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Green Day album tier list
1Green Day
Dookie


Easily in my favorite 20 albums of all time, which is complicated because while I consider 7/10 a very high rating I still rarely listen to these songs but they can be enjoyable in absolute moderation.
Best tracks: Chump, Sassafras Roots, Emenius Sleepus

7/10
2Green Day
21st Century Breakdown


Isn't it annoying when people call this band punk?
Best tracks: Christian's Inferno

6/10
3Green Day
Kerplunk


Dudes really think they're edgy for listening to Green Day
Best tracks: Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?, My Generation (The Who cover), 2000 Light Years Away, One of My Lies

6/10
4 Green Day
Cigarettes and Valentines


a fan made version is probably on youtube. Not that good but at least better than the next one

4/10
5Green Day
American Idiot


Best tracks: Are We the Waiting

4/10
6Green Day
Warning


Best track: Blood Sex and Booze

4/10
7Green Day
Insomniac


3/10
8Green Day
Nimrod


3/10
9Green Day
¡UNO!


Which ever one of these has Oh Love gets an extra point, that songs not bad for Geezer Day

3/10
10Green Day
iDOS!


3/10
11Green Day
iTRE!


3/10
12Green Day
Revolution Radio


3/10
13Green Day
Father of All Motherfuckers


3/10
14Green Day
Saviors


Decided to rank some other Girlydude Poptimist-core bands that I also really hate while I'm at it since I would anyways if they released another shitty album.

3/10
15Simple Plan
Still Not Getting Any...


100x better than MCR, Green Day, etc. People should know this. If you're gonna listen to childrens music at least put something decent on like Simple Plan
Best tracks: Me Against the World, Welcome to my Life, Untitled

7/10
16Simple Plan
No Pads, No Helmets... Just Balls


Best tracks: I Won't Be There, You Don't Mean Anything, Addicted

6/10
17Simple Plan
Simple Plan


Best tracks: What If, Holding On

5/10
18Simple Plan
Get Your Heart On!


Best tracks: Gone Too Soon, Last One Standing

5/10
19Simple Plan
Taking One for the Team


Best tracks: Perfectly Perfect

5/10
20Simple Plan
Harder Than It Looks


Completely abysmal, one of them sounds like a modern TV show theme song which shouldn't be the reason it's the most listenable song

2/10
21My Chemical Romance
Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge


Remember when everyone rightfully called this band garbage?
Best tracks: The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill you, It's Not a Fashion Statement It's a fucking Deathwish

6/10
22My Chemical Romance
The Black Parade


The Blacked Parade
Best tracks: Oh wait there all mediocre

5/10
23My Chemical Romance
I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love


Best tracks: Cubicles, Drowning Lessons

5/10
24My Chemical Romance
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys


The biggest disappointment in all of Gen Z history

2/10
25Weezer
Pinkerton


Why does this horrible band have 100 albums? Has anyone even heard all of them?
Best tracks: No Other One, Getchoo, Falling For You

5/10
26Weezer
Weezer


Best tracks: No One Else, The World Has Turned and Left Me Here

4/10
27Weezer
Raditude


At this point it doesn't matter what order the tier goes, but this is definitely their best non-90s album because Lil Wayne is on it
Best tracks: Love is the Answer, Can't Stop Partying, Prettiest Girl in the Whole Wide World

4/10
28Weezer
Van Weezer


At least the name of this album reminds me of an Actually good band

3/10
29Weezer
Make Believe


Beverly Hills may as well put this at number one, who cares about this dude's sweater or how good his sex haver life is, and no one cares about his Epstein island in the Sun

3/10
30Weezer
OK Human


Another album name that at least makes you think of something better

3/10
31Weezer
The White Album


Just because one of the songs was written in the 90s doesnt mean its a better song than Beverly Hills

3/10
32Weezer
The Black Album


Idk if this one has the Africa cover or the Teal one, but they should have done a Gary Glitter cover instead

