Allergist: Alt account ideas?

Minushuman24 08.13.20	Don't we have AgentDeathBat already for number three? My vote is on 2
Joeman82 08.13.20	Isn’t 8 like half of the people who have been on the site?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.20	Can't say I wouldn't be interested in 5
heck 08.13.20	well, you've succeeded with the eye-rolling part at least.
Colton 08.13.20	"I painstakingly look up every single Robert Christgau rating and put it on Sputnik. If I had hears to waste, I’d also do Allmusic." somebody did this with Fantano https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/theneedledrop
Allergist 08.13.20	What about an even angrier Heck? I’d call it HELL
neekafat 08.13.20	neefakat
heck 08.13.20	joke's on you, that was my previous name lol
Allergist 08.13.20	@ColeT wow, that’s dedication. It’s innacurate tho, like none of Fantano’s favorite metal albums are listed.
heck 08.13.20	Fantano never 5'd a Bolt Thrower album so his opinion on metal is irrelevant.
LeddSledd 08.13.20	Fantano has like 5 good metal reviews
Jots 08.13.20	u should really throw everyone for a loop and make your alt a good user
Jots 08.13.20	jk I think
Allergist 08.13.20	@Jots, now that would be interesting. I could become the best user on the site and then pull the good ol’ switcharoo after being promoted to Mod.
ArsMoriendi 08.13.20	What about a user who has almost the exact same username as someone else so it fools people on the front page (would only work with longer usernames) Like JohnnyoftheWelp or like Minushuman23
Jots 08.13.20	pretty sure acad pulled that on someone but I forget who
heck 08.13.20	ArsMoreindi
Metro0092 08.13.20	caps lock alts oh wait they've already been made a million and one times ;)
ArsMoriendi 08.13.20	Oh god
Allergist 08.13.20	ArsMoriendi2
heck 08.13.20	AIIergist
Dissonant 08.13.20	haha caps lock alts, i've made a million of those fuckers. good times.
ArsMoriendi 08.13.20	Eh someone already made an "arsmoriendi1" account on that wiki Biggly made
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.20	Ire did that to me for silentpotato as the font for usernames makes a capital 'i' the same as a lowercase 'L' so you couldn't tell them apart until u checked the actual profile
ArsMoriendi 08.13.20	"haha caps lock alts, i've made a million of those fuckers. good times." The weird ones about people shitting their pants that people used credit to Pestiferous ?
Dissonant 08.13.20	lol yeah bro we collectively made those haha that's our legacy right there.
Dissonant 08.13.20	oops i hope jeffery biggleturd isn't listening
TVC15 08.13.20	“An open account anyone can use, but we agree not to change the passwords so everyone can still log in.” This happened one time before. Might even still have the password for it if I look hard enough Edit: I once made an alt as Anton Chiguhr and posted nothing but his quotes from No Country For Old Men
TVC15 08.13.20	“Fantano has like 5 good metal reviews” That’s 5 too many
ArsMoriendi 08.13.20	@Dissonant: wait, what's your original account?
Dissonant 08.13.20	restriked haha i was the shittiest user back in the day, still am. but yeah.
Dissonant 08.13.20	"a meth head redneck who loves country" swear i thought i saw one of those pop up a couple days ago
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.20	Do I like you dissonant are we friends
Dissonant 08.13.20	yeah ig
Allergist 08.13.20	I would love to do the meth head one. Growing up in the southern USA, I’ve met several smalltown delinquent meth heads, two of whom had passions for music. They could tell you any fact about any old school coutry or rock album, and even had knowledge on some metal, hip-hop, and indie. Too bad they were hopped up on crack 24/7. One of em’s been in prison for the last 15 years due to armed robbery.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.20	"yeah ig" Noted
heck 08.13.20	can I be you guys's friend too
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.13.20	Sure, whenever I see ur avatar I think to myself "I don't think me and this user have beef"
heck 08.13.20	I remember us being pretty cool in the olden days when I was hellscythe
Keyblade 08.13.20	2 is basically me tbh
Dewinged 08.13.20	I feel like Aiwaz has made half of these already, sach also had a couple, and the rest are actually real users
TheSonomaDude 08.13.20	9 already exists, except he was being genuine. FlyheadMetal.
