Spec
06.24.16 | fuck u |
Aftertheascension
06.24.16 | fuck u |
lazyeye
06.24.16 | fuck u |
Spec
06.24.16 | fuck u |
Spec
06.24.16 | sutcliffe jugend sucks and you're a bitch |
Ebola
06.24.16 | Spec more like fucking piece of shit am I right |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | that was just hurtful |
Frippertronics
06.24.16 | you suck
and you cool |
Sinternet
06.24.16 | you have an unhealthy interest in prog, and by that i mean any interest at all |
oltnabrick
06.24.16 | u suck and are lame |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You are not a brick |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | u 5'd babymetal
fuck uuuuuu |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | u r a barnacle |
Frippertronics
06.24.16 | melt my brain already and fuck u hal for getting in before me :/ |
oltnabrick
06.24.16 | u have small penis u will never satisfy a woman |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | ;D |
Frippertronics
06.24.16 | you fine |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | my penis is fine |
oltnabrick
06.24.16 | u must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | oltnabrick, I mock your value system. You often appear foolish in the eyes of others. |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | I'd tell you to play in traffic but you like rwake |
oltnabrick
06.24.16 | what is a value system? |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | lol |
TVC15
06.24.16 | @Dominion, cuck fucking metalhead hipster, how can you live with yourself having never heard fucking John Coltrane?
Fuck my reply is too late. In that case, the guy above me has a penis so tiny that he has perrenial ED |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | Fuck you're stupid |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | I would make a facebook group myself but my mom patrols my account (although I hardly use it anymore) |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Shut up you're not even Jesus. Christing fuck even Jesus wouldn't forgive your blasphemy
Edit: holy crap Hal's response has me dying right now |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | past instances in which i professed to like you were fraudulent |
Spec
06.24.16 |
5.0 classic
AC/DC Highway To Hell
Alice in Chains Dirt
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Clutch Blast Tyrant
Death Human
Down NOLA
Eyehategod Take as Needed for Pain
It's a 5.0 because it's the pinnacle of the genre. |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | 5.0 classic
Blink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis Show |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | cmon guys try harder, I still see the bro-love through these comments |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | btw you're all doomed to mediocrity, check the mirror and your bank statements u poor bastards |
Spec
06.24.16 | "5.0 classic
Blink-182 The Mark, Tom, And Travis Show"
dude i just fived that today the wound is still fresh |
Spec
06.24.16 | hey relinq your ass is hairy |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | dude I know it's a bother |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Your unibrow is getting out of hand |
anydaynow
06.24.16 | I'd tell you to play in traffic but you like drake |
ShadowRemains
06.24.16 | i'd tell you to play in traffic because you like drake |
TVC15
06.24.16 | All your guys' lives will end with a dark, lonely suicide with The Devil and God looping in the background with a suicide note made up of chopped and reassembled lyrics of the songs from the album |
Spec
06.24.16 | i always remembered you posting that for some reason and was like this guy gets it, makes wiping so hard fuck |
Idleness
06.24.16 | your fingernails are unevenly cut and you use a salad fork when you should use a dessert fork |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | spec's too easy so TVC u lame cuz you still have numbers after a namechange foh outta here |
Spec
06.24.16 | your moms too easy
oooooooooof |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You Have One Life Why Spend It Hateing Others And Being Mad At People??? |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Relinq you dumb aborted cunt it's a David Bowie song so suck a dirty homeless uncircumcised cock cos Bowie is now rolling in his grave due to your shitty insult :P |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | That's more like it |
Spec
06.24.16 | go fuck a landmine homie |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | pizza, your crust is dry and bland
like your butt |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | and bowie can join in on that cocksucking cuz no matter what u still have numbers |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | Go drink a gallon of tap water from Flint |
zaruyache
06.24.16 | because we all know you like moist asscheeks, relinq |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Bah, go hug a boneless chicken wing, and you only get one 'cause you ate the rest. 😜 |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | match me and double that with the water from the Ganges |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Oh it's on |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You have a crusty smelly foot fetish |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I will pour hot sauce in your milkshake |
TVC15
06.24.16 | I'm taking this too far aren't I |
Frippertronics
06.24.16 | stop posting |
chug73
06.24.16 | stop breathing |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "stop posting" says the local Sputnik prog worshiper smdh |
Spec
06.24.16 | you're not the prettiest girl here but beauty is only a light switch away |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I've heard that one lol |
Spec
06.24.16 | used that a few times
0/4 so far |
Snake.
06.24.16 | has a fetish for michael ferland |
Frippertronics
06.24.16 | ""stop posting" says the local Sputnik prog worshiper smdh"
k
everyone else is coolio idk i'm too soft to insult people i'm lame i know |
chug73
06.24.16 | jump da fuq up |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You're going to date the girl of your dreams but while on a date hiking, you slip off a ledge and slip into a 5 year coma and she leaves you, when you wake up you're a vegetable and don't even know who you are, your nurse will make you a cross dresser. |
Spec
06.24.16 | "has a fetish for michael ferland"
team loses in the playoffs, destroys own city to teach the other team a lesson
|
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Soooooon" she said "Booooy have I got a little story for you! Who you thought was your daddy, was nothing but a... WHIIIIILLE YOU WERE SItting home alone at age 13... Very sorry you didn't see him, but IIII'm glad we talked!"
That was the guy above me's convo with his mum last night before she proceded to molest him |
Idleness
06.24.16 | your credit score is somewhat below average |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Your FACE is somewhat below average |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "everyone else is coolio idk i'm too soft to insult people i'm lame i know" me too tbh. I honestly feel bad I said that to you cos you're one of the chillest guys I've met on this cancerous website |
TVC15
06.24.16 | You're literally mentally handicapped if you didn't catch the Pearl Jam reference in one of my insults tbh |
Spec
06.24.16 | Snake I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk to a microscopic size and injected into your spinal fluid. Once there I will travel in a miniature sub through your body and into your brain meat , then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow back to normal size exploding your skull bone and rendering your body into a pink mist. |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | you're as washed out as Pearl Jam |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | spec's that type of dude to insult you with a paragraph |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | Wolfe can't grow a moustache |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You ignore the five second rule |
Idleness
06.24.16 | the resting position of your face gives onlookers the impression you are mildly dissatisfied with your day to day life |
CaimanJesus
06.24.16 | That hurts |
Snake.
06.24.16 | "Snake I dream of the day when medical science will allow me to be shrunk to a microscopic size and injected into your spinal fluid. Once there I will travel in a miniature sub through your body and into your brain meat , then I will take a pill that will allow me to grow back to normal size exploding your skull bone and rendering your body into a pink mist."
why are you reciting brand new lyrics |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Y'all make bitch faces when you climax to cheap soft core porn |
Idleness
06.24.16 | the reason rain happens is because god is crying because you dont clean your room or floss |
wtferrothorn
06.24.16 | You're a fucking meme. That's all you are. A cheap fucking meme.
EDIT: This was meant for TVC but eh, this works too. |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | i engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | dom attempts to eat a large pizza without remorse and washes it down with porn and cheap beer that he's ashamed to post about on the beer thread |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | "wtferrothorn"
it could've been a cooler pokemon too |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "You're a fucking meme. That's all you are. A cheap fucking meme."
That's it bb, let the hate flow out of you. Haha I knew it was for me the moment I saw the word "meme" |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Pizza and beer sounds delicious though |
Idleness
06.24.16 | i heard a rumour about you that is questionable for various reasons but many people suspected that you would indeed do this thing that you were purported to do had the exact specifics not been obviously constructed from spiteful thin air. that is to say, many of your acquaintances do not regard you very highly |
wtferrothorn
06.24.16 | You're a frog. |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Go hug a cactus |
Spec
06.24.16 | fuck this shit updates too fast |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | "Pizza and beer sounds delicious though"
fuckin cannibal I bet you dreamt of eating your family, toppings and all |
Spec
06.24.16 | "Go drink a gallon of tap water from Flint"
also where the fuck is someguest at |
TVC15
06.24.16 | These pizza comments are making me hungry as hell fuck you guys :'( |
chug73
06.24.16 | I'm a fucking joke on this site. |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | @ Relinquished: At last, my secret is revealed. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | you want pizzapits |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You have slightly mishapen ears. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | You didn't watch Hellboy
EITHER OF THEM |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You're a filthy dung beetle just rolling around shit all day |
Aftertheascension
06.24.16 | you suck |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | the only heat coming from these insults is from you guys spooning together |
TVC15
06.24.16 | You watch The Wicker Man
THE NEW ONE
Aye, Elizabeth Olsen's nude scene in the new Oldboy is steamy af |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | didn't watch Hellboy
EITHER OF THEM
Totally did soooooo
ZING |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | I want to spoon with pizzamachine :c |
Spec
06.24.16 | wth what happened to our red sox game |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | "I want to spoon with pizzamachine :c"
How the hell is that an insult? |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I have free spoons available |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Red Sox suck. Panda aint doing the greatest since he sold out of the greatest baseball team anyway |
Spec
06.24.16 | fuck u |
Idleness
06.24.16 | dumb. and chuck im canadian xD |
chug73
06.24.16 | You guys have trump as your candidate. only in America. At least our racist shit head left parliament. |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | Ur grandma doesn't love you |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I'll show you six degrees of separation |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | fuck u |
Spec
06.24.16 | I keep typing brutal shit and then delete cause I feel bad. |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | fuck that pussy you made this list now own up to it |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | YOU PLAY BALL LIKE A GIRL |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Twenty One Pilots and Fall Out Boys are secretly your favorite artists of all time |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | spec only catches balls |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | I love you |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You wear thongs while you cook breakfast in secret |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | well that's not a secret anymore now is it |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | you wear thongs while cooking breakfast in public |
LambsBread
06.24.16 | I don't know you but if you're anything like the rest of this site you're a bitter dick who needs to get some vitamin d and stop taking all your problems in life out on my opinions of Kendrick Lamar |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Can't do this anymore I kinda feel bad rn |
Spec
06.24.16 | Thats because you were born from weak sperm … like your dad was jacking off and your mom sat on it at the last minute.
