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TheAntichrist 06.28.21	there's only one correct answer, but i'll let you decide which one
GhandhiLion 06.28.21	Neither
Havey 06.28.21	haha it's the funny list user
Demon of the Fall 06.28.21	Nah. Eat it instead. Recycling.
NorthernSkylark 06.28.21	In the bin.
el_newg 06.28.21	this will be the second 800-comment list about toilet paper on sputnikmusic.com
NorwichScene 06.28.21	Can’t believe I clicked on this shit
conesmoke 06.28.21	Poo roll ups? In da mouf
Snake. 06.28.21	literally who gaf as long as you can reach for it you're good
Sowing 06.28.21	will this be as good as the toilet paper in the bin thread
BAT 06.28.21	on the ledge of the bathtub half soaked from falling to many times
DoofDoof 06.28.21	Stallone says over the top
sonictheplumber 06.28.21	dont care
Trebor. 06.28.21	under is fucking dumb cuz it's harder to grab and only makes sense if you have a cat that's always fucking with it
ArsMoriendi 06.28.21	Over always unless you have a cat [2]
Colton 06.28.21	don’t use toilet paper. it’s literally not necessary
ArsMoriendi 06.28.21	So do you not wipe your ass? Or do you use your hand? or are you like a fancy bidet person because not everyone can afford a bidet Colton
Storm In A Teacup 06.28.21	lmaooooo corkon
Nerdurosis 06.28.21	People still use toilet paper? Pussy ass bitches.
Drifter 06.28.21	i take it off the thingy every time for convenience then i put it back after so no one knows
Lord(e)Po)))ts 06.29.21	The better question is: do you fold like a proper lad or bunch like a himbo? Or get your dog to lick it clean like a Colton?
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	"do you fold like a proper lad or bunch like a himbo?" depends on the toilet duh. love a civilised rig, but stick me in the jungle and i'll go ape
conesmoke 06.29.21	Cats tongues do it better
Colton 06.29.21	@ars shit to shower bro
conesmoke 06.29.21	@colt shit in shower bro. Waffle stomp that shit
ArsMoriendi 06.29.21	Bunch it up, and if I can I'll sometimes wet it a bit in the sink so it gets the job done more thoroughly @Colton: what if you need to take a shit at your friend's house? Do you just like use their shower? That's fucking weird bro. What about in public? Public bathrooms don't have showers
conesmoke 06.29.21	Public sinks are basically bidets
Colton 06.29.21	who the fuck takes a shit at a friend's house? and you're saying I'm fucking weird? jesus. I don't shit at friend's houses cause I'm not a fucking barbarian and I haven't taken a shit in a public bathroom since I was maybe 9 years old. Grow up
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	no-one one plans on taking a shit a friend's house but sometimes you're two movies and a few drinks in and you've gotta do what you've gotta do "I haven't taken a shit in a public bathroom since I was maybe 9 years old" this is conclusive proof that you rly need to get out more
conesmoke 06.29.21	@ colt. Sounds like you had a bad experience. Did it not flush so you tried to throw it out the window but it landed on the window awning, so you climbed out the window and got stuck outside with said turd?
Colton 06.29.21	maybe if you live on misu powder and suntory and you've literally never eaten a vegetable then you would take a shit in a public bathroom. if you are civilized at all you just shit in the morning before you take a shower. if you're staying over at a friend's house for a while then yeah obviously you'll have to shit eventually. but if I had some friends over just to chill for the night and one of them took a shit in my bathroom I would not be inviting them back over again
conesmoke 06.29.21	Sounds like you're a shit friend Colton.
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	i'm not sure you understand how vegetables/fibre work or long journeys or friendshi- bathrooms
Colton 06.29.21	real friends hold each other accountable
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	thanx oli sykes
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	yeah so please go take a shower
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	in all seriousness though corkon you are being weird and not being a good friend i think you need to take a look deep inside yourself and accept sometimes a nigga gotta take a fuckin shit and it can be anytime of the day. thank god i only shit in the morning though, i could qualify to be your friend despite the strict rules
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	but honestly who even has a friend named corkon or colton? never met em.
conesmoke 06.29.21	Seriously though, what's next... Bring your own cups and plates to my dinner party and take them with you so my dishwasher doesn't fill up? How about babies? If you ever have to change a diaper, are you just going to place them in the shower and come back in 10 mins?
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	lmfao
conesmoke 06.29.21	Prudishness is one thing, but taking offence at another's bowel movements is just sick.
