Brostep
03.07.16 | list = digs? |
Artuma
03.07.16 | |
Sinternet
03.07.16 | List is bands who avoid showering also |
elliootsmeuth
03.07.16 | true as fuck mayne |
elliootsmeuth
03.07.16 | "list = digs?"
yea, p much |
smaugman
03.07.16 | you need a dressing gown |
Spacesh1p
03.07.16 | Honestly the morning shower is the worst. First I have to get myself out of bed, only to be challenged by having to get out of the shower mere minutes later. Both are nigh impossible. |
smaugman
03.07.16 | it's better to shower in the evening |
Sinternet
03.07.16 | yeah but it wakes you up and shit and you feel fresh for rest of day |
Spacesh1p
03.07.16 | I do both. Down to two showers per day now. |
Flugmorph
03.07.16 | #firstworldproblems confirmed |
smaugman
03.07.16 | i used to shower in the morning like 4 years ago, but i felt like shit afterwards. i became more tired after the shower than before it |
smaugman
03.07.16 | btw, two showers pr day is too much |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.16 | Ew what the fuck even is this list?
How is rubbing a towel on yourself for a minute an "overly laborious task" I don't understand. |
Asdfp277
03.07.16 | some people don't dry easily
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ArsMoriendi
03.07.16 | "btw, two showers pr day is too much"
Yeah, over-showering dries out the skin. We're supposed to only shower once a day. I love my morning showers, they give me the best reason to get out of bed lol. I have to shower in the morning, otherwise I feel uncomfortably dirty throughout the day honestly. |
adr
03.07.16 | delete this user |
Sinternet
03.07.16 | delete this site |
elliootsmeuth
03.07.16 | jeez |
MO
03.07.16 | the fuck? It takes literally 10 seconds... |
MadDemonofConfusion
03.07.16 | No problem with showering twice in a day if you need too after exercise |
ArsMoriendi
03.07.16 | Good point^
@elliootsmeuth: Idea: use a blowdryer or something. |
Deathconscious
03.07.16 | "How is rubbing a towel on yourself for a minute an "overly laborious task" I don't understand."
maybe it takes him awhile because he has to get in between all the fat folds. |
elliootsmeuth
03.07.16 | lmao. skinny as fuck tho. idk, it just takes me awhile. guess i'm just overly thorough. takes me like 5 minutes |
ChoccyPhilly
03.07.16 | And I thought I shitpost |
Royl123
03.07.16 | Masterbating while showering feels awesome |
Flugmorph
03.07.16 | i have no shower. thats why i bath my astral body about every two days. thats enough if you ask me. more is just wasting water and bad for your skin and hair. |
Spacesh1p
03.07.16 | Ars definitely dries my skin in the winter but I just counter it with lotion. Rather keep my morning shower and post exercise showers than give them up lol. |
Flugmorph
03.07.16 | lotion.
pussy |
Zig
03.07.16 | Winter showers are the worst. |
dbizzles
03.07.16 | I hate drying my beard. The rest is easy. |
claygurnz
03.07.16 | Lol this list, morning showers in the winter suck though. |
Deathconscious
03.07.16 | 1 fucking destroys btw. |
elliootsmeuth
03.07.16 | fuck yeah it does |
Asdfp277
03.07.16 | drying off my hair takes like 15 minutes, and it's only like 5 inches long |
Flugmorph
03.07.16 | in soviet russia
you are a pussy |
demigod!
03.07.16 | lol
dank list though |
Hep Kat
03.07.16 | nothing in this reality or the next is more douche chill-inducing than shower shits.
just the worst |
Asdfp277
03.07.16 | u mean douching |
Hep Kat
03.07.16 | no i mean having to exit the shower mid-shower to take a shit |
trve
03.07.16 | walk around in your bath room while drying yourself to speed up the process
brb taking a shower |
Relinquished
03.07.16 | you wouldn't ever have that problem if you know your diet |
Hep Kat
03.07.16 | look man, my "diet" so to speak is like a combination of Majin Buu's and a plague rat. i never know when im finna drop a deuce |
Flugmorph
03.07.16 | lel |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | http://m.imgur.com/7PUYSox
tbh |
Deathconscious
03.08.16 | just shit in the warmth and comfort of the shower, thats what i do. |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | ur gonna catch MRSA that way u grimey hobo fuck |
demigod!
