Dedes
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Chili

This is how to make dedes style chili
1Red Hot Chili Peppers
Blood Sugar Sex Magik


Ground sirloin
3 pounds for a moderately large batch
2Beans
Shock City Maverick


Beans baby
Can of Black and can of kidney
If you don't like beans in your chili go back to preschool
3Pepper
Kona Town


1 bell pepper and 1 finely chopped long hot
If you can't handle this then please learn yourself on chili culture and come back when you're less of an IDIOT
4Garlic Boys
Garlicholic


6 cloves of garlic if they're kind of small
4 if they are big
Good for rubbing in eyes as are long hots
5The Crooked, Yet Fabulous Onion
The Ostrich is my Favourite Animal


1 small onion
Chop fine. If she is big use half. If it's bigger than your pot it is a melon or cantaloupe, put it back.
6Spice Girls
Greatest Hits


CRUCIAL-BE HEAVY ON ALL SPICE. chili is a flavorful soul food and should be respected as such. Don't use "pinches" or "quarter teaspoons" or I'll personally throat chop you.
You need fresh ground PEPPER. Black is good but an assortment of peppercorns is best. Salt well. CUMIN it hard, and steady, and rail it with some TURMERIC. Slather her heavy with a piping hot load of PAPRIKA. And with all that.
She is ready
7Goodie Mob
Soul Food


Now you have a delicious bowl of dedes chili.
If you can get ancho chiles feel free to improve, sadly no one around me has them :[
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