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Last Active 07-05-21 10:58 pm
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| What a Long Morning....
So it's 6am Memorial Day, I got the day off from work so I'm watching the dude in the building on the other side of the park do naked pilates in his window through my binoculars when all of the sudden my stupid ass neighbours wife knocks at my door with her limp wrist. She tells me she can't bear to listen to another second of her husbands terrible music and proposes an elaborate plan to stop him in exchange for doing my laundry for the next three days. I tie her up and we take some photos to make it look like i've kidnapped her and just after noon i moisturize my hands and head to the neighbours apartment with the picture and tell him if he doesn't turn off his music I'll kill her. He starts touching himself and I say the first thing that comes to mind which is "dude, no homo," and then I leave. Anyways it's been almost 12 hours now and his wife is still here eating my food and binge watching Selling Sunset... | | 1 |  | Silverchair
Frogstomp | | 2 |  | Wives (PA)
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SoggyWetDreamzz
05.31.22 | Also my nan called and told me theres been a bit of a commotion at her building this morn but the cops refused to check it out... hope she's alright | fogza
05.31.22 | Feature this | Dewinged
05.31.22 | The plot thickens... | Lord(e)Po)))ts
05.31.22 | I hate mornings | Vercetti
05.31.22 | This is all so crazy | Purpl3Spartan
05.31.22 | I feel a collaborative novel coming | Demon of the Fall
05.31.22 | you know how to tell this is an alt without the obvious this is obviously an alt alty-like things?
Frogstomp | Dewinged
05.31.22 | I am gonna have to feature the whole plot so people that just woke up now know the truth behind this terrible series of tragic events. | Purpl3Spartan
05.31.22 | Please do dad | Dewinged
05.31.22 | And this is the finale which kinda tied all together.
You're welcome. | lowkeykindofaunit
05.31.22 | this is truly a historic moment. blessed that i am here to bear witness |
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