03.08.16 | worst part of showering is gettin out |
Asdfp277
03.08.16 | ^this |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | ...to take a shit.
yes i established this earlier itt |
demigod!
03.08.16 | no. you shit before you shower. common knowledge |
Asdfp277
03.08.16 | hep u prolly hav celiac disease |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | my colon is fucked tbh |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | kinda resembles Rhode Island after a Magnitude 14 earthquake hit it |
tempest--
03.08.16 | sometimes you feel a surprise shit coming on, you can't say thats never happened demi |
Titan
03.08.16 | sucks |
Supercoolguy64
03.08.16 | the worst part of showering is having to clean up the water on the bathroom floor |
zaruyache
03.08.16 | r u too poor to buy the inside-the-shower-curtain curtain thing? |
MeatSalad
03.08.16 | "kinda resembles Rhode Island after a Magnitude 14 earthquake hit it"
fives |
Asdfp277
03.08.16 | u know what, i've been thinking about it while i take a shower, and i determined the evening is the perfect time to shower.
showering more than once a day is damaging for the skin, so, only once. then, if u consider that most of ur dirtiness comes from going outside, then it would only make sense to get clean *after* u go outside. this is especially true if u go to the gym by the evening lol. like, are u gonna get dirty by staying in bed, any more than by going outside, sitting in dirty places and shit?
when u go by all day w/o taking a shower, u let all those outside shit particles get in ur skin, clogging up ur pores and giving u shit acne. like, imagine all of the places u sit @ while going outside. now, u gonna let all of the bacteria and particles stay in ur butt all day AND night long, fingerin ur butthole while u sleep naïvely thinking ur anus is safe from outside intruders? it just doesn't make sense.
if u gonna care 4 ur skin, or u hate being dirty, then keep ur place clean and shower once u get home, it's a safe space to chill and stuff |
demigod!
03.08.16 | #showerscience |
alienobserver
03.08.16 | tbh drying off isn't that bad it's getting out that's the worst. the cool air hits you and you're not feeling that stream of hot water anymore it's awful. but when you dry off, if you're doing it fast and you're getting friction going (especially when you do your hair) it warms you right up (or at least makes sure ur not freezing ur balls off) |
Asdfp277
03.08.16 | winter is the worst thing ever |
MeatSalad
03.08.16 | getting out isn't too bad if your bathroom isn't cold. depends on where you live really
what sucks real bad is if you have a tile floor with no mats or anything to stand on after getting out |
Hep Kat
03.08.16 | i must admit: i am steadfastly pro-shower beers |
Asdfp277
03.08.16 | spiders in the shower |
elliootsmeuth
03.08.16 | what the fuck has this turned into |
CaliggyJack
03.08.16 | Fucking the struggle. I enjoy showers so much but drying is Hell especially if you have semi-long to long hair. |
SitruK6
03.08.16 | I don't mind the drying part so much, what bothers me is having to wake up early to shower.... |
ArsMoriendi
03.08.16 | If you're that bothered by drying your long hair, get a haircut.
Like what the fuck is wrong with some of the people on this website. Basic hygiene isn't that hard. |
MeatSalad
03.08.16 | yeah caliggy fuck that struggle hard |
UpwardSpiral
03.08.16 | I refuse to shower (in the morning) |
MeatSalad
03.08.16 | gross |
PappyMason
03.08.16 | wow |
torts
03.08.16 | I'm |
trve
03.08.16 | -törts |
smaugman
03.08.16 | i set the heat cables under the bathroom floor to 30 degrees, and it feels great getting out of bed with my duvet and going to sleep on the bathroom floor |
elliootsmeuth
03.08.16 | being the dumb american i am, i immediately thought fahrenheit and i was very concerned. |
Sinternet
03.08.16 | A nice toasty 30°F |
smaugman
03.08.16 | it's only a matter of time before america and england start using the metric system, because the system you're using now is FUCKED |
Sinternet
03.08.16 | England does use the metric system... |
smaugman
03.08.16 | you're using feet and yards arent ya |
Sinternet
03.08.16 | Well feet we do but yards no-one uses anymore. Unless they're like 80 |
elliootsmeuth
03.08.16 | football (american) uses yards. but yeah, the customary system is so fucked. i wish i grew up with the rest of the world and not isolated in america. fuckin hell. |