CaliggyJack
04.21.22 | https://images.app.goo.gl/sByUW4f5mcD9UZSi8 |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Stay mad britbongs |
parksungjoon
04.25.22 | thatcher on acid > |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Couldn't even properly invade the Falklands what a joke LMAO |
Slex
04.25.22 | Wots this then |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Oi, You got a loiscence to comment? |
JohnnyoftheWell
04.25.22 | Fahrenheit my sides |
parksungjoon
04.25.22 | https://www.youtube.com/shorts/q4jMVqkLh2A |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Alfred the Great was a mistake |
parksungjoon
04.25.22 | shiva of the east? more like shiva the deceased LOL |
ArsMoriendi
04.25.22 | Missionary position is underrated |
Koris
04.25.22 | Of all American bands you could have chosen for a list like this, you choose Train? |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Americans worst pop is better than Britain's best |
outliers
04.25.22 | beans n toast eatin face ass |
budgie
04.25.22 | "Saved yer asses in two more"
this triggers me |
CaliggyJack
04.25.22 | Y'all woulda lost WWI and 2 without us quit trippin |
budgie
04.25.22 | sending tins of spam to the soviets is a contribution not "saving your asses"
i have spoken |
CaliggyJack
04.26.22 | Using Enfield rifles in year of our Lord 1943 is a liability.
Go back to your tea m8 |
zakalwe
04.26.22 | We’ve become so Americanised and thick as shit to boot now I wouldn’t worry about it. |
CaliggyJack
04.26.22 | I'll believe u when u get rid of that sissy sport named after a bug and start playin baseball.
Also...
Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer Soccer |
budgie
04.26.22 | "Using Enfield rifles in year of our Lord 1943 is a liability.
Go back to your tea m8"
if u suggest that im british again ill boil ur potato bud |
CaliggyJack
04.26.22 | All who defend the land of toppins and top hats are automatically british |
budgie
04.26.22 | u think the british were the only ppl involved in ww1/ww2 aside from the usa |
CaliggyJack
04.26.22 | USA the only one who mattered
KEKLEO |
IsisScript80
04.29.22 | "The Irish and Scots agree"
Ergo the Scots and Northern Irish think of themselves as lame. |
Pheromone
04.29.22 | ^ came to say > : ( |
fogza
04.29.22 | "I'll believe u when u get rid of that sissy sport named after a bug and start playin baseball."
Lmao caliggy u so dumb |
BigPleb
04.29.22 | 99% of America still thinks everyone in Britain sounds like the Queen, says it all really. |
Pheromone
04.29.22 | the beatles > the apollo 11 moon landing |
Shemson
04.29.22 | I’m not sure you know what British means
But then again you’re American so I’m sure this is the least of your problems |
Demon of the Fall
04.29.22 | living rent free
also you may want to rethink some of these points, if you're capable |
anarchistfish
04.29.22 | actually rent free |
Demon of the Fall
04.29.22 | I'm guessing this is purposeful stupidity / bait, but yeah whatever |
anarchistfish
04.29.22 | basically every point is bait so probably |
JeremiahBullfrog
04.29.22 | What even is This |
JeremiahBullfrog
04.29.22 | We gave the world The Smiths and Sabbath though. |
anarchistfish
04.29.22 | Probably weighed out by giving the world America |
Demon of the Fall
04.29.22 | point 5 is making me feel like the guy may actually be enough of an idiot for this to be real, although by the same token that could be a tactically deployed slice of misdirection
someone would have to dissect his general commenting style and I'm not down for that, seems tedious (even for me) |
IsisScript80
04.29.22 | "although by the same token that could be a tactically deployed slice of misdirection"
I actually pondered this very notion on his Uwe Boll list--crediting him to an extent, for possibly playing all of us through a very subtle form of trolling, but he came back claiming full sincerity... troubling if that's genuinely the case. |
Flugmorph
04.29.22 | ain't that the truth. Ima drink a pint of whallop on that with ya i will. |
CaliggyJack
04.29.22 | I angered the crumpet chompers |
CaliggyJack
04.29.22 | @Isis are you implying that this thread was deployed in manner such as to garner frustration and humorous responses, NOT a thread seriously debating the validity of the land of cloudy with a chance of rain?