|
Relinquished
06.24.16 | TVC backs out cuz his mean bone hurts |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Fuck you guys choke on Fred Durst's chose and come back here when you examine how sour semen tastes |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | six only types memes because that's what life is now |
Spec
06.24.16 | dude needs to sneak up on his hand to wank off |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | if TVC was old enough he'd buy that red bizkit hat and rock it still |
Spec
06.24.16 | life is pretty much its dat boiiii oh shit you're a vegan lol bacon BACON Bacon LOLOBACON spongebobcaveman.jpg |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Bitch please you can't feel gratification from jerkin off cos your balls have already shriveled far up to your throat you do it so many times a day |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | bam margera bent his dick around into YOUR ass |
Spec
06.24.16 | shriveled so far up your moms throat you have no idea |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "shriveled so far up your moms throat you have no idea" this makes absolutely no sense at all, try again bb |
Spec
06.24.16 | lol |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | it's how you were procreated
the mythos of TVC[##] |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock. I forget the rest but your mom's a whore. |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | "you wear thongs while cooking breakfast in public"
Laughed hard
|
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You don't wash your hands before making sandwiches. |
chug73
06.24.16 | man thongs are p cool |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Every time you guys make a Yelp review, when you revisit the restaurant the cooks cum/shit on every inch of the food you order |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | u suck dick at sucking dick |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | chug73dix |
anydaynow
06.24.16 | Your mom should have swallowed you |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | No one likes you and you reek of cheap beer and cheddar cheese |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | man thongs aren't cool on your blotchy nasty pale ass |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | you ugly hate filled man |
Spec
06.24.16 | @myst That sounds like Charlie from its always sunny to a TTTTTTTTT |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | Mycumstainn |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | u wil shit on your fuck u fucking shit |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | I don't even know you but I'm sure you're a jerk |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | Yedicksquished |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | dick squished lmao |
wtferrothorn
06.24.16 | Your mother's breasts sag lower than her expectations for you. |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You don't know how to make hot dogs. |
logicisirrelevant
06.24.16 | Hi |
chug73
06.24.16 | I will gape your sister/girlfriend/you |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | chug69 |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | Your girlfriend whispers in your ear "who's big daddy now?" While she rams you with a strap on |
Spec
06.24.16 | new kids on the block sucked a lotta dick boy girl groups make me sick |
TVC15
06.24.16 | ^You think Amy Schumer is funny |
Spec
06.24.16 | Amy Schumer is a hypocritical dumb cunt tbh |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | how is being banged by your gf an insult |
wtferrothorn
06.24.16 | You can't even get the lyrics to LFO's "Summer Girls" right |
chug73
06.24.16 | chug73dicks imo
Also TVC, thats low dude. Amy is not funny. |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I once took a crap that reminded me of you |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | yea it's 2016 guys, gender equality means you get rammed in the ass too |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Amy Schumer is a hypocritical dumb cunt tbh" exactly why it made a perfect insult ;') |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | a girl put a finger in my ass once
it was 4/10 |
Spec
06.24.16 | "Your girlfriend whispers in your ear "who's big daddy now?" While she rams you with a strap on"
honestly its called pegging, try being fucking creative
|
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You change your undies once every 6 months so you can afford to buy crack for you and your toothless girl friend |
DominionMM1
06.24.16 | "dom attempts to eat a large pizza without remorse and washes it down with porn and cheap beer that he's ashamed to post about on the beer thread"
made me lol so hard that my pipeworks lizard king mosaic hopped pale ale came out my nose
|
chug73
06.24.16 | Spec tell me more about pegging u submissive clown |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Tbh penetration by my gf would be pretty sexy. Don't necessarily see how it's an insult unless you're homophobic... Oh wait |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | pegging isn't going all the way I think idk never even went there |
Spec
06.24.16 | "mosaic hopped pale ale came out my nose"
literally just blew beer out my nose not even kidding |
logicisirrelevant
06.24.16 | "Toothless girl friend"
Bro wtf |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | Most posts here aren't all that insulting stop trying to Dissect my post |
chug73
06.24.16 | @TVC savage.
|
logicisirrelevant
06.24.16 | But man that's fucked up |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | fuck you and your two Ns |
chug73
06.24.16 | Relinquish your life.
|
Spec
06.24.16 | it gets boring always being the one dominating |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | I'm prettier than your next girlfriend |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | @hal damn that would be 2/10 for me. |
Tyler.
06.24.16 | You're ugly |
chug73
06.24.16 | Liar. My partners are always hot. Granted, if that tumblr girl isn't your thing then fair enough but m8 u aren't prettier than any of the tumblr girls I been with |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | I will shove a couch (with your family on it) in your rib cage. |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | damn pizza lol |
Tyler.
06.24.16 | Which insult was for me I need to know |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | 'tumblr girl' |
TVC15
06.24.16 | One of my (two) gfs was a suicidal Tumblr girl and one when time she was in a cutting mood, I just came over and fucked her nice. Honest to God true story |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | "Tyler."
you already beat us to it |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | all of his ribs will just shatter |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | "Which insult was for me I need to know"
All of them |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | that's not an insult it's a threat |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | cutting mood.
you guys ever seen the movie 'cutting moments'? |
chug73
06.24.16 | I used to date a "tumblr famous" feminist. Legit she's one of the more....well known ones there. Her posts have thousands of notes about the most ridiculous shit about PC and POC and god knows what else. Good times (no). |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | no but your cock is so mangled it looks like a failed circumcision |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | I used to date a girl once too guys, true story |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | your clitoris is bigger than my dick u buffalo brain |
chug73
06.24.16 | stop lying. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | your cock looks like a failed clitoridectomy |
TVC15
06.24.16 | She literally broke up with me during the intermission of the Tommy musical we were in that I mentioned in my Drones review... If that isn't Tumblr, I don't know what is |
Spec
06.24.16 | Chug you fucking deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class
Binary-normative, crossdresser stigmatizing, homophobic
Thin-privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine kyriarchist
Acknowledge the fox-kin
|
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | @ SevenGill: You only have two gills. |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | why are you guys talking about your most recent wet dreams |
chug73
06.24.16 | Why would u drag me like this :( |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | you looked like you got dragged face-first on asphalt going 30kph |
Spec
06.24.16 | tumblr style bb |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | chug u r a penis |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You like breaking into the zoo to lick hairy monkey nipples |
chug73
06.24.16 | chug is problematic
|
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You have never eaten spaghetti |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Y'all are as low as my ex that I mentioned... |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | "you only have two gills"
don't you PUT that evil on me, Ricky Bobby! |
RogueNine
06.24.16 | Omg this thread is gold.
I'll get back to you on that insult thing, I'm pretty slow. |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | you are not a very nice person, no siree. |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | your skill in lord of the rings trivial pursuit is barely adequate |
TVC15
06.24.16 | ihateyouall |
wtferrothorn
06.24.16 | You thought about your mother when you touched yourself at summer camp. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | you think Rocky V is the best in the series |
Ebola
06.24.16 | sevengill more like fucking piece of shit am I right |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You play strip poker with old saggy men |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | you eat meat pies with a knife and fork. |
chug73
06.24.16 | More like fuck ebola |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | where'd you get that insult, the toilet store? |
chug73
06.24.16 | DUDE. or ppl that take the top off and eat the meat with a fork. So unaustralian |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | fuck those cunts. |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "your internet must be on that 1998 dialup"
I guess you can say... He has Sinternet 🙃😩👌🏿🔥 |
Spec
06.24.16 | no one loves you they just tolerate you |
chug73
06.24.16 | my life tbh spec |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Today, my sister informed me that it is literally impossible in all possible events and scenarios for a black person to be racist to a white person. |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | your penis is never fully flaccid when you're in the company of your parents. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | you smell of elderberry |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Your favourite movie is The Notebook |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | you drink light beer BY CHOICE |
Spec
06.24.16 | flogging molly tho |
chug73
06.24.16 | brunswick bitter is the tits |
TVC15
06.24.16 | My stupid Asian dick is bigger than all yall's |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You haven't washed under your foreskin in a year you dirty slut |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | the only thing dumber than this insult is you |
TVC15
06.24.16 | A seperate list should be made to rank the best and worst insults on this list tbh |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | You're a 1 and I'm the 9 you need. |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | you never evolved your psyduck into golduck |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | you can't spell separate |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Your girlfriend is a wooden chair. |
Spec
06.24.16 | the leg of a wooden chair maybe.. ;] |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | you have separation anxiety |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Your girlfriend is a wooden chair." this shit's hitting home mow that I'm thinking about the ex I've forgotten about long ago... |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | tvc u still in love with that hoe apparently |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Sadboy TVC simping right now |
chug73
06.24.16 | To any and all americans: Have fun with your crook Hillary or racist Trump.
Also I think before the years end there will be at least 3-4 more major mass shooting bc you 2nd amendment humping losers need to have ya guns. |
iloveyouall
06.24.16 | you unironically enjoy kendrick lamar in 2016 |
LambsBread
06.24.16 | sk8r boy |
hal1ax
06.24.16 | your gooch smells of hog fumes |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | Your nipples become erect only while browsing Sputnikmusic |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | SHE SAID SEE YA LATER BOI |
LambsBread
06.24.16 | you aren't good enough for her |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Your 5s, My 1s |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "you unironically enjoy kendrick lamar in 2016" u inironically bump Bar Sachiko in tha whip in 2016 when the meme died in 2015 |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | You are pathetic at aiming when you pee. |
Calc
06.24.16 | i've always liked your name |
Mystletainn
06.24.16 | You still wear Velcro shoes because you never learned to tie laces |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "tvc u still in love with that hoe apparently" she left me for a thicky girl so I mean |
LambsBread
06.24.16 | your grandpa invented standup comedy when he learned how to walk |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Your mom only took you to Disney Land every year because Donald Duck had a sailor's schlong. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | Lambs what the fuck are you even doing |
JWT155
06.24.16 | Cool story bro. |
chug73
06.24.16 | shut up |
JWT155
06.24.16 | You first |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Your mom only took you to Disney Land every year because Donald Duck had a sailor's schlong." Meanwhile, your old man was having orgies in the Hooters' bathroom with the female employees |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | ur gay |
chug73
06.24.16 | sounds like a hoot tbh |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Damn, my dad is the coolest..
But chugs is not. |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | yeah same my dad is the man |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Damn, my dad was the coolest.."
