Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | hello : - ) |
Koris
06.15.22 | DEAR ALL FEMALES |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | the original incel genre yeah
but chugchug guitar good |
Koris
06.15.22 | I know, I just never get tired of that copypasta lol
And what’s sad is that they were probably serious about it |
SIMBOLIC
06.15.22 | I recommend an actually good genre of music
Haha got em roasted |
El Olam
06.15.22 | 2 is my fav slam album cheers |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | pretty sure my profile name is from that same comment lmao |
SIMBOLIC
06.15.22 | What copypasta is this? Sounds pretty kek |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | artery eruption might be the best slam band.
it’s borderline avant guard music while simultaneously being the dumbest thing ever recorded. amazing. |
SIMBOLIC
06.15.22 | Rendered helpless is gud |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | oh yeah I got them on my gym playlist I forgot to add.
hopefully koris can help I forget what thread it’s in. |
BAT
06.15.22 | damn just found out 'defleshed and gutted' broke up last month :(, listen 2 defleshed n gutted |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | ooo Texas slam rules will check asap.
check that stabbing EP they’re also texas |
Anthracks
06.15.22 | Splattered is fantastic. Saw them open for defeated sanity and the guitarist played in both bands - ridiculous |
parksungjoon
06.15.22 | lmao |
Koris
06.15.22 | Alright, looks like I've already gotten a few requests for the legendary copypasta. So here you go:
No, you're NOT a slam kid
I'm so sick of all these people who think they're slam. No, you're not. Most of you bands are not close to being slam. I see some of these people saying " put 100 hours in this new slam track it's great! That's nothing, most of us can put 300+ hours in all of our slam music. I see people who only do deathcore and claim to be slam. Come talk to me when you are doing GUTTURALS, BLAST BEATS, AND ACTUAL SLAMS. Then we can be friends.
Also DEAR ALL FEMALES: Vulvodynia and Within Destruction is not real Slam. Signs of The Swarm is not real slam. Suicide Silence is not real slam Infant Annihilator is not real slam. Slipknot is not real slam. DEATHCORE BANDS. ARE. NOT. REAL. SLAM. Put down the Deathcore bands and listen to something that actually requires skill and talent for once. Like Abominable Putridity
Imagine thinking you're real slam
- Sincerely all ACTUAL Slam Kids |
botb
06.15.22 | I can just picture the amount of bent back hat bills that dude has in his closet |
Mort.
06.15.22 | petition to rename slam 'ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping metal' |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | “Saw them open for defeated sanity and the guitarist played in both bands - ridiculous”
same that’s how I found out about them. |
parksungjoon
06.15.22 | harryhoward2000
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harryhoward2000
4 years ago
This disgusts me, im 14 and i listen
to metallica and metal in general.
Fuck all of these black rap shits.
More like metal.
🤘🤘🤘🤘
and if youre wondering, yes im from
finland.
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Demon of the Fall
06.15.22 | not sure if I like slam, but slamming ass pretty good... I think the pasta guy would roast me hard because I don't really know what constitutes a 'slam' tbh
Maybe I'll be converted one day, if brutal death is a good 'gateway' into it then I have recently taken a liking to Defeated Sanity (which took me some time). |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | if you’re into DS you’re basically halfway there. i used to not really be into slams either but once you listen to enough extreme metal you get bored enough to plumb the depths and then it all makes sense. |
parksungjoon
06.15.22 | either that or you end up at harsh noise and pe instead hmm
or nofi pv |
Anthracks
06.15.22 | slam takes all the worst and most unsophisticated ideas from brutal death metal and makes it into an entire genre
and that's why it's so popular |
botb
06.15.22 | Yeah I listen to a lot of trash but slam is too much for me |
Atari
06.15.22 | I dug the new Analepsy |
naughtcturnal
06.15.22 | holy shiiiit forgot all about Malignancy |
DDDeftoneDDD
06.15.22 | Afterbirth now is so much better lol |
cylinder
06.15.22 | check Devouring Humanity’s self-titled |
Hyperion1001
06.15.22 | artery eruption side project? will check asap. |
El Olam
06.16.22 | yes Devouring Humanty's self-titled is prob my second fav slam album lol |
