TheAntichrist
06.28.21 | there's only one correct answer, but i'll let you decide which one |
GhandhiLion
06.28.21 | Neither |
Havey
06.28.21 | haha it's the funny list user |
Demon of the Fall
06.28.21 | Nah. Eat it instead. Recycling. |
NorthernSkylark
06.28.21 | In the bin. |
el_newg
06.28.21 | this will be the second 800-comment list about toilet paper on sputnikmusic.com |
NorwichScene
06.28.21 | Can’t believe I clicked on this shit |
conesmoke
06.28.21 | Poo roll ups? In da mouf |
Snake.
06.28.21 | literally who gaf as long as you can reach for it you're good |
Sowing
06.28.21 | will this be as good as the toilet paper in the bin thread |
BAT
06.28.21 | on the ledge of the bathtub half soaked from falling to many times |
DoofDoof
06.28.21 | Stallone says over the top |
sonictheplumber
06.28.21 | dont care |
Trebor.
06.28.21 | under is fucking dumb cuz it's harder to grab and only makes sense if you have a cat that's always fucking with it |
ArsMoriendi
06.28.21 | Over always unless you have a cat [2] |
Colton
06.28.21 | don’t use toilet paper. it’s literally not necessary |
ArsMoriendi
06.28.21 | So do you not wipe your ass? Or do you use your hand? or are you like a fancy bidet person because not everyone can afford a bidet Colton |
Storm In A Teacup
06.28.21 | lmaooooo corkon |
Nerdurosis
06.28.21 | People still use toilet paper? Pussy ass bitches. |
Drifter
06.28.21 | i take it off the thingy every time for convenience then i put it back after so no one knows |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.29.21 | The better question is: do you fold like a proper lad or bunch like a himbo?
Or get your dog to lick it clean like a Colton? |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | "do you fold like a proper lad or bunch like a himbo?"
depends on the toilet duh. love a civilised rig, but stick me in the jungle and i'll go ape |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Cats tongues do it better |
Colton
06.29.21 | @ars shit to shower bro |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | @colt shit in shower bro. Waffle stomp that shit |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | Bunch it up, and if I can I'll sometimes wet it a bit in the sink so it gets the job done more thoroughly
@Colton: what if you need to take a shit at your friend's house? Do you just like use their shower? That's fucking weird bro. What about in public? Public bathrooms don't have showers |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Public sinks are basically bidets |
Colton
06.29.21 | who the fuck takes a shit at a friend's house? and you're saying I'm fucking weird? jesus. I don't shit at friend's houses cause I'm not a fucking barbarian and I haven't taken a shit in a public bathroom since I was maybe 9 years old. Grow up |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | no-one one plans on taking a shit a friend's house but sometimes you're two movies and a few drinks in and you've gotta do what you've gotta do
"I haven't taken a shit in a public bathroom since I was maybe 9 years old"
this is conclusive proof that you rly need to get out more |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | @ colt.
Sounds like you had a bad experience. Did it not flush so you tried to throw it out the window but it landed on the window awning, so you climbed out the window and got stuck outside with said turd? |
Colton
06.29.21 | maybe if you live on misu powder and suntory and you've literally never eaten a vegetable then you would take a shit in a public bathroom. if you are civilized at all you just shit in the morning before you take a shower. if you're staying over at a friend's house for a while then yeah obviously you'll have to shit eventually. but if I had some friends over just to chill for the night and one of them took a shit in my bathroom I would not be inviting them back over again |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Sounds like you're a shit friend Colton. |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | i'm not sure you understand how vegetables/fibre work
or long journeys
or friendshi- bathrooms |
Colton
06.29.21 | real friends hold each other accountable |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | thanx oli sykes |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | yeah so please go take a shower |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | in all seriousness though corkon you are being weird and not being a good friend i think you need to take a look deep inside yourself and accept sometimes a nigga gotta take a fuckin shit and it can be anytime of the day. thank god i only shit in the morning though, i could qualify to be your friend despite the strict rules |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | but honestly who even has a friend named corkon or colton? never met em. |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Seriously though, what's next... Bring your own cups and plates to my dinner party and take them with you so my dishwasher doesn't fill up? How about babies? If you ever have to change a diaper, are you just going to place them in the shower and come back in 10 mins? |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | lmfao |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Prudishness is one thing, but taking offence at another's bowel movements is just sick. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | im getting the seasoning out for this roast |
Colton
06.29.21 | look at it this way: if you were dating someone, and you went over to her place for the first time, would you take a shit in her bathroom during that date? or would you put in a reasonable amount of planning and foresight in the preceding day to make sure that doesn't happen? I think it's pretty safe to assume you would. The issue people make is convincing themselves that they're not worthy of the same courtesy from their friends. It's just a cop out |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | this is like when we had to tell andcas it's not okay to pee on people sleeping, except kind of the opposite. it's okay for other people to have to shit who are awake during the day |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | that's some copypasta bullshit right there corkon, come on man! you want me to treat a gender im not attracted to like we are on a date and make sure not to shit??? what? |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | bro you act like peeps are trying to take shits all arouond you lololol |
Colton
06.29.21 | they're not. that's more likely to be an issue for you guys since you apparently follow no rules of etiquette in your lives |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | "sorry corkon i can't come hang out for 4 hours tonight, i might have to take a shit" |
Colton
06.29.21 | 4 hours is a ridiculous timeframe to not expect someone to be able to withhold a shit |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | you've literally waded into a list dedicated to equally valid approaches to etiquette and sulkbombed over the whole lot because your lifestyle doesn't belong there hm
on which note, put me down as over plz |
Colton
06.29.21 | toilet paper placement has nothing to do with etiquette. that's more design |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | "
would you take a shit in her bathroom during that date? or would you put in a reasonable amount of planning and foresight in the preceding day to make sure that doesn't happen?"