Cooler than you and the riffs you listen to ;) |
Ebola
06.24.16 | Lars is your favorite drummer |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | My dad riffs harder then you bitch |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Oh snap! |
chug73
06.24.16 | dank riffs bro |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | my dad riffs pretty hard tbh, bluegrass tho |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | Superman That Ho is still your ringtone |
Spec
06.24.16 | bluegrass riffs tho |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | While my dad worships 90s Pantera, my mom saw 80s Pantera live. Whole family riffs hard. |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | he fuckin shreds em |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | lucky, my dad is into bluegrass and my mom likes reggae, help me |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Only riffs my dad knows are Rebel Rebel and Ziggy Stardust :'(
On guitar I mean |
Spec
06.24.16 | if your family riffs to pantera your dad is probably also your brother |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | tru |
TVC15
06.24.16 | ^Nelly is your favorite country artist |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | "if your family riffs to pantera your dad is probably also your brother"
Laughed so hard my brodad woke up, and he was fucking hostile. |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | @tvc now yoU SHUT UP |
anydaynow
06.24.16 | Thread is getting interesting hahahahaa |
LambsBread
06.24.16 | you ignant |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | ^^ this thread is pretty much just people randomly throwing out insults to nobody in particular |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | TVC really went hard in this thread |
TVC15
06.24.16 | >^^ this thread is pretty much just people randomly throwing out insults to nobody in part
>@tvc now yoU SHUT UP
Oh |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | the ^ is a precious commodity in threads like these |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "Your 5s, My 1s" I just realized this was a Snide reference. My Tears, Your Weapons innit? |
pizzamachine
06.24.16 | Your pet turtle died from neglect. |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Yeah @TVC |
RogueNine
06.24.16 | "Your 5s, My 1s"
Lmfao |
Spec
06.24.16 | Its from a bullet song isn't it? |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "I'm taking this too far aren't I" Above this post was an insult I made... Interesting how it got deleted |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Keemstar is your one true god. |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | okay that crosses the line |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | is it weird I use chopsticks to eat hot cheetos? |
Spec
06.24.16 | yea you're a fuckin' idiot tbh |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Smart af actually since you aren't getting red shit on your hands. |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | is it weird I use chopsticks to eat your mom's pussy |
Spec
06.24.16 | holy fuck spit out beer again |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Famous pedos ranked:
3) Keemstar
2) Dude from Lostprophets
1) The dude above me |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Sevengill's comment got me dying right now goodness gracious |
Spec
06.24.16 | 4) blood on the dance floor |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | What's a Keemstar? |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | yea its weird because you cant really do that in a practical way. you virgin;D |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | ya the dude above you because you like being on the bottom |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | Damn Sevengill ethering bitches |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | @Ars https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvdBBwvZen0 this guy |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | it's worse because I don't even like vag |
MyNameIsPencil
06.24.16 | more like themralekgay |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Sevengill is a born savage
Keemstar is a cancerous Youtuber whom GradeAUnderA has now rightfully exposed |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | Pencil is a writing utensil, not a name |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | gayseal.jpg |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | TVC is that a shot at me being a quarter Cherokee
because that would have been legendary |
AlexKzillion
06.24.16 | More like LicNepsIeMansym |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvdBBwvZen0"
Oh my god XD
"LicNepsIeMansym"
Good effort |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | I wasn't aware that sevengill was capable of being such a witty asshole this is awesome |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | yeah what the fuck why have I been so nice to everybody on this site |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | sevengill the lamest girl on sput out of all 4 of them |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | [2] |
TVC15
06.24.16 | "TVC is that a shot at me being a quarter Cherokee
because that would have been legendary"
I surprisingly recall people's image/description pretty well from that list exposing what we look like in real life ;) |
Conmaniac
06.24.16 | this is great |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | sorry pots I couldn't hear you over the sound of Brent Hinds fucking a robot
at least I'm known for something other than a review that doesn't exist |
Conmaniac
06.24.16 | this is all you'll ever be known for in your worthless life |
dixoncocks
06.24.16 | You are a wonderful person and are able to make anyone laugh in an instant
by dropping your pants and showing your dick. It is roughly the size of a AA battery, yet not nearly as straight. When the doctor attempted to give you a physical he kicked you out of his office for making him touch it. He later felt bad and referred you to the best suicide hotline in the lower 48. A month after you were born, your own mother finally discovered it was in fact a penis, and not the shriveled, dehydrated section of umbilical cord that is supposed to just fall off over time. She loves telling this story at little league soccer games and thanksgiving. You tried corrective surgery but the surgeon laughed so hard she actually made it worse and couldn't collect herself long enough to finish the procedure. Luckily you got a significant settlement out of the whole ordeal, but now this information is public record which is how I know all of this. |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | @sevengill you said something about a mastodon review? |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | brainmelter u bitch |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | i can tell how triggered you are by how many times you made minor edits to that post |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | don't worry about it, it's something only the adults here remember |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | yea you edited the shit out of it and took something out about a mastodon review lol |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | yeah I'm so triggered I'm replying on a goddamn cell phone do you have any idea how frustrating it is scrolling down this list every time I refresh fuck this |
brainmelter
06.24.16 | Mista youz a bitch |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | so frustrating that you scrolled all the way to the bottom of the list to edit your comment slightly for maximum impact |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | it said insult the user above you i wasn't above you just now so no |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | I said "1 Mastodon review" but the Brent part made it redundant
and yes, precisely. |
Conmaniac
06.24.16 | also ruining my comment below it a bit what a bitch |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | if you put this much effort into anything you did maybe people would like you |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | if you put this much effort into not being the lamest girl on the site maybe someone on sputnik would want to bang you |
Conmaniac
06.24.16 | if you put any less effort into being a total pretentious cock maybe people would actually tolerate you |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | if you didn't look like the worlds most average dude on the entire planet maybe i would have roasted you in the show yourself thread |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | you're a dirty hobo |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | why would anyone want to bang me when they can fuck your dirty whore mouth with half the effort |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | "if you put any less effort into being a total pretentious cock maybe people would actually tolerate you"
that's not an insult, it's a observation |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | because you're not worth the effort |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | damn guys i want to be insulted also |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | being the lamest girl out of all 4 girls isnt even a savage insult, you could easily be the 3rd lamest if u didnt get triggered so easily. dont get so bent out of shape! |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | ovrot i could never insult you
|
Sevengill
06.24.16 | your dad thought I was, and worth your weekly allowance too |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | i'm not even worth being insulted damn that hurts the most |
Conmaniac
06.24.16 | i can't keep up you're all commenting too fast. too high for this shit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | "your dad thought I was, and worth your weekly alliance too"
worth my weekly alliance hey did my dad pay you in a dungeons and dragons truce
quick scroll to the bottom on your cellphone in frustration to feverishly edit |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | "i'm not even worth being insulted damn that hurts the most"
you're more worth it than l'oreal to me |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | ALREADY DID IT JOKES ON YURI |
MistaCrave
06.24.16 | yeah i feel so loved not getting insulted at all it isnt fair |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | "ALREADY DID IT JOKES ON YURI"
is that the name of the pillow you fuck and call your waifu or what |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | speaking of dungeons and dragons,
Dark Sun is actually a pretty fun setting. Blowing away my expectations tbh. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | never even heard of dat |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | naw man it's like, lesbian anime
for lesbians
and weebs |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | are you a lesbian weeb |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | yuri = forbidden girl love |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | if so, since this is the insult thread
you're a lesbian weeb. |
Gestapo
06.24.16 | Get a job |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | sorry it got outsourced to your third world ass |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | I tried both. neither stuck. |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | k im going to refrain from my follow up insult to that one out of respect |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | it would have been about as tasteful as
"they can fuck your dirty whore mouth with half the effort" |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | cant swim |
logicisirrelevant
06.24.16 | Guys it's fucking midnight |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | perfect, try anyway |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.24.16 | your username matches your comment logic |
Tyler.
