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Snakes. Are Fxxking Sick!

So I spent the day at a friend's house. She's been watching a little pet snake for a friend of hers that is on vacation and all that. The snake's name is Yuya and it's got to be the cutest reptile I've ever seen in my life. I got to feed it and it totally caught me off guard. Up until that point it was the chillest little guy ever. Then BAM, takes the mouse right out of my hand faster than I could see, and then proceeds to dislocate her jaw and swallow it whole. Almost got my finger too. Fucking awesome shit.

This album is so nearly perfect, the only flaw being that I don't speak Norweigan and I can't scream along the insanely awesome, insanely catchy hardcore/black metal fusion. Best album of the year, most fucking definitely.
Live the Storm

The drums sound like... the sound of a car engine blended smoothly with the sounds of an artillery barrage. Riffs riffs riffs riffs and stuff. Harcore, I need more of it.
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