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5.0 classic
Coheed and Cambria Neverender
Edguy Vain Glory Opera
Edguy Burning Down the Opera
Ikuinen Kaamos Closure
Noah and the Whale The First Days of Spring
Panopticon Collapse
Shining (SWE) VI - Klagopsalmer
Sum 41 Does This Look Infected?
Volbeat Beyond Hell/Above Heaven

4.5 superb
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Arch Enemy Rise of the Tyrant
Arghoslent/Martial Barrage Send Forth The Best Ye Breed
Be'lakor The Frail Tide
Brand New Deja Entendu
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Coheed and Cambria In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3
Coldworld Melancholie
Conducting from the Grave When Legends Become Dust
Cormorant Metazoa
Defeater Travels
Defeater Lost Ground
Demilich Nespithe
Despised Icon Day of Mourning
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edguy Tinnitus Sanctus
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
Geist Galeere
Gwynbleidd Nostalgia
Hypno5e Des Deux l'une Est l'autre
I Am Ghost Lovers' Requiem
Kvelertak Kvelertak
Lay Down Rotten Gospel Of The Wretched
Look Mexico Gasp Asp
maudlin of the Well Part the Second
Mayday Parade Anywhere But Here
Murder by Death Good Morning, Magpie
I fucking love this album. It's fucking awesome. One of the best of this whole fucking year. The fucking end.
My Chemical Romance The Black Parade
Opeth Watershed
Rotting Christ Aealo
Sigh Scenes from Hell
Skyfire Mind Revolution
Suicide Silence Demo 2004 (Family Guy Demo)
Sun of the Blind Skullreader
Swordmaster Moribund Transgoria
Sylosis Conclusion of an Age
The Glitch Mob Drink the Sea
Vreid Milorg
Windir Likferd
Wolfchant Bloody Tales of Disgraced Lands
Wolfchant The Fangs of Southern Death (demo)
Wolves in the Throne Room Malevolent Grain

4.0 excellent
A Wilhelm Scream A Wilhelm Scream
Agalloch Ashes Against the Grain
Alice in Chains Black Gives Way to Blue
Altar of Plagues Sol
Amon Amarth Twilight of the Thunder God
Anata The Conductor's Departure
Anchor & Braille Felt
Arch Enemy Doomsday Machine
Arch Enemy The Root of All Evil
well the people who rated it obviously found a leak somewhere.
Arghoslent Hornets of the Pogrom
Arsonists Get All the Girls Portals
Asphyx The Rack
Avantasia The Scarecrow
Avantasia The Wicked Symphony
Axxis Utopia
Blood Of The Black Owl A Feral Spirit
Bloodbath The Wacken Carnage
Bring Me The Horizon There Is a Hell, Believe Me I've Seen It...
Car Bomb Centralia
Carcass Necroticism: Descanting the Insalubrious
Carcass Symphonies of Sickness
Carcass Swansong
City and Colour The MySpace Transmissions
Claws Absorbed in the Nethervoid
Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire Songs of Ill Hope and Desperation
Coheed and Cambria No World for Tomorrow
Cryptopsy None So Vile
Culling the Weak Culling the Weak
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dark Tranquillity Fiction
Darkest Hour Deliver Us
Darkest Hour The Eternal Return
Death (MI) ...For the Whole World to See
Deathstars Termination Bliss
Deathstars Night Electric Night
Destroyer 666 Defiance
Dethklok Dethalbum II
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Disparaged The Wrath of God
Doomriders Darkness Come Alive
Doomtree False Hopes XV
Edguy Hellfire Club
Edguy Mandrake
Edguy Rocket Ride
Electrocution Inside the Unreal
Envy On The Coast Lowcountry
Escape the Fate There's No Sympathy for the Dead
Escape the Fate Dying Is Your Latest Fashion
Ethereal Beauty/Shyy/Heretoir/Soliness The World Comes To An End In The End Of A Journey
Evergreen Terrace Almost Home
This is pretty awesome, dissonant melodic hardcore fused to Sum 41 Chuck-era punk.
Extol Undeceived
Eyes Set To Kill The World Outside
Fimbultyr Gryende Tidevarv
Fleshgod Apocalypse Oracles
Fleshgod Apocalypse Mafia
Funebrarum The Sleep of Morbid Dreams
Go Radio Do Overs and Second Chances
God Dethroned Passiondale
Gojira The Way of All Flesh
Have Heart The Things We Carry
Hypomanie Hypomanie EP
Ikuinen Kaamos The Forlorn
Immolation Majesty and Decay
Immortal Sons of Northern Darkness
In Vain Mantra
Insect Warfare World Extermination
Intestine Baalism Ultimate Instinct
Kalmah They Will Return
Kreator Hordes of Chaos
Krypts Open the Crypt
Malevolent Creation Retribution
Mayday Parade A Lesson In Romantics
Megadeth Rust in Peace
Megadeth Endgame
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Mistress The Glory Bitches of Doghead
More Than Life Love Let Me Go
Motion City Soundtrack My Dinosaur Life
Mudvayne Mudvayne
Murder by Death Who Will Survive and What Will Be Left of Them?
My Own Grave Necrology
Nachtmystium Addicts: Black Meddle Pt. 2
This album is absolutely everything I had hoped it would be; fun and poppy (and sometimes even danceable) black metal. Euronymous is turning in his grave.
Necrophagist Epitaph
P.O.S Never Better
Pain of Salvation Scarsick
Pestilence Consuming Impulse
Polar Bear Club Sometimes Things Just Disappear
Resurrection Embalmed Existence
Revolting Dreadful Pleasures
Ribspreader Opus Ribcage
Roadrunner United The All-Star Sessions
Scarab Valley of the Sandwalkers
Shining (SWE) IV - The Eerie Cold
Sigh Hangman's Hymn
Sole and the Skyrider Band Plastique
Spiritual Beggars Demons
Sylosis The Supreme Oppressor
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Crimson Armada Guardians
The Dead Weather Sea of Cowards
The Duskfall The Dying Wonders of the World
The Faceless Akeldama
The Faceless Planetary Duality
The Used Artwork
Touche Amore/La Dispute Searching for a Pulse/The Worth of the World
Twilight Monument To Time End
Unearth The March
Ventana American Survival Guide Vol. 1
Vespers Descent Reality Dysfunction
Volbeat Guitar Gangsters & Cadillac Blood
Winds Prominence and Demise
Wolfchant A Pagan Storm
Wolves in the Throne Room Two Hunters
Wu-Tang Clan Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Zyklon Disintegrate

