TheAntichrist
11.14.20 | give me whatever dad jokes you have, and i'll add them here |
farmerobama
11.14.20 | What is white and disturbs your breakfast?
An Avalanche. |
ArsMoriendi
11.14.20 | Ninja 1: Hey bud, could you throw me that little metal star?
Ninja 2: Shuriken |
YoYoMancuso
11.14.20 | in a similar vein @Ars
Bro 1: hey bro
Bro 2: bro whatâs up
Bro 1: bro could you pass me that informational pamphlet
Bro 2: Brochure |
Sinternet
11.14.20 | "What is white and disturbs your breakfast?"
ArsMoriendi |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.14.20 | Got em |
Ryus
11.14.20 | ""What is white and disturbs your breakfast?"
ArsMoriendi"
ok this was a good one |
Colton
11.14.20 | Whatâs the longest Sinternet has gone without making a white joke |
ArsMoriendi
11.14.20 | Sint's ethnically the whitest person on Sputnikmusic, so he's like ashamed of his English conquering great-grandparents or something, so he projects it onto me |
ReturnToRock
11.14.20 | Why does everyone want to be friends with inuits? They're pretty chilled.
What musical style do penguins listen to? Ice-pop.
Bono and The Edge walk into a bar and the bartender goes 'oh no, not U2 again!'
What did the fox say to the hunting dog? 'Stop hounding me!'
What do you call two incompetent doctors? A pair of scrubs.
What kind of market only sells merchandise for the bass player for RHCP? A Flea market.
What do you call two robbers? A pair of (k)nickers.
What lies in a pram and wobbles? A Jelly Baby.
(Don't mess with the master, boys.)
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JesperL
11.14.20 | my dentist appointment is at two thirty |
BenThatsMyJamin
11.14.20 | Please say political correctness hasn't changed that joke from "I've got an appointment with my Chinese dentist at two thirty" |
TheAntichrist
11.15.20 | lmao you guys make me proud |
el_newg
11.15.20 | what kind of bug can hold up a building?
a caterPILLAR đ |
unclereich
11.15.20 | cute :3 |
Josh D.
11.15.20 | Why do the French only eat one egg at a time?
Because one egg is an oeuf |
Josh D.
11.15.20 | Frankensteinâs monster seems like he has a few screws loose |
TheAntichrist
11.15.20 | grapes are my jam |
TheAntichrist
11.15.20 | dont you mean jellyous? |
Egarran
11.15.20 | Told my dad I wanted to be a girl and he was totally supportive. I thanked him for being so transparent. |
Emim
11.15.20 | Where does a king keep his armies?
In his sleevies. |