06.24.16 | Is ugly |
FrozenVain
06.24.16 | Tyler. is ugly |
Sevengill
06.24.16 | yup |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | rip giant squid |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | Ovrot's the less memorable of the two Ov's on this site |
YakNips
06.24.16 | weeb |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | i was the original Ov on this site
accept no substitutes |
RadicalEd
06.24.16 | OvDeath is the true Ov on this site. |
someguest
06.24.16 | Edwina |
ScuroFantasma
06.24.16 | More like...dumbguest |
someguest
06.24.16 | Wow, original, SourOrgasm. |
Sniff
06.24.16 | You voted for Bremain! |
ShadowRemains
06.24.16 | sniff your uncle's fat nutsack |
Asdfp277
06.24.16 | shadowreamins only pops on threads to make random autistic comments nobody gets |
ShadowRemains
06.24.16 | maybe you should learn to spell someone's SN properly before trying to insult their intelligence or say they have a mental disorder
oh but you were "on your phone" i'm sure
go fucking get run over by a dump truck you reservoir of slimy, overused vaginal lubricant |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | shadows in not very nice
i bet he smells too |
Asdfp277
06.24.16 | ur username makes me believe u lay eggs |
Ovrot
06.24.16 | i can't confirm or deny anything |
Asdfp277
06.24.16 | Useless: Can't Confirm Nor Deny Anything |
Oceandrowned
06.24.16 | i think its 420 time since its 420th comment on this list |
BallsDeep
06.24.16 | oceandrowned is stoopid |
Faraudo
06.24.16 | Your username would make me think that you're some sort of mix between a slimy, gigantic piece of shit and a broken computer keyboard from the 90's. |
Faraudo
06.24.16 | That was for Asdfp277, I got cheated by the other sudden comments. |
Asdfp277
06.24.16 | ur neopet is ugly |
Oceandrowned
06.24.16 | am i the only one here, who uses a powerfull portable blowtorch on chemistry glass stick, to heat the thing and then vaporize the weed in da bong with heat stored in the glass? |
Faraudo
06.24.16 | Probably, yeah |
ShadowRemains
06.24.16 | weed is probably the only thing between you and a shotgun blast to the cranium |
Faraudo
06.24.16 | Six degrees of what? |
oisincoleman64
06.24.16 | Your willy's rubbish |
BallsDeep
06.24.16 | is that what your mother said when she took her first look at you |
Oceandrowned
06.24.16 | @ShadowRemains yeah, you are right, this and room with giant speakers outside of city limits. |
dixoncocks
06.24.16 | It was hard to make out her words through the gargling of steel reserve and cock. |
BallsDeep
06.24.16 | sixdegrees more like dicksupdadsbutthole
|
oresttt
06.24.16 | Saubläds Oaschloch du |
dixoncocks
06.24.16 | dang six, you made a shittier version of a joke I made 6 years ago. |
dixoncocks
06.24.16 | *BallsDeep frantically refreshing browser seeking approval from sixdegrees* |
BallsDeep
06.24.16 | nah mate we're not all quite as insecure as yourself |
trve
06.24.16 | ^fucking indie emo hipster faggot |
guitarded_chuck
06.24.16 | ^gave dsotm a 4 |
MO
06.24.16 | ^ more like retarded chuck amirite |
adr
06.24.16 | guitarded_chuck more like retarded_cuck amrite |
adr
06.24.16 | holy shit MO |
MO
06.24.16 | ^ mr original up here amirite |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Checking back in here to say OvDeath>>>>>OvRot
Also everyone of you who hasn't rated A Love Supreme are worthless derps |
Relinquished
06.24.16 | doing my boy ovrot dirty comparing to fuckin snoxall |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Yall bitches are soft as fuck since I left lmao |
MO
06.24.16 | 123 wolfe |
ffs
06.24.16 | idiot!!!!!!!!!! moron!!!!!!!!. jerk !! |
TVC15
06.24.16 | ffs |
Spec
06.24.16 | Festivus: Summer Edition. |
TVC15
06.24.16 | Sorry bros but dank riffs and insults cannot melt steel beams |
doomjitsu
06.24.16 | didn't play max payne and max payne 2 |
DoofusWainwright
06.24.16 | computer games are for sissy boyz |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | Let's Go>...And Out Come the Wolves but the fact that you even have a rancid album 5'd made me giggle |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | damnit doofus you doofy nigga you commented before me |
doomjitsu
06.24.16 | rancid is the (like 96th) best band ever bitch |
TVC15
06.24.16 | But how do we know Doof isn't an alt tho? |
chinesewhispers
06.24.16 | Because you're fucking stupid and probably wipe back to front |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | isn't that how you're supposed to wipe you fucking dumbass? |
chinesewhispers
06.24.16 | Apparently you worship a god that supports wiping mookie in your pussy your religion is for dumbasses |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | at least I don't wipe my ass front to back you sexy ass motherfucker |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | Just realized I do wipe front to back... |
L4titudes
06.24.16 | bitch |
TVC15
06.24.16 | The fact that this list got featured goes to show how much dumb fucks use this website (me included) |
Spec
06.24.16 | fuck u |
adr
06.24.16 | Spec is a andcas alt |
JigglyPDiddy
06.24.16 | you fucking yellow belly. suck my future cunt. |
Spec
06.24.16 | At least I'm not named after a day to remember. |
adr
06.24.16 | you'll be stuck with your smelly penis forever sry
|
Sevengill
06.24.16 | this list is just https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 |
DoofusWainwright
06.24.16 | Whatever bitch |
ArsMoriendi
06.24.16 | Doof, your objectivity score is the best thing about you
(Backhanded compliments anyone?) |
SgtShock
06.24.16 | Man, you sure invest a lot of your self worth into music taste |
Idleness
06.25.16 | you like to insult others and people think lowly of you for it |
anarchistfish
06.25.16 | jew |
Asdfp277
06.25.16 | fish is stupid enough no need for insults |
alienobserver
06.25.16 | 5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
Junichi Masuda Pokemon Diamond and Pearl OST |
Asdfp277
06.25.16 | damn ur too nice bro :[
:] |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you want something to do with me |
torts
06.25.16 | sach wtf all u listen to is elevator crank shaft noises and chief keef smh -____- |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | that's a compliment |
torts
06.25.16 | do u think I'd ever truly insult u < 3 |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | thanks bb |
brainmelter
06.25.16 | u forgot the wigger slam |
TVC15
06.25.16 | Sach is a crackerjack |
Typhoon24
06.25.16 | fuck clockwork orange |
hal1ax
06.25.16 | i bet u can't even orgasm as fast as me!!1 |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you wanna bet!? |
hal1ax
06.25.16 | i could fill a juice box with prejac |
hal1ax
06.25.16 | u peasant |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | quality over quantity my man. i could impregnate even the most infertile gal with this precum. |
hal1ax
06.25.16 | lol that's a bummer |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | ya. |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | that's why i bum her |
CaimanJesus
06.25.16 | Fuck Sosa |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | fuck you |
MyNameIsPencil
06.25.16 | more like iloafjewmall |
Asdfp277
06.25.16 | crikey |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | oi fucking hell cunt look at that! |
MyNameIsPencil
06.25.16 | kangaroo funnel web spida' shrimp on the barbie etc. |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | single peggas in the fuckin commodore ayyyy |
deathschool
06.25.16 |
|
brainmelter
06.25.16 | when I cum I produce a quart~ |
Idleness
06.25.16 | ^you dont even listen to Grotesque lmao virgin alert |
bigguytoo9
06.25.16 | Jared probably touched you at night. |
brainmelter
06.25.16 | ^ it's a line from the song 'boats n' hoes' in the movie Stepbrothers.
only virgins call other ppl virgins. you felt inferiority when you read that because someone else can bust a nut and your sex life is most likely Idle.
|
Spec
06.25.16 | Dude that's what happens when you guys go to a club and demand they play Fugazi. |
hal1ax
06.25.16 | u r a stinky |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you manage to simultaneously cum first and last every time you have sex. |
DoofusWainwright
06.25.16 | You can't cum at all as you're balls have been declared barren |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | that's not such a bad thing tbh. |
RadicalEd
06.25.16 | notlovinghim |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you are the antithesis of radical, where radical is used as a slang synonymous for cool or fun rather than it's more typical meaning of innovative or opposing tradition. |
RadicalEd
06.25.16 | just hurt my feelings. fuk u |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you aren't even worth cumming on tbh |
zakalwe
06.25.16 | I won't hear a bad word said |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | you seem like a top bloke, and I would happily have a pint with ye down at the local if you were in town. |
RadicalEd
06.25.16 | so savage, he's actually native american. |
KevinKC
06.25.16 | (yawn) |
TVC15
06.25.16 | ^forfeit the game before somebody takes you out of the frame and puts your name in shame. Cover up your face, the pace is too fast you just won't last |
BallsDeep
06.25.16 | ^SHUT UP |
TVC15
06.25.16 | I can't the interview for the life of me anymore but Points of Authority is literally about when Chester was molested by "an older friend" in middle school |
adr
06.25.16 | is the number on your name your ageeeeeeeeeee
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
little bitch |
DoofusWainwright
06.25.16 | are the letters a d and r your failed attempt to recite the alphabet you inbred |
TVC15
06.25.16 | Basic insult is basic because you have Station to Station rated |
adr
06.25.16 | lol |
BallsDeep
06.25.16 | Yeah it sounds like he had a rough childhood to put it lightly, i read that he was a meth addicted by age 16 or something to numb himself from the emotional distress and the abuse he was copping, Luckily he found a passion for music or who knows where he'd be probably in the dirt somewhere. Talking seriously about Linkin Park on this thread is a bold undertaking haha |
TVC15
06.25.16 | I talked seriously about them too sonit's all good BallsDeep |
BallsDeep
06.25.16 | cheers but Ill take the hit brah so no one can directly insult you |
TVC15
06.25.16 | Lol wanna go balls deep tonight? 👌👈😏 |
BallsDeep
06.25.16 | lol what does that mean? |
brainmelter
06.25.16 | it means u always go balls deep in men's asses. sack to cheeks guarantee |
Gyromania
06.25.16 | Brainmelter you're a basic bitch who listens to cookie-cutter music. |
smaugman
06.25.16 | i bet gyro is the kind of cyka that wears a fedora and green flame shirts |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | what cunt gives station to station anything other than a 5? |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | your pie chart is enough of an insult, so I don't need to come up with anything. |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | fuck you tuna, ruined it. |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | maybe if you weren't so slow to draw it wouldn't have happened, you got parkinsons or something jesus christ |
Kimm
06.25.16 | I got nothin, just making an appearance so the next guy can have some fun. |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | cumdumpster abortion failure led to your existence |
Tyler.
06.25.16 | Try hard insults itt |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | wow that was real #edgy you fucking mallcore listening cuck, go shoot up a school |
smaugman
06.25.16 | iloveyouall is a piece of shit user who eats crap for breakfast |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | your 5s |
Gyromania
06.25.16 | Tuna: eat some fucking shit you fucking stupid bitch |
Sinternet
06.25.16 | YOUR 5s |
adr
06.25.16 | smauturd even manage to have shit taste in his favourte genre aka prog lmao |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | Gyro you're just salty because they kicked you off the contrib, staff or whatever list |
smaugman
06.25.16 | your taste in music is shit and you like music lmao |
smaugman
06.25.16 | god damn so many toxic sputnikers it's unbelievable |
Sinternet
06.25.16 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=1049796&dateline=1466894347 |
Kimm
06.25.16 | Who the fuck puts Emmure and The Cure in the same list |
Gyromania
06.25.16 | Tuna: haha touché man. Good burn
Mine was a Rick and Morty reference, not sure if anyone got that lol |
Mystletainn
06.25.16 | smaugo is MAD |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | @Gyro we cool? : ) |
smaugman
06.25.16 | mystle is cunto |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | smaugo is BAD |
smaugman
06.25.16 | i love how i get shit for having 40% prog and then people go around having 60% black/death metal |
smaugman
06.25.16 | iloveyouall doesnt ever listen to real music, just whatever crap that comes along |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | the reason you get shit for 40% prog is because prog is shit. |
Gyromania
06.25.16 | Tuna: ofc < 3 |
iloveyouall
06.25.16 | hence, your taste is shit |
adr
06.25.16 | smaug is insulted by the life itself |
Sinternet
06.25.16 | im not gonna insult sach because he's right |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | Anus Drilling Retard |
adr
06.25.16 | Shitweeb go make me one of your sandwiches u cuck |
PlatonicMushroom
06.25.16 | Your scrotum is pendulous and weak |
Tunaboy45
06.25.16 | There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. |
PlatonicMushroom
06.25.16 | Your scrotum is also pendulous and weak |
TVC15
06.25.16 | FUCK YOU... AND YOUR EYEBROWS |
pizzamachine
06.25.16 | Your breath smells of onions and raw eggs. |
TVC15
06.25.16 | I just now remembered what the insult I made that got deleted was... Not sure whether to repost it or not cos while it was the most intense one made in this thread, it probably got deleted for a reason... |
Sinternet
06.25.16 | you have a talent for derailing threads i'd say that |
Tyler.
