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the avenged sevenfold list of all time

lp's only
1Avenged Sevenfold
Avenged Sevenfold


time to come out of the closet cus this shit's g@y and the best g@y thing ever made
2Avenged Sevenfold
Life Is But A Dream...


this could realistically be number 1 like holy fvck who expected this to be so goddamn gud
3Avenged Sevenfold
The Stage


we're creating god committing suiciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide
4Avenged Sevenfold
Waking the Fallen


probably their "least flawed" ablum so it's purty gud, a gud ablum as one might say
5Avenged Sevenfold
City of Evil


too long and spends too much time stroking its own chode about how much homage it pays to 80's metal and pantera, but it has the word evil in it, and evil is a gud thing cus evil people sm0ke w33d 420 days a year, bang their fvckin' head against the stage, and do anal 69 hours a day which are all gud things so suck it god cus u aint real nor is australia
6Avenged Sevenfold
Nightmare


middling a best, but god hates us, natural born killer, and save me are fire, and fire is familiar surroundings since i can't deal with change like figuring out where the fvck to put my computer desk or whether or not i should wet the toothbrush before putting on the toothpaste but burhsing teeth is overrated like who gives a fvck if u have chicklets or corn nuggets for chompers as long as you're garglin' deez nuts
7Avenged Sevenfold
Hail to the King


this ablum is not bad at all so i kinda feel bad for ranking it towards the bottom, but who gives a fvck about feelin' bad cus feelings are for p*ssys that breathe air and drink water
8Avenged Sevenfold
Sounding the Seventh Trumpet


this ablum is fvckin' boring and drags like your mom givin' me road head, like stop with the goddamn foreplay and suck it b!tch

but hey, warmness of the soul will never not be awesome, and the rev plays his fvckin' heart out here
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