3.5 great
Absu Absu
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Agorapocalypse
Altar of Plagues Tides
Anaal Nathrakh Hell Is Empty and All the Devils Are Her
Animosity Animal
Arch Enemy Dead Eyes See No Future
Architects Hollow Crown
Archons The Consequences of Silence
Ascended Temple of Dark Offerings
Asphyx Death... The Brutal Way
Attack Attack! (US) Attack Attack!
Austlune Austlune
Avenged Sevenfold Nightmare
Baroness Blue Record
Basilisk A Joyless March Through The Cold-Lands
Black Cobra Chronomega
Blaspherian Allegiance to the Will of Damnation
Bolt Thrower Those Once Loyal
Brand New Your Favorite Weapon
Brand New Fight Off Your Demons (The Demos)
Brand New Daisy
Well... this is different. I didn't expect to ever hear 'heavy' from Brand New, Vices scared the hell outta me. Diggin' this.
Breathe Carolina It's Classy Not Classic
Carcass Heartwork
Cobalt Gin
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Coheed and Cambria Year of the Black Rainbow
Coldworld The Stars Are Dead Now
Convulse World Without God
David Guetta One Love
Deathstars Synthetic Generation
Deathstrike Fuckin' Death
Decapitated Nihility
Demonical Hellsworn
Despised Icon The Ills of Modern Man
Dethklok The Dethalbum
DevilDriver Pray for Villains
Disfear Live the Storm
Dissection Storm of the Light's Bane
Dying Fetus Descend Into Depravity
Echidna Insidious Awakening
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Festered Flesh Perversion
Fireworks All I Have To Offer Is My Own Confusion
Five Finger Death Punch The Way Of The Fist
Five Finger Death Punch War Is The Answer
Fondlecorpse Creaturegore
From First to Last Throne to the Wolves
Gama Bomb Citizen Brain
Greymachine Disconnected
Hacksaw to the Throat Wastelands
Hail of Bullets ...Of Frost and War
Hail of Bullets Warsaw Rising
A tasty little snack to tide the fans over, Warsaw Rising is a fantastic display of Hail of Bullets at their best. It also provides a glimpse of their polished live performances.
Job for a Cowboy Ruination
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
Killwhitneydead Never Good Enough For You
Korog Mumus
Lady Gaga The Fame
Legiones Demo
Lich King Toxic Zombie Onslaught
Martial Barrage Call of the Serapeum
Masachist Death March Fury
Metallica Death Magnetic
Molotov Solution The Harbinger
Morpheus Son of Hypnos
Mount Eerie Wind's Poem
Sounds like what would happen if Toby Driver and the guitarist of WITTR got together and wrote some medicore songs.
Naglfar Pariah
Nasum Grind Finale
Nazxul Iconoclast
Panopticon/Wheels Within Wheels Panopticon/Wheels Within Wheels
Paradise Lost In Requiem
Paramore Brand New Eyes
Pelican What We All Come to Need
Primordial To the Nameless Dead
Psycroptic Symbols of Failure
Samael Above
Sanctification Black Reign
Secrets of the Moon Privilegivm
Slugathor Echoes from Beneath
Sum 41 Chuck
Svarttjern Misanthropic Path of Madness
Taking Back Sunday New Again
The Abominable Iron Sloth The Abominable Iron Sloth
The Absence Riders of the Plague
The Earth Bleeds Keepers of Values (Demo)
The Red Chord Fed Through the Teeth Machine
The Used In Love and Death
Toxic Holocaust An Overdose of Death...
Trap Them Seizures In Barren Praise
Tribulation The Horror
Truckfighters Phi
Truckfighters Mania
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Unanimated In The Light Of Darkness
War of Ages Eternal
Windir 1184
Wumpscut Fuckit
You Me At Six Take Off Your Colours