06.25.16 | Yeah lpftw yr too much for our faint hearts |
TVC15
06.25.16 | Y'all deserve to die by having 6 guitar strings penetrating and strangling your measly esophaguses while a fat black chode repeatedly penetrates your slim rectums
That's what it was |
Tyler.
06.26.16 | How impressive wow |
TVC15
06.26.16 | Yeah not that intense actually. Idk how it could've gotten deleted
Is Tyler. actually your name in real life tho? Not an insult, genuine question tho |
Tyler.
06.26.16 | Nah I just like this name more than whatever bs my parents named me |
hal1ax
06.26.16 | wow that is truly the most intense insult in this thread
|
hal1ax
06.26.16 | very impressive wow |
Tyler.
06.26.16 | Wow |
TVC15
06.26.16 | Ah I understand. I mean I was named after a religion (starts with a C, common name actually) so I get attacked quite easily in real life more than here :P |
hal1ax
06.26.16 | I would make a facebook group myself but my mom patrols my account (although I hardly use it anymore) |
Sinternet
06.26.16 | your name is capitalism? |
teamster
06.26.16 | This is the best thing I have ever seen! ROTF so fucking hard! |
TVC15
06.26.16 | "your name is capitalism?" unfortunately ;( |
iloveyouall
06.26.16 | why the fuck would your parents name you catholicism? |
TVC15
06.26.16 | "why the fuck would your parents name you catholicism?" smae |
lardplanet
06.27.16 | Fuck all of you, you are wasting your time obsessing over sound experiences that are probably objectively map-able since you reject objectivity yet write reviews and consult aggregated user opinions to determine a level of value to sounds that are artificially generated by the environment and imbued with frontal lobe narratives and sounds that have a level of frequent repetition, that gives them at best a minimal ability to have their patterns discerned making them music, as no truly random sound is considered music. |
L4titudes
06.27.16 | nerd |
DinosaurJones
06.27.16 | Dweeb |
DoofusWainwright
06.27.16 | puss puss |
guitarded_chuck
06.27.16 | ^2'd the blue album |
Hopelust
06.27.16 | Hoser. |
TVC15
06.27.16 | ^Haven't heard John Coltrane before |
DinosaurJones
06.27.16 | Wiener |
guitarded_chuck
06.27.16 | complains too much about modding
edit @ tvc |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ^IF YOU TRY TO DELIBERATELY SABOTAGE MY BAND, I WILL FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG |
CaimanJesus
06.29.16 | Not with your tiny asian dick |
DoctorDoom
06.29.16 | You..um...well... Yeah...you don't Sputnik so well. |
TVC15
06.29.16 | Ah cmon you guys haven't watched the movie Whiplash? |
HisBelovedMaker
06.29.16 | ^ Nigger |
blacklightjer
06.29.16 | ^ pedophile |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | fuck u |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ^ Favorite hip hop artist is Disturbed |
onionbubs
06.29.16 | asian |
Deathconscious
06.29.16 | everything you do in life is stupid. |
onionbubs
06.29.16 | at least i didnt 1.5 godweensatan the oneness
seriously what the fuck? |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ^Pasty ass crackerjack |
BallsDeep
06.29.16 | ^Fucking Jive Turkey |
Deathconscious
06.29.16 | Ween have 3 good albums. that one is not one of them. |
TVC15
06.29.16 | Only good Ween is The Mollusk ya ArsMoriendi alts |
onionbubs
06.29.16 | chocolate and cheese is easily the best ween. and im not even an ars alt |
blacklightjer
06.29.16 | ^ only listens to LuLu |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ^Only listens to Brokencyde |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | ^Only listens to Blood on the Dance Floor |
BallsDeep
06.29.16 | ^All Pretentious obnoxious cuntbags who have no friends irl and only interactaction with other humans is via an anonymous music site...wait fk |
LepreCon
06.29.16 | ^ Should have been swallowed, or failing that, aborted |
blacklightjer
06.29.16 | ^product of incest |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | ^Enjoys Tuna and Jelly sandwiches |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ^Enjoys jerking off to scat porn |
onionbubs
06.29.16 | thinks the mollusk is the only good ween album |
BallsDeep
06.29.16 | ^Has to strip down to count to 21 but never quite makes it |
rabidfish
06.29.16 | ^this whole dimension has been forever tarnished by your mere being. |
CamiloG
06.29.16 | ^thinks that comment was offensive |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | ^Thinks Green apple is the best flavor. |
Flugmorph
06.29.16 | no |
Tyler.
06.29.16 | Fuck u |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | fuck u |
onionbubs
06.29.16 | fuck u |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.16 | All of this Ween discussion and I didn't even start it lol
Nice |
DominionMM1
06.29.16 | fah q |
DinosaurJones
06.29.16 | fuh cue |
BallsDeep
06.29.16 | no fugyew |
brainmelter
06.29.16 | you've never really gone ballsdeep in anyone ever |
Sevengill
06.29.16 | you've never really melted anyone's brain ever |
ffs
06.29.16 | poopoo. peepee. fart llol |
TVC15
06.29.16 | ffs ffs should just stahp tbh |
onionbubs
06.30.16 | coming from the person who has a linkin park album 5d |
onionbubs
06.30.16 | onions at least taste better than toads |
brainmelter
06.30.16 | onions are pretty dank in tacos and burgers man |
brainmelter
06.30.16 | they're a nice compliment to food, I used to hate them too but now I've really grown to like them, cilantro too as of late. |
onionbubs
06.30.16 | sounds like ill try it with some nice sauteed onions |
ScuroFantasma
06.30.16 | *something scathing |
DinosaurJones
06.30.16 | I hope you step on a Lego. |
osmark86
06.30.16 | you used to be relevant |
BallsDeep
06.30.16 | you were never relevant |
DinosaurJones
06.30.16 | you were almost relephant. |
RadicalEd
06.30.16 | Died a bazillion years ago. |
oresttt
06.30.16 | Saupreiß du |
TheTripP
06.30.16 | Sausage |
oisincoleman64
06.30.16 | Does the capitalised N in your name stand for "Not very good" |
ElegantElephant
06.30.16 | does the 64 in your name stand for 'im a fuckin degenerate' |
TVC15
06.30.16 | ^Were you the inspiration for the Torsofuck's song Raped by Elephants?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjU5xFS9xQ0 |
DamnVanne
06.30.16 | this guy listens to grindcore, probably because his parents were too dumb to raise a child to properly deal with juvenile angst. |
TVC15
06.30.16 | This guy has Linkin Park's worst album at a 5, probably because his parents were too dumb to raise a child to properly deal with juvenile angst |
betray
06.30.16 | your username is actually angrylittlealchemist |
betray
06.30.16 | hey that wasn't insulting |
TVC15
06.30.16 | "You have two coldplay albums at a 5. Checkmate bitch" You don't even listen to pop music enough to have it show up on your pie chart ¯_(ツ)_/¯ |
betray
06.30.16 | you say that as if it's a bad thing |
onionbubs
06.30.16 | dick black |
teamster
06.30.16 | ^Go bang your shin on the coffee table - twice - in the same spot. |
Spec
06.30.16 | Yo! White boy on the beat rockin' Gucci sneaks
All I do is win, Charlie Sheen
Started out in '06 and revived the scene
So many motherfuckers wanna be like me |
hal1ax
06.30.16 | u don't even enjoy gargling on nutsax |
TheMoonchild
07.01.16 | You're what Frankenstein's monster would look like if he was made of dead dicks. |
TVC15
07.01.16 | Frankenstein was the name of the fuckin doctor you abortion of an ignoramus |
TheMoonchild
07.01.16 | It's a good thing that cowboy hat hides the hollow cranium of yours. |
TVC15
07.01.16 | ^It aint even my profile pic anymore bb |
onionbubs
07.01.16 | you have to compare yourself to ian watkins to make yourself not look like an asshole |
osmark86
07.01.16 | garlic-lick-lick my balls |
Asdfp277
07.01.16 | ^ user with numbers in their username. 'nuff said |
osmark86
07.01.16 | qwerty wasn't edgy enough for you? |
BallsDeep
07.01.16 | ^30yo and still spends his days arguing with strangers on the internet |
osmark86
07.01.16 | Your balls will drop soon enough too mate :) |
oresttt
07.01.16 | osmark more like osfart amirite |
TheTripP
07.01.16 | oresttt more like otiddybressttt amirite? |
BallsDeep
07.01.16 | AaroN911 and Oressttt more like insecure dweebs who desperately seek the approval of others after every sentence they write whos with me? |
DinosaurJones
07.01.16 | BallsDeep? more like...
...
uh...
...
fuck u |
zakalwe
07.01.16 | DinosaurJones more like albinosawnotones |
ArsMoriendi
07.01.16 | ^You seem like the kind of guy who would agree with LambsBread on some political points! |
DinosaurJones
07.01.16 | I hope your next poop is uncomfortable and messy |
TVC15
07.01.16 | ^*In 2Pac's voice* THAT'S WHY I FUCKED YOUR WIFE YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER |
Lavair
07.05.16 | ^Is 15 in your name because you're actually 15? |
Lavair
07.05.16 | ^Blaze this is why you're single |
Koris
07.05.16 | ^ More like Virtual Cunt Vomit |
Spec
07.05.16 | You can't respond to yourself. |
Koris
07.05.16 | ^What a SPECtacle it would be if you tried self-immolation |
Spec
07.05.16 | what a spectacular insult you 2015 lil bitch |
brainmelter
07.05.16 | you're merely an insignificant spec |
TVC15
07.05.16 | ^Your favorite jazz musician is Kenny G |
brainmelter
07.05.16 | @tvc15
its actually 'bitch' not wife. get your shit straight if you're going to quote the pac |
TVC15
07.05.16 | "its actually 'bitch' not wife. get your shit straight if you're going to quote the pac"
I ain't got no motherfuckin friends
That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker
(Take money) West side, Bad Boy killers (take money)
You know who the realest is niggaz we bring it to you (take money)
(Take money)
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride come equipped with game
You claim to be a player but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boy niggaz fucked for life
Plus Puffy tryin' ta see me weak hearts I rip
Biggie Smalls and Junior M.A.F.I.A. Some mark-ass bitches
We keep on comin' while we runnin' for yo' jewels
Steady gunnin, keep on bustin at them fools, you know the rules
Lil' Ceaser, go ask ya homie how I leave ya
Cut your young ass up, leave you in pieces, now be deceased |
brainmelter
07.05.16 | (take money) |
Papa Universe
07.05.16 | no |
osmark86
07.05.16 | ...is what they all will say to your romantic advances mate. |
MadUnicorn007
07.06.16 | singojnjrnornhr nkern kenhehnejn jodrnh fuck u |
L4titudes
07.06.16 | fuck u |
dbizzles
07.06.16 | no god |
Koris
07.06.16 | Get raped by elephants, swine |
Asdfp277
07.06.16 | demoted |
RadicalEd
07.06.16 | your name is stupid. |
Asdfp277
07.06.16 | you're not that radical |
TVC15
07.06.16 | ^quotes an Anal Cunt song as my insult |
RadicalEd
07.06.16 | Should be Name TVC1000 |
Spec
08.17.16 | queef |
Snake.