Keyblade 08.14.20	damn flyhead that's a sput deep cut
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	Biggly should give flyhead an article lol
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	"hellscythe" Oh damn, didn't know that People need to stop changing their usernames, it's confusing... or at least make an anouncement list about it like "I'm heck now!" lol
heck 08.14.20	my old name was very un-Christian and not fit for this family friendly website so I changed it
Minushuman24 08.14.20	I appreciate that heck, it worried me a lot.
Emim 08.14.20	"Fantano never 5'd a Bolt Thrower album so his opinion on metal is irrelevant." Something about that guy just makes me irrationally angry.
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	I cant believe people remember Flyhead, he hasn't logged in since like 2014 lol. We're friends on FB but we don't talk much. Wholesome guy tho, and not a bad drummer either.
heck 08.14.20	wasn't he in a band with some psycho dude at some point
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	oh god, yeah. I was in that band too, for a bit. there are a loooooooot of stories about that fucktard. he used to use the site regularly for like two months before he got banned for calling someone the n-word
Minushuman24 08.14.20	woah wait who was the psycho dude?? What year was this
heck 08.14.20	his name was chowder or something
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	sowders, you mean. the dude was actually the vocalist in a band that was signed to a record label and all, was set to go on tour later this year. you'd think he'd set himself straight, but no. now he's in prison for drug possession and assault. he's the definition of a human scumbag. horrible person.
Emim 08.14.20	My favorite alts were when Spirit (I think) assembled the Power Rangers in a soundtrack review.
Minushuman24 08.14.20	Vaguely remember that name, maybe its nothing. But damn that sucksss "My favorite alts were when Spirit (I think) assembled the Power Rangers in a soundtrack review." [2] Also TheAnalyzer
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	"I remember us being pretty cool in the olden days when I was hellscythe" Oh hey Iike you a lot! Ur gonna have to remind me about 40 more times tho
Keyblade 08.14.20	sowder, isn't that the Rest guy. one of the worst alts ever on here tbh
heck 08.14.20	oh shit I remember that Rest kerfuffle I don't think that was sowders though
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	lol I forgot about flyheadmetal that guy was like if Trebor had twice the brain damage
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Rest guy used to send me death threats on Facebook all the time because I believe that white privilege exists
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	his name was like Travis or some shit but if you just call him random "Tr" names like Trevor or Treyvon he would go ballistic
Keyblade 08.14.20	lmao nice
Minushuman24 08.14.20	lmao that is amazing
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	idk who rest is, but that sounds pretty funny. I've been stalked only once on social media by a sputnikker (sputnikker? that sounds wrong)
Keyblade 08.14.20	we prefer the term sputnig
heck 08.14.20	sputheads
Minushuman24 08.14.20	I always like sputtles
heck 08.14.20	sputites
Keyblade 08.14.20	sputonian
heck 08.14.20	the Children of Sput cult
Dedes 08.14.20	We are the children of the vault
heck 08.14.20	Sputologists
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	Sputter works
Minushuman24 08.14.20	sputographers
Allergist 08.14.20	Uh, the correct term is sputniktographers, thank you very much.
Jasdevi087 08.14.20	re: earlier discussion, you can actually still find some videos of flyheadmetal/sowders on youtube i'm pretty sure
Minushuman24 08.14.20	i'm sorry
americanohno 08.14.20	that vampires movie rules. totally underrated and james woods is so good in it.
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	Vampires is very flawed but it has a lot of great moments. The music in particular is fantastic.
evilford 08.14.20	BefferyJigglestein
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	"An open account anyone can use, but we agree not to change the passwords so everyone can still log in." LOL
Joeman82 08.14.20	I always thought an alt about a conservative who listens to super liberal bands and doesn’t care about the lyrics would be pretty funny.
Valzentia 08.14.20	i vote 14 just to see how long it takes for someone to change the password
Joeman82 08.14.20	A max of 5 minutes
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	"This happened one time before. Might even still have the password for it if I look hard enough" YES it was very fun logging into that one
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	Why not? Let's do it again bois
Sinternet 08.14.20	i believe that was tyler's alt and everyone ruined it by posting dumb shit. tbf i made one shitty list on there too.
Sinternet 08.14.20	unsurprisingly this got wiped pretty fast https://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/everyone
Sinternet 08.14.20	also flyhead was def there until 2015, and he came back for a little bit a couple years ago i swear
TheSonomaDude 08.14.20	that's genius and flyhead was banned but he came back with a few alts. RestInPieces was one.