Hyperion1001: Slam My Ass

Hyperion1001 06.15.22	hello : - )
Koris 06.15.22	DEAR ALL FEMALES
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	the original incel genre yeah but chugchug guitar good
Koris 06.15.22	I know, I just never get tired of that copypasta lol And what’s sad is that they were probably serious about it
SIMBOLIC 06.15.22	I recommend an actually good genre of music Haha got em roasted
El Olam 06.15.22	2 is my fav slam album cheers
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	pretty sure my profile name is from that same comment lmao
SIMBOLIC 06.15.22	What copypasta is this? Sounds pretty kek
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	artery eruption might be the best slam band. it’s borderline avant guard music while simultaneously being the dumbest thing ever recorded. amazing.
SIMBOLIC 06.15.22	Rendered helpless is gud
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	oh yeah I got them on my gym playlist I forgot to add. hopefully koris can help I forget what thread it’s in.
BAT 06.15.22	damn just found out 'defleshed and gutted' broke up last month :(, listen 2 defleshed n gutted
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	ooo Texas slam rules will check asap. check that stabbing EP they’re also texas
Anthracks 06.15.22	Splattered is fantastic. Saw them open for defeated sanity and the guitarist played in both bands - ridiculous
parksungjoon 06.15.22	lmao
Koris 06.15.22	Alright, looks like I've already gotten a few requests for the legendary copypasta. So here you go: No, you're NOT a slam kid I'm so sick of all these people who think they're slam. No, you're not. Most of you bands are not close to being slam. I see some of these people saying " put 100 hours in this new slam track it's great! That's nothing, most of us can put 300+ hours in all of our slam music. I see people who only do deathcore and claim to be slam. Come talk to me when you are doing GUTTURALS, BLAST BEATS, AND ACTUAL SLAMS. Then we can be friends. Also DEAR ALL FEMALES: Vulvodynia and Within Destruction is not real Slam. Signs of The Swarm is not real slam. Suicide Silence is not real slam Infant Annihilator is not real slam. Slipknot is not real slam. DEATHCORE BANDS. ARE. NOT. REAL. SLAM. Put down the Deathcore bands and listen to something that actually requires skill and talent for once. Like Abominable Putridity Imagine thinking you're real slam - Sincerely all ACTUAL Slam Kids
botb 06.15.22	I can just picture the amount of bent back hat bills that dude has in his closet
Mort. 06.15.22	petition to rename slam 'ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping metal'
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	“Saw them open for defeated sanity and the guitarist played in both bands - ridiculous” same that’s how I found out about them.
parksungjoon 06.15.22	harryhoward2000 Pinned by OSRSBeatz harryhoward2000 4 years ago This disgusts me, im 14 and i listen to metallica and metal in general. Fuck all of these black rap shits. More like metal. 🤘🤘🤘🤘 and if youre wondering, yes im from finland. 32
Demon of the Fall 06.15.22	not sure if I like slam, but slamming ass pretty good... I think the pasta guy would roast me hard because I don't really know what constitutes a 'slam' tbh Maybe I'll be converted one day, if brutal death is a good 'gateway' into it then I have recently taken a liking to Defeated Sanity (which took me some time).
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	if you’re into DS you’re basically halfway there. i used to not really be into slams either but once you listen to enough extreme metal you get bored enough to plumb the depths and then it all makes sense.
parksungjoon 06.15.22	either that or you end up at harsh noise and pe instead hmm or nofi pv
Anthracks 06.15.22	slam takes all the worst and most unsophisticated ideas from brutal death metal and makes it into an entire genre and that's why it's so popular
botb 06.15.22	Yeah I listen to a lot of trash but slam is too much for me
Atari 06.15.22	I dug the new Analepsy
naughtcturnal 06.15.22	holy shiiiit forgot all about Malignancy
DDDeftoneDDD 06.15.22	Afterbirth now is so much better lol
cylinder 06.15.22	check Devouring Humanity’s self-titled
Hyperion1001 06.15.22	artery eruption side project? will check asap.
El Olam 06.16.22	yes Devouring Humanty's self-titled is prob my second fav slam album lol