08.17.16 | doesn't djent, only derp |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | you are dildos |
supremejelly
08.17.16 | ^uses dildos on himself |
anydaynow
08.17.16 | 5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Converge Jane Doe
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Cynic Focus
Deep Purple Made in Japan
Deep Purple Machine Head
Deep Purple Fireball
Fall of Efrafa Inle
Gamma Ray Somewhere Out in Space
Enough Said |
DinosaurJones
08.17.16 | Resorts to making fun of 5s due to insecurities. |
anydaynow
08.17.16 | 5.0 classic
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution A Call To Arms
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Catch 22 Keasbey Nights
Coheed and Cambria Neverender
Daft Punk Discovery
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Mickey Mouse Mickey Unrapped
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Yasunori Mitsuda Chrono Trigger Original Sound Version
Kay |
TVC15
08.17.16 | 5.0 classic
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Fall In Archaea Aura Magenta
Illscarlett EPdemic
Maylene and the Sons of Disaster III
Modest Mouse The Moon & Antarctica
Underoath Define the Great Line |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | "^uses dildos on himself"
pfft, that's what my boyfriend's for |
Asdfp277
08.17.16 | 5.0 classic
Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution A Call To Arms
Bomb the Music Industry! Scrambles
Catch 22 Keasbey Nights
Coheed and Cambria Neverender
Daft Punk Discovery
Explosions in the Sky The Earth is Not a Cold Dead Place
Glassjaw Worship and Tribute
Godspeed You! Black Emperor F♯ A♯ ∞
Godspeed You! Black Emperor Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Mickey Mouse Mickey Unrapped
Say Anything ...Is a Real Boy
Streetlight Manifesto Everything Goes Numb
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The Wonder Years The Greatest Generation
Yasunori Mitsuda Chrono Trigger Original Sound Version |
Spec
08.17.16 | 08.17
Les Discrets stream new EP
08.15
Godspeed You! Black Emperor - F♯ A♯ ∞
08.15
What's Your Favorite Album Artwork?
08.15
Marina and The Diamonds - The Family Jewels
08.15
What's your favorite tv serie?
08.15
New Pretty Addicted video
08.15
Best shit from 2016
08.14
Hellions - OPERA OBLIVIA |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.17.16 | You like Justin Gayber, your opinion is invalid |
TVC15
08.17.16 | NineInchToolDethPark
|
Spec
08.17.16 | you talkin to me bitch? |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | oh he did NOT just pull out the comments section of his profile dayuuum |
Asdfp277
08.17.16 | omg |
MistaCrave
08.17.16 | 5.0 classic
Agalloch The Mantle
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
David Brent Life On The Road
Junichi Masuda Pokemon Diamond and Pearl OST |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | 1.0 awful
Asking Alexandria Stand Up and Scream
Avenged Sevenfold Hail to the King
Black Veil Brides Wretched and Divine
Black Veil Brides We Stitch These Wounds
Falling in Reverse Fashionably Late
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Waking the Cadaver Beyond Cops, Beyond God |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.17.16 | Lol waking the cadaver
Worst band ever
I DONT LIKE RICE, DONT TOUCH MY RICE |
betray
08.17.16 | you really haven't offed yourself yet verm |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.17.16 | U rated with high score stuff like bring me the horizon and of mice and men, you really haven't offed yourself yet Betray? |
smaugman
08.17.16 | fucking pussy |
LifeFeedsOnLife
08.17.16 | Invalids like you are the reason I barely even bother to lurk on this site. |
adr
08.17.16 | you have shit taste in prog |
adr
08.17.16 | fuck off that was for the user above you cunt |
LifeFeedsOnLife
08.17.16 | Well, where's mine you fistula? |
Artuma
08.17.16 | *insert every dangers lyric ever* |
DinosaurJones
08.17.16 | I hope all you assholes step on a Lego.
Also, I got my 5s posted twice. Lol. |
Flugmorph
08.17.16 | fuck off bitch |
adr
08.17.16 | Fich dich dummes huhn |
grannypantys
08.17.16 | I like all the users on this site |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.17.16 | 5 this or barefoot on legos |
BallsDeep
08.17.16 | ^more like OneInchTool |
Aberf
08.17.16 | ^Balls are Deep because you are shallow. |
TVC15
08.17.16 | You fuck with no rubber. Thus you have 99% chance that you have AIDS reading this comment |
LifeFeedsOnLife
08.17.16 | Dick and ball jokes huh? I've seen better rebuttals in Youtube comments... |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | even the formatting of youtube comments is abysmal |
teamster
08.17.16 | This is my favorite thread on this site. |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | you have shit taste in threads |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.17.16 | BallsDeep should got djent cuz while his balls drop off I djent , lolololololololol |
Relinquished
08.17.16 | lol first time i laugh verm |
BallsToTheWall
08.17.16 | Relinquished loves Florida/Georgia Line. |
Relinquished
08.17.16 | only after I down a bottle of jack danielas |
DominionMM1
08.17.16 | wolfe drinks jack daniels
|
chemicalmarriage
08.17.16 | Cuz he got tired of drinkin your mommas pussy juice |
Relinquished
08.17.16 | lmfao dom |
Sevengill
08.17.16 | why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND |
smaugman
08.17.16 | adr ur a pussy who barely listens to prog |
ZippaThaRippa
08.17.16 | Will you be there when I get there? |
ZippaThaRippa
08.17.16 | "who barely listens to prog"
How is that an insult, if anything it's the opposite |
ZippaThaRippa
08.17.16 | 'Adr has his life together. He barely even listens to prog anymore. My sister had a prog relapse last month and now she can't even go five minutes without mentioning the metatonic scale." |
smaugman
08.17.16 | Zippa ill rip ur cunt ass wide open u pretentious shit :))))) |
TVC15
08.18.16 | Your momma so fat she died prematurely |
iloveyouall
08.18.16 | you are the product of precum |
Ovrot
08.18.16 | is a big dummy |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.18.16 | If you don't listen prog your IQ is below 10 |
iloveyouall
08.18.16 | "you IQ is below 10"
with your state of retardation, i imagine 10 is probably looking up |
NineInchToolDethPark
08.18.16 | your state of retardation is worse than I thought, is not that difficult to copy a text and you screwed it up
You should stop derpin while I am djentin pussy |
iloveyouall
08.18.16 | ahh, the beauty of denial and post-error editing |
TVC15
08.18.16 | ifuckedyouall(inyoursleep) |
Bloodhail
08.18.16 | your entire profile is just a keyboard smash |
Artuma
08.18.16 | i simply can't insult a user with a username as awesome as bloodhail. i'm sorry |
Pheromone
08.18.16 | faggot x |
Pheromone
08.18.16 | PC |
zakalwe
08.18.16 | A bro. Good taste. |
magicuba
08.18.16 | you suck hard dicks lil cunt |
BallsDeep
08.18.16 | ^^ Regardless of your thoughts on their music, Chino had probably achieve more by his 21st birthday then you or anyone in you're family has or will ever achieve. |
Sowing
08.18.16 | It's "your' not you're you uneducated twats |
BallsDeep
08.18.16 | This is a thread on an internet forum not a university thesis, now go fuck you're giant inflatable Jesse Lacey sexdoll while chocking back tears from the prospect of them breaking up,or maybe you could use them as lubrication?
|
blacklightjer
08.18.16 | ^never went balls deep |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | ^Can't even spell your own fucking username. |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | How come I never heard of this thread. |
TVC15
08.18.16 | ^You're stupid ass felt the need to double post |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | Your* you uneducated asian prick.
