
02.12.13 | 5 rocks |
Ire
02.12.13 | pixies - suffer rosa |
FromDaHood
02.12.13 | Never shower in the morning |
oltnabrick
02.12.13 | featured |
ZilbelPing
02.12.13 | I shower the night before. |
ffs
02.12.13 | didnt shower today either. hail satan |
ZilbelPing
02.12.13 | cthulu rage hard |
pmmets07
02.12.13 | nice i've been jammin 3 a lot. fuck a shower |
TheSupernatural
02.12.13 | Me neither O.o |
EaglesBecomeVultures
02.12.13 | http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=V%20card |
tommygun
02.12.13 | yuk |
Ignimbrite
02.12.13 | hygiene is for fucking pussies |
Ignimbrite
02.12.13 | unless you want to get laid |
tommygun
02.12.13 | getting laid = fucking pussies yeah |
evilford
02.12.13 | shower at night [3 or 4...?]
go to bed clean, wake up and roll out of bed and go to work/school |
ncguitar
02.12.13 | Fun fact: in the Medieval Age, men didn't shower, thus women were more or less attracted to their partner by perceiving the male's odor. |
Ignimbrite
02.12.13 | damn it |
FromDaHood
02.13.13 | Frankly, I think my BO is more appealing than the five ounces of Old Spice and cologne that my roommate slaps all over himself in the morning |
FromDaHood
02.13.13 | Waking up to an asthma attack m/ |
tommygun
02.13.13 | nothing like the sweet sweet aroma of stale ballsack sweat |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I can't shower at night and not in the morning cuz my hair |
Kman418
02.13.13 | who the fuck takes baths wtf man |
Atari
02.13.13 | i take baths sometimes what the hell's wrong with that? it's relaxing lol |
Kman418
02.13.13 | it's just that you're basically sitting in a pool of your own filth
like how does that not bug you at all |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | it takes me like an hour and a half to get ready in the morning, sometimes i wish i didn't care about my appearance as much as i do. but not showering is kind of gross, like unless it's a one time thing where you overslept or something but don't make a habit of it. |
Atari
02.13.13 | @Kman, lol u sound like my brother |
DrMaximus
02.13.13 | @ Atari
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmBle0Dljw |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | "Frankly, I think my BO is more appealing than the five ounces of Old Spice and cologne that my roommate slaps all over himself in the morning"
dolce and gabbana cologne smells really good though. and diesel cologne. i switch between the two. that nasy like four dollar spray deoderant shit that you find at grocery stores or whatever is horrible though, it's like paying to smell worse. good cologne is worth the extra money. |
dammets
02.13.13 | is my body weird cause i can go a few days without showering and still smell ok as long as i put deoderent. And my hair is curly so it doesnt need that many washings |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | you're just used to the smell, trust me you probably smell like ass. |
Atari
02.13.13 | @DrMaximus, i'm on my phone you wanna tag that link? shoutbox me if you don't know how. |
dammets
02.13.13 | but i ask my mom and she says i smell good |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | well damn idk then |
DrMaximus
02.13.13 | @ Atari
It's just Kramers take on baths, I'm sure you've seen it. ;p |
Atari
02.13.13 | oh haha no i actually haven't seen it i need to watch more seinfeld. i'll watch it later when i'm on my comp |
DrMaximus
02.13.13 | ^ Longest you've ever gone without a shower is one day? In your whole life? :0 |
Atari
02.13.13 | that's what i was just thinking lol. |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | Apparently a little BO is more attractive to women than being clean so whatever
Damn I don't think I've taken a single bath since I switched to showers when I was like 7
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slipnslide
02.13.13 | pleb never gone camping @snocks |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | Have you never been camping holy shit |
solongatlast
02.13.13 | I can't wake up without a shower. I'm hardly awake for the entire day. Mostly asleep, barely awake, still dry, still dirty.