2/10
33Weezer
Everything Will Be Alright in the End


2/10
34Weezer
The Green Album


They named it after the color of my vomit after I heard there music

2/10
35Weezer
The Teal Album


keep Tears for Fears' name out of your mouth Rivers of Cum

2/10
36Weezer
The Red Album


Their video that does nothing but show viral memes isn't cringey, it's murder

2/10
37Weezer
Maladroit


Don't people think this is somehow heavy? Wait till they hear Anal Cunt

2/10
38Weezer
Pacific Daydream


As if they couldn't pander any more to white people here's a fricking Lorde wannabe record

2/10
39Weezer
Death to False Metal


Nobody said anything about Metal, except Weezer because I guess his favorite band is Kiss

2/10
40Weezer
Hurley


Get this ugly loser out of my face

1/10 (it's not a 0 because one of the songs is in Jackass 3-D)
41Sum 41
Does This Look Infected?


At least Canada has a better Green Day

Best tracks: All Messed Up, Over My Head

6/10
42Sum 41
All Killer No Filler


Best tracks: Motivation, Rhythms, Handle This

5/10
43Sum 41
Chuck


Best tracks: Open Your eyes, Theres No Solution, We're All to blame

5/10
44Sum 41
Half Hour Of Power


Best tracks: Grab the Devil by the Horns and Fuck Him Up the Ass

5/10
45Sum 41
Underclass Hero


2/10
46Sum 41
Screaming Bloody Murder


2/10
47Sum 41
13 Voices


2/10
48Sum 41
Order In Decline


2/10
49blink-182
Dude Ranch


their bass player is the worst singer I've ever heard, every song with him on vocals can go straight in the trash
Best tracks: I'm Sorry, Boring

5/10
50blink-182
Blink-182


In case you're wondering why this is above the others, it sounds the least like this band.
Best tracks: I'm Lost Without You, Asthenia

4/10
51blink-182
Enema Of The State


Best tracks: Mutt

4/10
52blink-182
Take Off Your Pants And Jacket


Best tracks: First Date, Story of a Lonely Guy

4/10
53blink-182
Cheshire Cat


His riffs are great but their vocals are the worst here.
Best tracks: Wasting time

3/10
54blink-182
Neighborhoods


1/10
55blink-182
One More Time...


0/10
56blink-182
California


Who the hell is Alkaline Trio? Has anyone even heard of them?

0/10
57blink-182
Nine


0/10
58Paramore
Brand New Eyes


Another band 1 million times better than Billy Joel and the Green Jays
best tracks: Turn It Off, Feeling Sorry

6/10
59Paramore
Riot!


best tracks: Miracle, Born for This, When it Rains

6/10
60Paramore
All We Know Is Falling


Best tracks: Never Let This Go, All We Know

6/10
61Paramore
Paramore


4/10
62Paramore
After Laughter


4/10
63Paramore
This Is Why


4/10
64All Time Low
Nothing Personal


Best tracks: Break Your Little Heart, Too Much, Lost in Stereo

5/10
65All Time Low
So Wrong, It's Right


Best tracks: Poppin' Champagne, Shameless

5/10
66All Time Low
The Party Scene


Best tracks: Noel, Running From Lions, Lullabies, Circles

5/10
67All Time Low
Put Up or Shut Up


Best tracks: Jasey Rae

5/10
68All Time Low
Three Words to Remember in Dealing With The End


2/10
69All Time Low
Dirty Work


2/10
70All Time Low
Don't Panic


2/10
71All Time Low
Future Hearts


2/10
72All Time Low
Last Young Renegade


2/10
73All Time Low
Wake Up, Sunshine


2/10
74All Time Low
Tell Me I'm Alive


2/10
75Fall Out Boy
Take This to Your Grave


Best tracks: The Pros and Cons of Breathing, Homesick at Space Camp

7/10
76Fall Out Boy
From Under the Cork Tree


Best tracks: 7 Minutes in Heaven (Atavan Halen), A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me", Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued, Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year