Fuck yes this is a great place to blow off some steam. |
blacklightjer
08.18.16 | ^stupid assfuck thinks I can't spell. then double posts |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | The only black thing in your life is the cock your mother chokes on every night. |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | This list is too goddamn long, can't be arsed to scroll every time. |
blacklightjer
08.18.16 | ^at least I have a mother, you parentless orphan faggot |
CzechyGuy
08.18.16 | I'd rather have no mother than your mother, you fucking shithead |
magicuba
08.18.16 | you could have given birth to yourself, since how big of a pussy you are |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | You're a poor man's Bruce Jenner (Or in this case woman*). |
brainmelter
08.18.16 | deftones sucks^ |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | ^ I don't even have to check your ratings to know your taste sucks. |
Bloodhail
08.18.16 | says the guy with numbers in their username |
Valkoor952
08.18.16 | ^ says the guy who can't think of a joke that hasn't already been used in this thread. |
brainmelter
08.18.16 | deftones sucks[2] ^ |
teamster
08.18.16 | ^ ...the back of your head looks like the back of my sack when it's sweaty |
magicuba
08.19.16 | even your mom is laughing at you right now ^ |
ArsMoriendi
08.19.16 | magicuba? More like magipuerto rico am I right? |
ZippaThaRippa
08.19.16 | I've never even seen the back of my sack I just can't relate to that at all |
TVC15
08.19.16 | "magicuba? More like magipuerto rico am I right?" congrats this is probably the worst insult in the entire thread |
ArsMoriendi
08.19.16 | Best* |
betray
08.19.16 | you're a piece of shit |
Winesburgohio
08.19.16 | you're a valuable human being! keep up the good work pal! cheers! |
ReminiscentOfAWhale
08.19.16 | fuck u [69] |
magicuba
08.19.16 | made me 34 laugh. More like ArseMoriendi |
Spec
08.20.16 | where were you when it all came crashing down |
teamster
08.21.16 | go play in traffic |
Sevengill
08.21.16 | #frogger |
neekafat
08.21.16 | ^Says the guy who's somehow a fucking whole day ahead of me |
neekafat
08.21.16 | ^I guess I'm a whole day ahead of myself |
TVC15
08.21.16 | neekafatchode |
MistaCrave
08.21.16 | TVCunt15 |
TVC15
08.21.16 | "TVCunt15" I am what I eat ¯_(ツ)_/¯ |
MistaCrave
08.21.16 | *TVCock15 |
MyNameIsPencil
08.21.16 | More like MistaCrap |
TVC15
08.21.16 | MyNameIsPenis |
MistaCrave
08.21.16 | MyDickIsAPencil |
TVC15
08.21.16 | MistaCracker |
MistaCrave
08.21.16 | TVC16 |
wwf
08.21.16 | hgtv |
TVC15
08.21.16 | You're hard headed. Thus you're a dick head |
Negator
08.21.16 | kys |
Storm In A Teacup
09.08.16 | "Inside the User Above You" would be a more interesting theme. Also my insult is going to skip Negator because he negates things and I'm going to say to TVC15 that you should go cry some place where your fingers aren't dealing out text for us to read ya gullible bish |
Storm In A Teacup
09.08.16 | uh...no? fuck u! |
DinosaurJones
09.08.16 | bruh fuck u |
americanohno
09.08.16 | Dinosaurs are extinct |
guitarded_chuck
09.08.16 | Country 26% |
TVC15
09.08.16 | retarded_chick |
onionbubs
09.08.16 | fuck u |
Asdfp277
09.08.16 | onions are delicious |
DinosaurJones
09.08.16 | P isn't even close to the home row, you prong. |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | DinosaurJones.... what are you, an ancient lizard? |
BallsDeep
09.08.16 | least his not a filthy rapist moon cricket |
porcupinetheater
09.08.16 | BallsDeep trying to live vicariously through his username |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | Porcupinetheather? more like... porcupinetravelingbandofperforminggypsies.... amirite? |
Snake.
09.08.16 | rohypnol |
Snake.
09.08.16 | shut the fuck up snake |
macman76
09.08.16 | Bet you need a mouse to use excel. ctrl A, ctrl - your bitch ass |
Ebola
09.08.16 | ctrl z your birth, ctrl c a coat hangar into your mom |
TVC15
09.08.16 | Control f "Ebola"; the results being all your posts are as cancerous as your username suggests |
macman76
09.08.16 | Ctrl T on chrome, search "Ebola isn't cancer" |
Tyler.
09.08.16 | Your lists are fake |
macman76
09.08.16 | Cheeseslut. |
porcupinetheater
09.08.16 | macman so buried in statistics his insults have regressed to inhuman algorithmic nonsense |
Snake.
09.08.16 | porcupinetheater |
Bloodhail
09.08.16 | slut-bellied obstructionist |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | Snakedelilah has no hands and has to type with his tail! |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | Bloodhail sounds like what happens when your girl is on the rag but likes to shoot corn out of her cooch at you. |
AlexKzillion
09.08.16 | Good one |
Tyler.
09.08.16 | What |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | Call me the roast master. I'm like Jeff Ross but not a fat-nosed piece of white trash. |
TVC15
09.08.16 | You're a fucking rapist, didn't know prison has wi-fi |
Ebola
09.08.16 | You're a fucking prison, didn't know rapist has wi-fi |
smaugman
09.08.16 | if you were a vegetable, id pull the plug |
BeyondCosby
09.08.16 | Dude you've got so much treasure you couldn't even hide it from a freakin' midget smh. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.08.16 | you are such a horrible piece of shit that it goes beyond Bill Cosby |
Mystletainn
09.08.16 | you often trim your toe nails and your hygiene is generally up to par |
ZippaThaRippa
09.08.16 | Devastating |
brainmelter
09.08.16 | ^its devastating that you have 666 ratings, now that means you can't rate anything again till you rate a 5 on something |
LepreCon
09.08.16 | Fucking useless shitbag arsehole |
miketunneyiscool123
09.08.16 | ur a horrible dirtbag
ur a skanky cuntbag |
CaimanJesus
09.08.16 | you probably enjoyed the latest season of the simpsons |
miketunneyiscool123
09.08.16 | XDXD |
Storm In A Teacup
09.09.16 | ''you often trim your toe nails and your hygiene is generally up to par"
lol wait what? |
miketunneyiscool123
09.09.16 | @Storm In A Teacup I think that's what makes it so funny. haha |
chug73
09.09.16 | Who the fuck are u? Dikboyiscool123420 |
BeyondCosby
09.09.16 | More like... Buttchug73 |
miketunneyiscool123
09.09.16 | @chug you just realized my existence? |
TVC15
09.09.16 | Buttplug73 |
Spec
09.09.16 | the air you breath would have been better served by the leaves of a tree |
smaugman
09.09.16 | you're so dirty that your bath tub water was filthy that it was imported by saddam hussain to be used as chemical weapons (best joke ever i know thank you thank you) |
wwf
09.09.16 | more like smegman |
chug73
09.09.16 | More like white, wide, fat |
teamster
09.10.16 | Blow it out your bunghole Buttermaker |
BallsDeep
09.10.16 | ^More like Keister |
Storm In A Teacup
09.10.16 | So I was fucking that balls deep guy, thrusting as hard as I could, when I reached around to give him a hand job. Guess what? That fucker already had an erection. What a queer. |
Storm In A Teacup
09.10.16 | How did semen cross the road? Spec wore the wrong socks today. |
teamster
09.10.16 | ^ lol !!!!! |
chug73
09.11.16 | Shit in a teacup. |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | I don't even need to insult you -- your existence is insult enough. |
BallsDeep
09.11.16 | ^I wish I could insult you Sach but you've not got a single flaw I can use to work with |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | I know.
you, on the other hand, are incredibly retarded.
sorry to be so harsh. |
Sinternet
09.11.16 | You claim to love everyone but ur always antagonistic and no chill |
chug73
09.11.16 | Hey ballsdeepinass, how's hating pop going for u. Come tell the thread about how it's all "soulless" and "marketed to the masses" like in the Carly thread. |
BallsDeep
09.11.16 | I mean not to sound arrogant but every form of intelligence test I've taken irl has proven otherwise but if a complete stranger on the internet is telling me so then I guess it must be true |
BallsDeep
09.11.16 | chug you can't even construct a proper sentence bud. I bet you listen to pop music. |
teamster
09.11.16 | Gonna steal some Hunter Pence signs.....
BallsDeep still has a Blockbuster card.
Ballsdeep can't parallel park.
BallsDeep dots his "i" with hearts. |
ZippaThaRippa
09.11.16 | I can't parallel park. If we go downtown, my girlfriend drives. |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | zippa is a fan of ala |
kascetcadettt
09.11.16 | can someone kill me please |
kascetcadettt
09.11.16 | like hire a sniper or something |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | same |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | wanna go for a swim (I don't know how)? |
smaugman
09.11.16 | consider it done |
kascetcadettt
09.11.16 | yes i'm down for a good swim |
iloveyouall
09.11.16 | sick, meet me at coogee |
kascetcadettt
09.11.16 | smaug man please make sure that the mf doesn't miss bc i don't want to be scared i just wanna die |
ZippaThaRippa
09.11.16 | Woo
Heavy shit
Wooo |
kascetcadettt
09.11.16 | dat's one helluva bitch, i might stay there forever |
TVC15
09.11.16 | Gonna steal some Hunter Pence signs.....
Teamster says "I love you" on the first date
Teamster uses Bing instead of Google
Teamster hoards garden gnomes |
teamster
09.11.16 | Lol, best stuff ever TVC... |
TVC15
09.11.16 | Zippa blows like Casilla blows saves this season amirite teamster? |
spookynewghostfriend
09.11.16 | u smell xD |
hal1ax
09.11.16 | you are a less than adequate whistler |
spookynewghostfriend
09.11.16 | i cant snap either |
hal1ax
09.11.16 | i can't whistle either :[[
i was projecting !!!11 |
MyNameIsPencil
09.12.16 | i didn't care for your koi no yokan review 4 years ago |
CaimanJesus
09.12.16 | your name probably isn't even pencil |
MyNameIsPencil
09.12.16 | i bet you've never visited Boise, Idaho |
Tyler.
09.12.16 | Hahahahaha |
chug73
09.12.16 | "Every intelligence test I've taken irl has proven otherwise"
What a fucking knob. Why does it seem so important to you to tell me this, it's like you have a desire to be seen as well-read and intelligent to randos on the Internet. M8 I couldn't care less how smart you perceive yourself as. Fuck off with your smug bullshit. |
chug73
09.12.16 | And it's not like that intellect of yours helped you in that thread anyway, you made a total moron out of yourself. Like you're doing AGAIN with this "irl I'm so clever n shit I've taken standardised tests to prove it come at me bro" bullshit.
You're a clown. |
chug73
09.12.16 | Ooops I can't wait to see how this turns out.
Also I have nothing bad to say about u sixdegrees. |
Tyler.
09.12.16 | yoo dude go chug some bleach |
chug73
09.12.16 | Will do. I'll report back with my findings. |
Tyler.
09.12.16 | i can do and we will compare |
Spec
09.25.16 | bleach cleans out your system and is good for a cleanse |
BeyondCosby
09.26.16 | @spec what do you need.... glasses or something? HA zing |
boolin
09.26.16 | username is stupid and u use the word zing what's yr deal |
Keyblade
09.26.16 | boolin |
boolin
09.26.16 | u 5'd views |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | I 5'd your mom with 4 of my homies licked our balls and stuff bitch was a freak |
DinosaurJones
09.26.16 | fuck u |
Keyblade
09.26.16 | didnt know the bloods expanded to white suburbia nice |
adr
09.26.16 | your mom is like a christmas tree everyone puts balls on her
|
BallsDeep
09.26.16 | ^ can confirm |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | What does adr even stand for like anal dick ram or something |
BeyondCosby
09.26.16 | Chinesewhispers can only whisper because he's so afraid of what I'll say about him.
|
Valkoor952
09.26.16 | chinesewhispers
is that what getting molested by your uncle is called in your country |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | I would tell you to bring it Cosby but I don't enjoy being raped by old black dudes |
Valkoor952
09.26.16 | you mean you prefer your uncle |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | is Valkoor like the sound a troll makes when it's getting throatfucked gosh what a creative username |
Snake.