3.0 good
Absu Tara
Amorphis Skyforger
Animosity Altered Beast
Arch Enemy Black Earth
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Augury Fragmentary Evidence
Axis Powers Marching Towards Destruction
Before Their Eyes The Dawn of My Death
Bring Me The Horizon Count Your Blessings
Brutal Truth Sounds of the Animal Kingdom
Cannabis Corpse Tube of the Resinated
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution
Combatwoundedveteran I Know A Girl Who Develops Crime Scene Photos
Denial (MEX) Catacombs of the Grotesque
Eclipse (UKR) Grind, Suffer, Dreams
Graveyard (ESP) One With The Dead
Ikuinen Kaamos The Lands Of The Plague
Ikuinen Kaamos Fall of Icons
Miseration The Mirroring Shadow
Om God Is Good
Paradise Lost Faith Divides Us - Death Unites Us
Persuader When Eden Burns
Pig Destroyer Phantom Limb
Portal Swarth
Sigh Scorn Defeat
Sixstitch The Collapse Of American Dreams
Suicide Silence No Time to Bleed
The Ocean Precambrian
The Sleeping What It Takes
The Word Alive Deceiver
Three Days Grace Life Starts Now
Tormentor Anno Domini
Vengeful The Omnipresent Curse
Venom Black Metal
Vomitory Carnage Euphoria
Winds of Plague The Great Stone War
Wolves in the Throne Room Black Cascade

2.5 average
Allen / Lande The Battle
Amorphis Silent Waters
Blessthefall Witness
Burnt By the Sun Heart of Darkness
Dark Tranquillity We Are the Void
Darkthrone A Blaze in the Northern Sky
Edguy Theater of Salvation
Exivious Exivious
Heaven Shall Burn Invictus (Iconoclast III)
Isis Wavering Radiant
Kalmah 12 Gauge
Naglfar Sheol
Necrophobic Death To All
Opeth Blackwater Park
Scarve The Undercurrent
Sworn Amongst Severance
The Mars Volta De-Loused in the Comatorium
The Mars Volta Octahedron
Trivium Shogun
Ulcerate Everything Is Fire
Vorum Grim Death Awaits
Wolfchant Determined Damnation

2.0 poor
Before Their Eyes Untouchable
Between the Buried and Me Colors
Bloodsimple Red Harvest
Breathe Carolina Hello Fascination
Circle Takes the Square As the Roots Undo
Escape the Fate This War Is Ours
Ghost Brigade Isolation Songs
Gorillaz Plastic Beach
King Conquer Decomposing Normality
Leviathan The Tenth Sub Level of Suicide
Say Anything Say Anything
Snowing Fuck Your Emotional Bullshit
Vampire Weekend Contra
Viraemia Viraemia
This would probably be amazing if the bassist and lead guitarist weren't motherfucking wankers. Mindless sweep picking does not constitute good song writing skills.
Xasthur All Reflections Drained

1.5 very poor
Children of Bodom Skeletons in the Closet

1.0 awful
Attila Soundtrack to a Party
Basshunter LOL
Between the Buried and Me The Great Misdirect
Beyonce I Am... Sasha Fierce
Blended Puppies Blended Puppies EP
brokeNCYDE I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!
Emmure Felony
Hellyeah Stampede
High School Musical High School Musical
Kesha Animal
Lmfao Party Rock
Milking the Goatmachine Back From The Goats
Goat Themed brutal death metal akin to terrible bands like Waking the Cadaver but with an even worse theme.
Millionaires Bling Bling Bling!
Then Falls Caesar The Dawn- EP
Timbaland Timbaland Presents Shock Value
Timbaland Timbaland Presents Shock Value II
Wold Stratification
Wold Screech Owl

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