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auberginedreams
02.13.13 | "Apparently a little BO is more attractive to women than being clean so whatever"
didn't you say you only know like 2 girls though... |
DrMaximus
02.13.13 | omg I hate camping lol |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | you need to have a larger sample size that 2 lol, i really don't think girls prefer guys to smell bad.
and it's not just about attracting girls, i like to smell good when i go places even if i'm alone. |
bach
02.13.13 | Jamming whilst camping will be one of the best experiences you'll ever have, slip. |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | i'm sure you've gone two days without showering in your entire life. |
DrMaximus
02.13.13 | Yeah baths are entry level |
Atari
02.13.13 | lol |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | yeah it's all about those slip and slides covered in hand sanitizer m/ |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I'm not saying from experience, it's called pheromones bro
Yeah I have trouble waking up without a shower, it's usually not worth sleeping in 30 minutes and skipping a shower but I do it occasionally anyway |
slipnslide
02.13.13 | omg how do u no me and wat i do! |
bach
02.13.13 | The longest I've ever gone without showering in my entire life has to be 5 days (i was around 8-9 and during the summer vacation). When you're below the age of ten, ain't nobody got time for dat shit. |
slipnslide
02.13.13 | hand sanitizer>most other things |
Aids
02.13.13 | haha oh hillaryclit the picture gets clearer and clearer |
Kman418
02.13.13 | Yeah I'm pretty sure I went without one for like 7 or 8 days when I was 9 |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I think it's actually healthier not to bathe every day yeah |
tommygun
02.13.13 | not for your sex life |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | Its healthier not to wash your hair everyday but to bathe? Yeah you gotta do that every day or youll smell like a hobos ass |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | Just took a shower. Feels good, although I miss my shoulder length hair. Just got a hair cut on saturday and it doesn't agree with anything I do to it anymore. |
bach
02.13.13 | It doesn't matter how many days we've gone without showering. We have all stilled peed in the tub. |
demigod!
02.13.13 | whoa this thread ended up getting huge |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | I piss in the shower a lot. I remember there being an awesome thread about this topic like a year or two ago. |
demigod!
02.13.13 | pissing in the shower is great. so efficient and free |
Aids
02.13.13 | if you smell like "a hobos ass" after one day of not showering then you have issues. going 2 even 3 days without a shower is fine (hypocrite alert: I shower every day) we're just addicted to excessive cleanliness |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | Agreed with aids and demi |
bach
02.13.13 | I mean, once the urge strikes you.....No one and i mean no one is getting out of the shower to relieve themselves. Man or woman. |
Aids
02.13.13 | snox your hair is too long to not wash every day, you greasy motherfucker you |
Aids
02.13.13 | pissing in your wetsuit is mandatory. I surf on Vancouver Island and the water here is colllllld. |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I don't piss in the shower cuz I can just open the shower door and lift the toilet seat and piss into it and close it and flush it without leaving the shower
I also dry my hands and grab some TP if I get a runny nose or sneeze a bad boy when I'm sick without having to leave it's wag |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | damn didn't know there were other surfers on sputnik |
bach
02.13.13 | "I never piss in the shower"
I can't imagine living such a confined life style. |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | "snox your hair is too long to not wash every day, you greasy motherfucker you"
Actually its healthier not to wash your hair every day no matter how long it is. When i had long hair i would wash it every other day and it never got greasy |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | what's wrong with you bach? |
bach
02.13.13 | MICHUL SHONXULL'S HEEEEEIIIR! |
tommygun
02.13.13 | I jizz in the shower sup |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | Yeah I skip days to wash my hair, like I'll wash it on a Monday and then a Wednesday and then a Friday and so on. |
bach
02.13.13 | i was quoting someone zibel |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | I tried jizzing in the shower but the water kept hitting my cock down it just got annoying after a while. Plus i have a shitty imagination |
slipnslide
02.13.13 | there are two types of people in the world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0QL7z9aH-A |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | "I tried jizzing in the shower but the water kept hitting my cock down it just got annoying after a while. Plus i have a shitty imagination"
hahahahahahahaha wtf |
bach
02.13.13 | Christ, ins. You're shower-head must spray water out like a goddamn firehose. |
demigod!
02.13.13 | haha, i fap in the shower all the time
sup |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | Well i was high at the time so it felt like the shower was raining fire on my dick and it started burning while i was ferociously trying to keep my boner up. Lol idk maybe i was just having a really bad trip |
bach
02.13.13 | I can't fap in the shower. I may have done it once and it was like the worst feeling orgasm I've ever had. |
bach
02.13.13 | Your garbage disposal? |
demigod!
