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WORST albums EVEr! (Masochistic March v2)

Move over March Madness, time for March Masochism. Did this last year and had a smidge of fun with it, now time to do worse. Rec me the WORST of the WORST, the absolute most abhorrent stretch of music ever put on an LP and documented in the Sputnikmusic.com database. One rec per user please, if you rec multiple I will choose which looks the worst per my own book-cover-judging skills. Probably won't write as much of a blurb as last time but will give my thoughts nonetheless
1Jeris Johnson
Dragonborn


oh and if you rec'd me something last year, don't rec the same album again. duh
2As I Lay Dying
Through Storms Ahead


also no meme or joke albums
3Tougher Than Nails
Delusional Blasphemies Destroyed


March 1

Rec'd by NexCeleris

Hitting the ground running with a ridiculous one. This is certainly a joke album but not really a meme I guess, and I've already made it two songs so we press on. Would be lying though if I said I didn't chuckle once or twice, but as per usual that charm wore off quick. What remains is a blatantly lopsided mixing job that takes center stage for most of the album's run. Still, sifting through this there are a few moments here and there I'll say 'this might work on a record that took even the first steps of taking itself seriously', ig. some riffs on the title track I guess. Pretty bad, straight 1s seems a tad harsh tho

have a 1.5
4Montgomery Gentry
Here's to You


March 2

Rec'd by mkmusic1995

Another great example of just how desensitized I am to the abhorrences of bro country. Unfortunately that defense wares thin shortly before the mid-way point, and I catch myself subconciously trying to switch the album multiple times. The album easily could and should have been reduced to an EP of three or four songs all centered around beer drinking and boot licking, as it's just a much more plastic and in-your-face rendition of the pop-country we've all been suffering through for a decade or more now. My fiance would probably love this tho

1.5
5While She Sleeps
Self Hell


March 3

Rec'd by AnimalForce1

Immediate thoughts are woah a Bri'ish pop metalcore band. I harbor a pretty decent hatred for this type of music so was expecting to hate it more than I did, was expecting something Falling In Reverse adjacent or of that caliber. Definitely nothing note-worthy or worthy of reruns, but surprised to see the 1.9 average in a world / generation where this style of music has achieved an unworthy and insufferable amount of mainstream success. Accidentally listened on shuffle but not defending this enough to warrant a second listen

2
6Total Eclipse (USA-2)
Kukulcan


March 4

Rec'd by DaveyMonsoon
7BryanStars
Picture Perfect


March 5

Rec'd by Rolling Girl
8Corey Feldman
Angelic 2 The Core


March 6

Rec'd by Rowhaus
9Nemophila
Apple of My Eye


March 7

Rec'd by arthropod
10Justin Timberlake
Man of the Woods


March 8

rec'd by onionbubs
11STOMACH BOOK
SOPHOMORE SLUMP CALLITHUMP


March 9

rec'd by Zac124
12Sleep Paralysis
Sleep Paralysis


March 10

Rec'd by ThyCrossAwaits
13Takida
Bury The Lies


March 11

Rec'd by Sniff
14Etienne Sin
Sinna: Volume 1


March 12

Rec'd by FowlKrietzsche
15Bring Me The Horizon
Music to Listen to...


March 13

Rec'd by Futures
16Guns N' Roses
Appetite for Destruction


March 14

Rec'd by platttt
17Bryce Savage
BookTok: The Album


March 15

Rec'd by veninblazer
18Celtic Frost
Prototype


March 16

Rec'd by BAT
19One Day as a Lion
One Day as a Lion


March 17

Rec'd by FrozenFirebug
20Danzig
Danzig Sings Elvis


March 18

rec'd by farmerobama
21Last Days of Humanity
Putrefaction in Progress


March 19

rec'd by Jurtz
22Abandoned by Light
The Angel Experiment


March 20

rec'd by FearThyEvil
23Unverkalt
A Lump of Death: A Chaos of Dead Lovers


March 21

rec'd by Hawks
24The Enemy (UK)
Streets In The Sky


March 22

Rec'd by Usumaki
25Myrimin
Zvier Viartajecca


March 23

Rec'd by TheSonomaDude
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