09.26.16 | "What does add even stand for like anal dick ram or something"
i laughed way too hard at this |
BeyondCosby
09.26.16 | The only reason why your name is "Chinesewhispers" as opposed to "Japanesewhispers" or "Koreanwhispers is because you think everyone in the greater Asia region is the same nationality and you don't have the courtesy to inquire about their differing cultures. |
adr
09.26.16 | chinesewhispers more like chinarsewiper cunt |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | Leave it to Cosby to play the race card what a sick fuck |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | adr more like dar cuz that the sound you make when the teacher throws the dunce hat at you for being such a bitch |
BallsDeep
09.26.16 | Chinesewhispers more like Chairsniffer aka Troy Buswell aka one of the most detestable figures in Australian politics |
adr
09.26.16 | atleast his balls isn't deep in his sister you freak |
Valkoor952
09.26.16 | "chinesewhispers more like chinarsewiper cunt"
fucking lol
also @chinesewhisper how dare you insult your mother, she's an elegant woman |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | BallsDeep more like ballsdeep in harambe's asscrack cuz you're a stank monkeyfuck |
Valkoor952
09.26.16 | ball's deep
It's not a good idea to name your child after your favourite meal. |
chinesewhispers
09.26.16 | quit double posting you tard don't you see that you have rectal cancer |
BallsDeep
09.26.16 | Atleast I'm the one dominating harambe, making him my submissive bitch, while he in turn is finishing your uncle's handiwork and obliterating whats left of your sphincter and rectal muscle so when he's through with you, you'll be confined to an adult diaper for the rest of your petty fucking life |
TVC15
09.26.16 | BallsDeep cos your head is balls deep up your ass |
SharkTooth
09.26.16 | insert joke about how TVC is GreenLinkinMuse jr. |
ArsMoriendi
09.26.16 | SharkTooth has a funny voice |
porcupinetheater
09.26.16 | ArsMoriendi
AM
Fucking morning people |
Tyler.
03.22.17 | you are pretty |
betray
03.22.17 | wow no way jose i love tyler . |
EnyaFangirl
03.22.17 | everybody betray me
i'm fed up with this world |
wwf
03.22.17 | Enya blows
my mind |
Prancer
03.22.17 | wwf. more like... wwe
got em. |
Deathconscious
03.22.17 | Prancer? Sounds like a name a rich white woman would give to her little yipper breed of a dog that she keeps in her purse while shes out and about. |
betray
03.22.17 | >adolfchrist |
unclereich
03.22.17 | Huge dick that i want to suck |
chug73
03.22.17 | Small dick I want to beat up |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.17 | dick that's a small dick |
DinosaurJones
03.22.17 | butt. |
demigod!
03.22.17 | dinosaurs are dead and gay |
onionbubs
03.22.17 | fuck u |
TVC15
03.22.17 | onionbubs |
onionbubs
03.22.17 | linkinparkforthewin |
demigod!
03.22.17 | dickrubs |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.17 | diminutive bitch |
DinosaurJones
03.22.17 | nutsnubs |
Storm In A Teacup
03.22.17 | dick stub |
demigod!
03.22.17 | candy ass grampa |
dbizzles
03.22.17 | Stink wrinkle.
Greatest feature ever, btw. |
rabidfish
03.22.17 | stop reviving this thread u deepshit fuckwads, goddamnit |
TVC15
03.22.17 | rabidautist |
DinosaurJones
03.22.17 | fuck u |
mindleviticus
03.22.17 | TVCunt |
chug73
03.22.17 | Mindleviticuck |
brainmelter
03.23.17 | buttplug73 |
Storm In A Teacup
03.23.17 | @rapidfish bitch I will bump every bad thread you've commented on until you leave this fucking site forever and shrivel up into obscurity
you vapidfuck |
dbizzles
03.23.17 | I bet one of your eyes looks six degrees off-center. |
brainmelter
03.23.17 | nut in a teacup |
Rigma
03.23.17 | Nice earmuffs Melter, did your mum make them for you? |
mifzal
03.23.17 | Rigma you need some dirt to lubricate that cunt |
neekafat
03.23.17 | Mifzal your name sounds like it's something a suicide bomber would yell before detonating |
neekafat
03.23.17 | Shit was that too far? |
Deathconscious
03.23.17 | no, you fucking neekafatass. |
JWT155
03.23.17 | Heil |
unclereich
03.23.17 | Nazi [2] |
neekafat
03.23.17 | Ironic coming from the Fourth Reich |
Snake.
03.23.17 | fulfills the fat in his username |
brainmelter
03.23.17 | neekabese |
neekafat
03.23.17 | I know I should be insulting you but that was pretty damn clever |
Rigma
03.23.17 | i bet you shower naked you slut |
mifzal
03.23.17 | neekafat, is this how you speak to your father? you ungrateful pig |
Ebola
03.23.17 | cuck |
mifzal
03.23.17 | you aint so holy either skankfest |
JWT155
03.23.17 | 1,000th insult is for a user I don't even know |
mifzal
03.23.17 | bend over JWT155, so I can plug this fork |
Ebola
03.23.17 | hopefully in a light socket |
mifzal
03.23.17 | Ebola, stay away you diseased pest |
L4titudes
03.23.17 | fuk u |
L4titudes
03.23.17 | more like yourusernameisinferior |
L4titudes
03.23.17 | fuk u |
Ebola
03.23.17 | fuk u |
mifzal
03.23.17 | fuk u more |
pizzamachine
03.23.17 | By looking at your face, I can tell you make out with your rubber ducky |
mifzal
03.23.17 | please! PLEASE! i beg you to wipe off those dingle-berries on your lips before you speak |
MyNameIsPencil
03.23.17 | do you kiss your mother with that mouth |
mifzal
03.23.17 | Don't talk about your grandmother like that |
Spec
03.27.17 | some of your guys's comments are pretty much the equivalent of a 9gag thread happening underneath a "cash me ousside" meme |
Lavair
03.27.17 | You're putting so much time into this list rather than making worthwhile contributions to the world, you're going to end up as just a dirty spec on the planet. When you die, no-one will remember what you have done. Sure, you might've caused a few laughs here and there, but if you die, people aren't going to realize it for weeks. It will just be "Oh, he's inactive." You'll rot for years in your living room before anyone realizes you're dead.
Also, is there another list on Sputnik with more comments than this one? |
mifzal
03.27.17 | yo mama never loved you |
Sniff
03.27.17 | ^not milf at all |
Lavair
03.27.17 | @mifzal Are you trying to get Bjork to love you with all those unnecessarily high ratings?
@Sniff You're fine, I don't have anything to say about you. |
EphemeralEternity
03.27.17 | ^is your last name maleasscrack? |
EphemeralEternity
03.27.17 | fuck you virtualblaze you couldn't even come up with a fucking username on your own without help from daddy (sincerely apologize if i'm mistaking you with another user) |
Spec
03.27.17 | "Also, is there another list on Sputnik with more comments than this one?"
Kimm's convictions list if it still exists. |
EphemeralEternity
03.27.17 | fuck you too EE for squandering your potential and wallowing in self loathing and apathy and generally being a self absorbed brat |
mifzal
03.27.17 | @VirtualBlaze, If she farts at my face it would've made my day...no my entire life
|
Lavair
03.27.17 | @EE Yes that is my last name, also you're right he helped me come up with this name almost five years ago, when I wanted a more serious music name. |
mifzal
03.27.17 | long story short, fuck you again |
Pasts
03.28.17 | I fart in your general direction |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | You wear a football helmet in the shower |
EphemeralEternity
03.28.17 | ^i hope you get crippling gout one day |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | You don't pee until dinner time |
alienobserver
03.28.17 | pizzamachode |
EphemeralEternity
03.28.17 | you're a real asshole you know that? |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | that may be true but you can't sleep until you've hugged your My Little Pony plushie goodnight ;) |
TheSpaceMan
03.28.17 | i like your shirt (: |
SandwichBubble
03.28.17 | Implying we all don't have plushies
also you suck
@TheSpaceMan goddamn it screw you. your shirt is dumb how bout that |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | "i like your shirt (:"
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR |
neekafat
03.28.17 | I like pizza :D |
EphemeralEternity
03.28.17 | i'd give you a dutch oven if ever i got the chance |
TheSpaceMan
03.28.17 | @sammich
maybe if you didnt spend the same amount of time coming up with that insult as the amount you spend listening to an album before rating it, i'd be offended |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | I love all of you really, but in this list I am your final boss. |
EphemeralEternity
03.28.17 | i'd gnaw your scrotum off if it came to it |
TheSpaceMan
03.28.17 | what scrotum? |
pizzamachine
03.28.17 | You forgot to wear pants this morning, you only realized at your interview. |
EphemeralEternity
03.28.17 | the one hanging round underneath your shaft i would imagine? |
SandwichBubble
03.28.17 | @TheSpaceMan https://youtu.be/egRXqQWFfPI?t=29s |
TheSpaceMan
03.28.17 | lmao |
Spec
01.02.19 | You’re about as sharp as a pile of socks. |
Papa Universe
01.02.19 | shut up, spic |
Sniff
01.02.19 | Bumps thread cos a nerd who dwells in the past
Edit: got owned |
sixdegrees
01.02.19 | bitch |
Spec
01.02.19 | Til switching an e and an i = getting owned |
Get Low
01.02.19 | You're called Spec because you're on the Autism Spectrum. |
L4titudes
01.02.19 | GetLow as in get on your knees and open wide |
Asdfp277
01.02.19 | replacing the 'a' with a '4'? real creative aren't ya |
SymbolicInTime
01.02.19 | U r lame
Boom roasted |
sixdegrees
01.02.19 | TheWonderSoFar
|
Meridiu5
01.02.19 | slut |
Papa Universe
01.02.19 | Mediocriu5 |
Koris
01.02.19 | Says the guy who gave an Oasis album a 5. Fucking dumbass |
brainmelter
01.02.19 | hulk hogan eh?
fuck me up |
widowslaugh123
01.02.19 | Has a liquid brain from being melted |
mifzal
01.03.19 | widow? yes that was your mama when Brachiosaurus slipped on his own shit.
|
Snowdog808
06.12.19 | Nice set of 5s, I cannot wait to see how ridiculous your Viking costume looks at the Renaissance fair this year. |