02.13.13 | its the best ever |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | You don't have to aim the water at your cock dude |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I can only do it in the shower if I'm lying down, it's kind of nice sometimes but not really worth it |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | damn thread got weird fast |
auberginedreams
02.13.13 | too much info from too many users |
bach
02.13.13 | The only thing I ever do whilst taking a shower (besides cleaning) is pissing and jamming. |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | I like to eat starbursts in the shower |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | I've eaten in the shower no lie
I had like half a burger and I wanted to finish it so bad but I had to shower cuz I had something to do or something so I ate it in the shower. Didn't get it wet cuz a soggy burger is gross |
bach
02.13.13 | When i was around the age of 6-7 I shit the tub
sup |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | fucking lol |
FromDaHood
02.13.13 | I miss peeing in the shower, it's only community ones here at college and you can't make the shower room smell like urine |
bach
02.13.13 | Get down and directly pee into the drain so the smell isn't as potent. lol |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | stick it down the drain, wiggle your hips, and think about waterfalls |
MMX
02.13.13 | If you don't smell and aren't a greasy fuck
Don't shower |
bach
02.13.13 | But, that's child's play. If ya wanna go pro, pop a squat over the drain after a nice a meal and let your colon do the rest. |
lucasjcockcroft
02.13.13 | I shower and wash my hair twice a day
and wanking in the shower is impossible, takes me like an hour of tugging |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | If you want to get crazy though, you have to stand on your head, let gravity take your dick and try not too piss on your face while aiming for the drain. Hard skillz |
Aids
02.13.13 | "If I wash my hair everyday, it doesn't get the chance to regain its natural oils and it'll dry out and get fucked up"
that's true actually. touche. |
bach
02.13.13 | "takes me like an hour of tugging"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | Yeah i was sitting in the shower tugging for like 45 minutes before i was like fuck this shit and gave up. horrible blue balls and utter waste of a high. never again |
slipnslide
02.13.13 | i take my radio in the shower |
bach
02.13.13 | I was jerkin' it in my swivel chair one time then i moved the chair and one of the wheels ran right over my pinkie toe. I've never cried harder. And of course i stopped mid-fap to attend to the fleshwound. Blue balls, man... I had them. |
Insurrection
02.13.13 | LOL that sucks hard |
Keyblade
02.13.13 | "I just pat my armpits down with cold water. If you put your clothes in a hamper and spray a shitload of deodorant on them you can go without showering for weeks without anyone noticing."
cot damn man |
FromDaHood
02.13.13 | Can we all agree that "tugging" is the worst synonym for masturbation in recorded history? |
demigod!
02.13.13 | ive never had blue balls in my life, they sound awful |
Aids
02.13.13 | the first time I ever got head was in a hot tub and my soon to be gf just wanted to see if she could do it.
she couldn't, and didn't finish the job for the rest of the night. She more than made up for in over the next few years, but god damn that was brutal. I had always thought the whole "blue balls" thing was just a myth started by guys to trick girls into sucking their dicks, but it is very, very real. |
tommygun
02.13.13 | yeah dude once you get partway there it's hell not finishing
also I really enjoy drinking beer in the shower before going out |
Aids
02.13.13 | it's called a power-hour and it is the most efficient form of pre-gaming
don't try using white rum though, woof that was an awful shower. |
Trebor.
02.13.13 | Did not except this many comments |
Aids
02.13.13 | 12 squared comments (plus 1 now) |
tommygun
02.13.13 | damn aids sounds rough man not a big rum fan though so |
FromDaHood
02.13.13 | I thought power hour was when the song changes every minute and you take a drink every time you hear the song change. Drinking beer in the shower is just showerbeer round here. |
savagecabbage
02.13.13 | "I can only do it in the shower if I'm lying down, it's kind of nice sometimes but not really worth it"
Fucking LOL |
foxxxythnksustnk
02.13.13 | 'You don't have to aim the water at your cock dude'
gem |
ZilbelPing
02.13.13 | Damn didn't think this was still going on. |
EaglesBecomeVultures
02.13.13 | power hours
shower beers
now we're talking about cool stuff
got a cupholder in my shower its bomb |
GiaNXGX
02.13.13 | i take 5 showers a day |
cjohns0912
02.13.13 | I'm no punk.. I shower everyday. |
theshelfmaster
03.05.13 | jacking off |
Trebor.
03.05.13 | I didn't take a shower today either |
theshelfmaster
03.05.13 | me neither |