Hyperion1001: Objectively Bad Music

Hyperion1001 07.08.22	as edgy as this list may seem, I genuinely couldn’t think of 20 bands I truly hated, and this is really all the stuff I found offensively bad. I also limited it to albums I’ve actually heard. comment shit you absolutely cannot listen to please thanks.
Relinquished 07.08.22	damn lol I like some of these
Colton 07.08.22	i was with you all the way until 19 man you were so fuckin close
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	i mean it’s ok to like things but by the same token I can also be a card carrying hater lmao
MarsKid 07.08.22	I respect how MBDTF has well composed songs at times is its production quality is nice, etc etc etc. But I cannot get behind Kanye as a rapper, he just never did it for me. Tried when it was becoming huge and his voice, lyrics and delivery just brought me out of it every time. Some of the tracks just straight up don't work for me either. Don't hate it, but don't love it. I genuinely hate Attila and every album they've released.
YoYoMancuso 07.08.22	michael jackson - thriller Wait No Does not compute The heat death of the universe is upon us
MarsKid 07.08.22	No silly, that's an Off Minor album!
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	I respect Kanye as a producer, he is genuinely talented. he is a god awful rapper and that album represents essentially everything wrong with his brain. even the production somehow sucks and I just genuinely hate it. this is my favorite Kanye beat: https://youtu.be/S7B2VgRShew
MarsKid 07.08.22	Nah THIS is the best Kanye: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8k7eqs1rNg&ab_channel=OzamatazBuckshank
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.22	I… don’t disagree with any of this
DominionMM1 07.08.22	on point with a few of these for sure
YoYoMancuso 07.08.22	I like a few of these albums but holy shit Dream Theater are obnoxious
foxblood 07.08.22	I like 1. it took me a long time to get into dissection for some reason, and they still aren't one of my favorite bm bands. rings of saturn is pretty understandable.
bloc 07.08.22	7 is the best out of all these
Avagantamos 07.08.22	guns and roses and eminem are the lowest of the low for me
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.22	I don’t know how I’d even begin to find the bottom of this barrel Somehow Aesop might be the least worst and I hate Aesop
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	the only reason guns and roses aint on here is because if i had to listen to a whole album of that i would legitimately kill myself
FR33L0RD 07.08.22	7 is the best out of all these [2] the rest, absolute garbage, wannabe polemist, deja vu dump shit
SIMBOLIC 07.08.22	Objectively bad list!
Kompys2000 07.08.22	Nice try but all music is actually objectively good
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	false 90% of all culture is bad
JohnnyoftheWell 07.08.22	ngl 16 makes by far the least sense to me on this list
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	i can’t stand grunge in general but nirvana is the worst. pretty much anything that can be described as “rock” I don’t like.
ffs 07.08.22	michael jackson - bad
ffs 07.08.22	check the sanguisuga EP if you havent, better than the album for sure and i dont see how you could dig slam but not that. same regressed energy
Kompys2000 07.08.22	"false 90% of all culture is bad" yes and music is the other 10%
Hyperion1001 07.08.22	i thought that sangui ep wasn’t bad at all which is what made the full length so weird. doesn’t even sound like the same band tbh.
kkarron 07.08.22	hoooooly shit these are all correct.
anode 07.08.22	It’s funny I can’t honestly say I disagree with any of these except maybe nirvana
Koris 07.08.22	Ok, but is the Six Feet Under one really that controversial? That band's entire discog is utter shit
ArsMoriendi 07.08.22	checking to see if anything here pisses me offf and so far nothi....WHAT IN UTERO ? how dare you
IsisScript80 07.08.22	"im feeling saucy tonight nerds" I can see that, you naughty little mynx.
MarsKid 07.08.22	Wait a minute... ctrl + f Krallice 0 results He's finally come to terms with the cosmic trems...
DadKungFu 07.08.22	Actually very good and correct list
rellik009 07.08.22	what's wrong with Aesop?
EyesWideShut 07.08.22	Necrophagist does suck, bunch of diddly doodly wank riffs followed by a birdy wordy solo.. fuck outta here
Ryus 07.08.22	aesop is so bad
rellik009 07.08.22	i dont see why though XD
Divaman 07.08.22	Yeah, I'm with Ars - 16 is wrong. I have no problem with any of the others, though.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.22	“ the only reason guns and roses aint on here is because if i had to listen to a whole album of that i would legitimately kill myself” Definitely
Lord(e)Po)))ts 07.08.22	At least 90% of white culture is trash, probably more, including music for sure
Demon of the Fall 07.08.22	that’s my 8th fave Opeth so I’ll allow it Solid list all things considered, but I do dig Necrophagist
DarkSideOfLucca 07.08.22	Several of my favorite albums of all time here. Most of these are at least a 4.5/5 Lucca mad
MarsKid 07.08.22	I am surprised at the Dark Tranquillity hate for sure lol
Demon of the Fall 07.08.22	It’s good, but not worthy of a strong defence 🫢
BallsToTheWall 07.08.22	I liked bad music then and I still do now. No regrets!
ToSmokMuzyki 07.08.22	finally the list we needed and deserved all prog n mccore have a special place in hell, and not the good hell
rellik009 07.09.22	there is a lot of good prog and core brutha
Gnocchi 07.09.22	did we mention trems of dick yet? Some of this list is on point.
ToSmokMuzyki 07.09.22	nah i only like prog when it has a lot of sthg else n even then i always say would be better if it was removed
DarkSideOfLucca 07.09.22	1,2,3,6,8,9,11,18,19 Those are all the albums on this list that are 5/5 or close to it
SharkTooth 07.09.22	heavy disagree on 2,16, and 19. But agreed hard on Sunbather
Hyperion1001 03.03.23	necrobump
JohnnyoftheWell 03.03.23	add Arca
normaloctagon 03.03.23	List is hype, list is based
Hyperion1001 03.03.23	list is honestly missing some important ones.
PotsyTater 03.03.23	This is still on point
pizzamachine 03.03.23	15 is catchy
Hyperion1001 03.03.23	sorry pizza if I had to listen to James labrie’s voice for more than 5 minutes I think it might actually kill me
pizzamachine 03.03.23	He’s not the best singer in prog metal, for sure
JohnnyoftheWell 03.03.23	Dream Theater are probably in the top half of bands on this list tbh but the only one i can be bothered to imagine being able to defend outside of teenage melodeath nostalgia is Dissection who rip and are better than 95% of whatever jank metal this site hypes every other week
Hyperion1001 03.03.23	dissection is too melodeathy and I fucking hate melodeath. sacramentum is basically dissection but actually decent.
IsisScript80 03.03.23	Would've argued, but read again and said it was objective, so I won't/can't. Edit: Hmmm... seems I already commented in this thread. Missed it through being a wee bit drunk.