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	im getting the seasoning out for this roast
Colton 06.29.21	look at it this way: if you were dating someone, and you went over to her place for the first time, would you take a shit in her bathroom during that date? or would you put in a reasonable amount of planning and foresight in the preceding day to make sure that doesn't happen? I think it's pretty safe to assume you would. The issue people make is convincing themselves that they're not worthy of the same courtesy from their friends. It's just a cop out
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	this is like when we had to tell andcas it's not okay to pee on people sleeping, except kind of the opposite. it's okay for other people to have to shit who are awake during the day
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	that's some copypasta bullshit right there corkon, come on man! you want me to treat a gender im not attracted to like we are on a date and make sure not to shit??? what?
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	bro you act like peeps are trying to take shits all arouond you lololol
Colton 06.29.21	they're not. that's more likely to be an issue for you guys since you apparently follow no rules of etiquette in your lives
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	"sorry corkon i can't come hang out for 4 hours tonight, i might have to take a shit"
Colton 06.29.21	4 hours is a ridiculous timeframe to not expect someone to be able to withhold a shit
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	you've literally waded into a list dedicated to equally valid approaches to etiquette and sulkbombed over the whole lot because your lifestyle doesn't belong there hm on which note, put me down as over plz
Colton 06.29.21	toilet paper placement has nothing to do with etiquette. that's more design
conesmoke 06.29.21	" would you take a shit in her bathroom during that date? or would you put in a reasonable amount of planning and foresight in the preceding day to make sure that doesn't happen?" Holy shit Colton... I didn't think things were that bad. Also, asking someone with IBS for 4 hours can be both painful and unhealthy. It's almost as if you're putting your bowel on some elite pedestal and snubbing anyone unable to adhere to your strict shit regiment
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	this dude literally expects people to hold their shit in and not go when they found out they need to.
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	not only expects people to hold it, but expects them to hold it so as not to disrespect him! lolololololol
robertsona 06.29.21	fr tho what would be anyone’s reason for preferring “under” here
robertsona 06.29.21	Oh a cat. Whatever
Storm In A Teacup 06.29.21	wife does under, i do over, neither has ever commented in years but im pretty sure ive found the roll that i put on moved from over to under lol
Gnocchi 06.29.21	Well this thread is really going down the toilet
Colton 06.29.21	i am not responsible for ibs
conesmoke 06.29.21	Weak nocte... It's clearly in the shitter
Colton 06.29.21	"you want me to treat a gender im not attracted to like we are on a date and make sure not to shit??? what?" what you don't see is that by saying this, you're acknowledging that it's perfectly possible for you to withhold your shit, and your own arbitrary sexual attraction to someone, or lack thereof, is the primary reason for your behaviour regarding shitting at their place. so you're essentially admitting to intentionally treating your friends worse because you're not attracted to them. that's pretyt shitty
conesmoke 06.29.21	Maybe not Colts, but I'd take another look at what matters, no one wants to be knows as "that toilet prude guy"
Colton 06.29.21	if your friends would judge you for something like that theyre probably not great friends
conesmoke 06.29.21	You just said the following "but if I had some friends over just to chill for the night and one of them took a shit in my bathroom I would not be inviting them back over again" So what's your point here Colton? Complete and unashamed hypocrisy is the Colton way?
Colton 06.29.21	?? what did I say to contradict that
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	i think there is too much judgement
Gnocchi 06.29.21	Yes, too much shit getting thrown around here
LeddSledd 06.29.21	toilet paper?
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	gonna go for a workplace dump rn and i can assure y'all, anyone who denies the pleasance and value of that Very Noble habit will face wrath n stuff also why tf is there a literal turd metal album on bnm, jfc i wish we had an editorial team
conesmoke 06.29.21	"if your friends would judge you for something like that theyre probably not great friends" Yet you are judging them on their biological need to take a shit, that's way way more rational than your irrational fear of foreign turds in your toilet... Does that spell it out for you?
Colton 06.29.21	oh yeah workplace dumps are a whole different story, go for that shit @conesmoke no
Gnocchi 06.29.21	@johnny, Games rate went and done it. You could probably rage against it and skew the bnm metrics
conesmoke 06.29.21	@ Colton Ok then toilet prude
ArsMoriendi 06.29.21	Colton, take a shit in your friend's bathroom, free your mind
JohnnyoftheWell 06.29.21	it's impossible to get stuff un-bnm'd once it's there, believe me I've tried this
ghostalgeist 06.29.21	just shit in the woods like a man
rockarollacola 06.29.21	tf is toilet paper?
TheAntichrist 06.29.21	maybe i should rename this thread to 'colton being a bad friend and not shitting in other people's toilets' or something along that line lol
sixdegrees 06.29.21	Who are we kidding Colton has no friends
TheAntichrist 06.29.21	"colton doesn't shit in other people's toilets" the thread
conesmoke 06.29.21	Colton's elite colon