6/10
77Fall Out Boy
Infinity on High


Best tracks: Golden

5/10
78Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy's Evening Out With Your Girlfriend


best tracks: The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys in a Broken Down Van), Short, Fast and Loud, Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gonna Give It My Best Shot), Pretty in Punk

5/10
79Fall Out Boy
My Heart Will Always Be the B-Side to My Tongue


5/10
80Fall Out Boy
Folie a Deux


4/10
81Fall Out Boy
So Much (For) Stardust


4/10
82Fall Out Boy
Save Rock and Roll


3/10
83Fall Out Boy
American Beauty/American Psycho


3/10
84Fall Out Boy
M A N I A


3/10
85Relient K
Mmhmm


Goes without saying, but this band is better than Green Day
Best tracks: Let It All Out, I So Hate Consequences, High of 75, Be My Escape, More Than Useless

7/10
86Relient K
Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer


7/10
87Relient K
Forget and Not Slow Down


Best tracks: I Don't Need a Soul

6/10
88Relient K
Two Lefts Dont Make a Right But Three Do


Best tracks: Falling Out, Over Thinking, I Am Understood, Forward Motion, Chap Stick Chapped Lips and Things Like Chemistry

5/10
89Relient K
Five Score and Seven Years Ago


Best tracks: Come Right Out and Say It

5/10
90Relient K
The Anatomy of Tongue In Cheek


Best tracks: Pressing On, For the Moments I Feel Faint, Those Words Are Not Enough, Sadie Hawkins Dance

5/10
91Relient K
Relient K


Best tracks: Softer to Me, Marilyn Manson Ate My Girlfriend, Wake Up Call

5/10
92Relient K
Air For Free


5/10
93Relient K
Collapsible Lung


Certainly a unique one but not bad at all

5/10
94MxPx
Life in General


Only including their releases on Tooth and Nail Records, because I don't care about his other albums
Best tracks: Southbound, Chick Magnet, Do Your Feet Hurt

7/10
95MxPx
Teenage Politics


Best tracks: I'm the Bad Guy, Study Humans, Money Tree

7/10
96MxPx
Pokinatcha


5/10
97MxPx
Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo


5/10
98MxPx
The Ever Passing Moment


5/10

For the rest I'll just namedrop some bands/albums that are better than the cocksuckers in Green Day, Bad Religion, Nofx, Real Big Fish, Sublime or whoever my local record store employee is gonna try and sell me because it's music for people who dress up like a clown and have sex with children and kill them

That Dog.
The Muffs
The Promise Ring
The Used
The Offspring - Conspiracy of One
The Get Up Kids - Four Minute Mile
The Kinks
The Academy Is
The Cranberries
The Frogs
They Might Be Giants
The Stooges
Iggy Pop
Dashboard Confessional
Saves the Day
Fact
Lifetime
Dogwood
Smash Mouth
Brand New
Five Iron Frenzy
Slick Shoes
From First to Last - Dear Diary My Teen Angst Has a Bodycount
Escape the Fate - Dying is Your Latest Fashion
Hawk Nelson - Letters to the President
Say Anything - ...is a Real Boy
Turnover - S/T
Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue
Boys Night Out
Goldfinger
Free Throw
Alesana
Saosin
Senses Fail
mewithoutYou
cap'n Jazz
Cloud Nothings
Alexisonfire
Death Cab for Cutie
10cc
99MxPx
On the Cover


5/10

At the Drive-In
Underoath
Panucci's Pizza
Cute Is What We Aim For
Helen Love
Screeching Weasel
Zebrahead
Bloc Party
Jay Reatard
Superdrag - Regretfully Yours
On the Might of Princes - Where You Are and Where You Want to Be
Emery
Motion City Soundtrack
I Set My Friends on Fire
Thursday
Defiance Ohio
Free Parking
Snowing
Far Apart - Hazel
Bloodshed
Merchant Ships
Avril Lavigne
Andrew WK
Godley and Creme
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