ThePalestMexican: Rec Me Shitty/Hilarious Movies

ThePalestMexican 05.15.10	Anything from horror to action to failed-comedy Anything that will pass the time and make me feel better about myself.
theacademy 05.15.10	scary movie 2 grind + out cold idle hands + slither (but they're actually good, not shitty)
coneren 05.15.10	Going overboard.....so fucking shitty it's funny.....ooollllddd Adam sandler
Parallels 05.15.10	instead of shitty/hilarious movies, watch old childhood classics. I enjoy watching the Great Mouse Detective, so much win
EVedder27 05.15.10	puff puff pass Most hilarious terrible movie I've ever seen
theacademy 05.15.10	Oh, Ratigan Oh, Ratigan You're tops and that's that To Ratigan To Ratigan To Ratigan the world's greatest...
EyesWideShut 05.15.10	Last Action Hero
theacademy 05.15.10	LET THE RHYTHM TAKE YOU OVER
EVedder27 05.15.10	coneren - I still quote Billy Madison on a daily basis
Parallels 05.15.10	lol @ the academy
coneren 05.15.10	Have you seen going overboard?the second time I watched it I was laughing so hard at how bad it was..I think it was made before his SNL days
Satellite 05.15.10	Haha 1 is so shitty/funny, especially the ending. Battlefield Earth is the worst movie ever made without a doubt. Sci-Fi/Scientology/Travolta fail.
Satellite 05.15.10	Haha I was shocked that nobody had mentioned BE yet.
zarquan99 05.15.10	the mario movie. oh. my. god. fail.
TomServo 05.15.10	God, i love rec'ing people bad movies. check out: The room tiger heart troll 2 mac and me manos the hands of fate death bed:the bed that eats people shark attack 3: megalodon
ThePalestMexican 05.15.10	Haha, I'm surprised I didn't list the Mario movie I still have it on VHS
Ghostechoes 05.15.10	Black Devil Doll (Never seen it, but seems like the most outrageous, stupid, disgusting movie ever) http://www.blackdevildoll.com/unratedtrailer.html Bitch Slap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0izJ6KrqpQk
Ghostechoes 05.15.10	BTW, that Black Devil Doll trailer is NSFW.
Trundle 05.15.10	Birdemic, probably the worst/ funniest thing ever made
zombiepirate57 05.15.10	Plan 9 from Outer Space Santa's Slay Army of Darkness (much funnier than Evil Dead imo)
ninjuice 05.15.10	Battlefield Earth is maybe half as bad as its reputation would suggest. to OP: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=219050&listid=45054
tiesthatbind 05.15.10	Silent Night Deadly Night 2.
Ire 05.15.10	the devil wears nada
Counterfeit 05.15.10	Ire, softcore is not the answer.
fatlip27 05.15.10	Anything from Mystery Science Theatre 3000 series. It's both shitty movie and hilarious background jokes.
BSX 05.15.10	StarrBooty
zarquan99 05.15.10	oday my friends tied me up with this string. It was really thin so it really hurt against my skin. Then they kicked my down the hill. They kicked me in the mouth and broke my teeth. They hit me. I got dirt and grass in my mouth. Then they held me down and penetrated. After they were done and spent and left me bleeding on the ground I broke free of the strings which left bloody cuts on my neck. I escaped just in time. I am now in Starbucks leaving my life for good. Any suggestions?
nastynick 05.15.10	Anything Monty Python did. Shoddily made(on purpose of course), but still some the most hilarious movies of all time. Also, you want something that's not intentionally funny but still brings the lulz? How about Ben Affleck as a mobster in "Gigli." Nothing better than J-Lo Cameltoe.
Winsomniac 05.15.10	I second "The Room." Also, Boss Nigger and Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus except Boss Nigger is awesome.
JesusChris 05.15.10	Holy yes @ SonicSpeed, Great Mouse Detective will forever be my favorite Disney film.
HenchmanOfSanta 05.15.10	It's a Saturday. Just turn on SyFy and watch anything that comes on, because they play terrible movies all day. If not, then check out: Dragonball: Evolution Leprachaun: Back 2 Tha Hood Ninja Assassin Da Block Party 2 etc.
