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Worst Recommendation Contest Rd. 2

Round 2. Rec me the worst of the worst. Those who weren't eliminated the first round advance.
1Texas Hippie Coalition
Rollin'

RULES:
Rec 1 track.
Highest rated track gets eliminated
Recs must come from albums on the Sputnik database to prevent intentional bad music from obscure Soundcloud artists, etc.
2nd round is HARD ROCK/HEAVY METAL.
2Five Finger Death Punch
Got Your Six

Minushuman24
Five Finger Death Punch - Jeckyll and Hyde

(1.5/5)
Oh yo yo, I bet this band thought that voicemail verse was so creative, but some things are just better left unheard. Never go full retard.
3Lita Ford
Wicked Wonderland

SandwichBubble
Lita Ford - Betrayal

(1.5/5)
Man that album art is ugly, but I guess it fits well with her voice. Also kill this production.
4Waking the Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler

BlazinBlitzer
Waking the Cadaver - Chased through the Woods by a Rapist

(1/5)
Apparently this song has lyrics, but all I hear is BRE BRE BRE BRE BREEEEEEE! This thing is pretty hilarious though, and there is some impressive belching near the end.
5Disturbed
The Sickness

Dctarga
Disturbed - Droppin' Plates

*ELIMINATED*
(2.1/5)
DISTURBED IN THE HOUSE YO! Draiman's delivery of the line "I'M DROPPIN PLATES ON YOUR ASS BITCH!" is all I have to hear ever again. Life is complete.
6Lou Reed and Metallica
Lulu

neekafat
Metallica & Lou Reed - Iced Honey

*ROUND WINNER*
(0.5/5)
The notorious Lulu album I never heard. I can now be added to the masses of other people who have asked "why was this ever made?" To be fair though the same guitar riff being played for the entirety of the song is just as awful as the singing. wtf Metallica.
7Six Feet Under
Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest

UniqueUniverse
Six Feet Under - Invader

(1/5)
40 seconds in, thought this would just be some run of the mill dad rock. But man, those vocals have to be the funniest thing I've ever heard. Those vocals sound like something you would hear from a parody band in a South Park episode. What's even funnier is that these guys are actually signed and have been a band since 1993.
8Buckcherry
Fuck

TVC15
Buckcherry - Say Fuck It

(1.5/5)
Watching the music video really added to my listening experience because naming your album "Fuck" and having every song title contain the word "fuck" wasn't enough for me to understand the theme of the album. They had to shoot a video with someone flipping off the viewer every other frame. Thanks Buckcherry for making me understand your indecipherable album meaning. I could have never done it without you. Your singer's got some sick dance moves too.
9Brain Drill
Boundless Obscenity

Bloon
Brain Drill - Departed in Decay

(2/5)
This is such an awful mess. Once you look past the "technical" instrumentation you quickly realize how the first minute of the song sounds like the second minute of the song which sounds like the third minute of the song which sounds like the fourth minute of the song which sounds like the fifth minute of the song. Know what I mean?
10Sahara
Texarkana

TheSonomaDude
Sahara - Hannah's A Bad Manager

(GGEZ/5)
There is nothing wrong with this. Seriously you can even go look on the band page, it has a 4.5 user average.
11wecamewithbrokenteeth
Sweet Sweet Rock

Toad
Unnamed - wecamewithbrokenteeth

(1.5/5)
"Sounds like that one grind band."
"Which grind band?"
"You know, that one band you are always sharing with me"
"Which one?"
"What do you mean?"
"I've shared other bands with you besides this one."
"Riiight."
12Black Sabbath
Forbidden

StrikeOfTheBeast
Black Sabbath - Shaking off The Chains

(1.5/5)
This is their unreleased debut album... right?
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