Holy shit Colton... I didn't think things were that bad. Also, asking someone with IBS for 4 hours can be both painful and unhealthy. It's almost as if you're putting your bowel on some elite pedestal and snubbing anyone unable to adhere to your strict shit regiment |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | this dude literally expects people to hold their shit in and not go when they found out they need to. |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | not only expects people to hold it, but expects them to hold it so as not to disrespect him! lolololololol |
robertsona
06.29.21 | fr tho what would be anyone’s reason for preferring “under” here |
robertsona
06.29.21 | Oh a cat. Whatever |
Storm In A Teacup
06.29.21 | wife does under, i do over, neither has ever commented in years but im pretty sure ive found the roll that i put on moved from over to under lol |
Gnocchi
06.29.21 | Well this thread is really going down the toilet |
Colton
06.29.21 | i am not responsible for ibs |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Weak nocte... It's clearly in the shitter |
Colton
06.29.21 | "you want me to treat a gender im not attracted to like we are on a date and make sure not to shit??? what?"
what you don't see is that by saying this, you're acknowledging that it's perfectly possible for you to withhold your shit, and your own arbitrary sexual attraction to someone, or lack thereof, is the primary reason for your behaviour regarding shitting at their place. so you're essentially admitting to intentionally treating your friends worse because you're not attracted to them. that's pretyt shitty |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Maybe not Colts, but I'd take another look at what matters, no one wants to be knows as "that toilet prude guy" |
Colton
06.29.21 | if your friends would judge you for something like that theyre probably not great friends |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | You just said the following
"but if I had some friends over just to chill for the night and one of them took a shit in my bathroom I would not be inviting them back over again"
So what's your point here Colton? Complete and unashamed hypocrisy is the Colton way? |
Colton
06.29.21 | ?? what did I say to contradict that |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | i think there is too much judgement |
Gnocchi
06.29.21 | Yes, too much shit getting thrown around here |
LeddSledd
06.29.21 | toilet paper? |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | gonna go for a workplace dump rn and i can assure y'all, anyone who denies the pleasance and value of that Very Noble habit will face wrath n stuff
also why tf is there a literal turd metal album on bnm, jfc i wish we had an editorial team |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | "if your friends would judge you for something like that theyre probably not great friends"
Yet you are judging them on their biological need to take a shit, that's way way more rational than your irrational fear of foreign turds in your toilet...
Does that spell it out for you? |
Colton
06.29.21 | oh yeah workplace dumps are a whole different story, go for that shit
@conesmoke no |
Gnocchi
06.29.21 | @johnny, Games rate went and done it. You could probably rage against it and skew the bnm metrics |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | @ Colton
Ok then toilet prude |
ArsMoriendi
06.29.21 | Colton, take a shit in your friend's bathroom, free your mind |
JohnnyoftheWell
06.29.21 | it's impossible to get stuff un-bnm'd once it's there, believe me I've tried this |
ghostalgeist
06.29.21 | just shit in the woods like a man |
rockarollacola
06.29.21 | tf is toilet paper? |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | maybe i should rename this thread to 'colton being a bad friend and not shitting in other people's toilets' or something along that line lol |
sixdegrees
06.29.21 | Who are we kidding
Colton has no friends |
TheAntichrist
06.29.21 | "colton doesn't shit in other people's toilets" the thread |
conesmoke
06.29.21 | Colton's elite colon |