SpottedTrout 05.15.10	check out blood freak http://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title.jsp?stid=559416
Piglet 05.15.10	Coincidentally, I've been sick for the past 2 -3 days as well. I don't see any point watching a bad movie but i'd go with troll 2
ABR157 05.15.10	Six String Samuri
Gee 05.15.10	Any of the toxic avenger series. so fucking good
greg84 05.15.10	Kung Fu Hustle, Shaolin Socker, Canadian film Nothing by Vincento Natali should also be up your alley.
ConsiderPhlebas 05.15.10	Robot Jox. Guys in giant robots fighting. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUxDmKFCD2o
wittwright 05.15.10	well if you have the resources, Clash of the Titans was horrid!
OllieS 05.15.10	The Room
Meatplow 05.15.10	http://cinemageddon.org/ sign up here, download away
Masochist 05.15.10	I'm pretty sure everyone's reaction to #2 follows something along this line of thought: "Ahh, shit, dumb bitch got tripped up by that tree. Tree's alive" "The vines are going to wrap her in a cocoon" "Hahahaha, look that tree's feeling her up! It's going to rape her!" "Wait...the tree really IS feeling her up. That's fucking ridiculous...." "Dude, she looks like she's enjoying it..." "So what then, is the tree actually going to ra-- OH MY GOD." "That fucking tree...it actually...it really did just..." "You're damn right, that FUCKING tree!" ...something like that. At that point, everyone watching is either staring in rapt attention at the cross-kingdom porno, or literally rolling on the floor laughing (I was the latter).
ThePalestMexican 05.15.10	Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (or is it Giant Shark vs. Mega Octopus...) Ahhh, the plane eating scene made me hit the floor. And yes the tree raping scene is a timeless classic, just the suddenness of the twig in the twat was pure gold.
Counterfeit 05.15.10	Any syfy original.
ThePalestMexican 05.16.10	I just remembered possibly the shittest of them all... Howard the Duck
Meatplow 05.16.10	http://www.criticker.com/?fl&view=oth&user=Haz567&filter=&page=11 most things on this page will make you happy if you think Howard The Duck is the worst of them all :p
SCREAM! 05.16.10	Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter If you can find this one, do it
Meatplow 05.16.10	also if you signed up to CG check out this thread its a goldmine http://cinemageddon.org/forums.php?action=viewtopic&topicid=15293
ConsiderPhlebas 05.16.10	Howard the Duck was insane. Scared the shit out of me as a kid.
combustion07 05.16.10	Cannibal Campout, Gingerdead Man, Evil Bong, Satan's Little Helper
ThePalestMexican 05.16.10	Just watched Howard the Duck.... It's not as bad as I remembered, still pretty bad. The ending with the guitar solo is pure cheesy goodness.
Prophet178 05.16.10	Shark Attack 3, even if you don't watch the whole thing at least watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1XOfHax6Q8
PearlDrummer20 05.16.10	Scary Movie 2. Enough fucking said.
ThePalestMexican 05.16.10	TOO BAD! you... WILL DIE!
tiesthatbind 05.16.10	Haha Mortal Kombat Annihilation, sad thing is I actually thought it was good the first time I saw it years ago. "My mother's dead." "As will be her daughter!"
Lambda 05.16.10	The Room
Winsomniac 05.17.10	Worst part of Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is the flagrant false advertising. Self-respecting men are lured in by the appeal of an epic-as-fuck Godzilla-status fight, when in all reality, they end up watching a chick flick. And to top it all off, we don't even get a clear winner. What's a fight without a winner?
ThePalestMexican 05.17.10	I thought the octopus won (spoiler) after grabbing and holding onto the shark for a couple seconds (most epic fail of a fight I've seen in years. The shark just starts to sink and the octopus just swims away.... But that plane attack scene....that was best part of the whole movie.
Slum 05.17.10	Bad Taste, Redneck Zombies (Fucking ridiculous but has some really hilarious parts)
Slum 05.17.10	And uh.. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen :D
ThePalestMexican 05.17.10	No... I used to love Transformers as a kid, but that was just a huge stinky pile of poo
Slum 05.17.10	Well it certainly falls under the shitty category
Winsomniac 05.18.10	Haha yeah, I watched it at like 4 a.m. so for some reason it seemed slightly more plausible then. Morning after I woke up laughing though. I wonder if any of the various Power Rangers movies would be really really funny and not at all bad-ass now that I'm more than 10 years old.
PayneTiger777 05.18.10	Cannibal the Musical
ART36 05.18.10	Soylent Green
ART36 05.18.10	Actually, I take that back. Watch Black Dynamite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM
Spec 05.23.10	transmorphers