Fool. I would never attempt such a ridiculous activity such as "humor" on the internet. |
IsisScript80
04.29.22 | ^Lol. That's fine by me, CJ... I actually find your threads entertaining, along with the general sense of bewilderment that comes with them, for one reason or another. |
zakalwe
04.29.22 | It’s humour. You slag. |
CaliggyJack
04.29.22 | @zak lies. I'll not be slandered in this way.
Have at thee, I challenge you to a duel. |
zakalwe
04.29.22 | thou dost have the nads! |
JeremiahBullfrog
04.29.22 | The USA and the UK are both lucky places to be born in the grand scheme of things, both have their pros and cons for sure.
If i have to pick between one to live in? Hmmm.... I'd Pick Norway. |
Egarran
04.29.22 | Classic colonial compensation.
Send all white people back to Europe. |
SitarHero
04.29.22 | The British are lame? Not to worry, they can probably afford to go to a hospital and get their legs fixed. |
budgie
04.29.22 | "
Send all white people back to Europe."
can we send all the americans to the british isles so they dont ruin the continent |
Demon of the Fall
04.29.22 | ‘The British are lame? Not to worry, they can probably afford to go to a hospital and get their legs fixed.‘
Okay now this was funny 😄 |
Egarran
04.29.22 | >can we send all the americans to the british isles so they dont ruin the continent
That is the idea |
Cimnele
04.29.22 | gofundme to send cimnele out of teh UK and somewhere respectable
like bolivia I mean |
CaliggyJack
04.29.22 | Bolivia is a perty cuntree |
Ryus
08.02.23 | this was your best list |
GhandhiLion
08.02.23 | Yeah but at least our schools don't get shot up. Did you consider that? |
GhandhiLion
08.02.23 | Absolute bollocks. Bunch of bell-ends exercise your ears or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMXR7w76VZU |
DoofDoof
08.02.23 | this is very much the Family Guy view of British people - resembles no living British person |
theBoneyKing
08.02.23 | Innit |
Ryus
08.02.23 | ok fr tho whats up with the wages over there. if i lived there id be making like half of what im making now its pitiful. britbongs care to respond??? |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | Ken you have been overpaid |
Ryus
08.02.23 | maybe and that’s why we love this country |
CaliggyJack
08.02.23 | @Ryus honestly one of my favorites. I've got a sequel planned stay tuned. |
ffs
08.02.23 | name 1 good country, i'll wait |
ArsMoriendi
08.02.23 | Denmark |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | top 5 most boring european countries |
Ryus
08.02.23 | ummm the us because i like living here |
ffs
08.02.23 | lars von trier is danish, next
the US? more like the THEM |
CaliggyJack
08.02.23 | Big if true |
sneakers
08.02.23 | True! |
bellovddd
08.02.23 | shit at cricket also. |
CaliggyJack
08.02.23 | What the fuck were britbongs thinking when they made cricket? Like wtf was going through their heads...? |
bellovddd
08.02.23 | trying to figure out a sport they could be good at. they were wrong. |
Ryus
08.02.23 | they should just play baseball agreed |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | anyone who views cricket as a sport has missed the whole point. baseball is a sport; cricket is an excuse to drink pimms
and within actual sports let's not overlook that american football is rugby with both balls sliced joylessly off |
CaliggyJack
08.02.23 | American Football is football
Euro Football is just Soccer
Stay mad eurobros |
bellovddd
08.02.23 | agree on the rugby point. |
DoofDoof
08.02.23 | if football = soccer...then I raise you baseball = rounders
I recommend you stand down |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.02.23 | honestly, the US having the world's most insufferable jock culture and highest aversion to serious contact sports in tandem is about as cosy a fit as pairing a constitution founded on positive liberties with the most idiotic drinking laws enforceable |
Egarran
08.02.23 | Only nazis make national stereotypes. |
SomeCallMeTim
08.02.23 | without bri'in we wouldn't have radiohead tho |
Pikazilla
08.02.23 | American football is a mickey mouse sport
great band though |